Memoirs of a Kangaroo Unemployed

Panic for a while, Shan Zeng didn't know what to do, he moved his foot and accidentally kicked the book "A Test of Major Events in the Demon World".

Shan Zeng quickly picked it up and flipped through it page by page. When he turned to the last page and saw the hideous pattern painted on the back of the page, a layer of cold sweat broke out on Shan Zeng's back instantly!

It's... the Soul Eater Talisman!A kind of rune specially used to absorb people's three souls and seven souls. Although each rune has only one-time effect, once the soul is sucked away, it will directly embark on the road of reincarnation...

His hands were shaking so badly that Shan Zeng could no longer hold the book in his hand. He grabbed Liszt's shoulders with both hands and kept shaking, "Liszt! Liszt!"

It's useless to do this...

No... Hurry up, hurry up, Shan Zeng forced himself to calm down.

There is no other way but to do this...

Shan Zeng tried his best to put a thick protective barrier on his body and Liszt's body.

He went to bed, lay flat next to Liszt, forced his exercises, and forced his soul out.

This is Shan Zeng's first time making such a dangerous attempt. He must hurry up and find Liszt before he enters the underworld!

……

In other words, after Liszt yelled, he was sucked in by the vortex in the rune, and when he woke up again, he was already on a road glowing with faint blue fluorescence.

He didn't know where he was at all, so he quickly stopped a passerby walking in front of him.

Liszt patted the man on the shoulder and said, "Brother? This is... ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!"

The man walking in front turned around when he heard the sound, and on his face, the eyeballs of a pair of eyes protruded from the eye sockets, which looked like a yaksha, which really shocked Liszt.

"Ghost!!!" Liszt turned around and ran away.

But his feet seemed to be filled with lead, and he couldn't move half a step, "What... what's going on?"

The man behind replied: "Brother, this is the road to hell, and you can't go back."

Liszt didn't believe it, he was still alive and well, why did he walk on the road of the dead?

"No...impossible!" Liszt didn't dare to turn around because he was afraid of seeing the face of the man next to him.

Hearing what Liszt said, the man began to persuade Liszt earnestly, "I've seen many people like you along the way, brother, don't be obsessed with it when your lifespan is over. It's not good for us ghosts to stay in the world for too long. Let's go together, both of you."

Liszt still didn't believe it, "I still have a long lifespan, it must be a ghost who hooked the wrong person!"

The man sighed, "Little brother, if your lifespan is really endless, it's not a problem if you always get stuck. Why don't you go to the underworld to find a ghost theory."

"Will the ghost messenger send me back?" Liszt asked the man in front of him innocently, with wide European-style eyes, as if he had grasped at straws.

Knowing that it was another ghost who couldn't believe that he was dead, the man couldn't bear to hit him, so he nodded against his will.

"Okay! Then let's go together." The face of Big Brother Suyan didn't look so frightening anymore~

As we walked, Brother Suyan said, "Oh..."

"Eh? Brother, what's wrong with you?"

Poor lad, died young.

"It's nothing... let's go." I heard that the first [-] ghosts who arrived in the underworld tonight can be exempted from crossing the river, so I have to leave quickly.

"Hey, brother, don't go so fast, wait for me."

Walking along Huangquan Road, there were more and more ghosts along the way, there were too many ghosts tonight, ghosts crowded ghosts, Liszt and Big Brother Suyan got separated like this.

"Hey, don't squeeze me." Liszt blocked from left to right, the soul that had just left his body was still quite strong, and finally squeezed out from the crowd.

"What's your name?" A sharp and piercing voice sounded.

"Ah? Where? Where?" Liszt turned his head to look left and right, and searched around but couldn't find who was talking.

"Below..." The voice was very helpless.

Liszt followed the sound and looked down, and there was a window opened at the position of his knees.

He hurriedly knelt down on the ground, and said to the hideous ghost in the window, "You... hello, my name is Liszt."

The ghost messenger gave him a sideways look, and asked coldly, "Domicile registration."

"...Household registration? Australia xx"

"Australians? We don't care about it." The ghost guard raised his hand and waved Liszt away, then raised his head and shouted, "Next."

On the road of reincarnation, everyone has no quality, the ghosts crowded around, and immediately another ghost stood in front of the window.

After being swung away, Liszt quickly crawled back, grabbed the window and asked, "Hey, may I ask, who is the person in charge here?"

