Memoirs of a Kangaroo Unemployed

Shan Zeng narrowed his eyes suspiciously when he saw Zhang Yunbao.He was the main investigator of Zhang Yunbao's death case, and he also inspected Zhang Yunbao's body and put it on the corpse truck. Shan Zeng still expressed doubts about Zhang Yunbao's sudden "resurrection".

Zhang Yunbao's consciousness has just recovered, but he, who has inherited the memory of the big hare, also knows that it was Shan Zeng who saved him.

Although Shan Zeng looked at him and said nothing, Zhang Yunbao still nodded to Shan Zeng and said, "Thank you, Mr. Shan, for saving me. Mr. Zhang owes your family two debts, and I don't know when they will be able to repay them."

Fortunately, he didn't feel anything unusual about Zhang Yunbao, but something was wrong. Shan Zeng wanted to investigate clearly, so he said, "You don't need to thank me, you just need to cooperate with our investigation."

"I will fully cooperate!" Zhang Yunbao replied excitedly.

Following Shan Zeng and Liszt into the house, Shan Zeng entered the kitchen before finishing some work in the kitchen.

Zhang Yunbao, who was walking with Liszt, was still a little weak after his transformation. He staggered and almost fell on the tiled floor. Fortunately, Liszt helped him in time.

"Old Zhang, watch your step." Liszt reminded.

"Thank you, Director Li." Zhang Yunbao, who supported Liszt's arm, felt lingering fear. The original owner of this body was considered an old dying demon. If any part really fell, it probably won't be healed for a while.

Liszt saw that Zhang Yunbao's condition was not very good, so he asked him: "Old Zhang, why don't you take a rest first?"

After using the demonic power in his dantian, it dissipated before it condensed. Zhang Yunbao nodded weakly and said, "Thank you, Director Li."

Uh... there are only two bedrooms in the house, after some hesitation, Liszt took Zhang Yunbao to Shan Zeng's bedroom.

"You can sleep here first." The sheets in Shan Zeng's room were just changed for him two days ago, and they were still very clean, so let Zhang Yunbao sleep.Anyway... Anyway, now, there is no need for a single increase~

Being supported by Liszt to lie on the bed, Zhang Yunbao was a little embarrassed. He didn't respect the young director in front of him who was said to have gotten into this position by virtue of his connections, and he always made trouble for him.Now that I am receiving the kindness of others, I feel a little bit uneasy.

"Director Li, I was so disrespectful to you before and troubled you so much, I'm really sorry."

Liszt didn't care too much about these things, "It's okay, we as demon officials should do something for the masses."

Holding Liszt's hand, Zhang Yunbao continued to say to Liszt: "You are a good official, I will never complain to you again."

Hearing the first half of the sentence, Liszt was a little proud, but the second half made him unhappy. What's the matter, it's over if you don't complain?Shouldn't more thank you notes be written?

Pulling out his hands, Liszt pursed his mouth in dissatisfaction, feeling unhappy.

Zhang Yunbao, who had always been against Liszt, didn't know what was wrong with his statement. At least Liszt had been an official for the past few years, and in his opinion, he was really irresponsible. It would be nice if he didn't complain.

Then he returned to the previous face, and said to Liszt: "Director Li, with all due respect, Mr. Shan has a good background. If you make friends, you can benefit a lot."

Liszt frowned and looked at Zhang Yunbao, not knowing what he wanted to say.

"I mean, Director Li, why can't you figure it out! Why do you ask him to wash the dishes for you?" I wanted to say it when I saw Shan Zeng's foam.

"..." I said, are you afraid that he is already mine?

Not wanting to reveal his relationship with Shan Zeng for the time being, Liszt replied: "He just likes to wash, it's useless for me to stop him."

Unexpectedly, Shan Zeng had such a hobby, Zhang Yunbao fell into deep thought.

"Lie down first, I'm leaving." Before Liszt left, he intimately closed the curtains for him.

Hey, Zhang Yunbao destroyed the two-person world of himself and Shan Zeng. Liszt felt a little upset, walked behind Shan Zeng who was cleaning the stove, and put his arms around his waist.

"What's wrong?" Sensing Liszt leaning on his back, Shan Zeng asked him softly.

"nothing……"

Although Liszt said so, Shan Zeng could still hear the plaintiveness in his tone, bowed his head and smiled, and continued to do the work in hand.

Shan Zeng was busy in the kitchen, and Liszt was not too tired, hanging on like a little monkey.

Liszt is not light, and he will feel a little tired after a long time.Slightly squatting down, Shan Zeng grabbed Liszt's thigh with both hands and carried him on his back.

Liszt obediently lay on his back and let him put him down on the sofa in the living room. Shan Zeng squeezed his bulging little square face and said, "Stay here, little fat man."

Disliked Liszt: ...you are the little fat man!

To prevent what happened to Xu Hua from happening again last time, Liszt and Shan Zeng said, "Old Zhang is a bit tired, so I'll let him lie down in your room and sleep." Staring at Shan Zeng, "You don't mind."

Knowing Liszt's thoughts, Shan Zeng deliberately said, "Then where should I sleep?"

"..." Just pretend it's you.

"Then you can sleep on the sofa." Very cold and heartless.

When Liszt said this, he pouted unconsciously, and Shan Zeng couldn't help but pecked lightly.

