[Comprehensive] 100 Wrong Ways to Chase Your Wife

"Is this really good? I think you like that policeman." Tamamomae didn't intend to let it go so easily, he stretched out his hand to hook the neck of Ise Yu who was holding the black tea stuffed by him, and turned his wrist Suddenly, the bone flute that was received somewhere after entering the door suddenly appeared in his hand again.

"Master Yuzao." Earl D seemed to be well-preserved, even if he was asked so blatantly and maliciously by the other party, he didn't express anything special, he just looked back with a commercial smile. "After that, I will trouble you."

"Ah." Tamazamo glanced at the other party, nodded silently for a while after meeting the other party's eyes, then closed his eyes, and fell on Ise Yu's body. "Then, I'll go out first." Earl D smiled subconsciously after seeing Yuzao's performance, a creature that flapped bat wings but looked like a chinchilla landed on Earl D's shoulder, and joined him go out.

"You also know what that guy is thinking, why do you have to stimulate him?" After Earl D went out, Ah Tian, ​​who felt that he had enough dog food, came over like this, of course he still looked like a boy with long silver hair.Officer Leo is a very ordinary FBI, so in his eyes, he cannot see what these so-called pets look like in the eyes of abnormal people.

This may also have something to do with the police officer's firm belief in the world view, which has never been unnatural.

"Did I provoke him?" Hearing A-Tian's question, Yuzao chuckled before, without too much emotion in his voice, "I just... find it interesting." He answered A-Tian in this way, and then moved his hand again He seemed cheap and reached out to pinch the opponent's tails that were swaying behind him. "Hey! Don't touch Lao Tzu's tail casually!" Sensing the opponent's movement, Ah Tian quickly reached out to protect his own tail, and then rolled his eyes at Yuzao.

"Azao," without waiting for Atian to say anything more, the man behind Yuzaoqian spoke, his voice sounded as gentle as ever, but Yuzaoqian and Atian couldn't help shivering. "Don't touch other men's tails in front of me." Ise Yu said so, and then glanced at the few fluffy white tails behind Ah Tian's protection, with a gentle but weird expression on his face smile.

"..." In a sense, a man who is jealous is scary...

"Then, Earl D, do you all support his decision?" After being dragged back to the topic by Ise Yu, Tamazamae focused all his attention on Earl D's affairs. "Why do you care so much? You're not here to be a matchmaker." Hearing Yuzao's question, Ah Tian waved his hand, but he didn't take the matter of Earl D and Officer Leo at all. "That human being, who can't even see our real body, how could he have a common language with D?"

"Besides, they will separate sooner or later."

"What about you, what do you think?" Tamamo said, stretching out his hand to poke Ise Yu's jaw, and then lightly slid his fingers across the other's collarbone. "...Well, I think... don't underestimate the persistence of men."

Hearing Ise Yu's answer, Tamazamo pinched his earlobe with a half-smile, "Ah, so..."

It's been almost a week.

Sitting in the office, Leo scratched his head a little irritably.

He hadn't heard from the pet store for almost a week.

Although in a sense, not receiving any news about the pet store in Chinatown means that the owner of that store has been very quiet these days and has not sold any weird things, but he is used to finding faults every day. Officer Leo felt a little wrong sitting in the chair for the past two days.

He felt that he might have some strange symptoms, and he was not feeling well.

He seems to... want to see him a little...

"...It's so strange..." At first he identified the other party as a criminal who likes to sell all kinds of dangerous animals, but as he got more in touch with the other party, he felt that the guy who looked mysterious and strange... seemed to be... He doesn't like the existence of harming people that much... Or, in the eyes of the other party, human beings are far inferior to the animals in his shop.

"Ah, damn it, but all in all, it's too much!" Having said that, Leo couldn't help but pounded the table emotionally, almost scaring the team leader in the opposite office. "...Leo, this guy...is he going to receive psychological counseling for a while..." He muttered, and looked at the FBI sitting on the chair through the transparent glass window.

"What's the matter? Are you so unmotivated?" Jule, Leo's colleague and half of his partner, came over after delivering the necessary documents. "Ah, it's okay." Leo glanced lazily at the blond cute girl with glasses, but the expression on her face remained unchanged. "Ah, it sounds like..." Seeing the young man like this, the blond girl with glasses flashed a sly look in her eyes, of course she knew why her partner seemed so unmotivated these past two days, occasionally nervous and suddenly inexplicable angry.

"In the past two days... it seems that I haven't seen you go to Chinatown to find the earl's feet." When she said this, there was a teasing smile on her face. "Ah, isn't this very good, it proves that the earl is very law-abiding these days." Although I don't know why the blond cute girl would say this, but when Leo answered her, there was something on his face inexplicably. With a proud expression.

