The villain's non-scientific feeding plan

Meng Zhe said in his heart, "I'll kill you."

He didn't know anything about the Demon Lord's deal, and planned to go back to find Daimei to give him a side shot. Right now, Chang Xiao's mood was more important, so he wrapped his arms around Daoist Priest's shoulders, pinched the cold fingertips he handed over with his backhand, and tapped his fingertips. On his slightly stiff muscles, he did not hesitate to issue an order to expel the two people of unknown origin in front of him.

"Our lord is tired, you two, let's go first."

Meng Zhe was too strong, especially Mozun in the front, he dared to take the order of chasing guests on behalf of Zun. This move seemed to be overreaching. If it was just an ordinary pet, he would have been dragged out and beaten to death.

However, Chang Xiao didn't respond, and the old man was furious, but he could only think that His Majesty Mozun's aesthetic level was seriously abnormal, and he actually let Meng Zhe, a vulgar man with no gentleness, be favored.

He sneered, "In that case, when Your Majesty is here, I don't have any gifts to wait for. There is nothing good in this little Fanjiang, so this... I will give it to Your Majesty."

He clapped his hands, the fat prince hurriedly held a wooden box for him, the old man presented it to the Mozun with both hands, Meng Zhe took it first, and made a gesture of invitation, "Let's go, everyone."

The two immediately bowed their hands, not daring to disturb His Majesty and his new eye-stricken man/favorite playing around, and also afraid of seeing Dao Zhi's eye sensory disturbance, so they left the room.

Meng Zhe breathed a sigh of relief, and sat down next to Chang Xiao.

He tried to gesture and explain, but his head was empty, and he didn't know what to say. Finally, he hugged the box that the old man gave him, "Let's see what's inside."

It is a title deed.

The land deeds are as dense as a book, Meng Zhe looked through the location, and found that it was a manor house with a manor and yard on the bank of the Fanjiang River. It is said that it was originally the emperor's palace.

Presumably, these people were afraid that the demon king would not find a place to live. If they robbed the houses and women at the same time, it would end badly, so they simply sent him the most luxurious house.

Meng Zhe flipped through the title deed, feeling a little less interested.

He didn't intend to live in Fanjiang permanently, he just wanted to learn an art, and the house was empty for him, but he turned it around and found that the house had a hot spring.

He groaned, and pointed to Chang Xiao, "It looks very warm, where do you want to live?"

Xie Wuya was afraid that Chang Xiao would burp the Mozun halfway, and the Mozun moved his head in grief and anger, and told Meng Zhe how weak the Daoist's physique was, as if he would die when he was sick. If you want to go west, the words and sentences are so exaggerated that Schwarzenegger can say Lin Daiyu to him, and Stallone has to hold a handkerchief for three steps, one wind cold, five steps, and hemoptysis.

However, it is right for the doctor to be careful when speaking. Meng Zhe still remembered that Xie Wuya emphasized that Chang Xiao could not suffer from the cold.

Chang Xiao glanced at the map, he just felt worried, and now he was sitting next to Meng Zhe, the aura from the excrement shovel officer was so peaceful that it made people drowsy, he suddenly calmed down, and felt less uncomfortable, He actually smiled and said, "That's the main courtyard."

The ancients had a lot of etiquette, and the courtyard rooms had a clear hierarchical plan. For example, the Chuxiu Palace can only raise girls but not play basketball and raise Teddy. Naturally, only the owner of the house can live there.

Meng Zhe didn't care at all, he just said, "Let's go and have a look later."

The main courtyard looks quite big, except for one hot spring, there are two wing rooms, and Meng Zhe gestured to him, "You can live here, this one here... this one needs to be vacant."

The smile on the corner of Chang Xiao's mouth choked, he squeezed his robe, and rarely asked "Why?"

It is impossible for such a thing as the main courtyard to live in people with no name or title. Logically, there are only the master and his extremely favored wife.

Mozun... a wife or a concubine?

"Ah." Speaking of this, Meng Zhe felt a little guilty.

He rubbed his hands "that..."

Chang Xiao lowered his eyes and held his breath.

"You don't hate cats, do you?"

As soon as the words are said, the next step is very easy, Meng Zhe said, "I have a cat, but in theory of the sect, um, disciples are not allowed to bring pets up the mountain, so I don't plan to live on the mountain, I plan to go back and forth to live here. Leave it to Dafu to build the climbing frame."

Chang Xiao couldn't laugh or cry.

It wasn't the first time he had heard Meng Zhe talking about weird pet products, ranging from climbing frames to scratching boards, so he hummed immediately.

After a while, he turned his face aside again, and couldn't help but want to mention "Your Majesty...has a cat?"

It’s okay if he doesn’t ask, but when he asked this, Meng Zhe couldn’t help but think of Chang Xiao, the cat’s eye who hugged his kiss in his dream. Those blue eyes were too beautiful, and Chang Xiao was too beautiful. Like kissing a big piece of marshmallow, Meng Zhe blushed for a moment, like a thief, afraid that the right person in front of him would find out this wonderful twist, and he was so embarrassed that he lost his voice.

He gestured guiltily, "A very beautiful cat, very cute, you...you should like it?"

Everyone's guilty reaction is different, such as Meng Zhe, he likes to stare at others to prove that what he said is true, so he looked at Chang Xiao earnestly, without moving away at all.

Chang Xiao lowered his eyes, let out an ah, and said in a panic, "Yes... yes."

He couldn't choose what to say, and began to ask "what, what color cat."

Meng Zhe "snow white."