When they were about to proceed to the next step, they both turned their heads together with a sound of "Boom!"

Zhang Yunbao covered his head and looked at Shan Zeng and Liszt in embarrassment, and laughed dryly, "Go on, go on." After speaking, dragging his old body, he hurriedly slipped through the living room into the toilet.

Zhang Yunbao wanted to come out for convenience, and when he went out, he saw the scene of Shan Zeng and Liszt kissing, so scared that he bumped into the door frame without paying attention.

At this time, he was squatting on the toilet, holding the toilet paper, and before he could recover, Mr. Shan actually fell in love with that kid Liszt!Before, I wanted to introduce my eldest daughter to Shan Zeng... Oh, what a loss.

Being bumped into by Zhang Yunbao and making out with Shan Zeng just like that, Liszt wished he could hit the wall.

Shan Zeng didn't care, touched Liszt's hot cheeks, brushed the broken hair on his forehead, and said with a smile: "Why are you so thin-skinned? Do you want to go back to your room and hide?"

Liszt punched Shan Zeng's chest muscles, "Humph!"

Still running into the room in despair.

After Shan Zeng finished handling the affairs in the kitchen, Zhang Yunbao had already come out of the toilet.Shan Zeng invited him to sit on the sofa in the living room.

Thinking that Shan Zeng and Liszt were making out here just now, Zhang Yunbao chuckled and couldn't help but said, "Young Master Shan, you're taking the liberty just now."

Shan Zeng replied: "It's okay."

"Well... Young Master Shan has anything you want to ask, you can ask me, but..." He quietly leaned in front of Shan Zeng and whispered: "Have you dealt with the monitoring thing?"

Strange how Zhang Yunbao knew about this, Shan Zeng still replied: "Just say it, there is nothing to monitor here."

"That's good." I didn't forget to flatter Shan Zeng, "I know Mr. Shan has great powers, and I don't know about monitoring."

"How do you know there's something listening?"

Although he knew that the monitoring equipment had been dealt with, Zhang Yunbao still lowered his voice and replied: "I heard what the demons said~"

It turned out that Zhang Yunbao was wandering around his tea mountain that afternoon, and saw that there were still a few tea trees on the mountainside that had not been picked, so he tied a basket and planned to finish this work before going home.

Zhang Yunbao doesn't usually do it himself, and the speed of picking tea is far behind that of tea pickers.Two small rows of tea trees were picked until dark.

After picking the tea leaves, when Zhang Yunbao was packing his things, he suddenly heard voices coming from the small road under the tea mountain.Zhang Yunbao's land is relatively remote, so if he came here so late, he suspected that it was someone who stole his tea tree, so he hid aside and eavesdropped on their conversation.

One of them said: "The master asked us to invite the uncle, I don't know what the plan is."

Another replied: "The old man of the Bai clan didn't have a master, how could we trick him? Are you stupid?"

The previous person asked again: "But I heard that the uncle and the old man of the Bai family have a long-standing grudge, how can they be deceived?"

"What's the matter with you, master and uncle have their own tricks, do you need to worry about it?"

"I know, but the younger brother also said that the demon world sent some of the most powerful investigators from the Central Crime Bureau. I'm afraid that our matter will be discovered sooner or later."

"No wonder you can only do some small work of refining alchemy and drawing talismans, and you are half obedient. The younger brother has already posted a wiretapping talisman at the house of the surname Li who manages their household registration in the demon world. Sooner or later, the investigators from the demon world will report to the surname Li What are the plans of the demon world at that time, don't we know everything?"

"Oh~ that's it."

"The best thing is yet to come. Master told me yesterday that the investigator lives in Li's house, so don't worry."

"Brother, I have another question..."

The one called Senior Brother said: "You say."

"When will that 'Saint of the Demon Realm' be reborn?"

"This matter... your rank is not enough, I can't reveal it to you." This senior brother felt that he was valued by the master, so he always liked to show off his "high rank" in front of his junior brother.

"Brother, just say it, is it worse than that old man Bai Que..."

The senior brother tried his best to hold his mouth shut, and said to him: "Don't talk nonsense, not only should you not let outsiders know about this matter, you must also not disclose it in front of the senior uncle? Otherwise, be careful, master..." The senior brother made a gesture of beheading .

"Okay, okay, okay." Knowing that the master has always been ruthless, the younger brother fell silent in fright.

Hearing this, Zhang Yunbao couldn't calm down anymore. Originally, he just wanted to catch two tea thieves, but he didn't expect to hear the big conspiracy of the demons.

He was so frightened that he wanted to turn into a prototype and slip away, but he accidentally stepped on a dead branch of tea leaves, "Crack." It was the sound of a branch breaking.

Brother Mozu heard the voice and roared: "Who is it?!"

Zhang Yunbao knew that he would die if he didn't run, so he quickly used all his mana to mobilize, and ran away in no time.

No matter how powerful the demons were, they couldn't be as fast as the rabbits. By the time the demons reacted, Zhang Yunbao had already disappeared.

Zhang Yunbao still has lingering fears when he recalled the scene at that time, "I ran in a hurry, and I didn't come in a hurry to take the tea basket away, and the tea mountain belonged to my family, and no one in the village knew it. In the next day, I went to the city to find Director Li, and prepared to flee with the whole family."