The daily life of a Buddhist substitute [Rebirth]

Xia Yanzhou knocked on the door twice, and He Yucai came late. As soon as he opened the door a crack, he couldn't wait to turn his head and continue to shout at the owner of the house: "...Didn't I lie to you? So I said that you are really hot now, come here just now On the way, I swiped Weibo, brother A’s latest post is all about you in the comment section below.”

"What are you talking about……

A weak syllable was strangled in the cradle.

After He Yu opened the door, he trotted back to the living room. Xia Yanzhou stood outside the door, clearly hearing the person at the center of their topic, Brother A.

"..."

What kind of feeling does it feel to be discussed about one's Weibo screen name by real neighbors?

awkward.

Hot face.

He even wanted to take half a step back and close the door to see if there was something wrong with the way he opened it.

Xia Yanzhou stood outside the door and calmed down for half a minute before mustering up the courage to take this step as if nothing had happened. He put on the special slippers for guests in the entrance, and squeezed his chin to make his expression look normal.

Yan Min put down He Yu's phone, stood up and said hello: "Are you back? I'm going to cook now, and I can eat in about 10 minutes."

Xia Yanzhou nodded.

He Yu continued to say, "Hurry up." He hasn't gossiped enough yet.

Um?He Yu's gaze suddenly turned away from Yan Min's back as he entered the kitchen, and silently shifted to Xia Yanzhou, his eyes suddenly lit up with excitement.

Xia Yanzhou's heart skipped a beat.

The next second, He Yu leaned over to the sofa in front of him, held up his mobile phone to sell Amway, and asked gossipingly, "Brother Xia, do you know that Yan and my brother are popular?"

Xia Yanzhou pressed one hand on the back of the sofa, and asked doubtfully, "...Live broadcast?"

"Yeah, yum." He Yu immediately took his arm and sat down, repeating what he told Yan Min just now.

While talking, he asked: "Are you great? I've been following him for a long time!"

Xia Yanzhou: "..."

"Damn it." He Yu suddenly sweared, and stared at the phone screen with wide eyes. Xia Yanzhou was startled by his exaggerated expression, and subconsciously looked down.

On the screen is a screenshot of a screenshot of the live broadcast, with two lines of large characters written on it:

——10000 missiles from I am not Omega: Tomato is not your wife, hehe.

He Yu stared at the screenshot for a while to identify the authenticity, then looked up at Xia Yanzhou in disbelief, and murmured: "Xiao Xia brother, Yan, my brother, is he on the list?"

Xia Yanzhou: "..."

During the meal, He Yu also told Yan Min about it, and the two brothers discussed it together.

He Yu said what kind of luck did you have to get into the eyes of brother A, you must know that he usually doesn't even want those internet celebrities who come to his door.

Yan Min's head was full of black lines, and he put chopsticks and vegetables into the bowl for him, criticizing the education in a low voice: "Study hard and improve every day, and don't watch those messy gossip news."

He Yu poked the celery in the bowl dissatisfied, and retorted: "Brother A's gossip, can it be called gossip? By the way, besides the [-] missiles, did he give you any other hints?"

Yan Min didn't really want to talk about this topic, so she shook her head and ate sullenly.

He Yu baji baji finished chewing, took a sip of soup, put down the bowl and chopsticks, and asked Xia Yanzhou, who seemed to be of the same kind as him, "Little Brother Xia, you said that like Brother A, you can spend a leaf among thousands of flowers without touching your body." Big brother, is it possible to fall in love at first sight with a faceless little anchor? Could it be that he is a voice control?"

Xia Yanzhou almost didn't spit out a mouthful of soup.

He quickly turned his head to cough, wiped his chin with a tissue in a hurry, and then looked at He Yu dumbfounded: "Wan, Wan Hua?"

Still love at first sight?Voice control?

What a mess! ! !

He Yu looked familiar, "Hey, a powerful big brother like Brother A, how can there not be a few beautiful women around him?" Not to mention the flowers and plants around his brother. Yanyan never broke.

If Xia Yanzhou knew that he was comparing himself with He Yang, he would probably be so angry on the spot.

But he didn't know, nor was he in the mood to know what He Yu was thinking.

Xia Yanzhou rolled up the paper towels for wiping his mouth and threw them into the trash can, pretending to look at Yan Min casually, and said casually: "Brother A, he seems to treat you pretty well, and I don't know what kind of person he is. .”

