Shock!My crush wants to give me party lessons

In Chen Yi's first week of work, time was wasted on various plans.

He racked his brains and gritted his teeth, but Ji Boyan was unmoved, and instead threw him things from earlier, miscellaneous and with a huge amount of information.

These are nothing, what Chen Yi is most afraid of is Ji Boyan's spot check.

According to what he said, most of these things were handled by him, and Ji Boyan was very clear about the mistakes between the lines.

Seeing this, the director couldn't bear it, and specially asked Aya to add an extra chicken leg to Chen Yi when ordering.

Chen Yipa took care of the meal, feeling that it was not easy to go home smoothly every day.

Fortunately, this unit has never forced him to work overtime, but Ji Boyan drove him away when the time came every day.

Chen Yi returned to high school in a daze, and spent the rest of his life in panic checks every day.

The director saw it, and felt that Ji Boyan had acted too hastily, so he also questioned. Ji Boyan pushed his glasses: I believe he can survive.

The director smiled: You said the same thing a week before the last intern left.

Ji Boyan spread his hands: I gave it to the last one for two months, who knew that he would turn his back in the face of danger.

The director meant a lot: don't put too much pressure on him.

Ji Boyan picked his eyes: You already knew what I wanted to do.

Director: I know you are tired of doing party building.

Ji Boyan: My critical point is approaching, and it is very difficult to find a suitable successor.

The director poured himself a glass of water: If you can't resist the pressure, it will definitely be over. I respect your idea, but it's still too rushed.

This time the heart-to-heart talk ended smoothly, and another week passed.

In two weeks, Chen Yi had a rough look at all the documents, and he was able to answer Ji Boyan's occasional questions last year. Ji Boyan also threw him scattered small manuscripts to practice, although Chen Yi often wrote them. The content of four or five hundred was cut down to only one or two sentences.

Chen Yi also felt a little frustrated, but fortunately he had expected it. Ji Boyan specially took 10 minutes to explain the structure of the communication to him, and threw him a document, which contained various official documents.

Ji Boyan tapped the keyboard: The purpose of the newsletter article is mainly to tell others what we have done recently, for whom we did it, for whom we did it, what effect it has on the three parties now, and what impact it will have in the future.

Chen Yi probed: That's it?

Ji Boyan snorted: You can't write it like this, just write about yesterday's event.

Chen Yi frowned: I knew that the municipal party committee had a meeting here yesterday, but I don't know what it was about.

Ji Boyan knocked him on the head with the notepad in his hand: How many times have I said it, look at my circle of friends.

Ji Boyan's circle of friends records all the activities in and out of the venue every day. Combined with pictures, he can often make up a general idea. Occasionally, words that are too academic, just wait for him to revise them before posting on the platform, so that the expression is smooth.

Chen Yi seemed to have opened the door to a new world, and couldn't help scrolling through Ji Boyan's circle of friends, and combined with the platform's publications in the past few days, he summed up the general rules.

Chen Yi: What if Brother Ji didn't post it?

Ji Boyan: Then Party A of this event is rubbish.

Chen Yi: Huh?

Ji Boyan: Whoring without money, and using my things without using my name.

Chen Yi: ...Is there such a party A?

Ji Boyan sneered: If there are too many, I will have to ask them for copyright tax every once in a while.

Chen Yixin said: No wonder you have such a good relationship with Bureau Dai of the Publishing Bureau!It seems that it is all maintained by copyright!

He has seen Ji Boyan's madness. When he publishes a document that needs to be shared above the district level, he will change all the documents into pdf and encrypt them. He will also fill the background board with the logo, send it to the publishing bureau first, and then send it to others, so that First of all, it is not easy for others to infringe on the rights unless the manuscript is fully washed.

Ji Boyan's words were extremely succinct, and for a while, no one else could understand him, so he honestly lowered his face and begged him.

After understanding this routine, Chen Yi also tried to write manuscripts at the beginning, and Ji Boyan also intentionally let him get in touch, often kicking him to various party building meetings, ignoring Chen Yi's expression of listening to the scriptures, and asking Chen Yi to hand in An after-school note.

Chen Yi could only comfort himself in his heart, so he went back to high school to study politics again...

Learn a fart politics class!

Finally, at the end of the first month of employment, Chen Yi broke out.

He found Ji Boyan: Brother Ji, can I stop doing party building.

Ji Boyan took off the earphones, which contained the content of the meeting that Chen Yi had recorded for him recently: What did you say.

Chen Yi was very serious: Can I do it? If I don't do it, the party will be established.

Ji Boyan closed the notebook: Give me a reason.

Chen Yi felt that Ji Boyan did not deliberately suppress him this time, so he mustered up his courage: I may not be suitable for party building, and I feel that I can't get involved no matter what.

Ji Boyan: Then what do you want to do?

Chen Yi thought about it for a while. If it’s about Miaomiao’s intangible cultural heritage project, he can’t do it himself; if he’s talking about Xiaoxiao’s cost, he can’t settle the bills; I can't take pictures myself, let alone organize others to do volunteer activities.

