The villain's non-scientific feeding plan

The young man from Yaowang Valley turned pale green.

He wailed, threw himself in front of the jade pendant, and cried, "Do you know how valuable this jade pendant is? I can't even pay back my salary for two months! My God, this is the first time I've used it..."

Meng Zhe silently twisted a bank note for him.

The boy glanced at the face value, and got up silently, "I'm fine."

Meng Zhe "..."

He pretended not to know what happened, touched the ashes of the jade pendant with his toes, and said with an innocent face, "What's going on?"

The girl scratched her head, feeling very strange, "I don't know, I've never seen such a thing before."

She spread out the small notebook, "I'll write it down and ask Master."

Although Meng Zhe is innocent on the surface, he is very clear in his heart. He did not think about it just now. Now that he thinks about it, it is nothing more than the protagonist's cultivation base is too against the sky. Scales measure weight, and the units of measurement are different, one kilogram and one ton, so it's strange if it doesn't explode.

He hurriedly stopped the girl, "This thing of yours is the public property of the sect, right? Don't you need to compensate for damage?"

The girl thought for a while, "What I want, besides paying the money, is to work as a coolie in the vegetable garden."

Meng Zhe saw that there was something going on, and hurriedly fooled, "Little fairies, it's like this, I like Yaowang Valley very much, and I want to try it, if your elders know that I ruined a jade pendant as soon as we met, you must have prejudice against me , anyway, I gave the money, and you bought another one, how about this matter being exposed?"

The boys and girls looked at each other, feeling that Meng Zhe's request was very reasonable.

They asked two more innocuous questions, glanced at Meng Zhe's luggage, saw that there were no monk's swords, guns, swords and halberds, judged that he was an ordinary person without cultivation, and ended the interrogation.

When the girl was leaving, she was very reluctant to part with Dafu.

She looked at Dafu's snow-white fur with great attachment, and asked expectantly, "Well, can I touch him?"

Meng Zhe rubbed Tuanzi's snow-white little buttocks, showing that he had rubbed the cat's fur again, and said with a smile, "Then you have to ask my little friend."

He nodded Dafu's little head, tilted his head and asked him, "This sister wants to hug you, is that okay?"

In fact, considering Chang Xiao's superficial understanding of pets, in most cases, this is not a question.After all, what the owner's guests want to do does not require the pet's consent, whether it is touching, rubbing, or even more excessive requests, pets should not refuse.

However, Meng Zhe was indeed in a questioning tone.

So Chang Xiao tilted his head to look at Meng Zhe for a moment, and tugged at the front of his shirt. Meng Zhe is wearing that kind of cross-collared pair of fronts today, and he can pull out the space like a small slanted pocket. Chang Xiao He buried his head in first, but the four short legs fluttered wildly for a while, and then seemed to break through some restraints, with a bang, the whole cat shrank into the interlayer between Meng Zhe's coat and coat.

Meng Zhe hugged him with a dazed expression, holding his buttocks with his hands to prevent his belt from being crushed to death, and sighed to the girl, "Sorry, my cat seems to have had a bad experience before, he It seems like I don't want to be hugged by you."

The girl waved her hands again and again, "No, it's okay."

She looked at the kitten worriedly, "I don't know what happened to such a cute cat, he looks very afraid of people, you must take good care of him."

Meng Zhe touched the kitten's round head through the material of the cloth, and feeling his touch, Chang Xiao couldn't help but rub Meng Zhe's warm palm, and Meng Zhe laughed dumbfoundedly, "Of course, my cat, who is it?" Can't be bullied anymore."

Chang Xiao suddenly felt that Meng Zhe's clothes were too thick, which made him very hot.

The young men and women bid farewell, reluctantly wanting to leave, the young man suddenly thought of something, turned around and reminded, "Hey, you brought a cat, when the time comes, you must not consider Yipin Pavilion as a teacher."

