General, take it easy

Lan Yunze sighed helplessly, it's really pretentious every year, especially this year.

Even Lan Yunze thought about it carefully, whether he had fought for many years in his previous life and unintentionally dug up the ancestral grave of a family surnamed Li.

Otherwise, wherever he went, he would meet people surnamed Li who would find fault with him.

These dudes from aristocratic families, is it because the wine is not good to drink, or the beauties are not good-looking?Why did you come to find fault with him?

It was extremely depressing.

Lan Yunze barely maintained the persona of a gentleman, smiled calmly, looked at the 300-jin fat man and asked, "Dare to ask my dear friend, Li Rui, you are familiar with each other."

The fat man's mung bean eyes suddenly turned into pea-like eyes when he heard this name.

Staring at Lan Yunze with scorching eyes, he said arrogantly: "Li Rui is my cousin, and he is also a person who can talk in this 49 city. You country bumpkins, how could my cousin know you. Don't stay with me here Nonsense, if you can't afford it, hurry up and get away from the young master's sight." The fat man looked around with his small eyes, and naturally saw Liang Mo who was beside Lan Yunze, and was instantly attracted by his peerless appearance. Not open, with a look of salivation, watching Liang Mo swallowed and said: "Hey, this little face is really exciting."

Originally, Lan Yunze insisted on his identity, and he didn't want to argue with this kind of person, but the more this person talked too much, Lan Yunze also got a little angry, so he deliberately took two steps forward, pretending to be very weak and covering his mouth Severe nasal cough.

Although it has been announced that a vaccine for the virus has been developed, the infectivity and harmfulness of the virus are relatively large after all, and everyone is at risk.

Lan Yunze was so sick that the fat man took a few steps back and pushed back a few steps in fright, the flesh on his face was trembling, he stammered and shouted: "Don't come here, are you already infected? Alright! Where are the manager and store manager? Drag this person out and isolate him!!!"

The fat man yelled that he could no longer care about bossing around and was about to run outside. Lan Yunze staggered and pretended to be weak and fainted, just like the fat man threw him.

Lan Yunze mobilized two points of internal strength, quietly stretched out two fingers, and tapped on his waist.

The fat man only felt a pain in his waist, and fell to the ground with a cry.

A hundred catties of flesh fell on the ground, making a loud bang.

On the other hand, Lan Yunze, who had been covering his mouth and coughing all the time, steadied his figure, with an apologetic smile on his face, as if he was going to take two steps forward, helped the fat man up, and said, "Oh, this Mr. Li, I'm really sorry, I caught a cold and couldn't control it."

Fatty Li, we believe that Lan Yunze has been infected with the virus, and now his face is even paler, and the other party also fell down by himself, so we don't care.

Enduring the pain in his waist, the fat man crawled up and ran outside, fearing that he would be infected if he stayed for a while. It was a pity for his life.

Seeing the huge figure of the fat man, he gradually receded.

Lan Yunze's lips curled into a smile behind him, Liang Mo looked at each other and smiled, but the other guides in the wine cellar looked at him with suspicion and fear at the moment, you really thought he was infected with the virus.

Lan Yunze just wanted to scare the fat man on purpose, so he stepped forward and said with a modest smile: "Don't worry, everyone, the two of us have been vaccinated, and we will never be infected with the virus. It is really the person who said something offensive just now, so I will punish him slightly." That's all."

Those who can work here are not human beings. The two leading ladies rolled their eyes when they heard Lan Yunze's words. Vaccines are such a precious thing now. They have just been researched. It is said that they are valuable, but they are rare things. .

These two young men in ordinary clothes have been vaccinated, which shows that their identities are not ordinary.

So guide the young lady to smile more sincerely.

In view of Liang Mo's knowledge of red wine, he can be seen as an expert.

The guide lady no longer dared to make random recommendations, and took two people to the depths of the wine cellar. Although the wines here are quite expensive, they are all of good vintage and quality.

With a wave of his hand, Liang Mo ordered a case of red wine and a case of aged white wine. When he checked out the six-figure bill, Lan Yunze was speechless.

Liang Mo was very calm. He took out a black card and handed it to the cashier.

When the cashier saw the global black card, surprise flashed in his eyes. The smile on the cashier's face became more respectful. Zhuang Te proposed that you can get a 9% discount when you buy wine in the future, and look forward to your next visit."

The happiest person in the audience was the guide lady just now, with a round face smiling so hard that her teeth could not be seen, she packed the wine for Liang Mo and Lan Yunze attentively, and delivered it to the two before leaving the door. on the trunk of the car.

You must know that the commission for such a large order is tens of thousands of yuan. This month, he is guaranteed to become the sales champion, and the reward from the head office is another sum of money.

The two went to the supermarket together to buy wine glasses.

When checking out, I passed the shelf of family planning supplies, and there were colorful boxes on it, some of which were in English.

