The villain's non-scientific feeding plan

If Meng Zhe was only a little worried about Chang Xiao on the day when he was drying the quilt, in the next few days, his worry almost turned into reality.

——It started to rain in Fanjiang.

In modern times, people often ridicule, saying that winter in the north is a physical attack, and winter in the south is a magic attack. Then after the rain in the winter in the rivers that are neither south nor north, it is a mixed double attack of both magic and martial arts. Flying into the street can be frozen into Lin Daiyu, and Voldemort can be blown into a second fool.

He couldn't help thinking: Can the Taoist priest really hold on?

Meng Zhe seemed to be calm and calm, and he did things in an orderly manner, but when facing Chang Xiao, he had a little bit of a baby bird effect.

On the one hand, Dao Chang is the reason for his crossing, and on the other hand, Dao Chang is also the most comfortable person to get along with in another world. Meng Zhe has no relatives and friends in this world, and is alone, so no matter what, he hopes that Chang Xiao will be here again. He lives well where he can't see.

At this time, at the end of Moyao, if the weather is normal, the rain outside the window is pattering, and lightning will cut through the sky from time to time.If the weather was normal, the outside sellers of fried dough sticks would have gone out of the street, but now they can only see a dim area, and even the willow trees a few feet away are not very clear.

When Meng Zhe was worried about Chang Xiao's fate, what was Chang Xiao doing?

This little heartless carefree sleeps like a lump of cat cake.

——For Maomao, if there is any warmth in this cold weather, it can only be the demon's chest and abdominal muscles.

Since the last time they slept together, he took Meng Zhe's stomach as his territory as a matter of course, and he never went to bed by himself again.

I don't know if it's because he became familiar with Meng Zhe, and his sleeping posture has gradually stretched out. From sleeping in a corner, he has become a fluid sleep without a teacher. open pancakes.

Fortunately, Meng Zhe didn't have the habit of turning over while sleeping, otherwise he would crush the cat most likely.

He poked the tip of his master's pink and tender nose, feeling a little strange for a moment.

Dafu usually gets up earlier than Meng Zhe. In fact, it is already the time for cats to squat on the pillow to peek. When Meng Zhe wakes up, he will gracefully jump down, look at the ceiling, look out the window, and watch Paris at midnight on the top of the wardrobe. Recalling the fresh and elegant smell of Cowherd Fragrance, he pretended that he had done nothing just now. In short, when Meng Zhe woke up, the cat should have been under the bed.

But today, Xiao Miao unexpectedly got up late.

Meng Zhe wanted to tell him to sleep more, but today, his jade pendant from Medicine King Valley actually lit up.

He calculated the time, and it was indeed the day of the final examination of Yaowang Valley.

So he reluctantly left the warm quilt, hugged Dafu from his chest, Miaomiao opened his eyes in a daze, raised his claws to rub his face, and asked, "Meow?"

——What are you doing so early?

Meng Zhe handed the luminous jade pendant under its head, shook it, and jokingly said, "Go to cultivate immortality, and when my position is stable, you will have more money for milk powder."

Dafu obviously didn't know what milk powder money is. He was half asleep and half awake, and rushed to see shiny things. Meng Zhe gave him the jade and happened to be talking about milk powder. Stick out your tongue and lick it.

Because I didn't taste it at once, I hugged Yu and licked it hard again.

Mozun laughed out of shame.

Only then did Dafu wake up, he held the jade pendant in his mouth, freed his claws, and patted him angrily.

——It was shot on the pad, very lightly.

Mozun then restrained his smile, tied up his complicated robe, raised his hand to grab the food, pulled the jade back, buckled it on his belt, and knotted it while saying, "Don't make trouble, you have to behave well when you are alone at home today." Yes, Daimei will push the food in, and I'll go out and lie down."

Meow Meow nodded cooperatively.

After Meng Zhe finished speaking seriously, seeing Dafu so well-behaved, he couldn't help but think of how stupid he was just now.

Mozun: "Hahaha I can't help it, the grass is so cute."

Chang Xiao gave him an angry look.

He was laughed at for a while and felt self-imposed. He only felt that he was with the Demon Lord. He was proud of his IQ and the etiquette he had trained so hard to gallop all the way. Singing forward in an irreversible and weird direction.

So he decisively got into the quilt, buried his face in it, and thoroughly implemented the basic policies such as "the quilt is the cat's armor" and "you can't see me so I don't lose face".

Meng Zhe: "Hahahahaha."

He finally laughed enough, looked at the time, felt that he would be late if he didn't leave, so he reluctantly left the door.

After about a quarter of an hour, the autistic cat lifted the quilt, observed carefully, and made sure that the person who made him lose face had gone far away, then got out, jumped on the window, and disappeared lightly in the In the rain all over the sky.

At the middle of the road, there will be heavy rain.

