The villain's non-scientific feeding plan

After this incomprehensible morning meeting, Meng Zhe slumped on the chair inlaid with gold, and ruthlessly grabbed his thigh again.

"cnm still hurts."

"What the hell is going on here?"

However, after the outburst, he was a little confused for a while.

As a communication dog in the 21st century, Meng Zhe is better than the poor and more than the low. He graduated from 985 in the middle class, and his family collected enough money to pay the down payment. After paying off the salary, there is still some money left over from the mortgage. Not to mention rich, life is not bad. .

Now suddenly I don't know where I am, and I don't know when I can go back. The previous life has nothing to do with the present. After all, as a demon cultivator, he didn't shine in the world of cultivating immortals, using semiconductors to drive circuits to improve the demon cultivators. life is not it?

It is useless to think too much about the current situation. Meng Zhe can only analyze the situation here while making plans for the future.

Although he read the latest chapter of "Understanding the King of the World", the author did not write about this so-called Laozi Mozun, and Chang Xiao's full text has always been a high-ranking immortal leader, and has never been so downcast. Obviously, it is this world It is different from "Understanding the King of the World", or it is the part that the author has not finished writing.

Just when everyone else in the hall was retreating one after another, Dai Mei came over to help him in time, "Is your lord tired?"

Meng Zhe waved his hand. This body has obviously been in a high position for a long time. Even if the core has changed, it is still not angry. As long as Meng Zhe doesn't act too aggressively, he probably won't be able to get through.

He imitated Mozun's tone, "Help me back."

After he got into the sedan chair and was carried to the gate of the palace, he thought for a while, then lifted the curtain, and said to Daimei, "Bring two books."

——Books are the ladder of human progress, and the spark of enlightenment of wisdom. With books, one can know astronomy and geography, and with books, one can understand what a fucking world this is.

Unexpectedly, Dai Mei froze for a moment, but didn't do it immediately, two points of obvious doubts appeared in her eyes.

"Your Majesty... our magic palace has never had any books."

Alarm bells rang in Meng Zhe's heart.

Although he just slapped Nong Zhu away with a slap, it was when Nong Zhu was defenseless and did not dare to resist the Demon Lord. However, Meng Zhe himself knew nothing about swords or knives. But if Daimei Nongzhu found out that he was wrong, and brought other Moxiu elders to test him, Meng Zhe obviously had no way out.

When he was thinking hard about how to restore the character design, a cold female voice appeared in his mind out of thin air.

"Noticing host maladaptation, auxiliary compatibility mode activated. Huayu is at your service."

Meng Zhe was taken aback, "What are you?"

"I'm not a thing." The female voice said, "I'm Mister's auxiliary adaptation system to help you adapt to this world as soon as possible."

Meng Zhe, "Novel system?...Wait, this voice sounds familiar."

He hesitated for a moment. "Siri?"

This voice is clearly the voice of the fruit machine artificial intelligence Siri!

Hua Yudao: "It's not Siri, it's a query simulation system. Its function is the same as that of the 21st century artificial intelligence system. It calls the simulated real scene on the basis of big data and provides help to the host. Siri's voice is well adapted, so the siri voice database is called."

Although it was not the right time, Meng Zhe still asked cheaply, "Do you have the copyright to call the database?"

Huayu was silent for a while, and then said, "Sir, this is not the focus of your attention. Regarding my existence, I will explain to you later, but now I have three alternatives to solve your predicament." , I suggest you cooperate."

When the plug-in was delivered, Meng Zhe was very cooperative, "What plan?"

"The first plan, I suggest you 'Look at Daimei coldly, sneer, and then coldly say'When will the things I want to see not be available in the Demon Palace, can this be an excuse for you not to look for them?'"

Meng Zhe "..."

He was overwhelmed by this cool line.

Looking at it coldly, he sneered, and then said coldly.

