Memoirs of a Kangaroo Unemployed

Then Liszt called Xu Hua.After Xu Hua regained her strength, she slowly got up, took a bottle of nutrient solution that she had stored for a long time and drank it, and temporarily slowed down.So when Liszt called, he couldn't tell that Xu Hua was in any discomfort just by listening to the voice.

"Then pay more attention to your body." Liszt finally said with concern.

"Uh-huh."

About to hang up the phone, Liszt pretended to think suddenly, "Oh, by the way, when you just came to my house, I forgot to give you the newly issued poverty subsidy."

Xu Hua was puzzled, "Another? I just received it at the end of last month."

"Uh...it's another project. You know that the demon world is rich and powerful. How about I bring it to you tomorrow?" Liszt made up a reason temporarily.

"Yeah, okay, thank you." After saying a few words, he hung up the phone in a hurry.

As the local household registration administrator, Liszt was in charge of many chores.In addition to being responsible for the household registration management of monsters, he also needs to count the details of each monster and make files, so he knows the economic life of each monster best.The demon world has a lot of various subsidy policies every year, so it is not difficult to convince Xu Hua that he can get this money.

But in fact, Xu Hua's household registration clearly stated that his parents and their spouse had high incomes, and that there were no financial problems. It was impossible for him to receive poverty subsidies for this alone.So the so-called "poverty subsidy" that Xu Hua received every month was handed over by Mu Jiang to Liszt, and sometimes part of the rent paid to the landlord would be deducted.

After hanging up the phone, Liszt was completely free.At this point, Shan Zeng still didn't go home, and the phone was still turned off. Thinking of Wu Xiaolu, when he called, it was also turned off.

Forget it, Liszt thought, looking at the clock on the wall, nine o'clock in the evening.

"Ha~" He yawned and walked into the bedroom.

"Woo-woo-woo-" the phone vibrated in his pocket.

Liszt took out his mobile phone, it was an unfamiliar number.

"Hey?"

It was a woman's voice, and the tone was very anxious, "Director Li, have you seen my old Zhang?"

"Old Zhang? Zhang Yunbao, he left after finishing his business with me that day, and didn't contact me anymore."

The woman's voice sounded familiar, and Liszt asked her, "Are you Aunt Liu, Lao Zhang's wife?"

"...beep beep." The phone was hung up.

Liszt was surprised, what happened to Aunt Liu?

With a responsible attitude, Liszt called back again, "I'm sorry, the number you dialed is in progress, please..."

Called again after a while, and it was turned off.

Liszt lacked this muscle, so he didn't think it was a big deal, so he lay down on the bed and went to sleep.

As soon as he fell asleep, Liszt had a bunch of weird dreams again. Fortunately, he almost forgot them after waking up and did not cause any trouble.

One night passed, and Shan Zeng still didn't come back.

There was still some rice left last night. He took an egg in the refrigerator and scrambled the egg fried rice. During the meal, he put the chicken breast that Xiao Hei hadn't finished last night into the soup pot and boiled it.After eating the fried rice, Liszt took out the chicken breast, put it in a disposable bag, and took two bottles of mineral water in the refrigerator.Pack it together in a shopping bag and head out the door.

Liszt remembered that there was still an unopened bag of planting fertilizer in his garage, so he dug out the imported fertilizer that he had spent a lot of money from the gardening box in the garage.Put the fertilizer in the back box of the battery car, and ride to the bank to withdraw 1000 yuan to take with him.

It was already late when we arrived at Xu Hua's house, around [-]:[-] in the morning.Liszt parked the car outside Xu Hua's house, carried his things into the courtyard gate.

"Wow, woof, woof!" Xiao Hei barked a few times in the room when he heard the noise outside.

"Xiao Hei!" Liszt walked out of the window on the first floor and called into the room.

When Xiao Hei heard Liszt calling him, he leaned on the window sill and responded to Liszt, "Wow!"

"Help me open the door." Liszt and Xiao Hei said.

"Wow!" Xiao Hei ran to the door, pawed on the doorknob, pressed down, and opened the door.

Liszt got into the door and shook the chicken breast in his hand, "I'll bring you something delicious~"

The little black tail wagged happily, "Wow, woof!"

Liszt found Xiao Hei's food bowl, tore the chicken breast into pieces, and put it into Xiao Hei's bowl.Xiao Hei smelled the aroma of the chicken, the corners of his mouth salivated, and he finished the chicken in a few mouthfuls.

After Xiao Hei finished eating the chicken, Liszt opened the cupboard to find a big bowl. Normally Xu Hua didn't use the bowls and chopsticks very much, so the cupboard was covered with dust.After finding a suitable large bowl and washing it, he soaked the fertilizer he brought with mineral water, and then stirred it evenly with the cleaned chopsticks.

It's been a while since I entered the door by myself, why hasn't Xu Hua come downstairs?Taking a plate to cover the big bowl, Liszt went upstairs to wake Xu Hua up, and Xiao Hei also went upstairs.After waking up in the morning, it pawed past Xu Hua's door, but Xu Hua told Xiao Hei not to disturb him to sleep, so Xiao Hei went to the first floor to play with a small ball.

