Shock!My crush wants to give me party lessons

As a fresh graduate, Chen Yi has been wandering in the talent recruitment market for several days.

He majored in Chinese language and literature, he can do anything, but he can't do anything.

For this reason, Chen Yi was very distressed. He didn't have much advantage after passing various necessary certificates, so he could only win by his own works.Chen Yi specially printed out an A5-sized portfolio, trying to find a job as a small clerk.

Now that talents pay attention to all-round development, Chen Yi has no choice but to submit resumes indiscriminately, hoping that some blind people will keep him.

The mobile phone in the bag rang, Chen Yi hesitated and saw the caller ID, the grandson of the third aunt's uncle's cousin, he was counted as the ninth brother according to his seniority.His ninth brother was a child of someone else's family since he was a child. He couldn't master everything in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, so he knew how to take exams.

Chen Yi didn't know the truth about Brother Jiu looking for him. He envied Brother Jiu's skill since he was a child. Children who can take exams have sweets. Chen Yi is the unlucky star who can't memorize answers in exams and can copy mistakes.

Brother Nine: Ah Yi.

Chen Yi: Hey, brother nine, what do you want from me?

Brother Nine: I heard that you are going to graduate, right? Have you found a job yet?

Straight to the point and pierced his kidney, Chen Yi could only lower his head: Brother, I'm in the talent market, and I haven't found it yet.

Ninth Brother slapped his thigh: That's it, you go to Zone B to vote at 215, just ask Ji Boyan.

Chen Yi was very nervous: Brother, this is not good.

Nine Brothers: Are you fucking going to stay at home or find a job? Hurry up, they close the stall at 12 o'clock.

As he said that, Brother Jiu hung up the phone and opened WeChat.

Select Ji Boyan.

Brother Nine: I heard from Xiaoya that you lack someone to carry things?

They returned soon.

Ji Boyan: Those with brains can carry things.

Brother Nine sent a rogue rabbit emoji: It's not easy, my brother, named Chen Yi, is walking in front of you, take a look, it's plugged in if it fits.

Ji Boyan: Hehe.

Ji Boyan turned off his phone, and sat there with his chin resting on his hands, waiting for a little bastard named Chen Yi to come to his door.

Brother Nine's fat head and big ears are very outrageous, and he also thinks that Chen Yiyi is thick-backed.

Unexpectedly, Chen Yi held a pile of documents, looked at the booth number and then at him, shrinking in front of the booth like a little fool: that...

Ji Boyan:?

Chen Yi: I want to come to you, this is...

He dug through the documents for a long time and took out two crumpled resumes.

Chen Yi: This is my resume.

Ji Boyan was silent.

Looking at the information and looking at the people, apart from the necessary CET-[-] and Putonghua, the other certificates of Chen Yikao are useless at all.

Ji Boyan: What are those you are holding.

Chen Yi: Oh, something I wrote...

Ji Boyan: Take a look.

Then Ji Boyan received a collection of works for junior high school students.

Chen Yi: That...

Ji Boyan solemnly put it in a folder: You can go back, and wait for our relevant personnel to contact you.

Chen Yi left anxiously, walked 20 meters and squatted in the corner to call Brother Jiu.

Chen Yi: Hello, Brother Jiu?

Brother Nine: What's the matter?

Chen Yi: I gave my resume to...he told me to wait for notification.

Brother Nine: Then wait.

Chen Yi: Oh...

He hung up the phone and took the No. 3 bus home.

Here, Ji Boyan left a message for Brother Jiu on WeChat.

Ji Boyan: You are a fucking idiot.

Three days later, Chen Yi received an interview notice.

After being at a loss for 15 minutes, Chen Yi frantically fled from the two-story small gray building in the scenic area.

Ji Boyan left another message for Brother Jiu.

Ji Boyan: You are not only an idiot, but also mentally retarded.

A week later, Chen Yi received the notice of entry medical examination.

Chen Yi: Brother Jiu, did you give me the back door?

Brother Nine: I suspect that things are not that simple.

Ji Boyan: Hehe.

After everything was settled, Chen Yi walked into the office nervously holding his small backpack.

The lady at the front desk was very enthusiastic, she held Chen Yi's hand and her eyes filled with eyes: Welcome to our big family!

Chen Yi: ...This is not a pyramid scheme organization.

Receptionist: How come!Our side is the district party-mass service center!

Chen Yi was confused: What is that???

There are staff introductions on both sides of the stairs, this one is 985, the other is 211, and the one with rich experience in studying abroad is an associate professor of a certain college.

Chen Yixinsai: ...Did I lower the academic level of the unit???

Walking to the door of the director's office, Chen Yi took a deep breath and knocked on the door.

The director is elegant and calm, and looks very energetic in a small suit.

Director: You are Chen Yi, I heard your brother said about you.

Chen Yi: Hello...

The director took out the contract: Our side will become a full-time employee after three months. During the internship period, the lunch fee is basically 1500 packs a month.

Chen Yi hesitated for a long time holding the internship contract: Director, I have a question.

The director picked at the broken hair: you say.

Chen Yi: Why do you want me? Is it because of my brother?

The director smiled sinisterly: You think too much.

Chen Yi was on high alert.

Director: You should have read the introduction of our employees, right?

Chen nodded.

Director: Any ideas?

Chen Yi: There are no boys...

The director patted him on the shoulder: The young man is still very good.

She yelled downstairs: Aya, take him to the room!

Chen Yi:???

Aya, the lady at the front desk, immediately rushed up with the big key: "Okay, the new Daisy, 203!"

Chen Yi: Little Daisy???

Aya smiled sweetly: Little Daisy is good, each of us has a flower name~

Chen Yi: ...So I joined the job because of my gender?

The director nodded: That's right, your last one just can't bear the fact that there are only girls running away here.

Chen Yi followed Aya to Room 203 in a daze, and opened a room.

Ji Boyan ravaged the keyboard crazily with his back straight.

Aya: Brother Ji, the goods have arrived!