Memoirs of a Kangaroo Unemployed

The shop behind the stall was clearing the goods, and the shop owner threw several packing boxes at the door.

Liszt's eyes lit up, he handed the rice cake to Shan Zeng, and ran to the shop to talk to the owner, who generously gave Liszt a big paper box.

The cardboard box just fits the big hare, and the hare is surprisingly obedient, no matter how Liszt handles it, he doesn't struggle.Standing by the side, Shan Zeng threw a handful of vegetable leaves into it.

Liszt picked out the withered and yellow vegetable leaves in disgust, "Don't give it this."

"Hahaha, young man." The stall owner who bought the rabbit laughed, "He's about to die, let him eat his fill."

The stall owner's behavior just now made Liszt criticize him quite a bit, so he squatted on the ground and didn't speak.

"Let's carry it up to the car." Shan Zeng said.

Each carried the rocker cover on one side of the box, and moved the rabbit to the pedal of the battery car. Although it was inconvenient for Liszt to ride, there was no other way.

The rapeseed that is essential for fried rice cakes has not been bought yet. After the rabbit is settled, Liszt said to Shan Zeng: "You stay here, I will buy some rapeseed."

After shopping for vegetables, considering that he needed to eat rabbit meat, he had to buy some five spices, so Liszt went to the dry goods store to buy some five spices and dried chilies.

When I came back, I saw Shan Zeng squatting on the ground again from a distance, reaching into the cardboard box and stroking the big hare, as if he was still talking to the big hare?What is he doing?

"Hey." Liszt kicked Shan Zeng's foot, "Give way."

Shan Zeng stood aside.

Liszt turned the key to open the cushion, and put the vegetables and spices in his hand.

Shan Zeng also handed the rice cake to Liszt, "Do you want to put the rice cake in?"

"You carry it, it can't be stuffed."

Liszt closed the lid of the carton, stepped into the car, and said to Shan Zeng, "Let's go."

It is awkward to ride in this position, but luckily the big hare is still quiet, just opening the lid of the box with its nose a little to breathe air.

When they got downstairs, Liszt opened the garage door, and together with Shan Zeng they lifted the carton. Liszt wanted to carry it to the garage, but Shan Zeng pulled it to the gate.

Liszt said, "Go to the garage, where are you going to carry it?"

Shan Zeng: "Carry the house."

"No, there is Xiao Hei at home, I am afraid that Xiao Hei will bite him."

Shan Zeng said, "That black dog still has aura, just let Xu Hua take care of it."

Liszt still disliked it, "The rabbit house smells bad, and we don't have a cage."

"Alright then." Shan Zeng compromised.

The garage environment is relatively closed, and Liszt put the cardboard boxes near the shutter door, thinking that the rabbits could at least breathe some fresh air.

Pulling the battery car in, Liszt said to Shan Zeng: "Then you find time to kill it earlier, it won't be good if you keep it for a long time."

Shan Zeng suddenly wanted to laugh, and he explained awkwardly, "I didn't buy it to eat."

"Huh? Then why did you buy it back?" Liszt didn't understand.

He asked Liszt to take a closer look at the hare.

Liszt looked through the hare's paw belly, but he didn't see any difference.

"I didn't see what happened to the rabbit except that it was a male."

Shan Zeng said, "This rabbit has been practicing for at least 50 years."

Liszt has only been cultivating for 80 years. Since his parents are also monsters, he will transform into form when he is seven or eight years old. Fully transformed in the teens.

So Liszt said: "Then it can take shape?"

"In theory, yes, but it was seriously injured." Shan Zeng put his hand on the rabbit's back and said, "I'm afraid it's still an internal injury."

Oh, it's so poor, Liszt also touched the big hare, "Can you cure it?"

Shan Zeng said: "At present, it seems that he can recover well without help."

"The little rabbit is really tenacious." Liszt stroked its ears. "Since he has the ability to cultivate, why is he still caught?"

"This rabbit doesn't seem to know any spells, it just has a whole body of mana."

Liszt remembered that Shan Zeng had just squatted on the ground, so he asked him, "Then what did you say to it just now?"

Shan Zeng replied: "I talked to it a few times, but he didn't respond. He probably hasn't learned to speak human language yet."

"Oh... I still want to play with it." Although the rabbit was dirty, its fur was soft and comfortable to the touch.

Shan Zeng found it interesting, "Oh?"

Liszt held his chin, "That's no fun."

The big hare stretched its legs, and continued to rest with its eyes closed.

Liszt patted the rabbit on the head, "What a silly rabbit."

Shan Zeng put his hand on Liszt's shoulder and said to him, "Go upstairs?"

Liszt nodded and stood up, took the vegetables and five spices from the battery car, and closed the shutter door.

Lifting the five spices to Shan Zeng, Liszt pouted and said, "Hey, Shan Zeng, if you hadn't lied to me, I wouldn't have traveled so far to buy the five spices... Tell me, how do you think you will compensate me?" .”

Shan Zeng suddenly said without beginning or end: "Are you and Wu Xiaolu on good terms?"

