The daily life of a Buddhist substitute [Rebirth]

When people who have been single for a long time show their affection, the highlight is a shameless person, no matter what topic you talk about, he can slip in and show off a few words.

——This is the common understanding of Shen Yun by the group of friends not long ago.

After all, at that time Shen Yun had just mixed with Xia Jingyu, pierced the window paper and officially became boyfriend and girlfriend.

All of them have been tortured by Shen Yun's ubiquitous show of affection.

Now the feng shui turns, and the people who are tormented are still their brothers, but the one who shows affection has changed from Shen Yun to Xia Yanzhou.

Lin Xingyuan thought that he was the only normal person in the group, and his first reaction after learning that Xia Yanzhou had returned with a beautiful woman was to block Xia Yanzhou's circle of friends first.

At that time, Xiao Chen was sitting next to him and listening to him help him with his homework. Seeing this, he asked with a blank face: Why?elder brother.

Lin Xingyuan asked him to continue to do his homework, "Tsk", "You will understand later."

As a result, Xiao Chen understood the math paper before he finished it. He saw the latest news in his circle of friends—Xia Yanzhou's selfie photo in Jiugong, suddenly realized, and silently clicked a thumbs up.

Xiao Chen: [Hua Hua] [Heart] Congratulations, it's been a long time~

In the evening they went to Xia Yanzhou's house together, and they were tortured for another half an hour.

"...I'm going to the toilet." After hearing the story for the third time, Lin Xingyuan decisively chose to pee. He went to put the lying water, smoked a cigarette in the toilet, and finally heard Xia Yanzhou's end when he came out. After the topic was discussed, everyone else also had a relieved expression on their faces.

He walked over and sat down, and heard Xia Yanzhou say: "I plan to buy a house."

"Buying a house?" Lin Xingyuan frowned, "You've only moved here for a few months?"

"You don't understand," Xia Yanzhou waved his hand, "I moved to Beihai Bay to hide from my grandfather. The most important thing is that I was single at that time, and the house was only a small three-bedroom house, which was not suitable."

At this moment, everyone else could hear the implication, Song Yuze rolled his eyelids, "You want to live with Yanmin?"

Xia Yanzhou raised his eyebrows, "Yes."

They are now in a legitimate relationship and have met their parents. Isn't cohabitation an inevitable process?What's more, they live next door now, it's better to live together than to live together.

"Then buy it."

"I must buy it, money is not a problem," Xia Yanzhou also sat down, and took a stack of brochures from the small coffee table behind the sofa, "The problem is which one is right to buy."

The brochure was brought out from his grandfather's study after he returned home. Huanxia himself is engaged in real estate. It is not an exaggeration to say that more than 40% of Wenhai's real estate properties are owned by Huanhai. In addition to residences, it also includes office buildings and commercial streets. , if he wants to buy a house, he can find a suitable house anytime, anywhere, or move in with a bag.

"I think you're showing off your family property." Lin Xingyuan rolled his eyes and lay down, "If you want to live and don't know where to live, then ask your wife what we have to talk about."

"Tsk, you don't understand if you're single. Didn't I want to decide on the best ones first and then let him choose slowly? Otherwise, why would I ask you to come here?"

"..." The corner of Song Yuze's mouth twitched, and he scolded him, "Beast."

Xia Yanzhou turned a deaf ear and distributed the brochures to them, "Come on, let me have a look."

"It's so troublesome." Song Yuze sighed, took it from his hand, and asked while looking at it, "What do you want?"

"It's very simple." Xia Yanzhou began to count with his fingers, "The traffic is more convenient, quieter, larger, and higher-grade. It is best to use the school district room. Maybe it will be used in the future. Come on..."

"You call this simple??" Lin Xingyuan roared angrily.

Xia Yanzhou blinked innocently: "After all, it is the first love nest for me and my baby."

Six brothers: "..." Contemptuous.

If you don't like it, you still have to help your brother. They sat around to discuss and discuss for a while, and they finally settled on three suitable places.

Near the third bridge in the city center, the project was completed last summer and threatened to be built into the most upscale luxury community in Wenhai City. The Experimental Primary School is two streets away.

The second one is next to Tianhai Park in the city center, extending in all directions and lively.

"The third one is still in Beihai Bay," Song Yuze said. He opened the brochure and handed it to them. "The new business district may not be worse than Tianhai when it develops."

"Okay, I'll write it down first, and I'll ask my baby later." Xia Yanzhou put away the three booklets, put them aside alone, and said, "Thank you for today, I'll treat you to dinner another day."

After seeing off the good brothers, Xia Yanzhou simply cleaned the living room, which is a skill he learned from Yan Min's side.

When he lived alone, the nanny at home would come to help him clean every few days. Later, Xia Yanzhou ate at Ren Yanmin's house every day. After eating, he saw that the other party was busy cleaning. He felt guilty and followed suit. After doing simple housework for a few days, he told the nanny that he didn't need to come again, and he always took care of the hygiene at home.

After cleaning the room, Xia Yanzhou went to the study to turn on the computer, and after a long absence, he logged into Guazhan and entered Yanmin's live broadcast room.

He also registered a small account for himself at Guazhan, called Unknown Xiaoxia, which is the same as Weibo ID, the purpose is to let the fans of the neighbor line recognize him.

...So what Jiang Xinji said was true, when Er Shao Xia was playing tricks on his sweetheart, he was really a scheming whore.