Liszt knocked on the door, "Xu Hua? Are you up yet?"

After a while, Xu Hua's voice came, "Mmm..." The voice was very weak.

"Xu Hua? Are you okay?" Liszt continued to knock on the door, "Open the door quickly."

Xu Hua had a terrible headache, so she had no choice but to answer, "The key...is under the mat."

Liszt turned over the mat at the door, got the key and opened the door.Xu Hua was still nestled in the quilt, with his head tucked inside. Liszt felt that something was wrong with Xu Hua, and when he lifted the quilt, he was startled.

"Xu Hua! What's going on?" Liszt was startled by the scene in front of him. Xu Hua's original shape was half revealed, the leaves on one end were half yellow, some withered yellow leaves fell on the pillow, and the hands holding his head turned into The appearance of the branches, the bark has fallen off badly.The transformed monster will only reappear in its original form when the energy in its body is greatly lost, and the situation is very dangerous.

Xiao Hei didn't know what was wrong with his master, so he wandered around Xu Hua's bed anxiously.

Liszt quickly injected the little energy in his body into Xu Hua's body, and the characteristics of the prototype on his body gradually disappeared, and his body was still very weak.Although Liszt felt very tired after outputting too much mana, he still let Xu Hua lie on the bed, went downstairs to fetch the soaked food, and fed it to Xu Hua bit by bit.

After drinking this bowl of fertilizer, Xu Hua's headache relieved a little, but her body was still relatively weak.

Seeing Xu Hua's appearance, Liszt turned around anxiously.

"You are a demon doctor, don't you know what's wrong with your body?" Seeing Xu Hua's silence, Liszt became angry.

Hearing this, Xu Hua silently slipped her head into the bed, "Well, there is... so what." A muffled voice came from under the bed.

"What's the matter?" Liszt didn't understand, and lifted Xu Hua's quilt again, "Please explain to me clearly."

Xu Hua got up on the bed with both hands, "Don't tell anyone..."

Liszt nodded quickly, "Say it quickly."

"I have a baby..."

"What?!" Liszt's three views were about to collapse, "Haven't you and Mu Jiang been separated for almost a year?! Whose child are you pregnant with?!" Don't tell me you found a wild man.

...Xu Hua bit her lip and said, "It's... Mujiang's..."

"What?!" Liszt was about to die of anger, cooperating with me for a year, inside and out, tried every means to reconcile the two of you, and you two have already applauded for love behind my back?

Very good and strong, "You dam...you two are playing with me for fun, aren't you!"

Seeing Liszt yelling at his master, Xiao Hei yelled threateningly: "Wow!"

"No...you listen to my explanation." Xu Hua grabbed Liszt's clothes, and when Liszt turned around, Xu Hua slid down the edge of the bed and almost fell to the ground.

Liszt quickly supported Xu Hua, "Are you all right?"

Xu Hua was also taken aback, and was helped to lie back on the bed, "It's okay." After rubbing her stomach, Xu Hua went on to say, "This child is not conceived recently, it was a year ago when I left... Mu Jiang was pregnant before. up."

"Huh? Then why is your stomach, uh... so small?" Liszt felt a little inconceivable.

Xu Hua knew that Liszt went to a human school since he was a child, but he didn't know their family was special, so she explained to him: "Just like most plants germinate in spring, the embryos in my stomach need to wait for the spring to be suitable after I'm pregnant. will start to grow.”

"...I see." It turned out to be a misunderstanding caused by his lack of knowledge. Liszt scratched his head and apologized to Xu Hua embarrassedly, "I'm sorry, I was too excited just now."

Xu Hua smiled, "It's fine."

Liszt tucked the quilt for Xu Hua, and sighed, "Then what should you do, you've been so haggard these days."

Xu Hua took Liszt's hand and said, "Can you do me a favor?"

"You say it."

Xu Hua: "There is an elder in our family in Hegang Town. His name is Bai Que."

"Bai Que? I seem to have heard of it, but the household registration of their generation is not under my control. Do you have anything to do with him?"

Xu Hua smiled wryly, "If I want to give birth to the child smoothly, I can't rely on myself."

"Huh? Why?"

Xu Hua: "Seeds grow in the soil, so when they are in the stomach, they will absorb the essence and nutrition of the mother. My practice is not enough. I have had children for two years in a row, which consumes a lot of energy on my body. Bai Que The elder is very knowledgeable in pharmacology, and I want to ask him for some anti-fetal medicine to keep the baby in my womb."

Liszt asked: "I can help you ask other monsters in Hegang Town, but what if he doesn't help you then?"

"No, he knows me. According to seniority, he is still my grandfather." Xu Hua replied.

"Yeah, that's good." But Liszt was still a little worried, "Then what medicine did you take when you were pregnant with Xiaolin?"

"It was also done by an elder in the clan, but he can't be contacted now, so I can only find Elder Bai Que."

Liszt stood up, "Then I'll call, you wait here." After clearing away the dishes by the bed, Liszt went downstairs.Xiao Hei was worried about Xu Hua, so he squatted beside the bed and guarded him.