The villain's non-scientific feeding plan

Meng Zhe unilaterally made the decision to look at the house, and he and Chang Xiao slowly swayed back to the carriage.

During the period, the boy carrying the box tried to carry the things into the carriage. Meng Zhe was afraid that the carriage would also smell like a cowherd's shop, so he waved him to go quickly, and then he went to the other courtyard by the Fanjiang River.

Speaking of which, although the city has unobstructed waterways, it is not a typical Jiangnan style. However, the courtyard in front of Meng Zhe is actually the standard of other courtyards in the south of the Yangtze River, with black tiles and white walls, flowing water winding around the courtyard and winding paths.

The person who received Mozun was the original housekeeper of the courtyard. Moyue was in his early 50s, with half-white beard and hair, extremely high cheekbones, and a thin body. He looked very shrewd. Before Meng Zhe arrived at the door, he was waiting respectfully by the side of the road. .

Accompanying them were a dozen or twenty maids carrying lanterns, illuminating the perimeter of the courtyard like daylight.

It was already night, and it was a bit cold. Meng Zhe estimated Chang Xiao's physique, and without letting him take off his cloak, he greeted the store and asked him to cover his head and take him away. Jumped down, handed Chang Xiao his hand, "Much with me."

Chang Xiao's legs and feet were inconvenient, and he really needed a place to use his strength, but he was embarrassed to directly hold the demon's hand, and supported his arm to get down.

The maids were innocent and unaware of the horror of the Demon Lord. They saw a young man with handsome features get off the carriage first, and they were still in the mood to joke, "The Demon Lord's attendant? He's so handsome."

The butler reprimanded in a low voice and shut up.

Then he straightened his upper body, looked solemn, and walked towards Meng Zhe in a dignified manner.

Meng Zhe wanted to reach out to say hello, "Hi..."

The butler bypassed him and knelt down to Chang Xiao with a plop.

——This scene is so familiar.

Meng Zhe said that I am used to it.

In fact, after being a servant for a day, he felt quite relaxed. He didn't need to be arrogant and cool. He "raised his eyebrows coldly" every day until his eyebrows were convulsed. He was a Demon Lord, Meng Zhe didn't bother to correct him.

He looked at himself again, and found that his clothes were indeed more like a dog leg and a thug than the male protagonist, so he silently accepted the setting of Mozun's personal attendant, and he missed Chang Xiao by half a step, and actually smiled and stretched out his hand to do it. He made a gesture of invitation, like a butler inviting the young master to visit the mansion, and said, "Your Majesty, let's go?"

He had just learned this movement from the butler, but he was learning and selling, and his posture was meticulous.In addition, he has a kind of nobility that the old housekeeper does not possess, and his clothes are also close-fitting, which outlines a beautiful waistline. This action is quite pleasing to the eye.

Chang Xiao didn't know what he was playing again, he stopped his hand angrily, dragged him to the front abruptly, "You go first, I'll follow."

Meng Zhe said, "No." He took Chang Xiao's hand with one hand, put his other hand on his waist, and pushed him forward again, "I don't know your speed, what if you can't keep up with me again?"

Chang Xiao's face flushed, it was a mistake he made in a hurry, Meng Zhe just acted as if his leg was about to break, his heart was full of complicated emotions, and the hands on his waist were very warm, wearing His waistband was itchy, so he pushed Meng Zhe again, and said stiffly, "I'm not that weak."

Meng Zhe glanced at him suspiciously, but hesitated to speak.

It's like asking "Then why do you want me to hug you when you get on and off the carriage?"

Obviously Meng Zhe didn't say anything, Chang Xiao made up his mind, but felt that he was like an old fox who sees through everything, as if he was going to expose his ulterior motives in the next second, and suddenly a gust of heat rushed from his feet to his head, Unable to tell if it was shame or anger, he stepped forward without waiting for him, and just said, "Then follow me."

"Hey." Meng Zhe was not angry, he looked around with the back of his hand behind his back, and Shi Shiran replied, "I obey."

The butler was leading the way, listening to His Majesty Mozun and his bodyguards coming and going, he was experienced and he immediately set a rule for himself.

——This seemingly ordinary personal bodyguard is probably not an ordinary bodyguard, but an unusual bodyguard, an extraordinary bodyguard, which is absolutely impossible for ordinary people. This kind of bodyguards usually have unique secrets that are not handed down, such as The esoteric pillow wind is very scary and must not be provoked.

He silently wrote down this rule, and decided to copy it out tomorrow and spread it widely in the mansion, so that all the girls must keep it in mind and memorize it by heart.

They moved for a while, and at a fork in the road, the housekeeper stopped to salute, and asked Chang Xiao, "Your Majesty Mozun, go to Chunlan Hall in Qiuju Garden on the left, Qingmiao Hall on the right, and the main courtyard in the middle. Where do you want to go first?"

Chang Xiao naturally couldn't answer for Meng Zhe, so Meng Zhe came out and gestured, "Go to the main courtyard with hot spring first, and plan to live there later."

Even a well-bred butler can't help but look shocked.

Meng Zhe didn’t have a subject in his words, he didn’t say where our venerable lived, but directly said that he lived there, as if he had become the master of another courtyard for granted. The housekeeper was afraid that he would go overboard and make trouble for the demon lord, so his face twisted and he reminded in a low voice, “ This little brother, that is the main courtyard, Mozun lives alone, you... you are supposed to live in the Qiuju Garden."