Yan Min sighed helplessly, put down the bowl and chopsticks, and spread his hands: "I really don't know, probably...he's a nice and flirtatious person."

Xia Yanzhou choked up and swallowed this good person card with weird adjectives with difficulty.

He is so difficult.

Must not fall off the horse, must.

After dinner, Yanmin was ready to start the broadcast as usual, and He Yu was very interested in tonight's live broadcast because of Brother A's presence, so he wanted to stay and watch Brother A appear on the scene no matter what he said.

Xia Yanzhou felt that he could no longer listen to what He Yu had to say, so he found an excuse to go home.

After sending Xia Yanzhou away, Yan Min flexed his fingers and patted He Yu's forehead, and said helplessly, "Why are you so interested in that unknown Internet celebrity today?"

The smile on He Yu's face gradually faded, and the handsome eyebrows and eyes between a boy and a man were covered with a complex look, "...it's nothing."

He was just thinking that if another powerful person really liked Yan Min and was willing to be his backer and support him, then Yan Min would no longer have to worry about being bullied by Zhong Wei and his family.

In fact, ever since his elder brother brought Yan Min home, he had been full of affection for this stranger, but after seeing that he only had love in his eyes, he was willing to let go of all his shining points and be a canary beside his elder brother...

There are as many good feelings as there are disappointments.

That's why I gave up the idea of ​​becoming friends with him, and my words became more and more mean.

Now that Yan Min and his brother have broken up, and he has become calm, gentle and transparent, he is naturally willing to accept Yan Min as a friend.

But he couldn't say it anyway.

It is absolutely impossible to say it.snort!

"It's nothing." He repeated it again, and said, "I just want to get my idol's first bite of melon on the front line."

"...Okay." Yan Min sighed, rubbed He Yu's head, turned and went into the study: "But you may be disappointed, after all, he only appeared once in my live broadcast room, not even a normal barrage Sent a."

He Yu pursed his lips and followed behind him: "Then maybe I'll come tonight, and pay attention to the one-stop subscription to the missile dog tags."

"You also said that he is a big boss, how can he be so free, watching my live broadcast every day?"

Next door at 302, the idler Xia Ershao who was squatting in Yanmin's live broadcast room with a pad sneezed again.

He rubbed his nose and found that the live broadcast hadn't started yet, so he continued to browse Weibo, and the topic of #A哥小豆节# could be seen faintly on the top of the screen.

@蓝好甜: [Screenshot] [Screenshot] When I saw the missile in the live broadcast room that day, I was still wondering if it had the same name, but I thought I saw the stone hammer this morning.Sisters, is the domineering male god doting on his wife, crazy brother A x the gentle and natural little anchor Tomato's shares?

@味不觉:? ?What kind of magical Lalang, what did I miss when I woke up? !

@I'm Too Difficult: What's the name of this pair of CPs?A tomato? ATM machine?

@子抱燕: Hahahahahahaha what a fucking ATM machine

@一个说一：一个说一, I think the ATM machine is fake, and it’s not just once or twice that brother A pulls out his sword to help when he sees injustice. Last month, he helped an Omega who was sexually harassed and forwarded it for help. This time, he broke the black topic Maybe it's because they've gone too far...

@蓝好甜: I see that many sisters are on the verge of entering the pit, so why not make a voting record, if you send out sugar tonight, please don’t enter the pit carelessly [Faxin][Faxin]

Xia Yanzhou couldn't hold back, and clicked on the voting link below, hesitated for a while, and pressed the option in the "Wait and see follow-up" column.

Then he was surprised by the voting results.

【Wait and see follow-up】33%

[ATM is real! ! ! 】65%

[No Knock, 88] 2%

Of course he knows what it means to engage in cp, and he also knows what the three options in this vote represent.

Xia Yanzhou looked at the second option, as if struck by lightning.

Why, so many people think that he and Yan Min are real?

The author has something to say: the netizen exchange area - still that post.

I have a friend who gave a reward to a small anchor, and later helped the small anchor tear up a few black fans, but I don’t know what happened, and the CP of my friend and the anchor suddenly appeared on the Internet...

I'm dizzy.

My friend and that little anchor are clearly just friends, how can it be true?

Do you have any attention to make these cpf not engage in this pair of cp?

#359L fierce A landlord

Is the friend you mentioned really yourself?

#360L==