The daily life of a Buddhist substitute [Rebirth]

Yan Min sneezed.

The little anchor covered his mouth and nose, turned his head away to look at the camera after wiping it clean with a wet tissue, with a slightly embarrassed expression, "... sorry."

Fortunately, the desserts he was going to try today have not been served yet, otherwise it would be bad if a sneeze affected the appetite of the audience.

It is now three o'clock in the afternoon on Saturday, and the customer flow in the store has stabilized after a wave of growth. The first floor is almost full, and there are very few vacant seats on the second floor. Only the balcony is not favored because it is too hot.

After Xia Yanzhou and his two friends left, Yan Min and Yan Xun went to the western restaurant next door to have lunch. brought him his mobile phone.

After lunch, Yan Min took a nap in the newspaper room, and in a blink of an eye it was the time of the live broadcast that he had agreed with fans on Weibo.

The popularity after the broadcast was even more exaggerated than he had imagined. Before he adjusted the camera, seven or eight missiles about "lion dance" appeared in the center of the screen, and the bullet screen was frantically swiped around this topic.

【Wife, I want to interview you about how you were feeling at that time】

【咚咚咚咚咚咚咚咚咚咚咚咚咚咚咚咚咚咚咚咚咚咚咚咚咚咚咚咚】

【atm is really true!La Lang, who originally thought he was eating, did not expect to hit the official tweet, woo woo woo, I am so happy! ! 】

[Please keep this frequency after sales, thank you]

【Where did you get the lion dance? I want to make one too】

[Come here because of the name, do you want to call ATMszd first? 】

【Brother A, gift-giving genius】

[I said lion dance and you said hang! 】

【Lion dance! 】

[Hang! 】

【Lion dance! 】

[Hang! 】

[Is the lion dance a surprise? Brother A's sudden attack? 】

Yan Min had no choice but to pretend that he couldn't see at all, so he had to explain in embarrassment: "I didn't know in advance, they arrived at the door of the store not long after it opened..."

Others expressed a different opinion:

[The host recommended a dessert shop, right?Looking at the decoration, it is quite ins-style. If you arrange a lion dance without prior notice, it would be too out of place, right? 】

【And tomato is just a friend of the shop owner, not the shop owner himself. I went to the shop as a customer, but the presents are so overwhelming. Is it really good? Brother A isn't making trouble? 】

Someone made a counterargument, and naturally someone responded to the counterargument. Then came across those two bad-toned people. Two minutes after Yan Min went out to get the menu, there was a heated debate in the live broadcast room because of "whether the lion dance is too much of a guest?" Gradually rose to the point of attacking and insulting each other in life.

[To mess with you/mother, didn’t you see the six blessing scrolls with yellow background and red letters in the lion’s mouth? ?Cai Yuan Guang Jin Gong Xi Fa Cai was eaten by you? 】

[Crazy, did I curse someone?Can't we discuss it rationally?Is it true that it is not true?Can't tell? 】

[Rational discussion of these four words is never rational, hope everyone knows]

[Who is insane after all? Everyone discusses happy things with the little anchor, and they talk about conspiracy theories when they come up?Do you know what ky is? 】

[Spend some money to build a lion dance skill to gain popularity and sell cp to bundle other small anchors, and then take the opportunity to sell a wave of hot searches on the marketing account. Who wouldn't do such a good thing? 】

[The cnm conspiracy theory is out for me, brother A still needs to be popular?Come to cremate your body for you? 】

【Dirty mouth, disgusting】

[That's also stronger than your yin and yang, Zone D]

[Did I say something wrong?It was weird, right? 】

[?Where is it strange? 】

[This anchor has only been on the air for less than two months. Even if it's a hot search every day, what kind of CP is it playing all day long? Now even real friends use it?People want to start a business and invite him to go, what about him?Joining forces with outsiders to do this, if I were his friend, I would immediately break up with everyone. 】

【Hee hee, you're not, so you don't deserve to have such a gentle and beautiful friend as Little Tomato in this life, so fuck off:)】

【@A哥】

【@室管，Hurry up and work, what are you doing in a daze】

@我不是Omega presents 100 missiles to tomato: his number is gone.