The weather in Yaowang Valley is actually three points worse than that in the city. It is clearly a winter day with little precipitation, but the rain is falling like the Milky Way, the mountain stream is full, and the steep mountain road with only a place to stay is also submerged. Seen from a distance, the flowing water lies in the mountains, like a long snake spitting out letters, and the rocks washed by it are loose, making it more difficult to climb than usual.

Even so, there are still people who seek immortality but fail to follow the law, lingering in front of the mountain.

Meng Zhe saw Xie Qingqing and Xie Qing welcoming the door at the mountain-climbing intersection. The two children were dressed very formally today, with turquoise robes with landscape patterns, and a long sword floating across their chests. Protruding a square-sized water-avoiding curse, among the crowd of wet immortal seekers, only they stood like green pines, and their bodies were clean and tidy.

Meng Zhe just wanted to go over to salute his future senior sister, but Xie Qing had already seen him, and saw her nodding her head slightly, opening her mouth lightly, with a fairy air.

"Hi! Brother look at me! Where's your cat?"

Meng Zhe, who originally planned to greet him in a serious manner, "..."

In this world, the majestic Demon Lord is actually not as good as a cat. Meng Zhe gasped, only to feel that he had seen through the warmth and coldness of human feelings and worldly conditions in this cruel world of cultivating immortals in an instant.

He walked over speechlessly, "My cat is sleeping, and you Yaowang Valley don't allow cats."

Xie Qing's eyes dimmed instantly.

Xie Qingqing couldn't stand it anymore and coughed.

Since the senior brothers and sisters are already out of order, Meng Zhe doesn't plan to make troubles in rainy days. He handed the jade pendant confidently, "Last time I said I was exempt from the test, what about my cheating?"

——This posture is more righteous than Master Lu.

The two don't know how to cheat, but this doesn't prevent them from understanding Meng Zhe's meaning. Xie Qingqing made a trick, transported the cloud boat, and said, "I still have to guard the mountain gate, and you go up by yourself on the flying boat."

Meng Zhe had lingering fears about his rowing skills as wild as those of the Wuhan bus, "You won't fall to me, will you?"

Xie Qingqing asked in surprise, "How could that be?"

Xie Qing interjected, "Don't worry, if something happens, I will be responsible to the end and help you raise the widowed and lonely kitten carefully."

Meng Zhe rolled his eyes gracefully.

He was not polite to these two people. Since the flying boat was right in front of him, he lifted up his clothes and wanted to climb up. However, the people blocking the gate were all trying to climb the mountain, but it was too rainy to go up. Seeing that Meng Zhe had a shortcut Can go, can't help but feel a little resentful.

"Who is this grass?"

"A fairy gate like Medicine King Valley can also open the back door?"

"Why doesn't he climb in my day?"

Xie Qing couldn't help but frowned, and said "Quiet."

However, she is still a beautiful little girl after all, and she is not too fierce, and the discussion is louder now.

Xie Qingqing couldn't help but also took a step: "Everyone, before the fairy gate, please calm down, otherwise..."

He lowered his eyebrows, "The poor man can draw his sword."

As soon as he said this, Meng Zhe secretly cried out that it was not good.

He shook his head, "I still have no social experience."

Sure enough, there was a moment of silence in front of the mountain gate, before Xie Qingxie Qingsong breathed a sigh of relief, louder voices of doubt erupted from below.

"Cao Laozi is the first time to see someone who walks through the back door so confidently."

"Is this still a fairy gate? Hey, is it a fairy gate to threaten ordinary people with a sword?"

"Hey, I saw what Yaowanggu said about saving the world and helping the people, so that's probably it."

Seeing that the situation was difficult to control, Meng Zhe poked Xie Qing and winked, "Well, give me another use of your talent-testing jade pendant."

Xie Qing realized it, and was about to take it out, but before his hand reached into his clothes, his eyes blurred, and the flying boat suddenly sank.

Staring at it, it turned out that the three of them rushed into the flying boat like lightning, and one of the fat people reached out to push Meng Zhe, pushed him aside, and said, "Hey, the service is pretty good. I know the crown prince wants Come on? I'm in the car and the boss is driving, uh, who is this stuck, get out of the way and block my way."

The audience was silent.

Meng Zhe turned his head slowly and smiled.

The fat man let out an earth-shattering "Fuck."

——This sound, aroused countless echoes in the empty valley, and the lingering sound lingered for a long time, lingering around the beam for three days.

He widened his eyes, "Why are you the grass mud horse?"

Meng Zhe said quietly, "His Royal Highness, can it be me?"

The fat man made a plop and almost knelt down for him.

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I'm really busy orz sorry

Well, I accept to remind ducks~ After all, the great writer Lu Xun once said, "Don't be afraid of any pigeons we encounter, and face them with a smile. The best way to eliminate pigeons is to remind them, Oli!" (Lu Xun: Get out , I never said that!)

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