After the System Punished Me to Give Birth

Su Jingyang stood stiffly on the bustling street with people coming and going, his already big eyes were round and round, and he was in a state of bewilderment and disbelief.

Before that, he never thought that he would be punished because of a casual sentence, and was thrown here by a thing called the system! ! !

And the sentence that caused him such a catastrophe, in his opinion, was not too much.

——He really just interjected out of pure curiosity when his female colleagues were discussing the recent news of a pregnant woman jumping off a building: "Is childbirth so painful?"

As a man without father and mother, Su Jingyang has been single for 23 years and is only interested in men. He has hardly had any in-depth contact with women. His understanding of all aspects of women is relatively lacking.In fact, he had heard before that giving birth was painful, but afterwards he always saw the news that the baby was born when he went to the toilet, and the baby fell out again while walking on the street, which inevitably caused him a feeling of anxiety. It seems quite easy to have the illusion that children are ripe and ripe.

He asked this sentence without any malice.

His quiet question was quickly covered up by an angry and loud discussion. The female colleague didn't hear it, so she didn't answer him, so he just gave up.

Unexpectedly, just as he was about to pour water into the tea room, a voice full of anger and contempt suddenly appeared in his mind: "Stupid and ignorant man!!!"

The defenseless Su Jingyang was startled, the cup in his hand almost fell to the ground.He looked around and found no one, just thinking that he had an auditory hallucination, but the voice continued to linger in his head, "Hehe, scumbag!"

Su Jingyang was inexplicably accused, and subconsciously asked: "Scumbag? Are you talking about me?"

That voice contained a strong hostility, and it said viciously: "Ignorant man, it's you!!"

What the hell is going on! ?When Su Jingyang rolled his black eyes and was silently wondering if he was schizophrenic, he said in a cold voice: "Actually, it's useless for you to ask so many questions. If you want to know whether it hurts to have a child, you can find out by yourself. "

At that time, Su Jingyang couldn't tell whether he was more surprised or more speechless. It turned out that it was because of what he said that he provoked this strange thing!

However, he felt that he was upright, not afraid of these gods and ghosts, he curled his lips and didn't take it seriously, he was still thinking secretly, who are you?You let me give birth?I'm a man of iron, and I don't have this skill if I want to be born.

He was holding a teacup and was about to return to his seat calmly, when he heard another chilling sound in his mind, and then... Then, before he had time to react too much, he appeared in this Strange streets in ancient times! ! !

Everything happened so fast that he once wondered if he was dreaming, but everything here is so real!

The guy called the system implanted some information directly into his brain, and he was shocked after receiving it.

Because there are three sexes in this world, men, women, and twins? !

The so-called twins, except that their skeletons are slightly smaller, have the same appearance as men. The biggest difference is that they can conceive, conceive, give birth, and have children!

The most obvious sign of a twin is a red mole on the palm of the hand. Whether it is on the left hand or the right hand, the size and shape vary from person to person. The red mole will accompany you until you grow old and die, and will not disappear. Even if you dig it up with the flesh If it falls off, it will grow back tenaciously afterwards.

In the blink of an eye, Su Jingyang suddenly remembered a certain sentence the system had said before, and the hairs all over his body stood on end, giving him an extremely bad premonition.

He suddenly raised his two hands, staring at his palms with wide eyes.

There is a red mole the size of a soybean on the palm of his right hand!

Su Jingyang's head froze, his breathing trembled, and his hands trembled.He is sure that this body is still his own, but he has lived for so many years, but he has never grown such a thing in his palm, could it be, could it be...

"System!!!!" Su Jingyang felt like he was going to explode.

The system's cold voice sounded at the right time, "That's right, your current body has been transformed into a twin by me. You will soon realize how painful it is to have a baby."

Su Jingyang's scalp is numb, he doesn't want to feel it!

His throat was blocked for a moment before he opened his mouth in disbelief: "I just asked a question, and I didn't do anything harmful! Do you have to treat me like this??!"

