The daily life of a Buddhist substitute [Rebirth]

"puff……"

"Ha ha ha ha……"

"Although it's too funny, hahahahahahahahahahahaha my god!!!"

Some people in the crowd couldn't help laughing. The laughter seemed to be contagious, and it was spread from one to another. Even the customers in the store laughed until they trembled and lost their image.

Yan Min...

Yan Min lay on the table, buried her head in her arms, blushing.

Shame.

Public execution.

He has lived for 30 years, and today must be one of the most shameful days in his life.

Yan Min's head was hot, and he was thinking urgently in a daze:

go go go go go go go

no one recognizes him no one recognizes him no one recognizes him

Don't be tweeted, don't, definitely don't, please don't——

It's a pity that things backfired, and Murphy's Law is always useful.

When Yan Min heard someone sitting across from him, even a cold voice could be heard, holding back a smile: "That's right, I accept this great gift."

Yan Min covered his ears, his face flushed red, and he softly begged for mercy: "Please forgive me..."

Yan Xun gave a low laugh, tapped his fingers on the table, and reminded: "They're gone."

"I don't believe it." Yan Min covered her ears, extremely frustrated, "Unless you make a written proof."

Having said that, Yan Min still slowly raised his head from his arms, and slowly opened one eye to look at the door of the shop.

The bright red and yellow festive lions disappeared.

The team with gongs and drums is also gone.

"...Boss Yan," Yan Min covered his face, wanting to cry, "I really didn't expect...that there would be such a congratulatory gift."

Who would have thought of this?

I don't know what kind of mentality that Brother A has in order to arrange such an event...

Yanmin thought desperately, he would definitely have nightmares when he sleeps tonight.

Scared of lions.

Also afraid of atm.

At the fork in the road not far from Sweet, two young boys, one tall and one short, were talking in a low voice.

It was Xiao Chen who came to join in the fun and Song Yuze who went out to pick up Xiao Chen early in the morning, shouting for trouble.

The two of them made an appointment to come here with Xia Yanzhou, but before they left, Xia Ershao said something and asked them to go first.

So as soon as the two came out of the parking lot, they saw the scene of the lion dance confessing.

Xiao Chen had never seen this old tradition before. He was so happy that he leaned on Song Yuze's arm until his whole body trembled with laughter, and asked Song Yuze to make a short video and post it in the group.

"I've only heard from my grandparents, but this is the first time I've seen it with my own eyes."

Song Yuze also laughed, took a video and sent a wechat in a good manner, and finally slapped Xiao Chen on the head, "Haven't you laughed enough?"

"Hahaha." Xiao Chen stood up straight, rubbing his face, "I can laugh for a long time."

Especially the declaration of love at the end, the tone is the same as when they read the poems in the morning:

Iron Horse Glacier Comes to Dream!Let's dream -!enter!Dream!Come!

Too stupid.

He straightened his hood and asked curiously, "Where did you say Er Shao learned it? This style doesn't look like him."

"I probably saw it on the Internet." Song Yuze said, without stopping.

Xiao Chen thought for a while, and took out his mobile phone. He first sent a WeChat message to Xia Yanzhou asking when he would arrive, and then switched back to the group of seven.

Song Yuze: Video 0:31

Zhou Xi:? ? ? ? ?

Zhou Xi: What the hell is this! ! ! !

Zhou Xi: Damn, I'm so embarrassed that I'm about to have cancer! ! !

Zhou Xi: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ! ! !

Zhou Xi: Delete it quickly! !

Lin Xingyuan: ...

Jiang Xinji: ...

Shen Yun: ...

Shen Yun: Is Xia Yanzhou finally crazy?

Song Yuze: I don't know if he is crazy or not

Jiang Xinji: The little anchor is probably going crazy

Shen Yun: I started to love my little neighbor #灯珠

Shen Yun: This has to be a great gift at the shadow level in my heart

Zhou Xi: ...

Zhou Xi: The second young master wants to chase the little anchor with this earthy operation?

Lin Xingyuan: I suspect that he has never seen it himself, and has no idea what the effect of the lion dance scene is.

……

In the Beihai Bay No. [-] parking lot, the owner of the silver-gray supercar was lying on the steering wheel, extremely ashamed and indignant.

He threw the phone onto the co-pilot's seat, the screen was still on, and the interface stayed on a Weibo with a video.

@蓝好甜: I rushed to the scene quickly, and then I saw a scene that I will never forget...you taste it, slowly taste it, and I will take it slowly...Lion dance video 3:05

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The moment I saw this video.

Xia Yanzhou knew he had been fooled.