It's as if Earl D's pet shop has not been involved in the inexplicable casualties these days, as if he owed a lot.

"So...do you want to see him?" Seeing the other person's expression, Jule, whose EQ is much higher than this young man who only relies on the sixth sense to solve the case, suddenly laughed, and then she narrowed one eye , took out a ticket from his breast pocket and handed it to Leo.

"What is this?" Seeing the mysterious expression on the other party's face, Leo took the ticket handed over to him no matter how indifferent he was.

It's definitely not because the other party said "I want to see him"!

"Ah, I told you a long time ago that Earl D cannot be dealt with with a positive attack. I told you a long time ago that you advance and he retreats, do you understand?" The blonde girl smiled and pointed at Leo's hand. Tickets, "Earl D is the least resistant to sweets. This is a ticket for the New York Sweets Conference." There are always various ways to get weird exhibition tickets. Jule's ability, Leo has also experienced it up. "...You really understand, that guy." Leo stared at the thin note in his hand for a while, and then suddenly leaned back on the chair as if he had given up, and leaned back. "If you are so good at finding the other party's weaknesses, it's time for you to deal with that nagging guy." He said with a deep sigh.

"I can't do it~" Hearing what Leo said, the smile on Jule's face deepened, and then she raised her index finger and pointed at her cheek and shook her head, "My superficial flattery must be the result out of the eyes of that eccentric earl."

Only a man like Leo who can maintain this kind of innocence and simplicity even though he has been a policeman for so many years will please the earl with deep thoughts~

She thought so, smiling as she watched her partner grab his coat and hurried out of the office after hesitating for a few seconds.

Then he covered his mouth again, thinking that it is better not to tell Earl Leo that he appreciates him so much because he is a fool.

"These days... there are many good men who are silly, sweet, and sweet..."

"Count D? Are you there, Count D?" After Leo hurried to the pet shop, he didn't see Count D when he opened the door. An incense with a tempting flavor becomes another.

Sweet, with a fresh aroma that is not often smelled.

That kind of extremely elegant and inexplicably luxurious smell made a self-proclaimed rough person like Leo feel refreshed.

"Ah, isn't this the FBI I met last time? Why, do I need to recommend a suitable pet for you?" The voice in front of Yuzao thought lazily, and Leo looked over there, and saw a big smile The fox-faced man with his head resting on Ise Yu's lap and smoking a cigarette, holding the slender cigarette rod with his slender fingers, looked extremely gorgeous.

"I'm sorry, I'm going to Ise Yu." Ise Yu was concentrating on combing his Azao's tail, but he raised his head after hearing Yuzao's voice, and noticed Leo who suddenly broke into the pet shop.

"Good afternoon." He looked blankly at himself and Officer Leo in front of Yuzao for some reason, and greeted with a smile.

"Ah... ah, I'm looking for Earl D, isn't he here?" Leo, who didn't realize it until he was greeted by Ise Yu, blushed inexplicably, and then he looked left and right to find the person who usually drinks tea or eats. Dim Sum's strange young man, but unfortunately he didn't find him after searching for a long time.

"D...he's gone out. Is there anything urgent you need to do with him?" Hearing Officer Leo's intention, Yuzao supported Ise Yu's thigh with his front hand and sat up from him, then moved the slender cigarette stick to his lips.

Take a puff of the cigarette and exhale a piece of white. It is not like the big smoke with a bit of decay that other people smoke in the past. This kind of smoke in front of Yuzao burns slowly in the pipe, but it releases a fresh air. aroma.

"Ah...that's it..." Hearing what Yuzao said before, the disappointed young man was vague for some reason, and then took out the ticket that Jule handed him, "Doesn't that guy like sweets? I happen to have an extra ticket here, and I will pass it on to him when he comes back." As he said so, he slapped the ticket on the transparent coffee table.

"Thank you, I'll tell him." Yuzao glanced at the small ticket before nodding, showing no intention of entertaining guests.

"What, what? This guy actually came here to please D... He is obviously an idiot..." After the young man left feeling uncomfortable, Ah Tian, ​​who had been lazily pretending to be a mascot, took three steps and shook his head. Walking over in a daze, he picked up the steamy ticket from the coffee table, with an indescribable expression on his face.

"Why, why does this taste sound so sour?"

"Hmph, what do I care about with a person who has no future?" Ah Tian said so, and threw the ticket back on the coffee table.

"Anyway, we're going to move out after he comes back. This ticket doesn't make any sense at all~"

"... Does it make sense? Of course it does."

Like...these two could be interesting in the future.

Ise Yu looked thoughtfully at the lingering causal lines on the tickets that were patted on the coffee table, with a meaningless smile on his lips.