The villain's non-scientific feeding plan

Just as Chang Xiao asked Meng Zhe to come in, he regretted it.

Just now, he was dressed in a disorderly manner, and the monk's clothes were particular about the wide sleeves, which could bring the rain back to the wind, and the trousers were much larger than the normal ones, so at this time, he realized that he had just messed up and his long legs were rubbing against each other. Into a trouser leg, overlapping with each other, the heat can't escape, the steps are slightly larger, and there will be indescribable friction, resulting in some embarrassing and indescribable strange tactile sensations.

Chang Xiao's ears were already red.

However, at this time, Meng Zhe had already opened the door and came in. It would be rude not to ask him to go out at this time.

He calmed down his breathing as much as possible, sat upright opposite Meng Zhe, suppressed his trembling voice after the strenuous exercise, and asked him in a pretentious manner, "Your Majesty's cat... have you found it?"

"Thank you for your concern." Meng Zhe was slightly surprised that Chang Xiao took the initiative to talk, but still smiled, "It appeared on the window sill somehow, and I found it by luck."

Seeing that he was not suspicious, Chang Xiao breathed a sigh of relief, "That's good."

Meng Zhe was said to be too thoughtful since he was a child, and sometimes he didn't look like a boy, and he couldn't hear long sentences. When Chang Xiao said short sentences, he almost immediately noticed the tone in his tone, which was neither light nor heavy. After hesitating for a moment, he still looked up at him, "Are you uncomfortable?"

Chang Xiao choked for breath, and hastily denied, "No."

Meng Zhe was even more puzzled, and he didn't force him, he just said, "Xie Wuya has seen your body, and it was said that you need to take care of it for a period of time, so don't force it. Fanjiang's doctors are not as good as Mogong, but they are not bad. , you are really uncomfortable, I thank Wu Ya."

Chang Xiao is really uncomfortable now, but it is not because of injury or illness, but because his legs are stuck together, bound in the fabric like a bucket, and the skin stuck together is hot and hot. Look, there is a three-point rush in the tone unconsciously, raising the pitch "No need!"

Meng Zhe didn't react for a while, he just said, "Oh...okay."

Just blurting out those words, Chang Xiao immediately felt that his tone was too heavy, and wanted to say something to ease it up. If it was a cat body at this time, he could rub the face of the demon king to expose it. Knowing what to say, she finally turned her face away and turned abruptly, "This incident... Your Majesty really doesn't want to pursue it?"

It's a little strange to say this.

——Others have long been grateful to Dade for the amnesty of the Demon Lord and trembled, but he insisted on bringing it up all the time, fearing that Meng Zhe would forget it, so that he seemed to like to live in a cold prison for a while, begging the Demon Lord to investigate .

Meng Zhe didn't intend to pursue it at first. For someone like him who has never seen any blood, it would take a long time for him to hit his head with a ball, and Qin Ming would have to struggle for a long time to see a forensic doctor. The whip of blood is not suitable for him at all. If he really wants to use it, he will spit it out first. The sky is dark, the sun and the moon are dark, and Chang Xiao, who was beaten, may not need to find a doctor at that time. Wu Ya took away the first aid.

However, listening to what Chang Xiao said was really interesting, Meng Zhe obviously didn't want to, but his brain twitched, and he couldn't help but said meanly, "How do you think I should pursue it?"

The blood on Chang Xiao's face suddenly faded by half.

He lowered his head and smiled wryly in a place where others could not see, but after only a moment, his face returned to normal, and he raised his head calmly, "I said that you should listen to it, and it is natural that you should listen to it."

——It's really the most correct manner.

Meng Zhe panicked.

In fact, he still doesn't understand how to get along with people like Chang Xiao. It's normal for buddies in the dormitory to choke each other. Vulgar language was flying all over the dormitory, and he was also used to running the train with his mouth full occasionally. He had experienced such scenes as Chang Xiao there.

He reacted belatedly, he shouldn't have made such a joke with Chang Xiao.

Meng Zhe secretly cheered himself up, and said twice, "It's true, it's true." Holding the cup with his fingers, he also imitated Mo Zhe's inscrutable words, "The Taoist priest keeps his word, and I won't break my promise, I won't break my promise if I say it." March confinement, of course, March confinement."