Backfired probably cannot describe his mood at the moment.

That feeling is like finishing a paper and getting full marks for the answer.

As a result, when the results came out, I realized that because I made a mistake on the answer sheet, the full score directly became 0.

Lion dance in his imagination:

Majestic and arrogant.

It has both traditional elegant connotation and modern chic romance.

Actual Lion Dance:

Big red and big yellow, beating gongs and drums.

Festive and earthy.

A witticism yelled like the declaration of the hot-blooded man before the fight.

When he called to order the service, the other party assured him: "Absolutely big scene!"

be cheated.

be cheated.

Shaking, Xia Yanzhou fished back his phone, looked at the Weibo that was retweeted dozens of times per second, and took a deep breath before trying to calm down.

Fortunately, Yan Min didn't know that he was Brother A.

What a fortune in misfortune.

As long as he doesn't tell or admit it, Yan Min will never know that today's place was created by himself.

As for Brother A...

For online dating or something, just be shameless.

Being cheeky isn't as important as chasing after a young daughter-in-law.

It took Xia Yanzhou 10 minutes to build a bridge of psychological self-deception for himself, and he opened the car door and walked out after confirming that he could keep calm.

"Second Young Master said he will be there soon." Xiao Chen leaned back and leaned against the street lamp.

The chat in the group was so exciting that Zhou Xi moved the content on Weibo to the group again. He couldn't get in the conversation, so he simply gave up typing, watched them chat, and sent emoticons from time to time.

Song Yuze responded, put away his phone, turned around and looked in the direction of the parking lot, but his gaze suddenly stopped in front of the coffee shop not far away.

"What's the matter?" Xiao Chen looked over puzzled, a man and a woman were walking into the coffee shop, they seemed to be older, in their 40s. "Hmm...it looks familiar."

"He Yang's mother." Song Yuze frowned, turned on the camera and took two candid photos, "Don't tell Yan Zhou, we'll talk about it tonight."

"Oh." Xiao Chen was stunned for a moment, not very happy: "The He family lives in Dongcheng, why did Auntie come to Beihai...won't you want to trouble Little Tomato again?"

"Soldiers are coming to block you," Song Yuze rubbed his head: "Don't worry so much, little brat, the second young master will stand in the way of the sky falling."

Xiao Chen puffed up his cheeks and glared at him.

Five minutes later, Xia Yanzhou arrived late.

Song Yuze taunted Xia Yanzhou's lion dance behavior with a pair of dead fish eyes, and was punched by the angry man.

"Shut up." Xia Yanzhou roared: "Forget about this matter from your mind!"

"Deceive yourself and others," Song Yuze said.

Xia Yanzhou withdrew his fist and sneered, "It's fine if Yan Min doesn't know."

The lion dance was delayed for a while, and before I knew it, it was past ten o'clock.

Xia Yanzhou glanced at the time, "Let's go."

The three of them entered Sweet, and immediately saw the little anchor sitting by the floor-to-ceiling window.

Xiao Chen's eyes lit up, he gently tugged at Xia Yanzhou's arm, and said in a low voice, "Is he just Little Tomato? He's even prettier than in the studio!"

Xia Yanzhou felt inexplicably refreshed when he heard it, waved his big hand, and said to Xiao Chen: "You can order whatever you want, brother please."

As soon as he finished speaking, he abandoned the two brothers and walked straight towards Yan Min.

Xiao Chen blinked and asked Song Yuze, "He's in a great mood too."

Song Yuze withdrew his gaze from his ungrateful brother, and said "Tsk", "It's all about love."

...

Yan Min calmed down.

He ate half of the banji—the remaining half was frightened by the lion dance and fell into a cream pancake, and drank half a bowl of poplar nectar.

His mouth was so sweet, he went backstage to make another cup of tea, and when the cup bottomed out, he was finally able to breathe normally again.

What lion dance, what atm, I don’t remember, I don’t know, the world is still so beautiful!

As long as I'm not on Weibo, I can't see those hahaha forwarded comments.

Thinking like this, Yan Min was able to deceive himself and others to a certain extent to reach the same tune with Xia Yanzhou.

He was flipping through the menu handed to him by the waiter, ticking off the desserts worth trying with a pencil, and after setting a portion enough for two days of live broadcast, he suddenly heard a familiar voice sounding from the opposite side.

Xia Yanzhou sat down on the seat opposite him, raised his eyebrows and said, "I remember you don't like sweets very much."

"Yeah." Yan Min raised his head and said with a smile, "You like it."

Xia Yanzhou's heart skipped a beat, and he almost subconsciously said, "How do you know?"

