Shock!My crush wants to give me party lessons

After Liu Yu'an finished talking to the traffic policeman, he continued to walk forward. After a while, a phone call came over, asking him flatteringly if he had solved it.

Liu Yu'an said calmly: It's resolved, thank you comrades in the traffic police of your brigade, you worked hard at night.

After saying a few more polite words, Liu Yu'an turned off his phone and planned to go back to the office to work overtime.

When he was buried in the office door of the sixth group, Ji Boyan called again: Are you here or where are you?

Liu Yu'an: Disciplinary committee, what's the matter.

Ji Boyan was silent for a while: Are you drinking?

Liu Yu'an: You fucking pour two glasses, drink with me?

Ji Boyan: You drink, I drink tea, what appetizers do you want?

Liu Yu'an: Cut the pork head into a plate.

Ji Boyan: Team leader Xingxing Liu, there is no lo mei at this point.

Liu Yu'an: Then give me half a sheep.

Ji Boyan: The stove for roasting whole lamb is also removed now.

Liu Yu'an: Then what kind of wine should I drink?Forget it, stay with your wife well.

Ji Boyan: Oh, I see.

He hung up the phone and kissed Chen Yi: If I don't come back by 11 o'clock, you can pick me up by car.

Chen Yi: Then how do you go now?

Ji Boyan: Little eDonkey.

Ji Boyan bought two catties of roast goose, brought half a dozen beers, and walked into the office of the sixth group.

Liu Yu'an: Can you buy roast goose as a co-author?

Ji Boyan: It's hard, it's the last one.

Liu Yu'an: You can't eat this, let's go to the rooftop.

Wrapped in thousands of yuan coats, the two of them squatted in the wind, drank 6 yuan a bottle of snowflakes, and ate a 20-pound roast goose, shivering.

Liu Yu'an hiccupped: You just bought me this?

Ji Boyan: Sympathize with people with alcohol allergies, OK?I can't get dizzy after drinking a bottle of this at most, but I can't do anything else.

Liu Yu'an: It's rare to give up your life to accompany a gentleman.

Ji Boyan: Are you planning to leave?

Liu Yu'an smiled: Why don't you leave, is it an eyesore?One of his words is quite right, you can always get through everything you think of, but it's just that you can't get over the hurdle in your heart.

Ji Boyan: That kid has always been very purposeful. When I met him, he asked me if he could be admitted to the civil service if he worked with me. After passing the exam, he passed the exam once, and he was the first in the written exam and interview, and no one could get him out.

Liu Yu'an: He told me, did you plan for him?

Ji Boyan: It’s not considered a plan. At that time, if you want to climb up, you basically have to go the grassroots route. The best way is to take the initiative to devolve and come back after two years.

Liu Yu'an: Yes, he has always been very clear.

Liu Yu'an: Speaking of which, did you come here so suddenly?

Ji Boyan: No, I heard what he said and I came to find out.

Liu Yu'an pinched the soda can: I can go back and have a look in half a month at the earliest, maybe I won't come back next year.

Ji Boyan: Oh, then I have lost my thighs.

Thinking about it, Liu Yu'an realized that he couldn't stand up anymore: Help me, I didn't drink much today.

Ji Boyan: You have 5 bottles, I have 1 bottle, 5:1, Team Leader Liu is amazing.

Liu Yu'an laughed and scolded: What a fart, what's the difference between this broken snowflake and water.

Ji Boyan: Anyway, it's an 8-degree wine, that's what it means.

Liu Yu'an: I'm overwhelmed, so get out of here quickly, lest I see you hurt again later, I can't help but miss him, thinking of killing him with a knife, and burying him next to my bed.

Ji Boyan: You are considered a mental illness... I have a classmate who is a psychiatrist, should I introduce it to you.

Liu Yu'an: So many of your fucking classmates are doctors, how did you become such a dog.

Ji Boyan: They are very envious of me. Okay, let's not talk about it. Calm down and go to bed early, and I will go back too.