This description, three points bully total seven points **, reveals the temperament of the gloomy villain in the ancient novels everywhere, and fully demonstrates the author's extremely high cultural accomplishment.

However, the arrow is on the string, and it is not the character of the devil to be silent for too long. He used his acting skills of defrauding lucky money when he was a child, and tried his best to pretend to be unfathomable. When the things you want to see are not available in the Demon Palace, can it be an excuse for you not to take them?"

Although Huayu used Siri's voice bank, his tone was obviously not as rich as Siri's. He said a sentence in a flat, almost electronic tone. Meng Zhe repeated it, but put it on Mozun. This flat tone is the most frightening, Dai Mei was really frightened by him.

She fell to her knees with a plop, "Your Majesty calm down, Daimei has absolutely no intention of doing that."

Meng Zhe put down the curtain, "Go get it."

Seeing that Daimei was still standing up, he looked down at her, "You still have something to do."

Dai Mei gritted her teeth, "My lord, there is one more thing."

Meng Zhe unswervingly carried out the policy of saying less and making fewer mistakes. If he could say a word, he would never say two words. He said concisely, "Say."

Listening to the tone of Daimei, she felt the demon's deep impatience, and she quickly speeded up her speech, "The Taoist priest Xiao is already abolished. If we give him a full set of teaching aids according to the old practice of male pets, I'm afraid he won't be able to survive today." Tonight, look..."

Mencius "?"

He slowed down for two seconds, "...Damn it."

Even if he thought about it with his ass, he knew what kind of thing this complete set of teaching aids might be.

Meng Zhe's brain solidified for a moment, "Huayu, how do you answer this thing?"

Huayu said, "According to the simulation, the answer that most agrees with the demon's temperament is: I glanced at Dai's eyebrows contemptuously, and said coldly, "The whole set of teaching aids can't be used, what's the use for you?"I don't care what method you use, let him live to give me a full set. "

Meng Zhe "...?"

If it was said that the previous Ba Boss could barely cope with the speech, Meng Zhe really couldn't say this sentence.

No matter what kind of person Chang Xiao is in the novel, whether he has stabbed the protagonist twice, the current Meng Zhe is just a stranger who has nothing to do with him. Even in the previous eight chapters, Meng Zhe treated Chang Xiao They all have a good impression of him. Now, with just one word from him, this person may suffer great humiliation and pain, and may even die. Meng Zhe, who grew up under the red flag, really can't do it.

He touched his nose, "You said this is the most suitable one, what about the second one?"

Huayu said, "I suggest that Mr. Sneak a sneer and say, 'Then you can get as much as you can. The result is not important. You will suffer a lot of pain during the process. I just want him to be sent to my bedroom alive.'"

Meng Zhe took a deep breath.

I feel Buxing.

Fortunately, when Meng Zhe was a child, he studied the Mathematical Olympiad in primary schools all the year round, and he was well versed in the three major methods of drawing inferences from one instance. Through this, he almost figured out what kind of person the Mozun was like, so he said casually, "Then it won't be up, Send it to the dormitory, and the deity will teach it in person."

——Three points are casual and seven points are impatient, a perfect Demon King character design.

Daimei really didn't see anything wrong, and even shivered, "I obey."

For a while, she even felt a little sympathetic to Daoist Xiao Xiao.

At the same time, in the underground cold prison.

Chang Xiao sat in the same place, a layer of frost formed on his brows, in the deepest part of this magic palace, even Nongzhu felt cold, countless monks entered here, jumping up and down in the cold, hugging himself desperately Trembling, Chang Xiao couldn't control the voluntary reaction of his muscles, he was also trembling, but it was very subtle, and his expression was extremely indifferent, in Nong Zhu's view, he was just sitting there quietly, as if he was dead.

The Mozun hadn't given the order yet, so she couldn't do anything to Chang Xiao for the time being, she could only dangle in front of him, pointing to the torture tools on the wall, and asked him, "Do you know what these are for?"