Unexpectedly, Chang Xiao would not be so easy to manipulate this time, he seemed a little tired of the demon's capriciousness, fingers crossed together, smiled slightly, and looked down at the emerald green tablecloth in front of him.

"It's good for your lord to tell the truth, Chang Xiao... I have done it myself, and I have no complaints."

Meng Zhe wanted to go back and slap himself 2 minutes ago.

He regretted secretly, and didn't know how to reply at all. What was even more desperate was that when he encountered problems in interpersonal communication, he could still take out his mobile phone and ask his long-sleeved and dancing friends. Now, the only person who can ask for help is the artificial mentally retarded.

Meng Zhe "...turning jade."

Before he finished speaking, Huayu's voice happened to sound out.

"Artificial intelligence Huayu will serve you wholeheartedly. The system detected that you had a happy conversation with Daoist Chang Xiao, and I am very pleased. However, the system still has to interrupt and remind you that the Fanjiang Auction is about to start, and the Fanjiang Auction is about to start. You The world's only top-level customized cat scratching board is about to go on sale, and your world's only top-level customized cat scratching board is about to go on sale, are you going to buy it?"

Meng Zhe "..."

——That eye of yours saw me chatting happily with Chang Xiao?

However, Huayu's interruption allowed Meng Zhe to find a way to quickly interrupt the topic.The so-called 36 strategy is the most important thing, if we can’t make it up, we will run away. Anyway, it’s not the first time Meng Zhe has done this. He stood up immediately and said inscrutablely, “I still need to think about this matter, and I will discuss it later, but Fan Jiang The auction is about to start, the deity has been delayed for a long time, and I have to go to the meeting first, you..."

Huayu interrupted suddenly, and said in a cold mechanical voice, "Your Majesty, you can't just talk about the meeting when you participate in the auction."

Meng Zhe was almost choked by his saliva, and managed to stabilize Xie Mei's insolent facial expression. He wanted to say that you would just wait for the deity to come back, but when he opened his mouth, he said, "You just come with the deity."

Meng Zhe "..."

Artificial mental retardation kills me.

Chang Xiao suddenly raised his head.

Fanjiang's auction has never been a law-abiding place.

This city is located on the border between good and evil. Although it is a place with beautiful mountains and rivers and outstanding people, there are also dark corners where filth is hidden.In places like auctions, everyone hides their identities and is not afraid of people knowing. Therefore, in Fanjiang's auctions, in addition to all kinds of geniuses and treasures, there are also many seductive pets, even odd/handsome/kinky/tools.

Attending this kind of occasion, Mozun brought an uncultivated male favorite, besides wanting to add some suitable 'jewelry' to him, is there any other explanation?

His heart was sore and unbearable, and the expression on his face became more and more cold, and he only said, "The Demon Venerable invites me, and I will naturally obey."

Meng Zhe "...Elegant Butterfly"

He really wanted a sincere suggestion, "Master Taoist, can we cooperate a little bit, you struggle a little bit, or you learn from Xiaoyan heroine, slap me across the face and tell me to get out, it's actually okay."

However, since Chang Xiao has already agreed, it is definitely not the style of the demon king to turn his back on his words. He can only pretend that everything is under control, and he is confident and arrogant: "Well, come here."

Chang Xiao Muran, without saying a word, stretched his arms and wanted to walk towards the door. His demeanor has been outstanding since he was a child. Even if he was imprisoned, his upper body was still straight. When walking, there was a natural feeling of "the pine on the pavilion mountain, rustling" The Wei and Jin elegant atmosphere of "wind in the valley".

—if he hadn't had two legs in one trouser.

Meng Zhe made a joke, and the long Xiao sorrow came from it. If the whipping and prison disaster can be tolerated, then the props and obscenity/playing really make him extremely embarrassed, especially when he thinks that the person who is about to give this kind of pain is pampering him. His Meng Zhe, he was suffering even more. He didn't check for a while, completely forgot that his legs were restrained, and he couldn't take a big step. When he walked, he tripped over his trousers and jumped straight forward.