Meng Zhe was taken aback, and asked "Why?" He looked suspiciously at the clothes of the two of them, "Isn't your Medicine King Valley a subsidiary sect of Yipin Pavilion?"

In the world view of "Understanding the King of the World", Yipin Pavilion is extremely powerful, almost occupying half of the righteous forces. The small sects next to it have to rely on it to survive, and Yaowang Valley is obviously one of them. The other 'one' pins on it are evidence.

The girl made a grimace, and said, "We have no choice but to rely on them, whoever is the same as them, Yipin Pavilion is a pervert."

After finishing speaking, she waved goodbye to Meng Zhe and left with her senior brother.

So Meng Zhe suddenly remembered the weird bruises on Chang Xiao's body that night he had been drinking.

He rubbed Dafu in his arms, and said to himself, "Should I write a letter back to the Demon Palace to ask how Chang Xiao is doing?"

Dafu poked his head out and tilted his head, "Mi??"

--please do not!

However, Meng Zhe didn't hear his objection. He spread out the letter paper and rubbed the ink to write. With a meow, Dafu threw himself on the table, firmly occupying the paper, and stared at Meng Zhe with wet eyes. , as if softly begging, "No, please."

Meng Zhe carried him down.

Dafu jumped up again and looked at Meng Zhe stubbornly.

Meng Zhe carried him down again.

Dafu persevered and jumped up.

Meng Zhe hugged him down again, nodded his head, and said helplessly, "Hey, I'm writing a letter, stop making trouble, and play with you later."

Chang Xiao shut himself up.

He gave up hope, crawled to the side, huddled into a ball, and watched Meng Zhe's pen run like a snake, force through the back of the paper.

After Meng Zhe finished the last stroke, he blew the remaining ink on the paper in satisfaction, snapped his fingers, and the paper disappeared out of thin air.

This is a relatively simple spell, a bit similar to the Great Teleportation of the Universe. If the steps are correct, this piece of paper will immediately appear in front of Dai Mei, the exclusive secretary of the Mozun.

Dai Mei was playing mahjong with Nong Zhu and the other two elders.

Now it was Nong Zhu's turn to play a card, she carefully looked at the situation on the field, and bang played a card "Two Barrels."

The girl in white on her left suddenly sneered, and pushed the card in front of her with overwhelming momentum, "I'm stupid."

Nong Zhuliu raised his eyebrows and was very dissatisfied. He shouted, "It's just some useless ostentation. It's just luck. Let's do it again!"

Then she was covered with a piece of straw paper that fell from the sky.

Nong Zhu started cursing, "Who is this, is there any morality, let's see if I don't kill you... Your lord?"

She caught a glimpse of Mozun's extraordinarily bold signature.

The white-clothed girl burst out laughing, "You are so brave, you want to fuck/Dead Lord? Do you want to have a good talk with him the next time I meet him?"

Another orange-clothed girl also laughed, "You are such a beauty, maybe you will like it last time?"

Nong Zhu didn't dare to read the contents, so he handed the letter to Daimei, and gave her a white look, "Bai Ling, Jiang Tiantian, watch your mouth carefully."

She raised her orchid finger and picked up a card, "I really want to do it, but your lord doesn't want to. I thought I was born not beautiful enough. Your lord has countless beauties, so he doesn't like me. Unexpectedly, tsk tsk ..."

Bai Ling and Jiang Tiantian closed their ears and their eyes were piercing.

Nong Zhu shrugged, "Your Majesty likes men."

The eyes of the two were even more piercing, and a raging fire was almost ignited in the pupils.

Nong Zhu drew another card, "A new master lives in Ganquan Hall, you all know that, right? That Taoist priest is amazing."

She kept it secret in a mysterious way, "I heard that he stabbed us twice."

These words really shocked everyone, Bai Ling and Jiang Tiantian looked at each other, Bai Ling swallowed hard, "Poke twice, what did you use?"

Jiang Tiantian widened her beautiful eyes, "Our lord is so good-looking, why does he only stab twice?"

