The villain's non-scientific feeding plan

Meng Zhe has the great ambition to "identify scumbags for his junior sisters", and people have been forcing him to say "this senior brother is absolutely perfect in white clothes, no one in the world looks better in white clothes than him", which made Meng Zhe develop a kind of "bump boy". I really haven't seen the market before", "I'd like to see if this person can look better in white clothes than the Taoist priest", so he rushed to the front aggressively.

Then he was cowardly.

——Although she couldn't see her face, she was really pretty just as good-looking.

The little brother at the bow was rowing the oar at this time, wearing a snow-white shirt, wearing a curtain to cover his face, his wide sleeves were tied up to his upper arm, revealing a slender forearm, he stopped when he saw Meng Zhe With the movements of his hands, he bowed slightly and made a standard salute.

This person's bowing posture and movements are not picky. Even if Meng Zhe filters 800 meters, he has to admit that this person is as natural and decent as Chang Xiao with fluttering sleeves.

Meng Zhe was inexplicably upset, and mysteriously had a strange feeling that his idol had been suppressed by a marketing account. He slapped a haha, forcibly suppressed the thought of criticizing, and saluted, "Senior brother."

Chang Xiao smiled, as if he wanted to speak, but finally swallowed it down, took a wooden board beside him, and wrote with charcoal, "Master... Junior brother, what's the matter?"

Calling Mozun Junior Brother is really a test, and it is too strange and shameful. God knows how much effort Chang Xiao used to not let this simple word be written crookedly.

Seeing him lifting a wooden board, Meng Zhe was a little startled, "You can't talk?" He asked, "Have a sore throat?"

Chang Xiao was afraid of being exposed, so he nodded hastily, guilty of not daring to look at him, and acquiesced.

——The last time he was in front of the devil, he had bad legs and feet, but this time he had a bad voice. Maybe in two days, the impression of him will completely turn into that of an unlucky Daoist who is sick all over.

Meng Zhe suddenly sounded the alarm.

For a group like monks, the proportion of such problems as sore throat is very low, especially here in the Valley of the Medicine King. This person is still the apprentice of the medicine fairy. There are so many panacea for monks. ?

Seeing the unpredictable expression of Mo Zun, Chang Xiao was uneasy for a moment, and couldn't help becoming nervous. He squeezed the charcoal pencil tightly, pretending to write calmly, "Is there any problem?"

Meng Zhe "..."

He poked Huayu quietly, pondering, "I think this brother is a high-ranking PUA?"

Huayu "???"

You analyzed this in half a day?

Meng Zhe randomly analyzed, "Look, this person cosplayed Senior Brother Gao Leng on the pine tree at first, highlighting his immortal demeanor and high cultivation level, just like pretending to be a successful person in PUA's circle of friends, arousing the girl's desire to explore and curiosity."

Huayu "..."

——You continue to say, let me see how ridiculous it can be.

Meng Zhe continued to analyze, "Now that the first step is completed, he comes to row the oars again. If it is not me on the boat, but the girl is going home, it is equal to creating an opportunity for close contact. The innocent and deceitful girl will strike up a conversation, and this will be realized. Target screening of pua."

——As he spoke, his logic became smoother.

Huayu began to listen carefully.

"Also." Meng Zhe talked eloquently, "I said he had a sore throat, and he nodded, which proved that it is not a difficult disease such as aphasia, so the sore throat, which can be cured, but is incurable, should be kept. What's the use? Isn't it just that Pua pretends to be pitiful, in order to stimulate the brilliance of motherhood, and use it as a weapon of moral kidnapping in the future, so as to trick girls into obeying him?"

Huayu concentrated her attention and agreed, "I think what you said makes sense."

Meng Zhe made the final decision, "It seems that my sixth sense is really accurate, this is a liar."

As the only mature person among Yu Yifeng's many junior sisters and juniors, he couldn't help feeling a strong sense of responsibility.

But Chang Xiao couldn't help showing a dazed and bewildered expression when facing the Mozun whose expression was unpredictable.

He held the wooden board in front of him and wrote "Junior Brother?"

When Meng Zhe used to go to school, he was honored as a friend of women by the girls in his class because he was good at listening, and he was a virgin in relationship counseling. Seeing a living scumbag for the first time, I can't help but gear up again.

