Shock!My crush wants to give me party lessons

After Pei Jiu hung up here, he immediately informed Ji Boyan.

Ji Boyan rubbed his chin: He said he wanted to lead a project when he became a regular, so he didn't become a regular because he didn't dare to bring a project?Do you find it believable?

Pei Jiu: My brother's brain size, I think his reaction is normal.

Ji Boyan: Really?

Pei Jiu: ...That's because you haven't seen him being fooled by anyone. In the third and fourth grades of elementary school, someone told him that if he copied the text a hundred times, he would be able to pass the exam without writing a composition.

Ji Boyan: ...Did he copy it?

Pei Jiu: Yes, he handed in the exam papers after copying, begging for praise, and then the teacher couldn't laugh or cry, and gave him half an hour to make up the composition.

Ji Boyan: ... Then did I overestimate him?

Pei Jiu: You don’t have to think too much. What he said is basically what he thinks in his heart. He thinks it’s scary to lead a project, so it’s normal if you don’t plan to become a regular. If your project is annoying, don’t go to heaven.

Ji Boyan: Well, I see.

He hung up the phone and thought for a while.

"I still don't feel right."

He couldn't say anything, but his intuition told him that it was better not to think about it, the more he thought about it, the more he would get a headache.

The next day, Chen Yi was lying on the front desk. There was nothing to do in the hall today, everyone went out, as long as he guarded the things in the hall.Every day, everyone’s courier is directly signed by Aya at the front desk. Remember to take it away before you get off work in the afternoon and don’t occupy a seat.

But occasionally there are surprises.For a few days, Aya was busy with her own project and was not at the front desk. The milk that Chen Yi bought was stolen. It was Ji Boyan who went downstairs to charge the small eDonkey and discovered it.

That day, a well-dressed middle-aged woman was frantically scooping up Li Xyuan's fresh milk that Chen Yi hid under the front desk, holding the recycle bag they gave out for free downstairs.Ji Boyan quietly walked over to catch the other party, but he didn't expect him to react faster, knocked their table and ran away, and even stepped on two bottles of milk with high heels, making a mess that was difficult to take care of.

Because the amount was too low, Ji Boyan could only call out the surveillance camera and export the photo of the person and paste it in front of the party group to parade the public, which didn't do much.

When Chen Yi came back from class and found out, all thoughts were lost: My grandma!

Ji Boyan comforted: Just buy another box.

Chen Yi: Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...I plan to drink for a month...

In the end, Chen Yi still bought the milk, but he dragged it upstairs and hid it, hiding a bottle here and a bottle there, just like a squirrel storing food.Once Ji Boyan went to the toilet and saw something on the top, and touched it curiously.

A 240ml bottle of chocolate-flavored Li X Yuan milk.

Ji Boyan: Chen Yi, you die for me.

Chen Yi: Huh?What's the matter Ji Ge!

Ji Boyan: What milk are you hiding in the toilet!

Chen Yi: I think it would be unexpected for people to hide men's restrooms!

Ji Boyan: If you shout it out now, people will know that you have milk hidden in the men's room.

Chen Yi: ... Then I will correct it next time!

After doing nothing to check the news for a while, Chen Yi looked at the time and felt that it was almost noon, so he could start ordering takeaway.Ji Boyan called him at this time, and he answered tremblingly.

Chen Yi: Crooked?Brother Ji?

Ji Boyan: Are you free this afternoon?

Chen Yi: emmmmm should be there for now!

Ji Boyan: OK, about a dozen people will come over in the afternoon. You can find a few topics on the Internet and ask them to write them for you.

Chen Yi: Huh?What subject?

Ji Boyan: Which aspect of liberal arts are you good at?Except politics.

Chen Yi: ...Does history count?I feel good about history.

Ji Boyan: Then there are two modern history questions, one for each of the four dynasties of Tang, Song, Ming and Qing, plus an additional question.

Chen Yi: ...Wait, why are you looking for a history question!You haven't told me why they came to take the exam!

Ji Boyan: The Disabled Persons’ Federation has a project that lacks volunteers. It seems that they plan to come and tell stories to the disabled.

Chen Yi: Does that have anything to do with my history questions...

Ji Boyan: Telling stories can tell the historical stories of our city. For additional questions, find ones that can test their patience. After all, this event is quite large after all.

