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Huayu tried to get away with it, but he twitched and said, "Host, why don't you leave a pair of underwear for me~"

The ending sound is protracted, almost ecstasy.

Meng Zhe "..."

Can you imagine Siri using biubiubiu Shockwave to you?Meng Zhe said that I was going to die.

He resisted the urge to vomit, and asked directly, "So you are not the so-called time travel novice guide at all, but you are a magic weapon left by the sword fairy?"

Huayu nodded like a pounding garlic, "Yes, yes."

Meng Zhe dropped another depth charge, and he asked directly, "Then what am I?"

Huayu "..."

He wiped off the cold sweat that didn't exist, "You are you, what can you be?"

Meng Zhe laughed, "If you are not a time-traveling guidance system, then it remains to be verified whether I am time-traveling. And I recalled carefully, I have very little connection with the 21st century in my mind, especially in terms of interpersonal relationships, there is almost no established relationship network , I’ve been here for so long, and I don’t feel missing my hometown or my relatives and friends.”

"More importantly, is it a bit fake for a person who has never been in contact with cultivation to be so familiar with Demon Lord's exercises?"

He turned his head, "Huayu, am I Song Zhixuan?"

Huayu "..."

He began to pretend to be dead, "Not within the scope of the system's query authority, not within the scope of the system's query."

Meng Zhe "..."

——You have a piece of jade to install your horse's system.

So he also sat down, refusing to cooperate, with the realization that if you don't talk, I'll just stay with you.

A moment later, Huayu was defeated.

"Well, you and Song Zhixuan are indeed... the same person, but Meng Zhe is not false either."

The story is a bit long. When the sword fairy fell into the sand in the sword mound, not only left countless treasures, but also left behind the only kung fu that made the sword repair soar.It is said that since ancient times, sword cultivators have killed too much and it is difficult to ascend, and this exercise has undoubtedly become the object of snatching by all sword cultivators.

According to the thinking of ordinary experts, this kind of treasure is of course reserved for direct disciples when selecting disciples, but Sword Immortal... this lonely old man has no disciples, he only has eight cats.

So Jianxian thought, come on, the shit shoveler I gave to my cat is also good, but Jianxian is really too cocky. It was uncomfortable to gnaw, and I thought it was too ugly, which blocked Dabao's eyes. In the end, both the human and the cat burped, and I didn't pick out the ugly Yinmao.

But the relic of the sword fairy cannot be lost. The sword fairy decided to hand it over to Xuanxue. Whoever has the best metaphysics can get the relic of the sword fairy and reach the pinnacle of life.

So Jianxian launched a worldwide stamp collection.

When Song Zhixuan pulled out Frost and Cold, it was equivalent to collecting the first philatelic. The relics of Song Zhixuan’s magic repair when he fell into the devil were also ruthlessly requisitioned by Jianxian. He turned his old lair into a Chinese philatelic branch. The cultivation base he acquired was the second post, and without Huayu knowing, he collected the third post.

So the pseudo-systematic jade and Ouhuang Song Zhixuan bound together to explore this wonderful world with metaphysics.

But after triggering the third level of stamp collection, Song Zhixuan seemed to have a problem that Huayu didn't understand, and he was suddenly incompatible with the program set by Jianxian.

"So." Huayu counseled, "I will use the formation of the sword fairy to throw you to the hometown of the sword fairy, the beautiful 21st century, let you cleanse and purify your soul..."

Meng Zhe "..."

He sighed, "Do you really know what the 21st century looks like?"

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Huayu: "...But Sword Immortal said that Ma Zhe and Maogai in his world are sharp tools to cleanse the mind."

It turned out that this senior was still a great and glorious fighter for communism, and Meng Zhe knelt down.

"Okay." He patted the ashes and sat up, "Let me see what kind of moth the sword fairy is doing here."

The Sword Immortal is indeed making moths, which makes Meng Zhe seriously doubt whether this person is obsessed with escape rooms and Super Mario. His bookcase does not directly put the bookcase, he tm built a maze for Meng Zhe, and the only way to get out is to solve the puzzles kind.

