The daily life of a Buddhist substitute [Rebirth]

lion dance.

Not only Yan Min was stunned when this remark came out, but even Xia Yanzhou's eyes widened.

Did he, did he say something terrible?

dance, lion.

The black history that made him curl up on his toes in shame.

It made him regret to the point that he gritted his teeth and almost committed suicide on the account. It took so much effort to make Brother A completely disappear from Yan Min's sight.

It was said by him quickly.

In front of the live broadcast camera, in front of millions of viewers in the live broadcast room.

He himself, said, leaked, too.

Xia Yanzhou opened his mouth, and found that he didn't know what to say at this moment to save the current situation.

So Er Shao Xia stood up from the lazy sofa with a cold face, left the live broadcast room with a cold face, returned to the bedroom with a cold face, and closed the door with a cold face...

Then he plunged into Yan Min's quilt and couldn't extricate himself.

Otherwise, he'd better suffocate himself and forget it, Xia Yanzhou thought, so that he wouldn't have to go out and face all the embarrassing things.

As he thought, the live broadcast room really exploded.

At that moment, the barrage gushed out like an explosion, even Yan Min in front of the screen was stunned.

lion dance?Gift?The gift Xia Yanzhou gave him was a lion dance?

But the lion dance is obviously... obviously it was given to him by Brother A.

Xia Yanzhou, is Brother A? !

Yan Min stared blankly in front of the camera, dumbfounded by connecting the two people who had never thought of it together.

A strange Alpha who chased him on the Internet and behaved more and more greasy, turned out to be his boyfriend who lived next door.

But the first time Brother A started flirting with him in the live broadcast room and Weibo, he and Xia Yanzhou were still not very familiar with each other's ordinary neighbor relationship, not even good friends!

How could it be him?

Yan Min stared blankly at the barrage on the phone, the audience was even more excited than him.

【Dance what?What lion? ! 】

[Lion dance? ? ? ?Which lion dance? ? ? ?Red red yellow yellow ATMszd which lion dance? ? ? 】

【Fuck me, did the Second Young Master slip up? ? 】

[Wait... The lion dance is obviously a gift from brother A to the little anchor? ! 】

[Second Young Master's gift to the little anchor=lion dance=Brother A's gift to the little anchor]

[...So Second Young Master=Brother A? ? 】

【@I am not [email protected] unknown Xiaoxia...? 】

【Shocked my mother for a whole year...】

[Who is Brother A?Passers-by haven't heard of it?What is the lion dance? Can you explain it? 】

[Brother A=Weibo blogger @我不是Omega, gender identity and background are a mystery, but he is very kind and awesome. On the top, he can help the lost teenagers save their lives. On the bottom, he can help to solve cyber violence. He also does charity every month. , two words, awesome]

[Wait, what you said seems to explain why Brother A is so awesome?who is he?Second Young Master Huan Xia?Can you not be awesome? 】

【...Think about it carefully, you are right】

[@小姓向@小姓向, Little Tomato, do you know that brother A is the second young master? 】

【The same question! ! 】

Yan Min didn't have time to read the bullet screens that flew by quickly. Before he could digest the explosive news, the topic of the bullet screen changed and returned to him. Some people sent missiles to ask him. This time Yan Min finally read it. The content is clear.

He opened his mouth, shook his head in surprise, and said apologetically, "Sorry, I just found out... just as surprised as you."

His denial made the barrage even crazier, and the divergence of gossip-eating people's thinking on gossip is vividly displayed at this moment. One second they were still shocked, and the next moment they began to pick up the second young master's purpose of teasing the little anchor by opening his vest. The peachy gossip talked about the theory of true love, and even conspiracy theories were pulled out.

Seeing that the barrage started to get out of control, Yan Min shut down the live broadcast room in time.

He also has a lot of questions to ask Xia Yanzhou, what's going on? What happened to Brother A?Since it was him, why did he pretend not to know him at first?At that time, you still have to pretend... to pursue him?

Yan Min turned off the live broadcast, uncharacteristically left without even tidying up the study.

The door of the guest room was wide open, but there was no one in the room. Yan Min walked towards his bedroom, looked at the closed door, and raised his hand to knock lightly a few times. "Yan Zhou?"

No one responded, Yan Min held the doorknob and pressed it down, and the bedroom was opened a crack.

Yan Min breathed a sigh of relief.It seems that Xia Yanzhou didn't become so angry that he lost his mind, at least he didn't isolate himself completely.

There was an extra human sandbag on the bed, Yan Min just took a look and laughed, he was still knocking on the door with one hand, and couldn't help joking at this moment: "Brother Tangtang, why is he still getting under the quilt like a child? "

The human sandbag moved, stretched out a hand from the quilt roll, and said in a low voice, "Stop. Yanmin, baby, dear." The palm in mid-air waved indifferently twice, "If you still have my words……"

Yan Min raised her eyebrows, "Just let you stay calm by yourself?"

"No." The human sandbag said, "You lower your head and help me find if there is my face on the ground."

Yan Min: "...Pfft."

That hand retracted into the quilt again, and after about two seconds, the human sandbag disintegrated, Xia Yanzhou freed himself from the quilt roll, looked at Yan Min in a trance, and used life and death that he had never heard before. Lovely tone said:

"Yan Min, I'm not a human anymore."

The host of Yan University laughed so hard that he beat the bed.

He hadn't laughed so exaggeratedly and heartlessly in many years.

The boyfriend has already gone through the stage of becoming angry in autism, and now he has directly entered the sage mode, the ultimate evolutionary body that has no face to face people-life has nothing to love.

