The villain's non-scientific feeding plan

After finishing the big class in the morning, Meng Zhe glanced at the timetable with dead fish eyes, and resolutely went to Yaoxian's small hut to take elective courses with a gesture of generosity.

This small house was built on the mountainside of Yu Yifeng, surrounded by pines and mist, it was quite difficult to walk, after passing the platform where the medicinal herbs were planted, there was a cliff at the door.

And Mozun's Frost and Cold Sword started to convulse again, and for some reason, it was like a leakage of electricity. It shook after two steps, and the frequency was still extremely intense, making it like an enlarged Philips electric toothbrush. Meng Zhe had no choice but to take the cloth It's true, maybe it's because he can't touch the breath of the outside world, so Jian quieted down.

He walked for about half an hour, and finally reached Yaoxian's residence. The gate here was only hung with a bamboo curtain, which was very simple. When Meng Zhe entered, the senior brother in white happened to come out of the house.

He was still holding the small board, walked briskly, seemed in a good mood, and gestured to Meng Zhe with a charcoal pencil.

"The medicine fairy has traveled far away and has not returned, you should learn from me first."

After the last stroke, he tapped the board cheerfully with the tip of his pen, in high spirits no matter how he looked at it.

Meng Zhe was so clever that the alarm bells rang out immediately.

He knocked on Huayu, "The medicine fairy is really not here? Could it be that he wants to create an opportunity to be alone? And why is he so happy? Is it because I have thrown myself into a trap and will soon become his plate of snacks? "

Huayu "..."

He was really powerless to complain, "Brother, you are a devil, do you want to be such a chaste and fierce woman, even if he wants to gay you, if you really don't want to, he can't beat you, who is the sheep, who is the tiger, and who is the snack? Can he strengthen you or what?"

Meng Zhe touched his nose, "I'm just a little imaginary."

"Hey, you can't, what's so hypocritical..." Huayu was halfway disgusted, then suddenly paused strangely, and changed the topic, "Wait, brother, as the saying goes, homophobia means deep closet, and a straight man is never afraid Turning around, you always react so differently from ordinary people, is it because you are afraid of being tempted by the other party, you can't help but expose your nature..."

Meng Zhe interrupted violently, "Show me the ball, shut up."

Huayu "Don't be so irritable, if you keep doing this, no matter whether you are gay or not, no boy will like you."

Meng Zhe "..."

He took a deep breath and said gracefully, "Then I implore you to close your red lips."

I don't know if he was poked at the pain point. Meng Zhe was inexplicably guilty, and his mind was full of the unusual sexual dream in Yuhelou. He had been thinking about him for more than 20 years. Zemali/Ya created some beautiful memories together. Who would have thought that the world would be so impermanent, and fate would be so ill-fated, but a time-traveling effort would result in such a complete reversal of sexual orientation.

Meng Zhe's feet fluttered immediately, and he didn't look right at his senior brother. He nodded embarrassingly, and said, "Oh? Oh, okay."

He entered the inner room neatly, sat down on the futon, and was the first to ask, "Well, brother, what are we learning today?"

Chang Xiao hugged the board and wrote, "No hurry, I have some questions to ask you."

Meng Zhe was all over the place, "You said it wasn't an unspoken office rule, so here it comes."

Chang Xiao looked at him brightly through a curtain, and wrote, "May I ask, why did you choose this course?"

Meng Zhe "..."

——I said that in order to feed the demons with my body, I will implement the Buddhist dedication spirit of whoever goes to hell if I don’t go to hell, and prevent my juniors from falling into the pit of fraudulent marriage, do you believe it?

After a while, he resolutely chose to make up something random. "Well, I think pharmacy is very interesting, er, and very practical. It can exercise my logical thinking and win-win cooperation ability..."

——How horrible and without logical answers, it is very similar to the vast number of rookie students who made up on the spot during the IELTS oral test or HR interview.

Chang Xiao paused and wrote, "Are you a little nervous?"

Meng Zhe was more than nervous, he felt uncomfortable all over, he almost begged his grandpa to tell his grandma, he almost knelt down and shouted, "Brother, please accept this supernatural power!"

He regards death as home, "I heard that pharmacy is difficult, I don't know if I can learn it well."

Chang Xiao burst out laughing.

He hugged the board, his brows and eyes were curved, and he thought to himself, "I really like it."

Meng Zhe dead fish eyes: "What are you laughing at?"

Chang Xiao shook his head, "I didn't laugh."

Meng Zhe dead fish eyes.