The bookcases in front of him were so densely packed that they were arranged like five elements and eight trigrams. Meng Zhe wondered if Jianxian had used the bookcases as Lego building blocks.

Meng Zhe "...Huayu made a way for him."

Huayu: "This is not within the scope of authority, host."

Meng Zhe turned around and left.

Huayu didn't dare to pretend to be dead, he howled ghostly, "There is really no way, host, this is also part of the assessment, whether you can go out represents your understanding of the Dao, I really have no way..."

Meng Zhe pressed his upper lip with two fingers, "Hush."

Ai Ai during the Huayu period, "Lost... host?"

Meng Zhe, "What's the sound?"

In the long tomb passage he just passed, there was the sound of extremely light footsteps, and then the fire was dimmed. Meng Zhe looked at the wall at the entrance and saw an elongated and deformed figure.

He thought for a while, then slipped sideways into the bookcase. Hearing the footsteps getting closer, Meng Zhe took two steps away, hid in the shadows, and looked out quietly.

It was an old man with white hair and long beard, also dressed in red and black, his appearance was actually three points similar to the phantom of the sword fairy.

I don't know what is the mystery of this bookcase. The old man stepped forward to look carefully, but turned a blind eye to the open door. Meng Zhe saw him knock on the empty air in front of him, making a dull sound of knocking on the stone wall, and finally walked around the tomb. After shaking for a while, he returned to the tomb passage the same way.

Meng Zhe let out a sigh of relief, but he had already stepped into the formation, and he couldn't get out, so he could only bite the bullet and start solving the puzzle.

——There is something wrong with this puzzle.

Meng Zhe took the rock handle and played Tetris for two hours.

Then he picked up another controller and started hitting the forest ice and fire man.

Huayu continued to look forward to Ai Ai, "The sword fairy said that a person with extraordinary comprehension must have extraordinary comprehension in all aspects, such as playing games..."

Meng Zhe interrupted him violently and started playing Super Mario.

After being trampled to death by a turtle for the 277th time, stabbed to death for the 399th time, and jumping off a cliff and being eaten by piranhas, Meng Zhe finally succeeded in rescuing the princess and cleared the level perfectly.At this moment, his first reaction was to stroke his hair and ask affectionately.

"Am I bald?"

——Mozun, the first beautiful man who went bald while playing games.

So after a long wait, Meng Zhe finally got the so-called sword fairy inheritance. He saw a beam of light shining on his palm, and then a piece of jade fell off with a snap.

Meng Zhe looked left and right, "What is this?"

Huayu weakly "...I"

Before Meng Zhe scolded him, he confessed to be lenient, "My main body, I am like a USB flash drive, and the files are put in it, but I am now encrypted, you need to get the password."

"What's the password?"

Huayu shrunk his neck, "I don't know. In short, you have to help the Sword Immortal to raise a cat. The Sword Immortal counts that there will be a descendant of his master who will continue to this day, and there will be disasters. Then, this piece of jade will meet the right cat. will shine."

Meng Zhe didn't take it seriously, he already had a cat, and if he wanted to add another cat, he had to ask Dafu first, so he could only say, "Yes, anyway, I still can't get it now, let's talk about it after going out first."

However, he never expected that when he just crawled out of the water in Yaowang Valley and saw his senior brother in white who was obviously looking for him on the lake, when the senior brother dragged him up with his arm, the jade beeped It started to bark, and it glowed while barking. It was not an ordinary light, it was the kind of red light that flickered when a police car huffed.

Meng Zhe shook his hand and almost threw the jade he had just scooped up into the lake.

He put the jade in his arms with a stiff face, the jade turned into a neon color through his clothes, and seemed to be yelling crazily, "Cat, the cat is here!"

Meng Zhe held it down, and apologized to Senior Brother Baiyi, "I'm sorry, there is something wrong with my jade."

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