Shock!My crush wants to give me party lessons

Chen Yi wants to cry but has no tears: Why do I want to debut when I'm so good...

Ji Boyan: Why are you not motivated at all? Now I don’t go to class and retreat to the second line to concentrate on writing the plan. You are the leader of the party class, and I am not worthy of the ten yuan and three keys.

Chen Yi: Where did you go to dig out this ancient stalk.

Ji Boyan: Is this meme old?

Chen Yi: Yes, now they are all black and white bamboo rat stalks.

Ji Boyan: Don't change the subject.

Chen Yi: ...I'm not a celebrity, so what's my career?

Ji Boyan: Only when you make your debut can you completely increase your popularity. Now only some communities recognize you as Mr. Chen, and I will pull you into the community secretary group later.

Chen Yi: Can I resign now?

Ji Boyan smiled grimly: You can try it.

Ji Boyan dragged Chen Yi into the community secretary group, and the Yiwei community secretary was very keen. Seeing that Chen Yi had joined the group, he showed his good attitude as a big fan.

Secretary of the Iris Community: Welcome Mr. Chen to guide the community work????? With you, the future of the community is better

Chen Yi looked at a row of old people's emoticons in the group, colorful flowers blooming with best wishes, welcoming him.

Ji Boyan: From now on, I will hand over the party class to Teacher Xiao Chen. If you need anything, you can just ask him.

Chen Yi's mouthful of old blood was directly stuck in his chest: That's too much, brother Ji!

Ji Boyan put down his phone and looked at him very seriously.

Chen Yi's back felt chills from being stared at: What... what's wrong.

Ji Boyan: It's not 8 o'clock now, right?

Chen Yi looked at 7:27 on his phone and nodded hesitantly.

Ji Boyan: Change clothes and take pictures.

Chen Yi: Is there a photo studio near here at night?

Ji Boyan: It doesn't matter if there are any around here, as long as there are.

Ji Boyan searched, and found that the nearest photo studio is 5 kilometers away, and the closing time is 10 pm.

He grabbed Chen Yi directly to go out and took a taxi there.

Chen Yi looked confused: Can't I go back and take another photo?

Ji Boyan: Go over and have a look first, and stroll outside for a while before opening the door.

Chen Yi mentally complained, you actually want to go out!

When he rushed to the photo studio, Chen Yi was attracted by the Hong Kong-style decoration at the entrance. The boss looked at them with a pair of thick black-rimmed glasses: Who took the photo?

Ji Boyan pointed at Chen Yi: He, please help him to be more energetic.

The boss opened the curtain and led the two of them in. There were four dressing tables inside, and all kinds of cosmetics were placed on the tables.

Boss: Wait a minute, the photographer and makeup artist are having dinner, wait for them to come over.

Ji Boyan: It seems that you are also quite busy this weekend.

Boss: It's okay, I have something to eat, what kind of film are you going to shoot?Just a passport photo?

Ji Boyan: Come with a set of image photos and ID photos.

Chen Yila tugged at his sleeve: I have ID photos...don't take them.

Ji Boyan: Your ID photo reveals a strong childish atmosphere, let them help you put on makeup and take a good photo, and you can save it for future use.

Chen Yibian pouted: Okay...

Boss: Then the image photo package A and ID photo package B, including retouching, will be given to you as an electronic version, a total of 280.

Ji Boyan immediately paid for it: the film should be produced soon.

Boss: If you are the only one taking pictures at night, it will be fast. Let’s choose the clothes for the image photo first, and then you will have to do hair and make-up.

There was a row of clothes hanging on the shelf in the photo studio. Chen Yi liked the long robe inside, but unfortunately he was a bit short, so he might not be able to support it.

Seeing his hesitation, Ji Boyan went over and took off his clothes: Try it, I won't pat your whole body anyway.

The staff of the photo studio came down: who of you took pictures?

Chen Yi: Me.

Staff: Then you come here to wash your hair first, and who the hell, take your clothes and iron them.

