Shock!My crush wants to give me party lessons

Ji Boyan's voice was very steady, without any emotion.

Chen Yi drove slowly towards his home at a speed of 20 yards.

Ji Boyan said before, just put him in the hotel next door to Chen's family, he has a chain membership card, don't worry, he also gave Chen Yi his ID card, ready for a protracted war.

Chen Yi pinched his ID card and membership card, and while listening to Ji Boyan read the instructions for joining the party, he was almost sublimated in the party constitution and rules.

Ji Boyan: The requirements for probationary party members to become full-time members...

Navigation: After 300 meters, turn right at the second traffic light at the intersection ahead.

Ji Boyan: There are four requirements for the party building position, the most important thing is that the party flag must be in accordance with the specifications...

Navigation: Route replanning, turn left at the next intersection.

Ji Boyan: The first theoretical achievement of the Sinicization of Marxism is Mao Zedong Thought, which solves the problem of how Chinese people stand up. The second theoretical achievement is Deng Xiaoping Theory, which solves the problem of how Chinese people become rich. stage……

Navigation: Turn right 100 meters ahead to reach the destination.

Chen Yi stopped for 10 minutes, but didn't go in. In the end, the car was parked at the door of his hotel, and he gave the waiter 10 yuan to park in the basement. Ji Boyan, who was drunk, saw that the driver's seat had changed, and he was very vigilant. Thinking about how this person came out, whether he was trying to eavesdrop on the party class.

Chen Yi wiped his head, whoops finally stopped!

Working together with the waiter, he pushed Ji Boyan out, locked the door, took his ID card and membership card, and dragged him to the front desk to register.

The young lady at the front desk saw this posture, and knew that she must be drinking too much and needed to open a room to calm down, so she asked Chen Yi: Do you want to open a room too?

Chen Yi quickly shook his head: My friend, my house is in the neighborhood next door, and there is no free bed at home, so put him here first.

The lady at the front desk said: "Then you raise his head and ask for face recognition. If he moves around, the recognition fails and he cannot be turned on."

Chen Yi hurriedly put his arms around Ji Boyan, supported his waist with one hand, and lifted his chin with the other. After a long time of tossing, he finally succeeded in the recognition. The lady at the front desk asked him what room he opened.

Chen Yi felt that if the bed in the single room was too small and Brother Ji fell in the middle of the night, what should he do? It is better to open a double room and let him roll on the bed.

Chen Yi: A room with a big bed is fine, please help the waiter to carry it for me.

The lady at the front desk had an expression that I understood: I understand, drunk people can’t be measured according to their normal weight, by the way, there will be an extra 50 cleaning fee if they vomit on the carpet, you’d better let him vomit first before stuffing it on the bed.

Chen Yi: Understand, understand, understand.

Just like that, with the room card in his mouth, Chen Yi carried Ji Boyan into the elevator with the waiter.

Fortunately, when the elevator door was opened, the room was opened. Chen inserted the room card, thanked the waiter, dragged Ji Boyan all the way in, and threw him on the bed first.

At this time, Chen Yi's mother called him: Good boy.

Chen Yi held the phone on his head: What's the matter, Mom, I'm almost home.

Chen Yi's mother: Where are you now?

Chen Yi: I'm at the hotel at the entrance of our community. Brother Ji drank too much. Let me open a room for him and throw him in to calm down. I'll go home after I clean him up.

Chen Yi's mother: Then you should have said earlier, I can tidy up the guest room at home, what kind of room will I open.

Chen Yi: Mom, I can't tell. I'll hang up first, and I'll go home later.

Ji Boyan buried his head in the pillow. Chen Yi was worried that he would suffocate, so he quickly changed his face, with his nostrils facing the sky. Chen Yi saw that his eyelashes were very long, and felt that he could hold a matchstick on them , couldn't help counting for a while.

Seeing that Ji Boyan was quite quiet, he wondered if he was almost asleep, so he planned to go home. Unexpectedly, Ji Boyan suddenly opened his eyes at this time, his head fell down, and he vomited on the carpet. I didn't eat much, and all I spit out was wine and stomach acid, mixed with bloodshots.