Chen Yi: It seems... I can't do anything.

Ji Boyan clasped his hands together: Tell me, what happened now.

Chen Yi: I just feel like I can't understand the current policy or the content of the party class. I can't answer what others tell me. I feel very... very aggrieved.

Ji Boyan: What do you mean, it's hard to understand if you don't understand, so you plan to change?

Chen nodded.

Ji Boyan: What aspect do you not understand?policy?Party rules and regulations?Party membership process?The meaning of party class?You have to have something specific to describe it.

Chen Yi: Maybe it's because I didn't join the party... so my ideological consciousness is not enough?

Ji Boyan shook his head: You think too much about this, let's go.

He got up, and Chen Yi didn't know why, so he followed him out.Ji Boyan went downstairs and locked the gate, put a sign that it was not open for business, and turned on all the equipment in the hall. The LED electronic screen, city sand table, and projection made the entire venue brighter.

Ji Boyan: Party building cannot be completed without a carrier.What kind of people are most likely to be corrupted? In fact, it is precisely the group of people who understand the party best. They think they understand this aspect thoroughly, and they will feel a lot of rejection. You tell them the party constitution and rules, and they tell you about human nature. , You tell them about human nature, they tell you about the system, you talk about the system, they tell you about belief, you tell them about belief, and they tell you about reality.

So in this field, as long as you don't understand, you will be led by the nose throughout the whole process, and their theoretical mastery level is all above yours. I know you don't like it, and so do I. Who would like cold theories?

Chen Yi: Since you don't like it...then why did you do it in the first place?

Ji Boyan: When encountering a ceiling in other aspects, it is probably here, and there is still some pursuit.

He leaned against the front desk, the party flag hanging in front of the front desk was cross-stitched, and a thin layer of dust fell on the glass frame. He wiped it: ideology, invented by humans, has also evolved into control , this party flag was embroidered by a mother who had nothing to do during her second child. Guess why?

Chen Yi shook his head: I can't guess.

Ji Boyan chuckled: Because she had a difficult labor when she gave birth to her first child, and in the end she was picked up by party volunteers and sent to the hospital all the way. In her eyes, these volunteers are the embodiment of this ideology. You like to find us for activities, you can see it in the plan.

Chen nodded: Last month, almost one-third of the plans were from the Organization Department.

Ji Boyan: The Organization Department has only one requirement, as long as this group of party members is not idle, it doesn’t matter if they sweep the streets, take care of the children, or lead the grandmother to cross the road, they can’t be idle, because when they are idle, people tend to think about other things West, start to compare, who is rising faster, who is better at finding the backing.

Chen Yi: So... party building is actually to arrange things for this group of people?

Ji Boyan shook his head: More than that, this group of people is the main group.I told you that three parties should be considered when writing a manuscript. Party A proposes the plan, Party B implements the plan, and we plan the plan.Either Party A's money is in place, or Party A's treatment is too high for us to refuse.In the plan, the group of Party B most hope to have a sense of experience and participation. For example, the Cultural Affairs Bureau will give you [-] yuan to plan a mooncake party. What are you going to do?

Chen Yi was stunned: The moon cake fair... [-]?

Ji Boyan nodded: I still need to use this group of party members.

Chen Yi: Buying moon cakes... send?

Ji Boyan clicked his tongue twice: What about the others?

Chen Yi: ... make moon cakes?Then post?

Ji Boyan: Think again.

Chen Yi: ...the Moon Appreciation Party?Then make moon cakes and eat moon cakes?

Ji Boyan: Have you considered the weather on the day of viewing the moon?Moreover, such activities are screwed up.

Chen Yi: ...then what to do.

Ji Boyan: First look at Party A, the Cultural Bureau, what do you think the Cultural Bureau needs?

Chen Yi: ...Export culture?But the moon cake culture should lose out!

Ji Boyan: So we need to be innovative in this regard. Your mooncakes, where is the victory, can make others' eyes shine.

Chen Yi: Moon cake packing box?Mooncake style?Mooncake stuffing?

Ji Boyan: The key is the people who make mooncakes.

Chen Yisi was inspired: Party member volunteers!The mooncakes are made by volunteers from party members, isn’t that the reason?

Ji Boyan: Now, the Cultural Affairs Bureau entrusts us to make mooncakes, and we have found volunteer party members who make mooncakes. Now who are the mooncakes for when they are finished?Why can't volunteers take it home and eat it?

Chen Yi: ... Who is it for?

Ji Boyan: In your opinion, which group of people most need to accept culture?

Chen Yi: Illiterate?child?mentally handicapped?

Ji Boyan: Alright, now give mooncakes to illiterate children with mental disabilities. If they eat ordinary mooncakes, will they feel differently?

Chen Yi: No way...thanks at most?

Ji Boyan: So if you think about it, these links are worth deliberating.

Chen Yi: Then how did you do it, Brother Ji?

Ji Boyan looked at him meaningfully: Do you know there is something called big data?

Chen Yi: Huh?