"I know what you want to ask me." Xia Yanzhou's sitting posture like an old monk made Yan Min, who had just eased up a little, laugh and lie down again, laughing and laughing, his stomach hurts and convulsions, and he couldn't help but go to Xia Yan. Leaning in Zhou's arms, he yelled in a low voice, "Oh, it hurts so much."

"Laugh." Xia Yanzhou said lightly, while reaching out to rub Yan Min's stomach gently, "I'm already bearish, and nothing can hurt me anymore."

"Hahahahaha no," Yan Min laughed out of breath. He wiped away the tears from the laughter, tried to sit up straight, looked at Xia Yanzhou head-on, and said intermittently: "I just, hahaha think I My boyfriend, why is he so cute, hahaha..."

"What's the use of being cute?" Xia Yanzhou looked at him quietly, "Yanmin, my fierce A image is gone, it's gone, I'm finished, I can't wash it off even if I jumped into Beihai."

Yan Min let out a chuckle, and tried hard to hold back her boyfriend's hair, "Oh, it's okay, I know you are fierce, okay? You are fierce, Wenhai is the number one fierce, no , the world's number one fierce A."

Xia Yanzhou narrowed his eyes, "I think you are perfunctory to me."

Yan Min covered her stomach, and said solemnly: "From the bottom of my heart, I will stay with you for ten."

"Really?"

"Truer than pearls."

"..." Xia Yanzhou's face finally showed an expression other than loveless. He hugged Yan Min, lay down on the back, looked at the lamp on the ceiling, and murmured: "Yan Min, I know that I Maybe not as mature and stable as it seems, but you can't dislike me, you can't let me go."

Yan Min leaned on his shoulder, "Of course."

Xia Yanzhou tightened Yan Min's arm in satisfaction, turned over suddenly and pressed Yan Min under him, and continued to ask, "Do you still want to laugh?"

Yan Min blinked, feeling a sense of crisis inexplicably, "...I don't really want to."

"En." Xia Yanzhou nodded, "Then let's do something else."

Yan Min: "...?"

The news of Xia Yanzhou and Xia Er Shao's live broadcast of losing his horse spread like wildfire, and it became a trending search within an hour.

#环夏少主A哥# The tag is followed by a bright red explosive word, which is very eye-catching.

At that time, Song Yuze was playing chess with his father. Jiang Xinji called and asked him to watch the group and Weibo without saying a word. His father could hear the gloating in his voice. He glanced at him across the chessboard and snorted coldly. One voice: "Let's go if you don't want to get off, it's an eyesore."

"..." Song Yuze covered the phone receiver, walked out of the study against his father's disgusting gaze, and returned to his bedroom, "I was playing chess just now."

"...Oh Huo." Jiang Xinji scratched his head and smiled, "Oh, uncle, didn't he say anything?"

Song Yuze closed the door, and his eyes fell on the back of the door—Jiang Xinjifei asked him to post a photo of the two of them somewhere, "My dad told you not to disturb my study."

"...Fuck off, you're sleepy again, right?" Jiang Xinji grunted a few times with a stinky face, and got back to business, "Hurry up and watch the group, or go directly to Weibo!"

"?" Song Yuze was suspicious: "Are you out of the closet?"

Jiang Xinji: "..." He thought, but he didn't have the guts yet.

"It's not me, it's Lao Xia."

"What's up with him?"

Jiang Xinji laughed mercilessly: "He stripped off his vest."

Song Yuze rarely asked a slightly exaggerated question: "... huh?"

How can there be such a stupid person?

I didn't know until I got on Weibo that there really are such stupid people.

Song Yuze couldn't help clicking his tongue when he looked at the popular Weibo posts on the hot search. It seems that falling in love really makes people mentally retarded.

Xia Yanzhou, Xia Yanzhou, you have today too?

He looked at some boring person on the screen who sorted out the skinning summary post, and very kindly shared it in Moments, and also clicked to repost it on Weibo.

@蓝好甜: I am crazy, the cp in BE500 suddenly came true, and the opponent suddenly became my own, who is crazy if I am not crazy?So I can’t be crazy alone, let’s sort it out and let everyone go crazy together.

This Weibo has a total of six long pictures, from Brother A's pursuit of anchor Tomato to the well-known incidents, introduced in chronological order to Atmbe, and then to the rise of the neighbor line, and finally Master Xia in a short time A series of lost horses, which also introduced in detail the commonalities between brother A and the second young master, some details that I hadn't noticed before, but now I think of it very obvious.

The remaining three pictures are:

Brother A arranged a lion dance scene for the little anchor.

The lion dance congratulates the scene.

Lion dance confession scene.

On that day, the word "lion dance" became a keyword on Weibo.

In the early morning of the next day, a folk art inheritance organization announced:

@我不是Omega has carried forward the traditional folk art of lion dance with practical actions, which has attracted the attention of the whole society!Therefore, we think @我不是Omega is qualified to be the honorary promotion ambassador of folk art this year!Let us congratulate you on this!

……

When Xia Yanzhou woke up, he received about [-] certificates, certificates, trophies, medals, banners, and pennants from different people, including friends and friends.

Yan Min opened the most recent couplet, glanced at it, and fell down laughing again.

The couplet reads in yellow on a red background:

Shanglian-Dancing Xipi and knocking Xipi is not as good as doing Xipi on your own

The next couplet——Picking off the vest is not as good as Er Shao's self-exposed vest

Hengpi - Lion Dancer in the World: Xia Yanzhou

The author has something to say: Xiao Xia: I am ashamed to meet people, thank you for the invitation.

@白汤芝蛋机, weibo has a lion dance effect picture, and the viewing effect is better!