The daily life of a Buddhist substitute [Rebirth]

"I love myself." Xia Yanzhou said with a normal expression.

Zhou Xi laughed so hard at this sentence that he rolled off the boss chair, and then sat on the carpet, lay on the boss chair and beat the table, hahahaha until he was about to die.

He is the same age as Xia Yanzhou, and has known each other for fourteen or fifteen years, not to mention the closest relationship, but he must be Seventh Fairy, heck, among the brothers, he is the one who can best capture Xia Er's emotional changes.

The more calm the second young master became, the weirder he became. Either he didn't care at all, or he was calm on the surface and angry inside.

Based on the gossip that Zhou Xi learned, according to how much Xia Yanzhou cared about Yan Min, it could only be the second type.

——The sea of ​​vinegar is surging.

Go crazy and even eat your own vinegar.

Zhou Xi laughed enough, got up from the carpet, patted his buttocks and thighs, took a deep breath to adjust his heart rate, and said teasingly: "Oh, then you play double-faced people like this all day, aren't you afraid of falling off?"

"Can you talk?" Xia Yanzhou glared at him and said angrily, "What is a double-faced person?"

Zhou Xi: "..."

"Let's start by saying whether you are afraid of falling off your horse." Zhou Xi asked.

off the horse.

His words hit Xia Yanzhou's pain.

I think he didn't think about these things when he used his Weibo account to tease the little anchor incognito, and he never thought that he would fall in love with Yan Min one day.

when was that

It was when he and Yan Min had just become more than neighbors but not friends.

I'm not even a friend, so why talk about liking?

Opening the vest and knocking on CP is purely a personal hobby, but later I realized that my thoughts on Yan Min were unexpected and reasonable.

But it's too late.

He even pretended in front of Yan Min and He Yu that he didn't know who he was and what ATM was.

It's cool to wear a vest for a while, and it's cool to wear a vest all the time. As long as you don't lose your horse, it's cool no matter what.

The more cool it is, the more Xia Yanzhou feels that he can't let Yan Min know that Brother A, who is full of black history, is himself.

So I can only intensify the difference between Brother A's words and deeds and his own. The bigger the difference, the more difficult it is to lose.

It's just an endless loop.

It's like when people tan in Taiwan, they will get darker. If they get darker, they absorb more heat, and they get darker. If they get darker, they absorb more heat.

It is full of fatal logic that makes people want to complain but don't know how to speak.

"Scared." Xia Yanzhou stared straight at Zhou Xi, narrowed his eyes slightly, and looked like he was breaking a can, with words written all over his face, "You'd better come up with an effective solution or dare to bring up this topic." You have to be prepared to be beaten."

Zhou Xi shuddered.

He recalled the fear of being dominated by Xia Yanzhou, an Omega who was more macho than Alpha in high school.

In high school, Xia Yanzhou still had a second-grade middle school illness, and he was too lazy to bb with others. He believed in fist teaching, but there were still many stinky Alphas who didn't have long eyes came to molested him, so he became Master Xia's sandbag.

——If there is anything to do, give it a beating beforehand, and if it doesn’t work, give it another beating until you are overwhelmed.

As for why Xia Yanzhou's beating incident has never been exposed...

Because he only beat up Alpha who came to take advantage of him and eat his tofu, the moment he did it, he was doomed to stand on the moral high ground.

What's more, being beaten down by an Omega is more embarrassing to those Alphas than losing an ordinary fight. No one will take the initiative to sue the teacher and the parents, and some even cry and beg Xia Yanzhou to keep it secret.

So in the three years of high school, Xia Yanzhou was never criticized by the teacher for fighting.

"If you have something to say..." Zhou Xi rubbed his short legs and kicked the seat, and after leaving Xia Yanzhou's attack range, he opened his mouth to make suggestions, "I think you can do this, that, and that, and then balabala..."

Xia Yanzhou had deep doubts in his eyes: "Really?" That's it?Can it work?Can he solve the problem of losing the horse?

Zhou Xi patted his chest: "It's guaranteed to be fine." Then he revealed a mouthful of shining teeth, "Absolutely once and for all!"

"..." Xia Yanzhou pondered for a moment, and decided to treat a dead horse as a living horse doctor. If he couldn't beat him, he would push the blame to Zhou Xi. Anyway, it was the trouble he provoked on his own initiative. It's really impossible... and he can pester Yan Min to make him forget about A brother thing.

Anyway, it's not impossible for him to do such a shameless thing,

Besides, begging for mercy to your sweetheart...doesn't seem like a shame?

The most important thing is that he dares to swear that Yan Min will follow suit.

Just look at how he treats that stinky boy, He Yu, and you'll know it. Every time He Yu hits a wall with his brother and comes back like a puppy, Yan Min treats him very well. , It was verbal comfort and a pat on the head and shoulder.

Humph.

Yan Min didn't even touch his head.

……

Humph.

He never touched Yan Min's head.

That night, Xia Yanzhou started to use the bad idea Zhou Xi taught him.

At the same time, Yanmin also started another live broadcast under the communication with Baile.

However, the main content of this live broadcast is chatting, answering fans' questions and thanking for their support. The total duration is controlled within 10 minutes.

Four 10 minutes was proposed by Planning Liu. The shrewd lady said that she should maintain a sense of mystery, and she couldn’t accept all the answers to the questions. She had to pick those that didn’t involve future arrangements or spoilers, and then slowly put a few hooks to imply that there were more Stay tuned for the next issue.

Only in this way can we maintain our popularity before the next episode comes out.

This time he chose to live broadcast on his mobile phone. He wore pajamas in the cleaned room to broadcast live. Not only did he relax, but the audience was also happy to watch.

He fixed his mobile phone on the coffee table and waved to the camera, "Good evening."