Chen Yi: Oh oh oh, then I will look for it first, and I will send it to you later?

Ji Boyan: You don't need to send me, you decide for yourself, maybe 4 people are enough, not too many.

Ji Boyan hung up the phone with a snap, and Chen Yi was a little embarrassed holding the phone.

Before, it was others who tested him, but now it was his turn to write questions to test others, so he was a little nervous.In the three subjects of liberal arts, he has a relatively high pass in history, neither top nor particularly bad, so he can only take it step by step.

Out of consideration, he still sent this set of questions to Ji Boyan for a look.

Ji Boyan glanced at it and felt that it was still a little superficial, but time was running out, so Chen Yi was up to it.

A total of thirteen people came in the afternoon, so the elimination rate should not be too high.

They were also a little skeptical after getting the test papers. It feels like it's for junior high school students!

When modern history began, this kind of question can be put on it, isn't it really a deliberate release of water!

The fastest one was handed in in less than half an hour, and the slowest one was handed in in about an hour. Everyone wrote on both sides of the A4 paper, densely packed, and looked very serious.

After sending them away, Chen collected the papers and called Ji Boyan.

Ji Boyan: Didn't the top 4 fastest take more than half an hour to hand in the paper?Just don't.

Chen Yi: ...Huh?I think their writing is all right?

Ji Boyan: What I want is patience, enough patience, 7 questions for half an hour, and an average of 4 minutes for each question, and all aspects must be considered in the review and answering of the questions. They don't know this kind of basic questions and don't use them.

Chen Yi: Oh, then what?

Ji Boyan: Don't bother with the last two, too much nonsense, and people with disabilities will be annoyed by it.

Chen Yixin thought it was really harsh: What should I do if there are 7 more.

Ji Boyan: Look at their writing and content again, you really can't roll up and throw paper balls.

Chen Yi: ...It's too childish!

Ji Boyan: Oh, by the way, you choose it yourself, and you will be asked to go with them when the time comes.

Chen Yi: Huh? !

Ji Boyan: It's the event of the Disabled Persons' Federation. You follow suit. Aren't you a Chinese language and literature student?You can't tell a story.

Chen Yi: ...I recite without emotion.

Ji Boyan: Take some exercise, don't you feel very good about the party class?

Chen Yi: ...But this feeling is different from the feeling of the activity!I wasn't prepared for this at all!

Ji Boyan: It’s as if you had prepared for the class before, the activities are very simple, you just bring them, don’t we need four places, each person is responsible for 2 households, that is 8 households, you take a photo and write a newsletter That's enough, if you have money, I'll make a payroll for you.

Chen Yi: Do I really have to follow suit...Can't I change someone...

Ji Boyan: Where do you think someone can be dug out in the unit, you just give him the job.

Chen Yi: Not anymore...

Ji Boyan: It's just to take a picture and write a manuscript, and I don't want your life. Remember to take care of the father of the funder of the Disabled Persons' Federation. He still has a lot of money.

Chen Yi: Oh...

After he hung up the phone, he held his little yellow duck schoolbag and thought in pain.

Brother Ji must know that the reason why I don't become a regular is that I don't want to bring projects!on purpose!

Here Ji Boyan was greeting the Disabled Persons' Federation, and Pei Jiu called after the greeting.

Pei Jiu: My brother scolded me.

Ji Boyan: How could he bear to scold you until now?

Pei Jiu: Are you on the same front as me?What on earth did you do to him, he is like a bit of dynamite today.

Ji Boyan: Didn't he say he didn't dare to transfer because he was afraid of bringing projects?I asked him to serve the Disabled Persons' Federation. The activities of the Disabled Persons' Federation are not difficult.

Pei Jiu: ... a mouthful of old blood.

Ji Boyan: He just followed up on a project, what happened to brushing his face in front of the sponsor's father for a while.

Pei Jiu: Don't go too far...An honest person will explode if he is bullied.

Ji Boyan: Hehe, hang up.

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At lunch, I talked to my brother about buying a car in the future. I mentioned that I had a dream ten years ago.

Brother: What a dream.

Me: I want to buy 10 QQs, seven colors, change one every day, and then deck.

Brother: ...it is easy to buy QQ, have you considered the issue of parking space?

Me: Then I want to buy a bus, and a special unit will drive a line to my house. Do you think it is ok?

Brother: Let’s buy QQ, seven colors, right?