"Huh? It's okay, we are colleagues." Liszt didn't understand why, "Why are you asking me this?"

Shan Zeng walked in front and opened the door, "It's nothing." He strode upstairs.

"Shan Zeng!" Liszt chased him up, "Did you change the subject!"

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As soon as they got home, Liszt excitedly told Xu Hua about the big hare. Xu Hua especially liked furry creatures. When he heard that the two of them had bought a rabbit, he rushed downstairs with Liszt to have a look.

Shan Zeng didn't follow, and sat on the sofa, sorting out what happened at Wu Xiaolu's house in the morning.

"Yes... Brother Xiaolu untied it for me."

"His banishing spell is relatively simple."

"Don't touch this ash."

"My master is the successor of the Talisman Sect."

Why did Wu Xiaolu lie?Shan Zeng's face gradually darkened.

The Tiger Clan has a lot of research on the curses of the Demon Cult, and the outside world may not know it, so Shan Zeng knew at the first sight of the rune on Wen Xiaoxiao's chest that it was not a curse that ordinary Demon Clan people could cast.

There are also Taoist priests of the Fulu sect. According to legend, the Fulu sect has long been lost, and the only Taoist priest of the Fulu sect registered in the Zhongju Bureau is Yang Changhuan, who became a fairy hundreds of years ago.If it was true what Wu Xiaolu said, his master was a Taoist priest of the Talisman Sect, it would be hard to believe.

There are also ashes left by the burning of the yellow paper, emitting a strange fragrance. If I read it correctly, there are still small beads of condensation in the ashes.

It's all too weird.

"Boom." The door was pushed open from the outside, and Liszt stood excitedly at the door, and said loudly to Shan Zeng: "Shan Zeng! We named the big hare! Guess what it is?"

Shan Zeng's thinking was temporarily interrupted, so he had no choice but to say an answer casually: "Hui Hui?"

"You really have no creativity." Liszt sat down beside Shan Zeng, "It's Tebao."

"Extremely full?" Shan Zeng felt that the name really suited the big hare.

"Hey, you don't know that Xu Hua said, 'This rabbit was bought by Shan Zeng, why isn't it called 'Zengbao'' Hahahaha, Zengbao, I'm so full." Liszt was amused by the cold joke he said.

Xu Hua walked in with black lines on his face.

Patting his thigh, Liszt stood up, "I'm going to cook~"

Looks really happy.

Xiao Hei's dog was left upstairs by the owner and was not allowed to go down, so he had to play with a small ball on the balcony. One accidentally stepped on the foot, and the little ball jumped into the living room. Xiao Hei wanted to run out to pick it up, but saw Shan Zeng in the living room. I stayed there, but dared not go in again.

But it was like playing with a small ball, and Xiao Hei groaned at the door of the balcony with aggrieved "humming and humming".

Fortunately Xu Hua picked it up for the little ball.

"Ha, ha, ha" Xiao Hei stretched out his tongue happily, master ~ throw it over to me~

Holding the small ball in one hand, Xu Hua beckoned Xiao Hei to come over, "Xiao Hei, come here."

Xiao Hei didn't want to, he turned around several times in a hurry, his tail was about to break, Xu Hua just didn't throw the little ball over.

"Hey, hey, hey." Xiao Hei tried to stick out his claws by a centimeter, and peeked at Shan Zeng with his frightened little eyes.

Shan Zeng was not blind, he had noticed Xiao Hei a long time ago, and Xiao Hei's glance met Shang Shan Zeng's eyes.

I shrank my feet and didn't dare anymore.

Single increase: ...

Xu Hua smiled awkwardly, took the small leather ball, and ran to the balcony to comfort Xiao Hei.

After lunch, everyone was quite free. Liszt lay down and was bored, so he went to the study to read on the sofa with a book.

After washing the dishes, Shan Zeng rarely saw Liszt reading, so he asked him, "What are you reading?"

Liszt didn't bother to talk while lying down, so he turned the book up and showed it to Shan Zeng, which was "A Study of Major Events in the Demon World".

Shan Zeng glanced at it, but didn't take it seriously.

When he was lying on the bed at night, Liszt was still holding the book and turned on the bedside lamp, reading it with gusto.

Shan Zeng was really sleepy, patted Liszt's arm and said, "It's so late, go to sleep."

Seeing that it was not too early, Liszt nodded, turned back a few pages, closed the book, and put the book on the bedside.

A bookmark slipped out of the paper and landed in the shadow between the two of them, "The bookmark fell off." Shan Zeng clamped the bookmark with two fingers and handed it to Liszt.

"Oh." After taking the bookmark and clipping it back to the page, Liszt rubbed his eyes and lay down to get ready for sleep.

Shan Zeng sniffed the finger that had just touched the bookmark, and it was a familiar fragrance.

Covering Liszt's mouth with one hand, he turned over and stepped over Liszt, and immediately cast a spell on the book with the other hand.

"Hmm..." Liszt broke free and said to Shan Zeng, "What are you doing?!"

Shan Zeng asked Liszt condescendingly in this posture, "Is this book yours?"