Shock!My crush wants to give me party lessons

Liu Ci from the top class in the kindergarten asked his father, Liu Yu'an, to tell him a story. Liu Yu'an thought about it: What do you want to hear?

Liu Ci: I want to listen to the great hero slaying the dragon!

Liu Yu'an: Well then, let me tell you a story about a melee mage.

A long time ago, the world was guarded by an evil dragon. It can be said that every time the world is changed, it is driven by the killing of the guardian dragon.

The last evil dragon was cut open by his wife. When he was distraught, he threw the unhatched eggs into the volcano and cursed his wife to go to hell.

All humans who paid tribute to the dragon felt that the end of the world was coming, because there was no next dragon to replace the guardian.

But unexpectedly, a black dragon hatched from that egg, with black claws, black wings, and blood-red eyes

Human beings were overjoyed and continued to offer him sacrifices, begging him to protect the world.

But the hatred of his parents was still imprinted in the memory of this black dragon. He spat out fireworks and bloodbathed for seven days and seven nights.

Humans sent the most powerful high priest to prostrate in front of the dragon's treasure pile, begging the dragon with the humblest voice for what the dragon wanted.

The dragon picks his teeth with gold bricks: life and death.

The high priest didn't understand, so he watched the dragon wave its wings and fly to the highest point in the sky.

Later, they went back to interpret it and discussed that the evil dragon might need children to be sacrificed.

We went door-to-door to collect 18, and each child had a line of words sewn on the back, may the dragon have mercy.

These 18 children stood neatly in front of the dragon's lair, full of hunger and thirst. Some of them had no delusions about death at all, and only hoped that the dragon would end their lives as soon as possible.

The dragon went to the sky, pulled the cloud and held it in the palm of his hand, and flapped his wings back to his dragon's lair. He saw the children staying at the door, and he was very tired of the misunderstanding of human beings.

He impatiently pointed to each child, asking them what is life and what is death.

The first 17 children waited in line for an answer, and the last child stood on tiptoe and wanted to run outside.Long smiled and cut off his beard with his tail.

The last child was confident: Great dragon, I am using my life to escape death.

Everyone thought that the child must be dead. Long thought for a while, then pinched the child's collar with the tip of his nails, and then threw it out.

He was the only one who survived among the 18 children. Later, he joined the dragon slaying team and became the only survivor in the team who had seen a dragon. He also became a melee mage.

The dragon later takes human form and joins their dragon-slaying squad.

He pointed to his throat and wrote in words that he could not speak casually, otherwise it would be magic when he opened his mouth.

The people in the dragon slaying team couldn't imagine it, so they looked at the dragon and wrote: I am a descendant of humans and elves, and I have a quarter of dragon blood.

The mage wondered: Then why did you kill your distant relatives?

The dragon smiled at him: Because the dragon took everything from me, I should have lived freely in the forest.

Everyone later developed trust in the dragon and fought until the dragon's lair.

There are no dragons in the dragon's lair, only gold and silver treasures all over the mountains and plains. Everyone in the dragon slaying team, except the mage, sees money and wants to run out when he picks up bags of gold coins.

With a low sigh, the dragon wrote a line on the parchment.

The dragon slaying warrior eventually became a dragon.

Then the roll of parchment floated in the air. While the mage was stunned, the members of the dragon slaying team were drowned by the torrent of gold coins, leaving puddles of blood in the end.

The mage angrily picked up the staff, chanted the mantra, and saw that the dragon did not run away. Slowly, the dragon's eyes turned red, which seemed to reflect his soul. He was the only child who survived.

Dragon: I gave you a life, it seems that you are destined to embrace death.

Mage: Then I will follow death and crusade against life.

He used the most powerful move in the legal system, drained his vitality, and cursed himself to linger.

His spell was just a blow to the dragon, leaving no trace on the dragon's scales.

The dragon sighed again, and held his soul in a cage made of flames. He was still conscious, but his body had disappeared.

Dragon: Human beings are so weak.

Mage: Not only me, there are tens of thousands of dragon slaying warriors who will come to cut off your head and write a new history.

Long: I desire death more than you, but there is no way, you can only let me live.

Later, the mage accompanied the dragon, watched teams of dragon slaying warriors, polished their swords, and changed spells, but none of them could penetrate the dragon's protection.

Mage: Since you desire to die, why can't you release water.

The dragon shook his head: As a dragon, I have no weaknesses. I can speak all languages, understand the laws of the world, and maintain the balance between clans. In the end, you only remember my cruelty and hatefulness.

Mage: You are only cruel and hateful, and there is no way to maintain order.

Dragon: When humans invaded the elf forest, robbed the dwarves of their mines, and destroyed beasts and deprived all living beings of their lives, do you think it was cruel and hateful?

The mage was speechless.

Long: Just because you are human, you remember all the good of human beings and forget the evil of human beings.

The mage was terrified in his heart, but he remained stubborn.

The dragon spit out a flame to connect the cage, and took him to see all over the world.

He saw the war, in the name of fighting for resources to contribute to the dragon.

Long shook his head: I am not rare.

The dragon led the mage through deserts, thorny lands, swamps, mountains, lakes, and snow fields.Finally, he flew straight into the sky, reached the highest stage, untied the mage's cage, and handed him a dagger made of clouds.

He takes human form and points to his chest, now you can slay dragons.

The mage was surprised: How can a cloud be a dagger?

Long Xiaoxiao: Have you forgotten that you are a soul now?It can only be done with Dongyun.

The mage plucked up his courage and took the dagger. Yun Ning was light in his hand, but left a knife mark on the dragon's chest. Then the knife mark became bigger and bigger, and the dragon changed back from a human form. Its two wings Open up and fall straight down.

At this time, the mage watched his hands grow bones and flesh again.

God smiled over his head: Good boy, you killed the dragon, now you are the savior of this world.

The mage asked God, where were you when the dragon was doing harm to the world?

God said, I am watching you from the sky, and I look forward to your victory over the dragon.

Master: Then why can't you come forward?

God: Because I cannot participate in human affairs.

The mage laughed: Then why should I believe you?

He took a step forward and jumped in the direction where the dragon fell.In the air, he felt his face was icy, and something seemed to grow out of his back.

In the end he landed safely, but the people around him were shocked and took up weapons against him.

He looked down and realized that he had also become a dragon

The warrior who slayed the dragon turned into a dragon in the end

Mage inherits dragon's memory

The dream he has every night is the sound of dragons and darkness

He returned to the original dragon's lair, where the treasures were piled up, but the dragon who could pick his teeth with gold bricks and play puzzles with various gemstones was gone.

Finally, the first batch of dragon slaying warriors ushered in the world he wanted to protect. Before he could gather up his energy to deal with it, one of them took a knife and killed his teammates

Mage:? ? ?

Long: Sorry, I am Long.

Mage: Fuck, are you still alive? !

Liu Yu'an: In the end, the mage and the dragon lived a happy life, but now my father is going to give you a problem.

Liu Ci: Dad, tell me!

Liu Yu'an: What lessons and experiences have you learned from this story.

Liu Ci: This story...is obviously a reprint of you and your uncle!

Pei Jiu, who was busy at the front line of work, couldn't help but sneezed a lot, feeling like he was catching a cold.