Yan Min was taken aback.

Most of the candlelight dinners that made him spit into the hospital were desserts.

He knew that Xia Yanzhou didn't eat spicy food, but loved sweets, his clothes were in cool colors, his hair never grew past his earlobes, he was afraid of the cold, and he didn't like to go out in winter.

There are many others.

His understanding of Xia Yanzhou was based on He Yang's longing for Bai Yueguang in his heart day after day.

He Yang "told" him.

"...Guess." Yan Min closed the menu, covering up the boredom without leaving any traces.

For some reason, he didn't want to mention He Yang in front of Xia Yanzhou.

The opening boom is still going on, and there are more and more customers in the store, and the originally quiet corner has become lively because of the conversations of other customers.

The two looked at each other quietly for a while, and Xia Yanzhou said, "It's worth rewarding for such an accurate guess."

"Then may I ask what the reward is?"

Xia Yanzhou put his hands on his chin, and leaned his upper body forward to approach Yan Min. For a moment, he felt that he could smell that faint sweetness again.

Belonging to Yanmin, the taste of Omega pheromone.

Xia Yanzhou's eyes darkened, and he said slowly, "That depends on what you want."

He still remembered his own judgment, Yan Min liked him.

If...he means if, if Yanmin answered something like "I want you to be my boyfriend", "I want you to like me" and so on...

cough cough.

He is still willing to agree.

Yan Min pushed the dinner plate a little farther, imitated his movement and propped his chin, tilted his head slightly as if he was thinking, and the end sound involuntarily dragged out, and even the line of his voice became softer: "I want... "

"Ok?"

"Boss Yan!" The excited female voice interrupted the two of them, and the ambiguous atmosphere in the solitary space disappeared instantly. Xia Yanzhou moved his lips and endured it. born.

Yan Min asked suspiciously, "What's the matter?"

The waiter was still holding the tray. She took out her mobile phone from her pocket, poked it twice on the screen, and then showed the content of the screen to the two of them, shouting excitedly: "You are on the hot search! Now they are all in Discuss the lion dance confession just now!"

"..."

Click.

Xia Yanzhou heard the sound of his expression cracking.

It was the first time for the waiter to come into close contact with the hot search party, and he was very excited, "The confession declaration is so exciting! Boss Yan, are you very moved?"

Yan Min: "..." No, he didn't, he just wanted to forget about it.

"Boss Yan?"

"...To be honest," Yan Min sighed resignedly, "I find it hard to describe."

Because the mobile phone is connected to the wireless network, the video plays automatically. Although the sound is low, you can still hear a few heart-piercing "Atm is real."

"Brother A is really a good man." The waiter reluctantly withdrew his hand, and commented: "Although the way of doing things is a bit rustic and vulgar, he still has the temperament of a domineering big brother. Oh yes, he still has eight Block your abs!"

"You are right, he is indeed a man with eight-pack abs." Yan Min agreed numbly, then turned to look at Xia Yanzhou: "Yan Zhou, what do you think?"

"..."

Xia Yanzhou kept his facial expression calm, and the hand hidden under the table barely pinched out the bruise on his thigh.

Public execution, but that's all.

The author has something to say: to the group chat after a long time:

Tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick

Zhou Xi: I laughed out loud

Zhou Xi: "Photos"

Zhou Xi: Melon Station recently added a new gift

Zhou Xi: The name is Lion Dance

Zhou Xi: Just now, my sister-in-law was broadcasting live, and was screened by a lion dance for half an hour

Zhou Xi: Second Young Master's face turned green hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Song Yuze: Self-inflicted

Jiang Xinji: I can't live

Xiao Chen: Black History hhh

Shen Yun: I declare that when they get married

Shen Yun: I want to send a team of lion dancers

Lin Xingyuan: I declare that what you announced is valid

Lin Xingyuan: I will sponsor another pair

Zhou Xi: Then I will also sponsor a couple!

Song Yuze: You are so boring, I will join the team too

Jiang Xinji: Beware of his revenge, I will also join the team

Xiao Chen: qwq, I also want to...

Not long after... the wedding of the famous food blogger Tomato and the second young master Huanxia was broadcast live nationwide.

The wedding took a trip to a famous tourist island in China.

On that day, after the couple entered the venue——

Six teams—a total of 36 bright red and bright yellow lion dance phalanxes came in from all directions.

The gongs and drums are loud, and the firecrackers are all fired.

Destined to be a wedding recorded in history.

It is said that after this day, the second young master Huanxia will blow his hair when he hears the word "lion".

Only his kissing Omega can soothe the mood.