After Ji Boyan went back, Liu Yu'an returned to his desk. The desk was very messy, except for a month-old man standing on the southwest corner of the computer like a pilgrimage.Pei Jiu brought them fairy pastries as souvenirs when he went to investigate. The pastry seller said that there was a god in each small box, and he had to give his surname to buy them, which made Pei Jiu's appetite full.Pei Jiu opened a rabbit by himself, and was disgusted on the spot, and then took a box for Ji Boyan and Liu Yu'an.Ji Boyan tore it open in front of them. He was a poor god, dressed in rags, and there was a line on the bottom of the box, saying that this year's money will be ruined and disasters will be avoided, and disasters will be saved.

Pei Jiu encouraged Liu Yu'an to tear it down as well, and he smiled and said that he would not show them, lest some evil spirits be revealed to make Ji Boyan's psychological balance.

When he went back to the Disciplinary Committee, he locked the door and opened it to see that a moon elder was holding a red thread in his hand, and at the bottom of the box it was written that there is a thread of destiny.The taste of the pastry is mediocre, and it all depends on gimmicks to make money. Liu Yu'an smiled and put the Moon Elder behind the computer, took a coaster for him to put it on, and put an orange in front of him to try it out.

Now he looks at Xiaoyue very upset, and pays tribute to you every year and festival, why doesn't he protect me.

At this time, he felt that the alcohol was a little bit up, and the more he sat there alone, the more he felt wronged.

At the end of the grievance, Pei Jiu saw that the phone was always Liu Yu'an's call, and after hesitating for a long time, he still picked it up.

Pei Jiu cleared his throat, pretending to be calm: What is it, Team Leader Liu.

Liu Yu'an sniffled: I have money, power, face, and body. People chasing me range from the District Commission for Discipline Inspection to the Municipal Commission for Discipline Inspection. Why don't you like me!

Pei Jiu was in a daze, thinking for a moment that maybe he was talking in his sleep: I didn't hear clearly, can you say it again?

As he spoke, he pressed the record button.

Liu Yu'an repeated it again, with an even more aggrieved tone: Why don't you like me...I like you very much...

Pei Jiu's hands were still shaking: Yes, why should I like you.

Liu Yu'an's brain was short-circuited, alcohol made him a little anesthetized, and he didn't know how to answer him.

Pei Jiu pretended to be calm: I will have what you have, why should I like you.

Liu Yu'an didn't answer the call, just listened to Pei Jiuna's wind blowing on the window, making a humming sound on the phone.

Pei Jiu: It's getting late, if you're drunk, you'd better go to bed early.

After finishing speaking, he hung up the phone and turned it off, and unplugged the office phone line by the way.

Pei Jiu clenched his fists and took several deep breaths before calming down.

It's really... I almost couldn't bear it anymore.

The next morning, Liu Yuan woke up on the table, staring blankly at the call he made last night. The call lasted 1 minute and 20 seconds, and he couldn't remember what he said.

Probably some gibberish.

He looked at his watch, it was only after five o'clock, he didn't drink too much, and he didn't have a headache.

Now that you've made up your mind, so be it.

He picked up the phone and made a call that he didn't want to answer at all.

Liu Yu'an: Hey, are you dead?

On the other end of the phone is Liu's father: it's 5:45.

Liu Yu'an: I'm broken in love.

Father Liu: ...

Liu Yu'an: Don't pretend that I didn't know you wanted to drink and celebrate.

Father Liu: Nonsense, am I this kind of person?

Liu Yu'an: Yes.

Father Liu: Then why are you calling me now?

Liu Yu'an: I'll go back in half a month and report back.

Father Liu: ...You don't plan to take root anymore?

Liu Yu'an: Why are people running away?

Father Liu: Can you get someone to agree to spending some money?

Liu Yu'an: If it's okay to spend money, I'll be in the headlines tomorrow for being charged with robbing a bank.

Father Liu: You are so steadfast, don't you want to be soft and hard?