A little girl followed him down: I don't call that who!

Staff: Hi, it's just the two of us here, hurry up.

While the staff was washing Chen Yi's hair, the little girl ironed the robe with a hanging ironing machine, then came over and asked Chen Yi: What do you want to wear according to the ID photo?Suit shirt?Do you want to wear a tie.

Ji Boyan: Make it up for him, be more formal.

The little girl nodded: OK, fortunately, your skin is not bad, so you don't need to paint too thickly. Last time I had a light concealer with acne all over my face, I had to apply a layer for him.

Chen Yi kept silent the whole time and let them toss about. In the end, he made his hair halfway and put some pomade on it.The little girl took the foundation and the brush for him to save a little, and took two steps back to look around: it's not bad, and it will be convenient for P at that time.

Chen Yi took off his own clothes, put on a robe, and stood in front of the curtain, somewhat restrained.

Staff: Be natural!Eyes up!

Chen Yi quickly turned his perspective to the ceiling.

Staff: Don't be so deadpan!Let's imagine!Upstairs is where you want to be!Then you do the reverie state.

Chen Yi complained in his heart, the person I like is here!Look what's upstairs!

He still listened to the staff silently, thinking about Ji Boyan writing the plan upstairs, and waiting to send him upstairs with a courier in his arms.

Staff: Right, right, don't move your head!keep thinking!Smile more!

Chen Yi was very depleted of inspiration at this time, so he could only pretend that Ji Boyan would treat him to a hot pot barbecue supper later, the more he thought about it, the happier he was, and his smile became brighter.

Staff: Keep your eyes open!right!Hold!Think for another 15 seconds!

Kakaka, after taking more than a dozen photos in a row, the staff made a hand gesture, and he completely relaxed: taking photos is really tormented...

Ji Boyan leaned over to look at the semi-finished product: It's okay, how do you plan to repair it.

Staff: It should be enough to poke the eyes and then close the chin.

The little girl came over to Chen Yi with a suit and shirt: While you feel it, quickly take a photo of your ID, and I'll put some water on your mouth.

Chen Yi was surprised: Why did you paint it with water?

Little girl: Oh, I don’t want to give you a moisturizing effect in the later stage, so hurry up and change clothes!

Chen took off his robe and put on his shirt. Ji Boyan picked out a navy blue tie to tie it on for him. After putting on the suit, the girl combed his hair again. The staff took the opportunity to change the color of the curtain , replaced by a blue background.

Chen Yi: Are you still being silly this time?

Staff: I'm not happy, your eyes are a little sad, but don't be too sad.

Chen Yi: ...How to express it?

Staff: You just thought that the person you like is upstairs, right? This time you saw her with her boyfriend.

Chen Yi: ...and then?

Staff: You pretended to be nonchalant and went to say hello, do you understand?

Ji Boyan: Are you testing his brain capacity too much?

Chen Yi sniffled: I will try my best.

Ji Boyan: Why do you have to be depressed when taking ID photos?Is your family special?

Staff: When you see the finished product, you will know, yes, yes, you will find out the feeling, look at the camera, the camera is your crush, messing around with another stranger, but you can only smile and bless them.

Chen Yi thought in his heart: But fuck you, my crush is right next to the camera!

This time, the difficulty was much higher than the smirk just now. It took three to four minutes to finish the shooting. The staff comforted him: In fact, it was very fast. There were couples who came to take photos of couples before, and I asked them to think about what it would be like to have children. , Their first reaction was to frown.

Ji Boyan: Didn't they smash you up?

Staff: It’s okay, the technology is excellent.

Chen Yi changed back to his clothes: How soon can I get the film?

The staff waved their hands: It will be done in 20 minutes, you just sit and watch things, and talk nonsense for a while.

The two of them got into the computer room and started the p-drawing. Chen Yi shook his legs and had nothing to do. He shrugged his head and waited for the finished product to come out. Ji Boyan looked at his watch, and it was almost 9 o'clock in the evening.