——You are obviously laughing at me!You never stopped!

It's over, the majesty of the demon king is completely destroyed this time.

Although Chang Xiao didn't understand what Meng Zhe was nervous about, it didn't prevent him from putting a filter on Mozun from head to toe. How good it looked, so Meng Zhe used the lame reason of worrying that the course was too difficult. , Chang Xiao actually believed it, he patted his hand naturally like when Dafu was used to acting like a baby to the demon king, and wrote, "It's okay, I won't talk about those difficult theories today, I can take you to see the medicine garden first." .”

The moment the skin touched, Meng Zhe froze.

The feeling of skin-to-skin contact is gentle and delicate, which makes people recall for no reason the long kiss in the dream, and then think of the hug.Chang Xiao Xiuwei often drank medicine after being abolished, so the fragrance of the medicine on his body was mild and bitter. This little brother may have been dealing with medicine, so he also smelled of medicine, a faint kind, and now they are sitting opposite each other, Meng Zhe can detect it one two.

So he suddenly became serious and asked, "Learn this, can you continue your pulse?"

Chang Xiao paused when he stood up, and tilted his head, "Continuing the pulse?"

Meng Zhe gestured, "I have a friend who is a very powerful swordsman. Due to some reasons, I have lost my cultivation base. I have been very sorry, so if it can be cured..."

He was also afraid of revealing too much information, so his words were extremely vague, but since both of you are involved, Chang Xiao instantly understood, his eyes were sore, he blinked hastily, lowered his head trying to cover up, and wrote, "How do you know it's your fault?" ?”

Perhaps because he felt that it was strange to say what he said just after we met, Chang Xiao added in a pretentious way, "I think you are very good, it shouldn't be because of you."

Meng Zhe said in his heart, hey, I will take the blame from the Demon Lord, I am very good, Song Zhixuan is a pervert, can this be fake, if it is not the Demon Lord's request, Yipin Pavilion has the brains to waste the cultivation of its own first disciple?However, in the next second, he suddenly felt something was wrong.

"Fuck." Meng Zhe said in his heart, "First, the Taoist leader was injured, and then the royal family asked me when I would kill him. Maybe it's really not that simple. I thought it was just not being liked. Could it be that abolishing cultivation is true? Is it not what I asked for?"

He scratched his head and thought, "So where is the little Taoist leader now? He won't be homeless and wandering outside, right?"

"You won't be hunted down by some strange people, will you?"

Meng Zhe was furious, "The premise of letting him go is that he is better off outside than by my side. If he really wants to wander, he might as well be tied back. At least he won't have to worry about food and drink."

Seeing that his expression was different, Chang Xiao hurriedly held him down, and put the board across his chest suspiciously. Seeing that Meng Zhe didn't look at him, he had no choice but to push the board across and forcefully put it in front of Meng Zhe, "What's wrong?"

He was really anxious, the outlines were sticky and joined together, and the strokes were not so beautiful.

In front of outsiders, Meng Zhe couldn't say much, he could only suppress his doubts, "It's nothing, let's talk about medicine first."

Although Chang Xiao was still worried, but what Meng Zhe said, he didn't ask any more questions, took him outside the house, and pointed him to the herbs in the medicine garden.

"One-leaf hagi, the fruit is light brown and has a net pattern, an alpine plant, promotes blood circulation and relaxes tendons, invigorates the spleen and kidney."

Speaking of the kidneys, he couldn't help but glanced at Meng Zhe's lower abdomen.

Meng Zhe didn't feel anything wrong, Chang Xiao was obviously a little embarrassed, he put his cold hands on his face and covered his face for a while, and this time he continued to introduce him.

"Purple-backed geranium, born in the secluded walls of the hillside, blooms in summer, has the effects of clearing away heat and detoxification, moistening the lungs and relieving cough, dispelling blood stasis and reducing swelling, promoting body fluid and quenching thirst."

He dragged Meng Zhe to touch all the flowers and leaves in the medicine garden. In all honesty, the little brother explained everything from plant growth to medicinal properties, and the tip of the charcoal pen was a little short. However, Meng Zhe really didn't care about it, and even the learning patch plug-in that Mozun came with fell into a strike mode, Chang Xiao couldn't help it, pulled Meng Zhe to sit down on a green rock outside, and wrote worriedly, "What's the matter? ".

Meng Zhe was thinking about how to get him back in a legitimate way without intimidating the Taoist leader, but he still shook his head, thinking that "it's nothing."

Chang Xiao "..."

——But you don't look like you're okay.