Liu Yu'an: Well, let's go back and calm down.

Father Liu: Oh, let me find a reason.

Liu Yu'an: Yes.

After half a month, Liu Yu'an really wanted to go back.

The District Commission for Discipline Inspection was like an earthquake, one side was reluctant to part with it, and the other side was celebrating.

Liu Yu'an smiled and said that he would come back, so he went back to take a look. Everyone was sure that Team Leader Liu had completed his experience and went back to upgrade.

Of course, no accident, it was Pei Jiu who sent him on the plane.

When Pei Jiu saw the appointment, he almost wanted to tear up the document and step on it.

I managed to get rid of him for a few days!

The airport gate on the day the plane takes off.

The two squatted at the door smoking like idiots, and the people passing by were all holding their noses and looking hurried.

Liu Yu'an: I asked for leave for you today, the plane at 8 o'clock in the evening.

Pei Jiu: You're fucking out of your mind, it's 8 o'clock in the morning.

Liu Yu'an: That's right, I have a problem with my brain, whoever told me to pretend to be you, you are also a fucking problem.

Pei Jiu laughed angrily: I am chased by you in love, I have to thank you, I am a fucking straight man, I will go on a blind date during Chinese New Year, and there are a dozen fucking Bai Fumei, all begging and crying to take the house Marry me, all right.

Liu Yu'an looked at him eagerly: "Then just bend to me, and I won't tell you. If you want a house, I have it. I'll give you 3 real estate certificates, is that enough?"

Pei Jiu: Thank you so much for looking up to me, let's go.

Liu Yu'an saved him: let me hug him for a while.

Pei Jiu didn't dare to move or speak.

Pei Jiu has been emotionally backed all his life, and being hugged by him like this, he couldn't help but feel soft-hearted.

Liu Yuan buried her head on his shoulder: 3 is not enough, so I will work hard and earn you [-] more?Make up six, nice to hear, I'll grab one for you wherever you want, in the mountains by the sea, in the towns, in the cities, I'll buy whichever you want, okay?

Pei Jiu insisted on pushing him away: I don't have any fucking shortages, you can buy whatever you like, get out if you have enough, I want to go back and write.

Liu Yu'an returned to his original elite appearance: "Okay, I'm leaving."

Pei Jiu resolutely walked forward, without even saying hello, and without looking back.Liu Yu'an just carried the suitcase and stood at the door, dumbfounded.

The winter wind was blowing, the airport was low-lying, and the wind was particularly strong. When Pei Jiu walked to the parking lot, he felt his face was covered with oil, so he hurried back to the car and turned on the air conditioner to keep warm.

Looking at the phone, the Ministry sent him a notice, asking him to send Liu Yu'an away to complete the friendly coexistence between the Organization Department and the Commission for Discipline Inspection.

Pei Jiu cursed, turned off the phone, lowered his seat and lay down, he opened the sunroof, the sky was very blue.

Liu Yu'an was standing at the gate of the airport smoking seriously, when the phone in his pocket rang, he gave a hello, and it was Ji Boyan.

Ji Boyan: My son is gone?

Liu Yu'an smiled: Yes.

Ji Boyan: Don't live up to it, I'll go back and educate him, and let him try to grasp Team Leader Liu.

Liu Yu'an: What do you want to say?

Ji Boyan: Shall we make a bet?

At 6 o'clock in the evening, Liu Yuan was sitting in the hall, holding a cup of coffee in his hand.

I knew I would not fly so late next time, so I was flustered waiting.

The plane at 8 o'clock has to board at 7 o'clock, Liu Yu'an thought of the bet he made with Ji Boyan in the morning, and shook his head.

It seems that he is going to win the bet.

He bet that Pei Jiu would not come back, and Ji Boyan was sure that Pei Jiu would definitely come back.

The two bet on the project of the Jury Committee next year.