【…】

【66666666】

【group photo】

【Group photo x2】

【Come here, this man is here! 】

[Wife-protecting madman, fierce man Brother A, it's you! ! 】

【@室管，Why are you so dazed at work?】

When Yan Min came back, he happened to see rows of group photo bullet screens. He spread out the menu on the dining table and asked, "What's wrong?"

The barrage immediately explained the cause and effect.

"..." Yan Min was silent for a while, then said in a low voice, "Thank you Brother A."

His feelings towards Brother A are quite complicated now, half thankful and half embarrassing.

And when I saw him, I had to think of that unheard of lion dance gift.

Fortunately, brother A didn't continue to send missiles, nor did he appear in the bullet screen, as if he disappeared after dealing with some troublesome blacks.

As for whether the other party is spying on the screen, Yan Min decides not to know if he can't see it.

The live broadcast was finally able to go on as usual.

He pressed his index finger on the menu under the camera, and moved slowly: "I ate too late for lunch today, and I'm not very hungry. In order to avoid waste, order less, and come back tomorrow for the rest. Which one do you want to eat most?"

The barrage orders are ordered in a hurry, and the coverage rate of the barrage with fewer words is also high.

Yan Min was dazzled, and it took him a long time to choose a few desserts that were suspected to be the most popular.

"Then eat these first today. Oh, don't be angry, after all, I have a limited amount of food alone. Of course, you can order whatever you want. If you can't finish it, it will be a waste."

He blinked, with a sly gleam in his eyes: "And I've got Boss Yan's permission to learn from their pastry master in the future... If I offend others because of wasting food, I can't show you at home."

Several strings of ellipsis appeared on the barrage, and the barrage turned offensive:

[Enough is enough, enough, three servings, three servings, thank you boss! 】

[The day of hoeing, at noon, the sweat drops to the soil]

【Who knows dishes on the menu, A Journey】

【My wife is right!Wife Sai Gao! 】

[You people are really worthless!How can it be so easy to give in? ! ... My good wife only eats three servings, I get angry if I eat too much! 】

[A really fragrant monster appeared in front of me]

[Can the thing about loving your wife be called really fragrant? 】

【Do you love small tomatoes?You just love the art of cooking! 】

【...Then you are right to say that. 】

【Actually me too】

【I also……】

【And I……】

【Hey, you love your wife's cooking, I love my wife, and my wife loves me】

[? ? ? @A brother]

[I'm sorry Brother A, I was wrong, I will never flirt again]

Yan Min couldn't help laughing, he twirled the pencil for ordering, and asked casually, "Do you like to watch me cook?"

【like!extremely like! ! 】

[Wuuuuu, I will only take a scoop from you for eating and broadcasting food up to three thousand! ! 】

[Senior, I used to watch food shows and only watch the documentaries on the tip of my tongue. I never watched food broadcasts and cooking tutorials!But I didn't miss any of the two live broadcasts of You Cooking! 】

[Then here comes the question, why is my wife so attractive]

【Because it's my wife】

【It's my wife】

【It's brother A's wife (cross out)】

【Because Little Tomato is very gentle. When watching him cook and listening to him talk, I feel like I am right beside him. 】

[The perfect answer appeared! 】

[A blood letter from one person asks for a small tomato to make a gourmet video~]

【Two Blood Books】

【…】

Food videos…?

Yan Min looked at the screen full of barrage, a little lost in thought.

He was still not at ease before the broadcast, and confirmed it to the audience. The barrage seemed to see his inner turmoil, and the voice of affirmation was several times stronger than before. shape.

He was really moved.

The original intention of starting the live broadcast is to prevent myself from becoming a pure charterer who eats and sleeps, and finds something for myself to do.

In addition, on a whim, I set my sights on the horror games that I often played with my roommates in college.

In fact, he is not a game geek himself.

He is more interested in cooking than games.

If you really want to link live broadcasting and cooking...it doesn't seem so difficult to accept.

After turning off the live broadcast, Yan Min let out a long sigh of relief.

Today's live broadcast took half an hour longer than he expected, his mouth never stopped, and his throat was a bit dry and hoarse.

Yan Min glanced at the empty teacup, took his own things and planned to go downstairs to pay the bill, and met Yan Xun who was going upstairs in the stairwell.