As soon as Chen remembered what the lady at the front desk said, the carpet cleaning fee was 50, and he became hysterical.

Chen Yi: Mom!Can our dryer work!

Chen Yi's mother: It works, what's the matter!

Chen Yi: I made my carpet dirty, is it too late to take it home and wash it now!

Chen Yi's mother: ...Are you sure the carpet is dirty?

Chen Yi: Probably...

When he turned his head, Ji Boyan vomited so much that his clothes were not much clean.

Chen Yi: ...and Brother Ji, he also vomited on himself.

Chen Yi's mother: ...Can you take off his clothes, now that you bring them back, mother will wash them for you?

Chen Yi: If he takes it off, he will have no clothes!

Chen Yi's mother: Good boy, your pajamas are too big, put them on first, it shouldn't matter!

Chen Yi: ...Then I will try.

So excited!I can actually take off Brother Ji's clothes!

With bad intentions in mind, Chen Yihuai carefully unbuttoned the other person's buttons. After undoing them one by one, Chen Yi saw little red dots popping up on Ji Boyan's collarbone, and felt a little distressed.

He was allergic to alcohol and had a rash, but he went so hard to toast, this person is so desperate.

He took off his clothes and folded them, threw the carpet into the bathroom and flushed it first, then found a large black garbage bag in the closet, and folded the two for sneaking out.

After tidying up, Chen Yi ran through the hot water with a towel, and wiped Ji Boyan's face and body. His father would do this every time he drank too much alcohol. He wiped it and thought about it, telling him to drink less in the future. Avoid getting cerebral thrombosis in your 50s.

At the beginning, Chen Yi's father was not too drunk and would talk back, but then he became obedient and followed Chen Yi's mother to clean up.

Chen put his exposed arm back under the quilt, and got into trouble when he went out with the garbage bag.

After picking up the room card, he was sure that the house was cut off. Later, he remembered that he still had a membership card. He tried it, but he didn’t expect that the membership card could also be used as a room card. In the end, he sneakily dragged the garbage bag and hurried home.

When he got home, his mother threw his clothes into the sink and soaked them. There were some red wine stains on them, which would not be washed off without soaking. Chen Yicai remembered that Ji Boyan was not only drinking white wine and beer at that time.

Chen Yi's mother: So your colleague is still drunk and staying alone in the hotel?

Chen nodded: What's the matter.

Chen Yi's mother: I'm worried that something will happen to him at night. You forgot that your father gets up and makes trouble at night when he drinks too much, and mother has to stay with him for a long time.

Chen Yi was a little scared: ... probably not?I feel Ji Ge is quite quiet...

Chen Yi's mother: Anyway, you have to get him pajamas later, or you can accompany him for a while?After all, it's not good for a person to have something happen.

Chen Yi: Yes, he took good care of me.

In the end, Chen Yi took his biggest pajamas with a Snoopy pattern on it, and sneaked back to the hotel again. This time the lady at the front desk saw him and asked him: Why are you here again?

Chen Yi said haha: My friend vomited too much, and his clothes were quite dirty. I found him some clothes to change into, for fear that something might happen to him.

The lady at the front desk: That's right, why do young people drink so much nowadays? Really, it's a good thing you are careful.

Chen Yi: Hey, he has a lot of entertainment, so I'm leaving first.

He hurried into the elevator, worrying about whether Ji Boyan would really tell his mother what happened.

He turned on the room card, and the air conditioner in the room was still blowing. Ji Boyan slept soundly. Chen Yi lifted the quilt and looked at him for a while, and found that the rash on his body was much less.

His body is quite fair, except for his arms, which are slightly tanned due to wearing short sleeves, there are actually a few looming abdominal muscles on his stomach. Chen Yi looked down at his stomach.

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Send Xiao to my house to play and flip through the short stories I wrote... Fortunately, he didn't know that I wrote Danmei...

This article was almost seen by Fa Xiao last night... If he saw it, I would probably wait for the whole family to criticize it