The daily life of a Buddhist substitute [Rebirth]

Weibo said that Mercury retrograde has begun.

Yan Min looked sleepily at the unlucky No. [-] Scorpio, yawned, and fell into deep thought.

The idea of ​​Mercury retrograde has become popular in recent years. It is very metaphysical. Those who believe in it are extremely devout, and those who don't believe it just laugh it off.

Mercury retrograde is as short as ten days or as long as several months, two or three times a year, and the affected constellations are different each time.

Yan Min didn't believe it before, but then... probably the fifth year of living together with He Yang?Or in the sixth year, they began to quarrel frequently, reconcile, quarrel again, and reconcile again, never tired of it.

During that time, both of them were restless, and Yan Min took Zhong Wei out for a trip to relax. For some reason, they became concerned about luck, and even began to believe in Mercury retrograde.

Now the reborn self is an existence that cannot be explained by science, and he has paid more attention to the theory of metaphysical destiny.

Netizens who were also Scorpios on Weibo started to wail, Yan Min poked into the homepage of the original post, thought about it, and searched for Scorpios.

The last Mercury retrograde was in April, which lasted for nearly 20 days, and there are still Scorpios on the first ladder.

"..."

When April was low, he had just broken up with He Yang, but following the direction of his previous life, that was the period when he made the biggest wrong decision in his life.

Yan Min turned over, sat up with the pillow propped up, and twirled two lucky koi fish.

It is better to believe in what is there than to believe in what is not.Who knows if the Scorpio top spot this time will really work?

He looked at the three Weibo posts that he forwarded consecutively on his Weibo homepage, and muttered in a low voice: "We must use metaphysics to defeat metaphysics..."

The Weibo account was suggested by He Yu to re-register. The name is simple and rude:

Melon stand tomato.

The number of followers is 1, and the number of fans is 1.

He hasn't connected Weibo with the live broadcast room yet, and he plans to wait until tonight's live broadcast starts.

Stretching, Yan Min scratched at the hair that was extra fluffy after washing and blow-drying, and yawned again.

It's only after six o'clock in the afternoon. After getting up in the morning, Xia Yanzhou told him that he didn't need to cook his meal today, so Yan Min got lazy and went to eat outside. He also bought some snacks and fruits to store at home. Not much, two or three days for one person is enough for him to survive the estrus period in July.

After he came back from dinner, he took a shower. He just wanted to take a nap, but he forgot to set the alarm clock. When he woke up, it was already past dinner time.

Yan Min shook her dizzy head and walked out of the bedroom.

There were several messages on WeChat, Yan Min opened the green app, and there was a red number on He Yu's small window.

He Yu: I lost my horse #笑笑

He Yu: As soon as possible, my mother asked me to go with them to give gifts and have dinner. If I think about it, I will go, and I will leave after eating.

He Yu: Guess what happened?

He Yu: I went to Xia’s house #笑笑#笑笑

He Yu: Brother Xiaoxia already knows my identity #笑笑#goodbye

16:43

He Yu: There is good news or better news, which one do you want to hear?

He Yu: The good news is that I split up inexplicably on the way back with my parents after eating, and it was a fierce one.

He Yu: The even better news is that I went to the hospital on the way and found out that I didn't enter the susceptible period directly after differentiation.

He Yu: So I decided to come to you to share the joy #笑笑

17:59

He Yu: Immediately.

Yan Min glanced at the time, almost half an hour had passed since He Yu's last message, so he probably came while he was asleep, right?He didn't seem to have heard the knock on the door...

Instead, he heard someone yell something in a daze, but soon fell asleep again.

Is it really light rain?

Yan Min dialed He Yu's phone, but no one answered after singing the chorus of a Japanese song twice.

"..." Yan Min frowned, continued to make calls, put on her shoes and picked up the key to go out, when she opened the door, she felt something was wrong.

After a minor gland operation at the beginning of the year, his sensitivity to pheromones was actually a little slow, like those who often complained on the Internet that "in crowded places, he will be forced to feel uncomfortable by the pheromones of hooligan A". He has not experienced such a phenomenon for a long time.

But at this moment he clearly smelled the strange Alpha's breath.

It was a faint cold fragrance, like a clear mountain spring surrounded by clouds and mist.If it is made into a male fragrance, it will probably be very popular.

Yan Min was a little dazed, he held his breath, walked to the side and opened the ventilation window in the corridor, after all, it was summer, and it was only on the third floor, there was no wind at all that could take away the pheromones left in the corridor, instead it poured into the corridor. Here comes a heat wave.

"...Sorry, the number you dialed is temporarily unanswered, please try again later, sorry..." Yan Min hung up the phone.

There were also pheromones left in the elevator room, but it was far less rich than at his door—or Xia Yanzhou's door.

An extremely terrifying thought suddenly popped up in Yan Min's mind.

He swallowed, opened the recent call, found Xia Yanzhou's in a long list of courier calls, hesitated for a while, and pressed it.

Called three times, no answer.

Yan Min's eyelids twitched.

"Should...it's not what I thought, right?" He carefully put his ear on the anti-theft door of Xia Yanzhou's house, trying to hear something from inside through a thick layer of tools.

The only thing left in the corridor was the sound of his breathing and heartbeat. Yan Min concentrated his attention and vaguely heard the sound of the TV coming from the room.

someone.

But Xia Yanzhou didn't answer the phone.

Yan Min felt like a nightmare came true.

It is known that Xia Yanzhou is an Omega, maybe in estrus, at home.

The two conditions given are:

1. He Yu split into Alpha just today, and half an hour ago he said he was going to his house soon.

2. No one answered the phone calls of He Yu and Xia Yanzhou, and there were still a lot of strange Alpha pheromones in the corridor.