He took the lead in making moves, and used roundabout tactics to test back and forth, "Senior brother should have a high status, why was he sent to do such a trivial thing as rowing?"

Chang Xiao was taken aback immediately.

It's really not his turn to do this matter, it's robbing other disciples of their work, listening to Meng Zhe's question, I don't know how much Mozun guessed, so he felt a bit embarrassed at the moment, and hurriedly lowered his eyes, "I... I'm just bored .”

Meng Zhe's face was unmoved, and he even said a few words in a leisurely way. He pretended to lean on the railing to look into the distance, and said gloomyly, "Ah! This sea of ​​clouds is churning like a tide, it's really very beautiful."

Chang Xiao couldn't see into the sea of ​​clouds, he squeezed the oar in his hand, and said, "Yes."

Meng Zhe immediately commented with Huayu, "Look, his eyes are dodging, his body movements are stiff, he doesn't answer directly, and there is almost no logical connection between words. There must be something wrong with this person."

Huayu was led by the nose by the Mozun, and was entangled in, thinking, "Well, it makes sense."

Meng Zhe was victorious, he was full of ambition, and was waiting to try again, when Huayu finally came out, and suddenly said, "Hey, wait a minute."

"No, the host, the eyes are dodging, the body movements are stiff, and there is no direct answer. There is almost no logical connection between the words. This is not Pua's reaction."

"According to the data analysis, it's obviously a rise in hormones and a faster heartbeat. It's the reaction you should have when you're in love!"

Meng Zhe "..."

The scene was very psychedelic for a while, and the two of them fell into a weird silence at the same time.

After a while, Meng Zhe broke the silence with an even more strange expression. He asked Huayu,

"You mean, this pua, he wants to gay me?"

——The mysterious senior brother has repeatedly acted strangely in front of the newcomers. Is it because he is not good at words, or is there another conspiracy?Huayu throws out the love prophecy, is it really the soaring hormones of the teenagers, or is it a trap carefully woven by Pua?Please look forward to my beautiful brother in white who walks into the Valley of the King of Science and Medicine tonight.

Meng Zhe: "What the hell!"

In this extremely weird atmosphere, Chang Xiao finally couldn't sit still.

His embarrassment was mixed with two points of anger. On the one hand, he didn't want to be recognized by the demon, but Meng Zhe really didn't recognize him. I came to see you on purpose, and you still doubt me!" The grievance.

He threw the oar into Meng Zhe's arms, grabbed the board, and quickly wrote, "This boat is originally designed to be considerate of the new disciples, so that they don't get tired. Junior brother, you are so energetic, row it yourself!"

Chang Xiao wrote this short line with extreme force, with a penetrating posture.

But Meng Zhe looked at it from the side, and he actually felt like a cat scratching the scratching board angrily.

Also strangely cute.

So Mozun silently took the oar.

Chang Xiao lifted the curtain and walked into the inner cabin angrily.

Mozun stayed on the spot for a long time, only to realize later.

"Wait, this is really not a pua routine."

While pondering, he grabbed the stick in his hand and paddled twice into the water. As a result, the boat actually retreated instead of advancing. Meng Zhe tried twice more, and the retreat became more intense.

——How could the majestic demon be stopped by a small oar!

2 minute later.

Meng Zhe, "Brother, how to use this thing, I don't know how to use it."

Chang Xiao snorted coldly and refused to answer.

Seeing Meng Zhe planed twice more, the boat was about to return to the original place, maybe they were going to circle in the sea of ​​clouds today, Meng Zhe had to carefully put the oars up, and licked his face to beg his senior brother.

"Brother, what did I do wrong just now, I accidentally made you angry, tell me, I'll change it."

Chang Xiao turned his face away.

"Senior brother, no, I'm new here, please understand."

Chang Xiao then turned his face away.

Meng Zhe had no choice but to speak directly.

"No, brother, I really have something urgent to go home. I have a cat at home, waiting for me to feed it."

"If you don't look at the monk's face and the cat's face, you will starve him at the party."

Under the curtain, Chang Xiao moved his ears slightly.

He curled his lips, opened the curtain and went out, picked up the oar in one hand, and thought, "Okay, for the sake of the cat scratcher and Xiaoyu, and you are Meng Zhe."

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Xiaodaochang is so coaxing~