Ji Boyan coughed: "Will you go to have supper later?"

Chen Yi suddenly raised his head, could it be that he can read minds?

Ji Boyan: I see you look like that, probably you are thinking about eating, right?

Chen Yi hesitated for a moment or nodded.

Ji Boyan: If there is a chance, I really want to open your mind to see what proportion of food is in the end.

Chen Yi: Can you not say such frightening things at night!

Ji Boyan joked: You mustn't be thinking of me just now.

Chen Yi was a little sluggish, and Ji Boyan felt a little embarrassed, so he quickly changed the subject: Speaking of which, do you know what activities to do in November?

Chen Yi: I'm not very clear. In the last meeting, you asked everyone to finish the project as much as possible.

Ji Boyan: November is the birthday month of our unit and the party. There will be more activities at the end of the month, and the funds will be tight. It is estimated that we will invite some teachers and professors to hold forums, and get a few tables of food, so that they can hurry up. The solution is to recover the funds a little bit, otherwise it will be tight at that time.

Chen Yi: So, what should I do then?

Ji Boyan: You don't have to do anything, just come out on 11, 17, and 28 and don't take classes.

Chen Yi: Oh, ok, it’s going to be Double 11.

Ji Boyan: I will let Xiaoxiao pay her salary earlier, and you can add what you want to buy to the shopping cart.

Chen Yi: ...So last year's Double 11 didn't pay wages?

Ji Boyan: Didn’t we pay wages on the 10th? Logically speaking, the 11th is enough, but Miaomiao and the others said that some pre-sales were opened early, so they couldn’t be bought. They will be paid around November 11th.

Chen Yi: Yes!I want to buy cat food!

Ji Boyan: Cat food?

Chen Yi: My orange cat!This year is 7 years old and fat!It weighs 12 catties, and there are big bags of cat food every month, so I rely on Double 11 to stock up.

Ji Boyan: That's it, don't you want to buy some cat litter and cat climbing frames?I remember it should be discounted together.

Chen Yi: What it refuses to climb, at most it nests in people's arms and kicks. After kicking enough, it finds a place to lie on its stomach, and refuses to move at all!

Ji Boyan: Why does it sound like you.

Chen Yi: Nonsense!I still have exercise!I go to the gym several times a month!

Thinking of Ou Xin's physique, Ji Boyan suddenly felt a sense of urgency: How many times do you go there a month?

Chen Yi: emmmmm

Ji Boyan: Can you count on one hand?

Chen Yi: ...Actually, the bathroom in the gym is more comfortable.

Ji Boyan: Let's go together next time when you have time.

Chen Yi: Which one did you go to... I remember that mine seems to be a chain, maybe it is the same one as yours, and the membership card can be used together.

Ji Boyan: Let's talk, go home first.

After chatting for a while, the staff let them in to look at the semi-finished product. Chen Yi looked at himself on the computer and fell silent.

Ji Boyan made a decisive decision immediately: It's ok, type it out, please send me a copy of the electronic version.

Then Ji Boyan threw the photo of Chen Yi into the secretary group at the speed of light, and the secretary group exploded, and he still didn't forget to send a copy to Pei Jiu.

Pei Jiu was working overtime in front of the computer, and suddenly Ji Boyan popped up and dumped him a photo, and he fell silent after seeing it.

Ji Boyan: How about it, I think it was shot very well.

Pei Jiu: Is this my brother?Didn't you actually go to the meeting to drag him to Thailand for plastic surgery? !

In the secretary group.

Iris Community Secretary: Oh, Mr. Chen is so handsome!!!!! Today is also a great day!

Chen Yi wiped the blood from his mouth: Thank you secretary for your love...

The author has something to say

Today I took a bus home that I had never taken before, and when I got off the bus, I found that the usual bus was behind my buttocks.

The driver knew me and looked like I had cheated.

Hey.

By the way, there are three numbers in the text, you can guess which day will be happyend

The first one to guess is written in the comments, which is the same as the one on the third floor of 617181!