At 6:[-], Liu Yu'an smoked a cigarette at the entrance of the station, and the lights in the night in the distance reflected his own fireworks. He vaguely saw a familiar person walking in the night, with a chill all over his body.

Pei Jiu slept in the car all day, and woke up starving to death. In the afternoon, Ji Boyan beat up his mobile phone and nearly ran out of battery.He fumbled in his pocket, and there was still 50 yuan left. He didn't know when he put it away. Fortunately, he could go to the airport to eat something.

The two of them looked at each other, Pei Jiu looked at Liu Yuan, who was holding a cigarette in his hand, and the background music was asking passengers and friends to get ready to board the plane.

Liu Yu'an spoke with difficulty: Didn't you leave?

Pei Jiu felt aggrieved, and I wanted to come to the lobby to warm up! How about some hot water?

Who knew that you, a terminal smoker, would squat at the door and smoke a fucking cigarette!

Liu Yuan's phone flashed in his pocket, and saw Ji Boyan's text message: Did he show up?Remember to feed something to eat, or you will die.

Liu Yu'an thought to himself, did he wait for me all day?

Then plan to wait until I leave to take a look?

Pei Jiu thought to himself, can you fucking go in quickly?Hurry up and board the plane! !Otherwise, I'm too embarrassed, okay?

Liu Yu'an threw away the cigarette: Are you hungry?

Pei Jiu's stomach grumbled: ...

Liu Yu'an: It's getting late, shall I buy you a bowl of noodles?You can eat noodles at the airport.

Pei Jiu: I can't afford it. A bowl is 188.

Liu Yu'an smiled: I'm here, what can you afford.

In the end, it was Liu Yuan who paid for it.

Pei Jiu looked at the hot noodles in a bowl like a washbasin, they looked very sparse, it looked like there were only a few.

Pei Jiu looked at the mist, and suddenly understood Ji Boyan's human spirit.

Ji Boyan likes to eat hot pot alone, but now he prefers to take Chen Yi out, watching Chen Yi sit and eat alone, and he feels comfortable with both eyes.

He wasn't so hungry when he saw Liu Yu'an, he stirred the leftover noodles with his chopsticks, and thanked Team Leader Liu.

Sitting in the noodle shop, Liu Yuan looked at the boarding pass in his hand. It was 45 minutes before the departure time, and he was running out of time. He got up and patted the ashes on his body, pretending to be relaxed: I'll go up.

Pei Jiu subconsciously: When will you come back?

Liu Yu'an smiled: Do you want me to come back?

Pei Jiu came to his senses: If you don't want it or not, it's fine for Team Leader Liu to be promoted. Our small place can't accommodate a big Buddha like you.

Liu Yu'an: Do you know what I thought when I saw you?You are very similar to me, thinking of climbing up, but you are more hesitant than me, so you didn't climb as high as I did from the beginning.

Pei Jiu was embarrassed: so?

Liu Yu'an: I like you, do you want me to help you?

Pei Jiu broke down a bit: Are you fucking enough...I...you are going to leave, can you stop talking about this.

Liu Yu'an was very serious: I will say it, even if I leave.

Pei Jiu's last thread was almost broken: You fucking go and say something, you like me in the air.

Liu Yu'an: That's right, Gekong likes you, but I don't like it.

Pei Jiu: You are fucking happy, you make me feel bad...

His eyes were red: you are leaving, can you stop talking about this, I promise you if you take ten thousand steps back, can you solve my family?Can you just brainwash my parents and agree?How do you let me be seen by others in the unit...

Liu Yu'an was slightly stunned, but immediately came to his senses.

He tore off the boarding pass in his hand: Are you worried about this?What do your parents think?Unit opinion?Gone?

Pei Jiu: Isn't that enough?How about my fucking face!I'm a man, relying on you to take the position, where should I put my face!

Liu Yu'an grabbed his hand and dragged it out, his face was ecstatic.

Pei Jiu was dragged staggeringly: What the hell are you doing!Don't go back and get your boarding pass!

Liu Yu'an: Damn it!