Lan Yunze came to modern times. Although he was curious about many things in modern times, English was his weakness. Now he couldn't even have a simple conversation.

Not only did he have no language foundation, but also Lan Yunze couldn't understand why China, a huge country, had to learn those barbarian languages.

Maybe it was because Lan Yunze stared at those brightly colored boxes for too long.

Liang Mo turned his head and noticed Lan Yunze's gaze. Looking along the line of sight, he saw the small umbrellas on the shelf. The corners of his mouth slightly curled up, and he reached out to pick up a box of mint thread ultra-thin, and threw it in the trolley with no expression on his face. .

Liang Mo leaned closer to Lan Yunze's ear again, and said with a low laugh, "Just say what you like, there's nothing to be ashamed of."

Last year, there was a proper ancient person. After coming to modern times, he has a deep relationship with his son-in-law and his daughter-in-law, and the joy of fish and water naturally complements each other.

But both of them like to be in close contact, and neither of them like to be separated by a layer.

So Lan Yunze didn't know what these small boxes were for, but when he saw the ambiguous pictures on some boxes, he seemed to understand something instantly.

This is still in public, and there are people coming and going.

The two were outstanding in appearance, and the customers who checked out all cast curious glances at them.

Liang Mo's blatant words made Lan Yunze's face turn red, and he wished he could dig a hole in the ground.

Lan Yunze looked at him from embarrassment and anger, and said bitterly: "My lady, don't talk nonsense, how can the sky be clear...how can..."

Liang Mo laughed loudly, ignoring Lan Yunze who was exploding on the spot, and pushed the cart forward to pay the bill alone, every time he provoked this brat, he would feel very happy.

When the two returned home, Liang Mo sobered up the red wine.

It happened that Wu Qiong and Dr. Liu came to the door, and Wu Qiong was carrying a fruit basket in his hand, which can be said to be very considerate.

Liang Mo looked at the big bow on the fruit basket, looked at Wu Qiong with a half-smile, raised his eyebrows and jokingly said, "Old Wu, I've known you for so many years, why didn't I realize you're so careful? Know how to bring gifts."

Wu Qiong stretched out his big paw and scratched his head, and said with a smirk proudly: "Of course I won't notice these trivial things, they are all arranged by my wife, she must be smart."

Wu Qiong's appearance as a wife and slave is simply unbelievable, but Dr. Liu's character, in a certain aspect, is frighteningly simple.

Hearing what Wu Qiong said, he didn't feel anything wrong.

The four of them sat down as guests and hosts, stuttering and drinking in large bowls of meat.

Wu Qiong naturally knew Liang Mo's drinking capacity, so he wouldn't rush to touch his brow.

And Wu Qiong looked at Lan Yunze's whiteness and tenderness, looking like a bully, so he deliberately poured Lan Yunze wine.

High-quality old wine, two people, you have a bowl and I have a bowl. After drinking, there is a posture of not pouring each other under the table and not giving up.

After two bottles of white wine went down, Wu Qiong's tongue was also a little stiff, he gesticulated with his tongue, and said to Lan Yunze, "Hi...today...today we must have a good drink, If it's a showdown, I will definitely knock you down."

At this moment, Lan Yunze drank two bottles of white wine, slightly drunk, his body was hot, and his mind was a little dizzy.

Changing his appearance when he was awake, Mr. Pianpianjia, with his legs crossed and a heroic smile.

He poured a full glass of wine, held it up in the air and said loudly: "Okay, I'm going to have a good drink today, Lan will definitely accompany me, but if it's a showdown, there's no need for it, I'm sure he's a man."

Wu Qiong is now numb due to alcohol, and his brain reaction is a bit sluggish, and he has not turned around. There is nothing wrong with this sentence.

He clinked glasses with Lan Yunze with his tongue out, and drank it again with a gulp.

On the other hand, Dr. Liu next to him, although he drank two glasses of red wine, his fair cheeks were slightly flushed, but his cold eyes were very clear-headed. Hearing this, he took a funny look at Wu who was already drunk. Qiong sighed faintly.

I really used a lot of formulas to calculate in my head, the strength of Lan Yunze and Wu Qiong =, I came to the conclusion that if there is no more than two cups, Wu Qiong will definitely be broken.

Sure enough, after the two clinked a few more glasses, Wu Qiong was so drunk that he ran straight under the stool.

Sitting down on the floor, he hugged Dr. Liu's calf tightly.

Like a husky abandoned by its owner, he looked at Dr. Liu with aggrieved eyes and said, "Daughter-in-law, daughter-in-law, where are you going? You can't leave me!"

Dr. Liu's mouth twitched, and he said expressionlessly: "Let go, I'm not going anywhere."

Wu Qiong, who was drunk, couldn't listen to these words.

He was like a child who couldn't get candy. He hugged Dr. Liu's leg and yelled, "You are my daughter-in-law, my wife. You have to take me with you wherever you go, and you can't leave me behind."