Meng Zhe didn't look carefully at the title deed, and didn't know anything except the hot springs, so he poked Huayu and asked, "Where is it?"

Hua Yu said succinctly, "The Hall of Men's Pets is full of chrysanthemums, red, pink, green, orchids. They will bloom in full bloom in autumn, and they will be very beautiful."

——Chunlan Qiuju, the god tm, is there such an exquisite metaphor as comparing chrysanthemums to chrysanthemums?

Meng Zhe was shocked and speechless for a moment.

He warned Huayu, "If you dare to make some weird speeches, I will throw you out."

Seeing Meng Zhe standing still, Chang Xiao pulled his clothes slightly, Meng Zhe then reacted, and said directly, "Go to the main courtyard."

According to what they saw on the land deed just now, this side of the hot spring occupies a huge area, and the water temperature is also high, so they just approached the courtyard, and the temperature seemed to be obviously higher. It was the size of a pond, showing a regular square shape, with the main room and the east and west wing rooms surrounded by the edge. Meng Zhe was very pleased when he saw it.

He led Chang Xiao to the west chamber and opened the mahogany gate. The old furnishings inside had been emptied, and he waited for the Demon Lord to arrange it according to his preference. He looked at the layout and area and was very satisfied, so he asked Chang Xiao, , do you like it?"

Chang Xiao was taken aback for a moment, his education did not allow him to say what he likes outright, so he gave a compromise answer, "It's okay."

"Okay?" Meng Zhe asked, "So there's still something you don't like?"

He didn't expect Chang Xiao to take the initiative to say it, so he had an idea, called the housekeeper, and asked him, "How is the soundproofing of this house? Are the east and west rooms soundproof?"

The butler had never heard such an odd question "Huh?"

Meng Zhe explained, "I have a cat. Although it is still small, I am afraid that it may be noisy when it dances in the middle of the night."

The housekeeper's expression was even weirder, "Do you still have a cat?"

His heart broke down a bit, "What kind of male pet is this? Ri, he is a pet himself, and he wants to keep another pet in the demon's yard?"

If he is a modern person, he will understand that this can actually be called a serial pet of Russian dolls.

Chang Xiao coughed, stopped him, and said in a low voice, "I won't jump when I grow up."

——He didn't know what Bundi meant, so he could only use Bengha instead.

Then he murmured in a very low voice, "Actually, I'm not young anymore, I've grown up."

Meng Zhe turned his head in bewilderment, "What?"

Chang Xiao changed the phrase, "I mean, it's okay, I don't mind the kitten jumping around."

"Oh." Meng Zhe responded, thinking, "That's what you said, don't hit me if Bundi quarreled with you."

Hearing what they said, the butler was dumbfounded for a moment.

——It's fine if you don't mind sharing the yard with your male pet, and you don't mind your pet's pet jumping around in the middle of the night. What kind of beautiful friendship is this between Ai Wu and Wu!

Fortunately, Meng Zhe was in the middle of looking at the house and didn't know what the housekeeper was doing, otherwise he would probably think: What's the matter with this strong sense of Yang Lianting and Dongfang Bubai?

Meng Zhe, the main courtyard, didn't care too much. Anyway, he went to the mountain to practice Taoism, and he lived at home for a very short time, so he asked Chang Xiao to tell the housekeeper the style he liked, and he explained in a long-winded manner about the east wing room where cats should be kept. Taboo.

"Lay the carpet and wrap it around, don't put any calligraphy, painting and decorative porcelain vases, and put wooden shelves on the wall... Forget it, you don't know, I'll ask someone to install it later..."

Chang Xiao didn't have anything to explain, he just said "Ordinary is good." He sat on the side with his chin on his back, and Meng Zhe babbled carefully, even he didn't realize that his pair of usually cold Ru Qiushui's eyes are now full of little smiles.

The housekeeper shook his old face, and said in his heart, "It's a crime, it's really a slave to deceive the master."

"Oh, that's right." The evil slave Meng Zhe still felt that he was not enslaving his servants enough, so he went around the window suddenly, lit some hot spring water, and asked, "How high is the water?"

These words were completely thoughtless. At this time, Lord Kelvin, who made the temperature unit, might be playing mud in England a few dimensions away.

Meng Zhe could only feel it carefully with his hands, and felt that at least 50 degrees away, it is suitable for washing people, but it is not suitable for washing cats.

He squeezed his chin and thought, "I think the temperature of Yuhelou Hot Spring is better."

So he asked again, "What time is it?"

The butler quickly replied, "Chen Chu."

Meng Zhe figured it out, and there was still time to go shopping and wash the cats.

He turned around and asked Chang Xiao, "Have you explained it? Let's go elsewhere to see what's changed? Then let's go back."

Chang Xiao was quite understanding, "Are you tired?"

Meng Zhe took a bath with his mind full, and then he got off the donkey, nodding his head like pounding garlic, "I'm tired, I'm so tired."

Chang Xiao immediately stood up, "There's no need to go shopping, let's go."

——If he knew what was going to happen ahead, Mo Yue wanted to drag Mozun over and over until dawn.

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I thought I could write about washing cats =. =, Wow, the perfume that many people mentioned yesterday made me very excited, and it’s so good (but I’m poor, I haven’t smelled /(ㄒoㄒ)/, I can’t imagine it), so it smells like toffee