Chang Xiao naturally ignored her.

Nong Zhu smiled, and pointed to the big ice-like cold jade bed, "Lay on it later, you will know how powerful it is."

She turned around the bed, "The Daoist Priest's complexion is as white as jade, if it turns red and purple, I wonder if it will look better?"

She touched another loose whip casually, "This one is also powerful, with a tricky angle, it can hit anywhere, and it's not easy to hurt, but it hurts very much. If the skin turns red and purple from the cold, if you hit it again, it will be very painful."

Seeing that Chang Xiao was still silent, she touched another white jade ring and put it on her pale fingertips, "You really don't want to look at me? Talk to me and save you from suffering."

Chang Xiao glanced at her like alms, his glazed eyes reflected the pale snow color, without waiting for Nong Zhu to say more, he closed his eyes again, and said flatly, "The girl is as good as she is."

"You!" Nong Zhu was out of breath for a while, but recovered quickly, and said softly, "You will suffer."

She still wanted to show Chang Xiao something, but when she heard extremely brisk footsteps, it was Dai Mei who came down with her skirts lifted, looked at her holding the whip, her face turned pale with fright, and said, "Sister, don't play tricks, Your Majesty!" Tell me, you don't need to do anything, just send it directly to the Venerable's bedroom, he has his own arrangements."

Hearing this, Chang Xiao slightly opened his half-closed eyes, and shook off the frost on his eyelashes.

Nong Zhu sighed, "What a disappointment."

She turned back, "You don't have to be complacent, Your Majesty's means are much more than mine, if it falls into his hands, life would be worse than death. I see you, you won't survive tonight."

Chang Xiao lowered his eyelashes, his expression didn't fluctuate in the slightest, and he just said, "Thank you for your concern, Miss."

He stomped his feet with a strong vermilion air.

After Chen Shi, Mozun withdrew his dinner, and Chang Xiao was brought into Changming Hall, Mozun's bedroom.

As the name says, Changming Hall is brightly lit all night long, bright as day.

Because Mozun said that he wanted to have sex in person, Chang Xiao’s clothes hadn’t been changed, he was still dressed in the morning, he was wearing extremely heavy shackles, the circle of his neck was red, his back was still straight, as if he was not As pets and others, but as honored guests, you want to taste wine with the owner under the moon and enjoy flowers in front of the stage.

He brushed away Daimei's hand that was about to help, walked up the stairs alone, took a deep breath, put his hand on the door, and knocked lightly on the knocker.

Meng Zhe was reading at night.

Dai Mei didn't know what he wanted to read, so she took all kinds of books. Meng Zhe picked out a chronicle, read it, and suddenly discovered in horror that his current identity is not some magic cultivator who hasn't appeared yet. , is the hero Song Zhixuan himself who was stabbed twice by his brother!

According to the chronicles, his spiritual veins were abolished by Chang Xiao Yijian, and he has been unable to practice since then. However, as the hero, he will not die easily.

Although Song Zhixuan was stabbed, he didn't actually die. He crawled a few kilometers in a daze, luckily picked up some magic cultivator's inheritance, and then frantically opened up cheats all the way. Within a year, he arrived at Transcendence Tribulation, becoming the first monk in this continent who is expected to ascend to the top in a thousand years.

Then he hacked the original Demon Lord to death, took over the position of the current Demon Lord, and negotiated peace with Zhengdao who had been fighting for a hundred years.

Now that Song Zhixuan's cultivation was extremely high, Zhengdao didn't dare to confront him head-on. Hearing the peace talks, he was overjoyed, and immediately wanted to cede the land and pay compensation.However, Song Zhixuan didn't want treasures or money. His only request for the peace talks was that Yipin Pavilion hand over his big disciple Chang Xiao who had stabbed him several times and made him hate him to the bone.

This was the first scene Meng Zhe saw when he woke up.

At the same time, someone knocked lightly on the door knocker of his bedroom three times.