Nong Zhu rewarded each of them with chestnuts, and said angrily, "Knife, stabbed twice with the knife, what the hell are you thinking?"

She shook her head, "Think about it, what kind of temper does our lord have? It's the temper that if people don't offend me, I won't offend others. If anyone offends me, I'll kill him. And that person is said to be the chief culprit who caused the lord to fall into the devil. , such bloody enmity, I thought that His Majesty would punish him severely as soon as he caught him."

She sighed regretfully, "I also purposely polished and waxed all the instruments of torture in the Demon Palace. The disks are round and round, just in case the burrs will prick your hands. Unfortunately, this one will enter the Ganquan Palace in a blink of an eye. , Maybe the next time we meet, we will have to salute and call you Empress."

Bai Ling paused as he touched the cards, "A man can't be called a lady, can he?"

Jiang Tiantian interrupted, "Then what should we call, Daddy?"

Chang Xiao under Meng Zhe's desk shivered.

Nong Zhu's hands froze in mid-air, and the card table fell into an eerie silence.

It was Daimei who broke the silence, she spread the letter flat on the table, "Said Cao Cao, Cao Cao arrived, Your Majesty just asked me to ask how Chang Xiaodao lived, and I will go right away."

She stood up and saluted dignifiedly, "Everyone, take care of yourself."

Jiang Tiantian grabbed her hand and said coquettishly, "Sister Daimei, take me with you, I really want to see the beautiful Daochang brother."

Bai Ling nodded his head, "I'm going to see Brother Taoist too."

So Nong Zhu, who was surrounded by beauties just now, turned into a lonely old man in an instant. She built a mahjong tower out of boredom, and then poked the tower down with her fingers dyed with Kodan, muttering to herself, "It's really boring."

Daimei and the others teleported to the gate of Ganquan Hall, with Bailing walking in the front, she pushed the door knocker, and the little girl Luomei was sweeping the leaves on the ground, seeing the three of them hurriedly saluted, and said respectfully, "Master Daimei, Lord Bailing , Master Jiang."

Bai Ling nodded slightly, looking at a cold and noble person, dressed in white, with black hair and snow skin, not like a demon cultivator, but like a fairy above the nine heavens, and said coldly to Luomei, "Where is Daoist Chang Xiao? We are waiting for you." Respect Your Majesty, ask some small questions routinely."

Luo Mei was taken aback by her outstanding demeanor, and quickly put down the broom. "Three adults, wait a moment. The Taoist priest doesn't like crowds. He likes to paint and play the piano by himself. He should be painting plums in the backyard. I'll call for it."

She took a step forward and was about to run back when Jiang Tiantian suddenly let out a surprise and waved her hand, "No need."

She frowned beautifully, "He is no longer here."

Everyone was shocked.

Dai Mei turned around abruptly, and hastily ordered, her voice resounded in every corner of the magic palace, "Everyone listen to the order, lock the city and seal the palace!"

However, before her words fell, Jiang Tiantian shook her head again, she raised her eyes, a golden storm was brewing in her pupils, apparently she was still using her spiritual power on a large scale just now, "I have swept across the magic palace for three hundred miles , there is no one, and I won’t be able to find it for a while.”

Dai Mei's nails dug into the flesh.

Jiang Tiantian couldn't help but said, "What should we do?"

Bai Ling let out a long sigh, "What else can I do? You first arrange people to look for it. I, the head of internal affairs, and sister Dai, the sage's close attendant, let's go together and plead guilty to the sire first."

She closed her eyes and smiled wryly, "According to the importance His Majesty attaches to that Taoist priest, I hope that we will not come back without arms or legs this time."

On the Fanjiang River three hundred and one miles away from them, His Majesty Mozun, who was humming a little tune on the boat, didn't know that two great gods were flying towards him at high speed. He hugged his cat, and his childhood was extremely comfortable.

Meng Zhe: Keep looking forward to a better tomorrow :).