If he was still in the form of a cat, he would jump over and kiss him. Meng Zhe would be fine soon, but now he can only sit on the sidelines and worry.

He was a little discouraged for a while, holding the board for a while, and tentatively wrote, "Then... shall I walk with you?"

Meng Zhe was also a little sorry. He originally came to study with his senior brother, but he failed to learn and wasted other people's time. If the graduate students were tormenting the senior senior brother like this, others would have left you in a cool place. He sighed immediately, "Don't bother." , I..., why don't we do this today."

Chang Xiao nodded, "I'll ferry you home?"

Meng Zhe also just planned to ask Daimei and others to investigate carefully, so he wanted to agree, but he jumped off the rock a little too much, and the cloth wrapped with the sword on his back suddenly fell apart.

The mutation rose sharply.

The two of them had no time to react, they only heard the sound of the sword, and Frost Han flew straight out of the scabbard, drawing an afterimage in the air, and sank straight into the vast lake below Yu Yifeng Mountain.

Meng Zhe stood up abruptly, and it was rare for him to burst into a "grass."

This sword has not been very obedient since it entered the Valley of the Medicine King, but at most it is cosplaying an electric toothbrush and sex/fun/use/products. As a result, the speed of the one just now almost caught up with Harry Potter's Nimbus 2000 .

Meng Zhe didn't dare to leave such an important sword lying around, if someone finds out that this thing is stirring up wind and rain in the central lake of Yaowang Valley, Meng Zhe, a half-assed demon with doubtful combat power, doesn't know what to do Woolen cloth.

So he didn't have time to think about it, recalled the newly learned turtle's breath, jumped down from the cliff, and submerged into the lake with a bang.

Chang Xiao couldn't help but exclaimed.

The moment the cold water surface was smashed open, Meng Zhe suddenly remembered what the mysterious old fortune-teller said when he first passed the trial in Yaowang Valley.

——Do not approach the lake until you are not strong enough to protect yourself.

Meng Zhe brushed countless alpacas, and thought, "Damn, I'm halfway up the mountain, no one told me that the demon's sword would commit suicide by jumping into the river when he has nothing to do!"

However, he didn't allow him to think about it. The water pressure in the deep lake was extremely high. Although the surface was calm, the tide underneath was still fierce. Almost instantly, he was engulfed by the undercurrent and fell to the ground.

——In the bottom of the lake, there is actually a strange-shaped cave without lake water.

Meng Zhe touched the stone wall and stood up. Unlike many wet places covered with moss, the walls of this cave at the bottom of the lake are extremely dry, without any water stains.

He tentatively called out, "Huayu?"

Huayu was very reliable this time, and instantly responded, "The host is not empty, artificial intelligence will serve you in real time."

With the system in place, Meng Zhe breathed a sigh of relief and stood up straight, "What's going on?"

Huayu said lightly, "Congratulations, your golden finger plug-in is ready."

Meng Zhe "???"

—— Your family gave Goldfinger let me jump into a lake first, and then do a vortex teleportation?

He tentatively asked in surprise, "Hasn't Goldfinger been given yet? I thought I had already."

Huayu "..."

"Could you please be more ambitious?"

Meng Zhe looked around, it was pitch black, only a little light came out from above, he couldn't help but wonder, "Where is this?"

Huayu has returned to his usual glamorous style of painting, with a simple and concise "Sword Tomb."

In that setting, all the tombs of spirit swords in the world are places where sword immortals bury their souls and hide their swords.

——This kind of setting, no matter how you look at it, it looks like the difficulty is also exploding.

Meng Zhe's body stiffened.

He sighed, "Didn't I just leave Daoxiang Village? I haven't finished the novice tutorial yet, so suddenly give me a copy of the most difficult boss in the whole map?"

Huayu was innocent and innocent, "But you are a big boss's full-level account."

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Wow, who smashed me today? How many starfish, come out and get kissed!By the way, please send a starfish to feed~

Speaking of homophobia, I’m quite experienced… I’ve been playing CP since I was in junior high school, and then Pingxie happened to be the hottest at that time, so I was excited to ask my good friend to sell Amway, she told me that it’s absolutely rotten I don’t eat and I’m super resistant to Danmei Lily, and then I didn’t mention it again. Later, I didn’t study together in high school, but after the college entrance examination, I made an appointment to play. She told me that I already had a girlfriend orz, and I asked her if she could make an appointment. Let me see She said no, because she was afraid that I would rob her girlfriend orz. (Single dog was critically attacked)