How long ago was the last time you watched a live broadcast?Xia Yanzhou ordered a few free gifts automatically given by the system and gave them away. Looking at the horror game interface that he hadn't seen for a long time, he laughed, and inexplicably missed the time when he molested Yan Min online as Brother A.

It's a pity that the vest was lost by him, and the day lily at ATMbe was cold, and it was not good for him to pop up again.

While looking at Weibo, he went to Weibo to search the neighbor line, and sighed when he saw the cool super topics and chat groups, alas, why are these little girls so blind?

If you don't invest in Neighbor Line now, you will lose [-] million.

But after thinking about it, it seems to be in line with common sense. After all, he himself is just a "neighbor brother who has never shown a positive face, and is still a friend of Little Tomato's official announcement". Naturally, he is not as good as the mountain and sea of ​​boyfriend fans and husband fans. .

……

Speaking of this matter, Xia Yanzhou became angry, sour, and jealous beyond recognition.

The account of Little Tomato is at least ten times more popular than it was when it was broadcast live on Guazhan. The number of Weibo fans has increased faster than drinking water, almost 100 million a day, and it is about to break through the 1000 million mark.

The key is that Baile is also very good at marketing, and the "boyfriend" perspective plan for Little Tomato was very successful, winning the hearts of thousands of boys and girls Alpha in one fell swoop.

Now, almost 80% of Tomato’s fans are single Alphas, also known as husband fans.

Some netizens joked before:

In the comment section of Little Tomato, Alpha pheromones are bursting, Omega will be pregnant if you accidentally fall into it.

Xia Yanzhou looked at the comment area every day, crying and howling: "Wife!!!" "Baby Tomato!!!", the sour face was distorted.

Later, I just kept out of sight and out of mind, and just played with the little girls knocking on the neighbor's line.

That's right, he broke into the crowd again, but this time he didn't open the trumpet, so he used the tuba to chat with them, and was successfully pulled into the group of the cp support club.

Xia Yanzhou made a fuss in the group, and the group that was still lifeless instantly became active.

Unknown Xiaoxia: Good evening.

Lose weight without appointment: It's my little brother! ! ! ? ? ? ?

Angel Can and Doctor Can't: Xiao Xia is here! ! !good night! !

Single Push Ootengu: Open Screen Surprise!Little brother, come and watch your wife (cross out) your neighbor's live broadcast!

Xia Yanzhou is secretly happy in his heart, that's right, she is my wife, she is really discerning, and I announce that you will be the next fan.

Unknown Xiaoxia: Just opened it, what's wrong?

Single Push Big Tengu: [Covering face] To tell you the truth, little brother, I want to see you interact with Little Tomato on the barrage.

New year and new atmosphere: I am more greedy, I want to see my little brother show his face qwq

What to eat today: ... Who wouldn't want to!

Xia Yanzhou said yes, who doesn't want to, I also want to, not only want to show my face, I also want to make it public, it's better to have a French kiss in front of the camera or something... Cough, I'm thinking too much.

He chatted with the little girls a little bit, the chat was a little hot, the atmosphere made it so, he really sent a missile to Yan Min who was live broadcasting, after thinking about it, he changed the number from 100 to 10.

@不名小夏 sent 10 missiles to the host: Good evening.

The barrage that was scrolling slowly and frequently at first suddenly became faster, and the audience who were about to fall asleep after watching the live broadcast woke up instantly!

Husband fan, boyfriend fan audience: This is not that who!The legendary rival in love? !What is he doing here! !

Mother fan audience: It's him, it's him! !Our little tomato's rumored boyfriend! ! !

CP fan audience: The weather has cleared and the rain has stopped, and my CP has finally released sugar! ! ! !

The little anchor who was concentrating on interpreting the plot on the screen was stunned for a moment, and suddenly blushed when he saw the missile on the screen, and he stumblingly responded: "Good evening, good evening."

@不知名小夏 sent 10 missiles to the anchor: Do you want to eat late at night?

The little anchor didn't know what he thought of, he was so nervous that the operation was deformed, the protagonist in the game wandered around in place for two times and got stuck in a dark corner, but he didn't seem to notice it, and whispered: "... let's eat .”

@不知名小夏 sent 10 missiles to the host: Then wait for me.

-? ? ? ?Tease my wife in person? ? ? ?

- Damn, what do you want to do? ?

-Stop it bro, that's my wife! ! !

-I'm so sour, why can this brother eat supper close to my wife?

- sour me, sour me, sour me, sour me, sour me, sour me, sour me

- You are in a hurry, you are in a hurry, you are in a hurry, you are in a hurry, you are in a hurry

-tmd I am also in a hurry

-Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. ?

Xia Yanzhou didn't speak any more.

After finally comforting the audience, Yan Min heaved a sigh of relief, not knowing what Xia Yanzhou was waiting for by asking him to wait for a while.

On his side, he continued the live broadcast absent-mindedly, always thinking that Xia Yanzhou would continue to send missiles and say something strange in the next second...

He didn't even notice that the door in the living room was quietly opened.

By the time he realized it, his boyfriend had already walked up behind him, leaning against the door frame of the study and asking him, "Honey, go out for supper?"

He looked down stiffly at the small window of his camera, and the extra blank space behind him just reflected his boyfriend's perfect face.

Yan Min crashed.