"The live broadcast is over?"

"Well," Yan Min shook the brand new mobile phone case, and joked: "After eating your dessert, I still have to take your mobile phone away."

Yan Xun raised his eyebrows, noncommittal, "Listen to them, you plan to change your career to become a food blogger?"

What they were referring to was the group of shop assistants downstairs who got into a ball with Yan Min in just half a day.

Yan Min rubbed his chin, expressing his hesitation: "I haven't thought about it yet."

Making videos is much more difficult than simply live-streaming games. Not only do you need good material, but you also have high requirements for shooting and post-production, which is more than a little troublesome.

He expressed his hesitation, Yan Xun paused, shook his head and said, "Don't worry about these things, as long as you are popular enough, a team will come to you."

Yan Min's eyes lit up, and he said in surprise, "Really?!"

After speaking, he felt that he was overreacting, blushed and coughed, thanked him and left in a hurry.

Yan Xun looked at his leaving back, and after a while, looked away.

When Yan Min was happy to see the dawn of his career, Xia Yanzhou was losing his temper with some A4 papers.

After sending Xiao Chen away, he and Song Yuze went directly to his little uncle's house.

After the death of his mother, the in-laws of the scholarly family gradually had little contact with the Xia family who had been in business for generations, and only his younger uncle, who was not much different in age, was still familiar with Xia Yanzhou.

The little uncle and his biological father were surnamed Wang. Xia Yanzhou called him Lao Wang since he was a child, and they all called him Lao Wang after calling him Shen Yun. After more than ten years, Shen Yun complained: "Sometimes I even forget the old man. What is the king's full name?"

Old Wang is a private detective, and he doesn't know where he got his connections or contacts, but he will definitely give a satisfactory answer to any matter entrusted to him within two days at the latest.

The three of them sat around on the tatami mats. Old Wang put down his glasses and tapped the table lightly: "According to the program, the answer should not be available until tomorrow at the earliest, but...the person in the photo happens to be someone I know."

Lao Wang took out a roster titled "Provisional Can Be Called Competitors" from the cabinet, and flipped through two pages, "Coming together."

"He is very active in doing things, and basically there are no repeat customers," Old Wang clicked in disgust, "It's almost a biography that everyone knows, and I can copy his information by simply moving my fingers." I’m already working on something, I’ll give it to you tonight, the general content is on paper, you can take a look first.”

The two A4 papers listed the actions of that colleague, and the Beishan Orphanage was circled as the focus.

"Although I don't know why," Lao Wang said, "but he is indeed looking into the life experience of my niece and daughter-in-law. At present, he should only find out the registration date of the orphanage, and who are the specific parents... Tianwang Village suffered heavy casualties back then, so we still have Not sure. Do you want me to continue to help you look down?"

"Check. Wait, I'll go back and ask him to make a decision." Xia Yanzhou threw away two pieces of paper irritably, and the reflex arc suddenly started to work normally. He suddenly raised his head and looked at Old Wang: "What did you call him just now?" ?”

"Huh?" Old Wang was puzzled: "What?"

"Yan Min, what did you call him just now?"

"Oh." Old Wang understood: "Nephew...daughter-in-law?"

Xia Yanzhou's expression suddenly became very complicated.

Hesitant to speak.

In the entanglement, there is also a bit of refreshment of being poked in the center.

Lao Wang misunderstood his reaction, thinking that his nephew was worried that he could not accept the shocking OO love.

Lao Wang thought for a while, slapped his thigh, and promised firmly: "Don't worry, big nephew."

Xia Yanzhou: "?"

Lao Wang said: "I saw that you have such a bad temper, you are cold and not easy to mess with, and you are still thick and thick, and your big arms and thighs are almost 1.9 meters? Although you are not bad, but I guess it is not good. Few Alphas will take a fancy to you, just find an Omega and be O, let’s live, what else can you do?”

puff.

Song Yuze laughed out loud, "Dear uncle."

Xia Yanzhou's face almost crooked with anger.

He stretched out his right hand and pointed at Old Wang, blowing his beard and staring, trembling all over, but didn't say a word.

You're just a mess!

You are frigid!

You just made do with it!Your whole family has made do with it!

……

Oh, they seem like a family.

hehe:)