Ask: What is the probability of He Yu suddenly entering the susceptible period halfway through, knocking on the door of Xia Yanzhou's house in a daze, and breaking in?

"........."

Yan Min was taken aback by the answer in his heart, hurriedly stuffed the phone back into his pocket, and knocked on the anti-theft door in front of him: "Yan Zhou, is Yan Zhou at home? Yan Zhou?...Xiao Yu? Is anyone there?"

No one answered the phone, no one opened the door, and no one responded.

Yan Min frowned tightly, upset.

He Yu is a good boy, and he would never be able to do things that are difficult for others in normal times, but after all, he has just split up, and young people are prone to impulsiveness. What if one of them can't control... What should Xia Yanzhou do?

Can't wait any longer.

Yan Min looked solemn, he withdrew his hand, turned around and opened the door of his house, and ran to the balcony without saying a word.

301 and 302 are two neighbors, and the balconies are naturally facing each other, with a distance of about two meters between them.

Yan Min crawled on the balcony to look around, but when she leaned out her upper body, she could only faintly see the flickering light reflected on the wall by the TV in the living room next door.

Yan Min thought for a moment, then turned around and took a folding ladder out of the study, thought for a while, and took the Omega inhibitor in the drawer.

He opened the folding ladder by two sections, pressed the safety buckle, placed the ladder horizontally on the edge of the balcony with great difficulty, and moved towards the balcony of 301 bit by bit.

pat.

The folding ladder smoothly forms a bridge against the wall on the two balconies.

Yan Min stretched out her hand and pressed on the folding ladder for a while. After confirming the stability, she turned over carefully and climbed up to the balcony... and stepped on it lightly.

The first time he landed, Yan Min was so nervous that his heart was about to vomit, but fortunately, the quality of the folding ladder was extraordinary and it only sank a little, without even shaking.

The third floor is not very high, but if it really falls, the skin will peel off.

Yan Min was so nervous that he didn't dare to look down at all, he held on to the edge of the ventilation window and stepped forward little by little.

When she successfully stepped on the edge of Xia Yanzhou's balcony, Yan Min's calves were trembling.

He leaned on the wall and jumped to the ground. He breathed a sigh of relief the moment his feet were on the ground, and he rested for a while before standing up again.

Yan Min wiped the sweat off his forehead casually, pushed open the glass door of the balcony and walked in.

The moment he opened the door, he was tightly entangled by the rushing Alpha pheromone.

Yan Min's face turned pale, and he quickly took out the inhibitor from his pocket and gave himself an injection.

There was no one in the living room, the TV was chirping and singing a one-man show, Yan Min shouted and walked towards the bedroom.

The door of the master bedroom was ajar, Yan Min paused, he could confirm that the door was the source of the strange Alpha pheromone, the strong cold fragrance still changed from a clear spring to a waterfall, very aggressive.

Yan Min covered her mouth and nose, bravely pushed open the door: "Yan Zhou? You—"

Inside the house, a pair of hot and dangerous eyes met his gaze.

Yan Min was stunned.

The bedroom was not as beautiful as he had imagined.

The Omega neighbor, who was supposed to be in a weak estrus, wrapped himself up on the bed like a rice dumpling, and sat cross-legged in the middle of the double bed like an old monk in meditation.

Only him.

Xia Yanzhou was the only one in the study room, bathroom, guest bedroom and master bedroom.

The scope of influence of pheromones is gradually expanding.

That is to say, the Alpha who may be selected as the most popular pheromone of the year will either be invisible, or this is the person sitting on the bed.

And the TV hanging on the wall opposite him is...

Yan Min turned his head and took a look.

A well-known hot-blooded boy manga is playing.

The little boy put the tennis game on his shoulders and raised the corners of his mouth: "You are still far away."

Yan Min: "..."

"I..." Yan Min laughed dryly, the danger alarm in his mind suddenly sounded, he took two steps back, and bumped against the door.

Yan Min froze, he raised his head to look at Xia Yanzhou, the other party's eyes remained on him all the time, without saying a word, then slowly lifted the quilt and got out of bed.

Yan Min no longer had the time to think about why Xia Yanzhou emitted Alpha pheromone. He avoided Xia Yanzhou's sight and walked out of the bedroom, which made it hard to breathe, "You..."

He wanted to ask Xia Yanzhou if he needed any help, and also wanted to ask him what was going on, but Xia Yanzhou interrupted him.

"Come here." Xia Yanzhou's voice was dry and hoarse, and he took off the quilt wrapped around his body. He was only wearing a thin white shirt and shorts, the cuffs were rolled up to the elbows, the neckline was wide open, and the hem was messy, revealing his essence. Strong lines and abdominal muscles, and then down... Yan Min blushed and turned her back.

"Come here." Xia Yanzhou repeated in a low voice.

When he talks with Yan Min on weekdays, he always looks indifferent, and his voice is a bit cold. After getting along for a long time, he becomes full of various emotions, but the voice at this time is the same as what Yan Min heard all the time before. no the same.

sexy.

Two words suddenly appeared in Yan Min's mind.

He clicked his tongue secretly, thankful that he had taken the inhibitor in advance, and also thankful that Xia Yanzhou didn't seem to lose his mind now.

"What, what's the matter?" Yan Min slowed down, looked up at Xia Yanzhou, trying to show a caring smile from a rich friend, he took two steps to Xia Yanzhou's side, two small steps, the total was less than ten centimeters.

"Yan Min, come here." Xia Yanzhou leaned against the snow-white wall and dozed off, rubbed the center of his brows, seemed very tired, and stretched out a hand towards him.

"How……"

Xia Yanzhou opened his eyes and said hoarsely, "Let me take a bite."