"Hey, be careful."

Meng Zhe is indeed a virtuous and good young man in the new era. Seeing that someone is about to fall, he almost thoughtlessly reached out and hugged him around the waist. Before Chang Xiao fell down, he wrapped his long arms around him and pulled him into his arms.

——Chang Xiao is indeed very light. For an adult man of his stature, he looks too weak. When Meng Zhe went to hug him, he almost subconsciously rubbed against his arms. His black hair swept across Meng Zhe's wrist like satin the softness.

However, at the next moment, Chang Xiao reacted like an electric shock, suddenly pushed him away, took two steps back, managed to stand still, and a blush of surprise appeared behind his ears.

Meng Zhe coughed to cover up, opened the door, pretending nothing happened, and said, "Master Daoist, come with me."

Daimei and Bai Ling were still kneeling at the door, watching helplessly that the elder Xiao Daoist who had just yelled at their lord followed his lord unscathed, except for the slightly strange way of walking, there was nothing wrong with it. OK.

Bai Ling glanced at Daimei.

——Fuck, cheating, there is really no punishment?

Daimei shook her head.

--Are you dumb?Yes, I have!

Bai Ling glanced at Chang Xiao, then turned his head.

——What’s the matter, okay, I didn’t see it.

Daimei gestured downward.

—Look at the legs.

Bai Ling seemed to understand but not understand.

She looked back suspiciously.

——But, if this is the case, then the Master is... too fast, there is not even a cup of tea.

Dai Mei hates iron but not steel.

——Who said that His Majesty will go up in person, do you understand the props?

Bai Ling shook his head.

——I don’t understand, what kind of props.

Dai Mei rolled her eyes and gestured.

——Hey, rotten wood can’t be carved, it’s the kind you put in, the kind that hurts when you walk or drive!

Bai Ling suddenly realized, and couldn't help but be impressed by Daimei's profound knowledge reserve, and felt deeply ashamed for his shallowness and ignorance.

Outside the door, Chang Xiao encountered an unprecedented trouble.

Meng Zhe is now a Demon Lord, and when he wants to go out, his subordinates are always ready for a chariot. Although this chariot looks the same as an ordinary chariot, there is actually a universe inside. The delicate fragrance, the floor is covered with brocade soft satin, even if you kneel on it, it is very comfortable.

The only problem is, its base is too high.

If it is normal, it is only a matter of stretching his legs. However, Chang Xiao's legs are folded together, and he can't move at all. If he insists on crawling, not only will his posture be unsightly, but he may even tear his underwear, revealing a bit of immorality. The picture comes.

Chang Xiao also grew up reading sage books, so he would never do such a thing.

He almost wanted to ask Meng Zhe for help.

However, the next moment, he shrunk back by himself, thinking a little darkly and self-deprecatingly, "Even if you lose face in public, so what, does the Demon Lord care about you?"

Meng Zhe really knows how to take care of it.

As soon as he jumped into the carriage, he found that Chang Xiaochu was not moving below, so he couldn't help but turned around and asked, "What's the matter?"

In fact, Song Zhixuan's facial features are very gentle and good-looking when he doesn't deliberately look evil, charming and insolent. They all carry a harmonious warmth, as if you tell your difficulties, he will really solve it for you carefully.

Chang Xiao was burned by his eyes.

He lowered his eyes in panic, put his arms on the car, and tried to climb up in a hurry, while prevaricating, "It's nothing, I just... just, my legs hurt a little."

Meng Zhe held him down, "Leg hurts?"

He glanced at Chang Xiao in amazement, as if he didn't know why his leg hurt suddenly when he was fine just now, Chang Xiao was sized up like this, it was as if he had been stripped naked, it seemed that his sight had penetrated the thin Seeing the embarrassing situation inside, he was so embarrassed, the place where his legs were folded together was hot and painful, as if all the blood in his body had rushed to that small piece of flesh, he could hardly bear it.

However, just when he wanted to climb up hard, Meng Zhe suddenly jumped down.

He didn't ask much, but stretched out his arms, and said naturally:

"It hurts? Let me carry you up."

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My family's attack is to be so evil and insolent