He felt that this word could not describe the cuteness of Dafu, so he insisted on describing it to him with the barren expression of failing in the college entrance examination composition, "Have you ever seen a snow mountain? It is the kind of fluffy and soft snow that humans have never stepped on." color, but when the sun shines, the fur at the edge is broken gold, or the same color as the sun."

"Anyway, hey, it looks very warm, and I really want people to bury their faces in the fur."

Chang Xiao's face turned red.

He pretended to be tired from sitting, stood up from the seat so that Meng Zhe could not see his face, and said in a daze, "Eh...well, I've never heard of His Majesty raising cats?"

Facing Chang Xiao, Meng Zhe also felt that his state of mind was quite strange.

If I had to say it, the kiss in the dream was actually Meng Zhe's first kiss, and it felt a little more real, so he couldn't help but pay more attention to Chang Xiao.

After paying attention all the way, Chang Xiaosheng is too good-looking, and his personality is too clear. He is much better-looking than those handsome men and women in the package. Meng Zhe has never seen that kind of delicate and indifferent gentleman from the inside out. However, it made him seem to be holding a piece of precious and fragile ancient jade, subconsciously wanting to protect it, and at the same time wanting Chang Xiao to separate him from the rumored cruel and heartless Demon Lord.

So he laughed and said, "I've always liked cats, what should I say, I've been rumored to kill people without blinking an eye, the Taoist priest has seen it now, but it's not true, right?"

"Uh, uh... uh."

Chang Xiao was fidgeting, and felt that every skin on his face was burning for a while. This Demon Lord was indeed different from the rumors. The Demon Lord in the rumors was bloody and gloomy, but this one liked to laugh too much. He could only feel the corners of his lips His hair was dry, and he didn't know where to put his hands. At the same time, Qingxin's outer robe was so wide that it could cover his whole body, and no one could see his face.

He wanted to say something, but didn't know what to say, and finally repeated the same old tune, holding back a sentence, "My lord... cat, cat, why is the cat called Dafu?"

"Uh."

Meng Zhe's honest first reaction was "Dafu is delicious."

Many people's cats' names are related to food, especially desserts. Probably this kind of cute cat is naturally like a small dessert in the afternoon, and people eat it warmly.

But Meng Zhe didn't really want to say that in front of Jiyue Qingfeng's chief Daoist Xiao, because it would make him look very uneducated, so he racked his brains to make up an allusion.

So the air became quiet for a while, and Meng Zhe found that he could only think of Dafu milk puffs and Dalongyi old hot pot, and finally Haidilao and Wang Ma's hand-torn roasted rabbits, so he had to admit that he was very happy. Assess your language and history level.

Fortunately, at this time, the voice of the auctioneer saved the ignorant boy with poor language.

The formation in front of them rose, and the scene below appeared out of thin air. The auctioneer was full of money and announced the start.

So Meng Zhe sat upright, switched back to the demon mode at the speed of light, and coughed, "It's started, let's listen first."

——If Meng Zhe had a mirror in front of him, he would be able to see that as a master of the magic palace, his sitting posture listening to the quotations from the shrimp soldiers and crab generals below is like a primary school student listening carefully to the teacher's lecture.

Fortunately, Chang Xiao is too embarrassed now, sitting with Meng Zhe to be awkward, looking up at the ceiling or looking down at the floor from time to time, there is no way to find out that the demon is wrong.

The first few items in the auction are mediocre, all kinds of geniuses, earth treasures, swords and so on.

During the period, Meng Zhe tried to use Huayu as a plug-in, hoping that he would implement the basic principle of Marxism that sees the essence through phenomena, and find some rare and rare treasures, such as Wannian XX flowers disguised as ordinary plants, or ordinary plants pretending to be ordinary plants. The XX Asgard key of the sword.

Huayu: "...the host is really not allowed. At most, I can only report to you how many demon palaces there are, so you can refer to them."

Meng Zhe was very disappointed with this artificial mental retardation.

When the host showed the lot to the audience for the seventh time, Meng Zhe had already listened to Huayu's report six times.

"Host, you have two warehouses of flowers in your palace. No one eats them, and half of them are already moldy."

"That's what's planted on the grass in the host's ** Palace."

"The bed board of your magic palace, the host, is made of this kind of stone."

——It's like a lady who washes her face, Helena combs her hair, and buys groceries with SKⅡ came to the small commodity discount auction market.

Meng Zhe was drowsy.

"Hundred Grass Fairy Dew, made by condensing hundreds of kinds of fairy grass and fairy flower dew, female nuns add it when bathing, the fragrance will last for a long time, just one drop, you will become a fragrant concubine and beauty."

Meng Zhe was confused, "Color water, what toilet water?"

"This place sells toilet water?" He suddenly became a little interested.

Huayu "..."

He explained it very wordlessly.

Unexpectedly, Meng Zhe was still interested, and even thought for a while, "You look so advanced, can this drip into the hot spring to bathe my cat?"

He rested his chin in thought, "Speaking of which, according to Daifuku's age, he can take a bath."

Huayu "..."

He was forced to analyze "it's ok, it's very safe and healthy, it has a very natural taste, you won't feel uncomfortable, and you won't be allergic."

Meng Zhe then quietly pressed "Shoot." on the formation.

It was obviously very warm here, so Chang Xiao sneezed inexplicably.

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I really like the idea of ​​Gongshou decorating a house together~

Brazenly put up an advertisement for my main drama to persuade Qingshan~ The superficially incomprehensible, but actually very reliable Xianjun Gong x superficially bullying Shuang Saixue actually wanted to act like a baby, but unfortunately she couldn’t act like a baby. The first twenty chapters are a bit late, I think I wrote It's alright! ! ! (Of course, if you think it’s not good-looking, you can’t hit my quq) By the way, I’m asking for a collection~