The audience who heard the news immediately filled the screen with barrage.

【First! ! ! !Wife look at me look at me! ! 】

[Woooooh, I love the pajamas of the good boy too! ! 】

[Little Tomato's mother doesn't allow you to wear pajamas!This pile of stinky Alphas like wolves and tigers is too scary! ! 】

[Shocked, goddamn mother fan...]

【Male mother, male mother is male mother again】

【Baby, I watched today's video five times! !That's great! ! 】

【I watched it ten times】

【I watched it twenty times】

【Thirty times】

【fifty times】

[? ? ? ?Why don't you go to heaven]

[It must not be the only video, right?From now on, I will depend on you for dinner, tomato boy! 】

"To be honest, I'm a little flattered." Yan Min smiled slightly at the camera, her fair-skinned, black-haired face was vivid and bright under the bright light, and her amber eyes were full of stars.

Just a smile can't help but make people lose their minds.

For a while, even the screen swiping speed of the barrage slowed down.

"First of all, thank you for your support and love for me." Yan Min said, his voice was soft when he was a teenager, and it became more pleasant after being differentiated into Omega. It is warm and clear but not easy to confuse gender. "This time the video The popularity is really beyond my imagination... In short, in order to live up to everyone's love for me, I will try my best to do better."

He didn't know that just a few minutes after the broadcast started, a blogger posted a screenshot of his smile on Weibo. After Yan Min thanked him, he began to concentrate on picking out questions and answering them.

[I want to see how my wife's kitchen and dining room are arranged!Want to buy the same style!Rounding up is living with his wife! 】

【Do you feel tired from cooking every day?I often hear my mother say that she is full after making breakfast and smelling the smell of oily smoke. The little tomato is so thin, so it’s not like she just cooks and doesn’t eat, right? 】

[I also like to watch cooking videos, and I often mark simple tutorials on the Internet. I even bought a few large boxes of tools and various kitchen condiments... But I never used it once, and I was disgusted by my parents... What should I do? How about overcoming hands-on phobia? 】

[Ah... Cooking is really painful and joyful for me who only likes to cook but not to wash dishes. 】

[+1, I also hate washing dishes. Every time I am excited to prepare for cooking, but I shrink back when I think about the aftermath...Washing dishes, washing pots, and sinks is really horrible! ! 】

"Um... the kitchen?" Yan Min blinked, took the phone off the bracket and held it in his hand, and switched the front camera, stood up and walked to the restaurant, and introduced as he walked: "It's not very arranged, right? It’s just the common tableware bought in the supermarket, how convenient they are, and the bottles and jars like seasoning are placed on the cooking table in the usual order, you should have seen it in the video.”

He slowly wandered around the restaurant twice, then turned on the light in the kitchen and walked in. People who often watch his live broadcast must be familiar with this place, so Yan Min skipped most of the introduction.

"Cooking is a very enjoyable thing for me. It is not only the cooking process, but also the joy of looking at the finished product after placing the plate. It is rare for me to not want to eat after cooking." He laughed After a while, he said shyly: "As for the figure...it's probably because of your physique, you can't get fat if you eat."

A group of [envious] and [excessive! 】

"Do you like to buy ingredients but don't want to do it?" Yan Min touched his chin, thought for a while, and said, "Is it possible that I haven't met that one yet... I really want him to eat the food you made by yourself If you are still young, why not cook a meal for your parents, they will be very happy."

The little anchor’s answer like a life mentor made many people suddenly enlightened. They all said that they would start cooking a meal for themselves or their family members tomorrow, and strongly asked Yan Min to teach them a few simple home-cooked dishes—also known as reminders. Even.

Four or 10 minutes flew by, and the end soon came to an end. Yan Min looked at the time and planned to end the live broadcast. Before the conclusion was finished, he saw Brother A's missile jumping out.

Here I have to mention the gap between the PC side and the app of Guazhan live broadcast.

The Guazhan live broadcast room on the computer webpage focuses on the screen content, and it is possible to turn off all the barrage including the package missile.

But the app is still in the upgrade stage, and currently it can only turn off the barrage and special effects of gifts.

Big gold items like missiles... cannot be blocked, and the special effects are outrageous. Even after the cumulative number of missiles sent reaches a certain value, it can be upgraded to a super missile. You can customize the special effect frame and the AI ​​voice for reading aloud, and even Audio can be inserted.

But the live broadcast rooms that can send out super missiles are all first-line anchors.

An anchor like Tomato whose average live broadcast popularity is maintained below 5000 has never had a super missile.

[@我不是Omega sent 100 super missiles: [audio]]

On that day, all the people watching the live broadcast played an earthy love song repeatedly in their minds——

If you don't know where to go tomorrow

Just stay by my side and be my wife, okay?

If you're tired of the ups and downs outside

Just stay by my side and be my wife, okay?

be my wife

how is my wife

good or not

Good

Party Yan Min: ...

Onlookers: ………

Suddenly remembered Song Yuze & Jiang Xinji who were watching: ...

Yan Min was so frightened that she dropped her phone.

When he picked up the phone in a panic, he realized that he had turned off the live broadcast when he was shocked.

He sat down on the sofa, stared blankly at the front, and murmured: "It's terrible..."

Yan Min, who had never seen the world, hugged his tomato pillow and shivered.

This Brother A, why is he becoming more and more like a pervert! !

woo woo woo woo.

Help, someone is being sexually harassed.

"How is it?" Zhou Xi asked gossip. He was at home with his parents and couldn't watch the live broadcast when meeting guests, so he could only stealthily took out his mobile phone and asked Xia Yanzhou. "ATMbe?"

Xia Yanzhou looked at his handsome face reflected on the dark screen, touched his chin, "It should be... BE?"