The ghost has a very bad attitude, completely ignoring Liszt, and just lowered his head to deal with the next person's information.

Liszt thought he didn't hear it, so he asked again, "Can you find the person in charge here?"

At this time, standing in front of the window was a little ghost who could not speak. Seeing that Liszt was blocking him from doing business, he suddenly let go of his voice and cried loudly. They all heard it, and crowded towards Liszt's team.

Many ghosts took advantage of the chaos to jump in front of the line, and the ghosts behind the line were unhappy and blamed Liszt. They shouted, "If you don't do something, get out, don't block us!"

"Yes, yes, don't waste our time."

"What's wrong with bullying a child!"

"Yes, get out of here!"

"Go away! Go away! Go away!"

Not getting the answer he wanted, Liszt just got stuck, stubbornly blocked everyone's grievances, and clung to the window and did not leave.

"Please, please let me know..."

The ghost messenger was also confused by him, and he yelled: "Shut up——!" The sharp and piercing voice exploded with the sound waves.

Although it was useless to cover the ears, the ghosts who were rushed by the sound couldn't help but cover their ears tightly.

Liszt was closest to the window, and the sound waves hit his face directly. Although he had no body, he still felt his head buzzing from the shock.

After shouting this, the ghost messenger finally had a chance to relax and release all the pressure of the night.A puff of thick green and black smoke floated from behind him, exuding the smell of rotting things in the swamp, spreading.

Seeing this scene, the ghost standing by the window unconsciously stepped back three meters.

Everyone hasn't adapted to life without a physical body. In fact, the ghosts present can't smell the stench at all.But when the black smoke drifted away and passed through Liszt's soul, everyone couldn't help being disgusted.

Collectively, "Yi——"

Liszt: ...

The tone of the ghost guard was still cold, but after he had just been released, his attitude seemed a little kind, "You, go to the far side of the counter and look for the security guard. Ask him if you have anything to do."

"Ah, thank you! Thank you!" Liszt, who covered his nose and eyes, hurriedly expressed his gratitude.

Following the direction pointed by the ghost messenger, Liszt made his way through the crowd of ghosts, and finally found the hall security guard standing in the corner.

This "security guard" was very tall, holding an exorcism long axe, wearing a hideous mask on his face, standing upright by the pillar in the corner, looking extraordinarily majestic.

"You... hello." Liszt walked up to him and waved hello.

"..."

"Hi~" Liszt greeted again.

"..."

? ? ?Why ignore people?Liszt stepped up and approached the security guard's face, "Excuse me?"

A long silver thread is drawn from the bottom of the mask...

"I'm so hasty!" I quickly jumped away, avoiding the huge drop of saliva that was about to fall.

This tm can fall asleep while standing?Liszt only knew that the work of civil servants in the demon world was not tiring, but he didn't know that the underworld was short of manpower, and there were many thieves every day. The security guard hadn't closed his eyes for seven days and seven nights.

But what to do with my own affairs, although I don't want to disturb people's dreams, but if I don't wake up the security guard, the security guard won't guide me. If he doesn't guide me, I won't be able to find the person in charge. If your problems are not resolved, if the problems are not resolved, it means that you will not be able to go back! ! !

No, you must wake him up.

Liszt tried to wake him up first, but after a while, it didn't help that his voice became hoarse.Liszt picked up a wooden stick on the ground again, and kept beating the big drum next to the security guard with the wooden stick until his hands were tired, and he showed no signs of waking up.

Ahhh...I feel tired.

Many ghosts were ready to go on the road after getting their certificates and tickets, and one by one they drifted past Liszt.

There was such a little devil, also crowded in the crowd.

Liszt's eyes brightened instantly, he took the kid out of the crowd, and snatched all the documents from his hand in front of the kid.

It turned out that this little devil was the one crying loudly just now. Seeing that Liszt had snatched his ticket, it deflated its mouth and burst into tears immediately.

Seeing that it worked, Liszt clamped the child's armpit, hugged it, and made him cry into the security guard's ear.

Children like to play the game of raising heights the most. After the kid was lifted up by Liszt, he giggled happily.

"Hey! You cry for me!"

Liszt carried the little devil down again, put it on the stone beside him, and said to the little devil viciously: "Cry quickly!!"

The kid thought that Liszt was playing a game with him, so he smiled even more happily.

Liszt: ...

Forget it, Liszt handed the ticket and documents to the kid, and let him go.