After hearing Su Jingyang's words, the system said angrily: "You haven't realized that you are too much, you are already too much! You men are all virtuous, and you always speak lightly and cleverly in a few words, as if what women do is just right and proper. If you don’t try it yourself, you will never know how difficult a woman’s situation is! You should be punished and have a longer memory!”

"...How could I?!" Su Jingyang was dubbed a hat for no reason, it was simply inexplicable, even though he was indeed a little ignorant in this regard, how did he rise to such a height? ! !It must be too extreme!

He is not used to talking to the system in his head, so now, in the eyes of others, he is talking to the air.People passing by looked at him with strange eyes, and unconsciously moved away from him a lot.

Su Jingyang noticed it, and moved to an empty corner to avoid those crazy eyes, squatted down and continued to argue with the system with some indignation: "I've never been like what you said!"

"You didn't say that, don't you think so??"

Su Jingyang was so angry that he wanted to breathe fire.

He has been single for so many years, he has never even held a girl's hand, and he has never hurt anyone. The system punishes him for having a child because of his words?It is unreasonable!

But at this moment, Su Jingyang also understood one thing, it could control him to come to this world, if he wants to go back, he must only beg it, not head-to-head with it.

Su Jingyang took a deep breath and calmed down for a long time, and said to it in a good voice, "This is the end of the matter, let me tell you the truth, I like men, I have never been sorry to any woman before, and I will never be sorry to a woman in the future, just let it go." I'll go back."

The system snorted coldly: "Aren't there few men who like men but trick women into having children?? Scum and scum!!!"

"..." Su Jingyang was completely speechless.

He finally understood that this system was full of resentment and hostility, and also paranoid, and would not give him any chance to reason.

The point is, he didn't even have the slightest strength to fight against such a mysterious thing.

Su Jingyang's eyes were dull, his heart was cold, he was cheating, why did he let such a good and honest young man encounter such a thing? ?

In the end how to do……

"If you want to go back, that's fine." The system scoffed, "We'll talk about it after you give birth."

"..." Please let me lead the dog quietly.

Su Jingyang communicated with the system several times to no avail. With his round eyes wide open and his face full of confusion, he began to wander around the unfamiliar streets. People in ancient costumes were all around him.After walking for a while, he realized that no one on the street looked at him strangely anymore. He reacted and looked down at himself. The shirt and trousers had been replaced by a pair of gray coarse clothes with slanted fronts. He subconsciously raised his hand again, touching His own hair, which was originally short and energetic, actually grew to his shoulders... While the system was transforming his body, even the shape of his body changed in the blink of an eye.

This thing called the system is really evil.

Su Jingyang became more and more frustrated when he thought this way, he had now recognized the reality, he was just a mortal body, and he couldn't fight it at all.If you can't fight, can you only compromise?

He didn't want to compromise, but... If he didn't compromise, how could he go home?

Distraught, he walked for a while, and when he was tired, he squatted under a tree beside the arch bridge, looking at the people passing by on the bridge with a confused expression.

A handsome man with a big belly passed slowly across the bridge and caught Su Jingyang's line of sight unexpectedly. He coughed violently and almost choked to death on his own saliva!

Su Jingyang knew that the person just now must be a twin, but after all, he still looks like a man, and he is pregnant with a big belly!This scene, which others seem to be accustomed to, is a great shock to him who has lived in modern society for more than [-] years!

He really couldn't accept that he would become the same person as before!

Su Jingyang was stimulated most intuitively, and hurriedly shouted systematically, kept saying good things to make him let him go, but his mouth was dry, but the system simply ignored him.

Su Jingyang was angry, angry and impatient, his scalp was about to be scratched, but there was nothing he could do, he looked up at the sky speechlessly, he was always optimistic, and his chest felt a little congested.

As a newcomer, Su Jingyang had no money and no place to live, so at night, Su Jingyang had no choice but to find a dilapidated temple and lay some grass to lie down.Fortunately, it is summer in this world now, except for the fact that there are a little more mosquitoes, it can be dealt with for one night in this kind of place.

Su Jingyang thought that by ignoring him, the system was giving him time to think, but it turned out that kindness limited his imagination.

"Choose." The system said coolly, "If you don't choose, I'll help you."

Su Jingyang looked at the rapidly flickering scrolling screen that appeared out of nowhere in disbelief, and his hands began to tremble with patience.

——This system unexpectedly appeared suddenly when he was about to fall asleep, and asked him to choose a man in this world, and then have sex with him!

Although Su Jingyang does like men, but he also has a sense of integrity, okay?This bastard system actually asked him to choose a random man for a one-night stand, it's too much of a joke!

"You, you, you, you are...too much!" Su Jingyang knew that he couldn't hide, his eyes were red with anger, and he couldn't bear to grit his teeth and curse, "You dog!"

The system sneered, "You have time to scold me, why don't you hurry up. If the time is over, I will choose for you instead, hehe... But if I choose for you, I will definitely be more careful!"

"I think you have bad intentions..." Su Jingyang saw that the time progress bar next to him was about to disappear, his eyes tightened, and he couldn't care less about bickering with him, so he shouted anxiously: "Stop!"

The scrolling screen continued, and the system was silent for a while, "...mentally retarded."

Su Jingyang was stunned for a moment before realizing that there was no voice control, and there was not much left in the time progress bar. In a panic, he raised his right index finger and poked randomly on the scroll bar in front of him. It finally stopped moving. Su Jingyang thought he would watch it. He didn't know what kind of man he had chosen, but there was a beep in his head, his eyes went dark, and he fell to the ground.

Before he fell asleep, it seemed that the system was scolding him angrily: "Scumbag, you're being cheap!"

Su Jingyang felt that he had fallen into an empty and dark dream, but he knew it was not a dream.

Because the feeling of being tightly entangled was so real, and the pain of being torn apart was so real, Su Jingyang gritted his teeth and endured the man's ferocious movements, and burst into tears from the pain.

——He really didn't even have time to prepare, so he was slammed down by a person and executed on the spot.

It was the first time he could withstand such a fierce attack, but he had nowhere to hide if he wanted to, because maybe the system had done something wrong, his whole body was limp and there was no energy at all.

Su Jingyang gritted his teeth and endured it. There was darkness in front of his eyes, his body was dripping with sweat, and his body was so painful that he was almost numb.

Asshole system!Su Jingyang scolded that dog over and over in his heart.

He couldn't see the face of the person covering him at all, he could only feel that the person's hot breath seemed to be mixed with a faint smell of alcohol. He wanted to make a sound, but his throat seemed to be blocked by cotton, so he could only groan pant.

I don't know how long it took, Su Jingyang felt that he was about to be killed, and the people around him stopped.He only felt that his head was blank for a long time, and when he realized it, the man lowered his head and kissed his lips, except for the smell of alcohol, the breath of his lips and tongue was very fresh, whether it was from the contact of the skin or from his excessively strong physical strength Su Jingyang had already guessed that the selected person should be a young and clean man.

Although it's funny to say, for Su Jingyang, this is really a blessing in misfortune.

Su Jingyang couldn't lift up his strength at all, so he simply smashed the jar and threw the corpse up for him to kiss, feeling desolate in his heart.

Su Jingyang thought that it was over and the purpose of the system had been achieved, so he would be released from this weird place, but... when the person on him started to move his waist again, Su Jingyang knew what it meant to cry without tears.

The extremely long and grueling dream ended, and Su Jingyang opened his eyes with difficulty when he woke up again, he was still lying on the straw in the ruined temple, his whole body was screaming in pain as if his bones had been broken.

Su Jingyang's eyelashes trembled, and he stared blankly at the dilapidated roof for a long while before covering his painful buttocks with red eyes, and muttered sadly: "The tail is broken..."