A hundred ways to conquer yourself

She opened Gu Yunze's fingers one by one, let her hand spread upwards, and then inserted her own fingers || in one by one, the ten fingers were tightly intertwined, and the two of them held hands at the same time.

This is with yourself.

Gu Yunze arranged for Aunt Yang to be a private hospital, which is located in a relatively remote location, but relatively better able to guarantee the patient's privacy and safety.

Xiaoxi is very smart and knows the word hospital. When she saw the hospital, she immediately became anxious. She opened the car window and asked Yi Lan, "Sister Ye, why do we come to the hospital? Aren't we going to see my mother?" ?”

Yi Lan couldn't answer, so she poked Gu Yunze.

Gu Yunze held her hand and replied instead of her: "Your mother is in the hospital. She suffered a small injury when she went out, so she is staying in the hospital."

Xiaoxi looked frightened and asked, "Aunt Yun, what kind of injury did my mother suffer? Is it serious?"

"Not serious, just a small injury."

"Small wound...why does Xiao Shang stay in the hospital?"

"She's afraid you're worried."

Holding the painting, Xiaoxi was still very scared, so she went to confirm with Yilan: "Sister Ye, my mother...is it true that she just suffered a little injury?"

Yi Lan can't be sure, but they are all related to Gu Yunze, and those people will not be light on their hands.

"Well... it will be here soon, Xiaoxi can go and confirm with her mother herself."

"Is it coming soon?"

"Ah."

Xiaoxi didn't ask any more, but just held on to the car window and looked out, hoping to see her mother sooner.

Yi Lan tilted her head and asked Gu Yunze with her eyes, is Mrs. Yang really hurt badly?

Gu Yunze received it, but just shook his head.

Yi Lan knew.

Picking between his nails, he suppressed the strange excitement floating in his heart again.

In the hospital, as soon as the driver stopped the car, Xiao Xi couldn't wait to take off her seat belt, pushed the car door and jumped down, but she didn't run around, she just stood obediently beside the car, waiting for Yi Lan and Gu Yunze to join her.

The two got down and walked behind, while Xiaoxi walked in front.

Gu Yunze commanded the direction, and Xiao Xi explored the way ahead with her short legs, turned left and right, got on the elevator, got out of the elevator, and walked through the corridor, finally arrived at the destination.

"Mother!--"

Xiaoxi was like a little bird, she spread her wings and flew into the ward. She called her mother twice, but she didn't receive a response.

When it flew into the ward, the bird stopped singing.

Staring blankly at the empty hospital bed.

When Yilan and Gu Yunze walked in one after the other, Xiaoxi raised her hand, pointed to the empty hospital bed, and asked, "Sister Ye, where is my mother?"

Yi Lan didn't know, but Gu Yunze did.

Frowning, as if it was real, he turned around and went out to find the person who had been guarding outside the ward, but the two guarding the ward were also gone.

Called Cen Jing, but couldn't get through.

After hanging up, I called Du Chun again, but it still didn't work.

Gu Yunze pressed the call button, and when he was about to dial again, he received a call, which showed Cen Jing's number.

Glancing at Yi Lan, Gu Yunze picked up the phone, "Where is it?"

It wasn't Cen Jing on the other end of the phone, but a rough male voice: "The abandoned factory in the west of the city, half an hour, if you don't come, they will all die."

"Dududu-"

As soon as the other end finished speaking, he hung up the phone.

Yi Lan saw her sullen face, took her hand and shook it lightly, and asked, "How is it? Did you find it?"

"Well," Gu Yunze's face softened a little, "I'll go find them and come back. You and Xiaoxi, just stay here and wait for me to come back, okay?"

"Not good," Yi Lan flatly refused, "I want to go with you."

Gu Yunze also refused: "Hey, be obedient, I can rest assured that you are here. It's okay, I'll go back as soon as I go, and see you soon."

Yi Lan still refused her refusal.

Just when the two of them couldn't compete on the issue of rejection, it couldn't be more coincidental that Yuan Zheng turned a corner and walked into this corridor.

As soon as Yuan Zheng saw Yi Lan, his decadent and dull eyes suddenly lit up, and he ran towards them, calling, "Ye Ye!"

Immediately, all eyes from the corridor were attracted, including those of Yi Lan and Gu Yunze.

"Ye Ye... you, what are you..." Yuan Zheng was halfway through, before finally noticing that there was Gu Yunze standing next to Yi Lan, the subject of his investigation all along, so he lowered his face and stretched out his hand to grab With a tug on Yi Lan's arm, she pulled Yi Lan over, "Ye Ye, why are you with her?"

Yi Lan blinked, "I've always been with Aze."

Gu Yunze put his hands behind his back, "It's good that the original police officer is here. Then please trouble the original police officer, and help me take care of Aye and Xiaoxi for a while."

"Help you?" Yuan Zheng snorted coldly, "Who do you think you are, why should I help you?"

Gu Yunze ignored his cold face, "You will help. Ah Ye, you are here, just wait for me to come back, okay?"

Yi Lan: "No, I want to go with you."

Yuan Zheng couldn't understand the conversation between the two of them, "Ye Ye, what are you talking to her? Where are you going with her?"

Yi Lan shook her head, "It has nothing to do with you, I'll go tell her."

Saying that, Yi Lan pushed away Yuan Zheng's hand that had been holding on to her arm, walked towards Gu Yunze, and said stubbornly, "I want to go with you."

"This is what I promised you. As long as you need me, I will be by your side. I can't say nothing."

Gu Yunze sighed, hugged her shoulders, and pressed his forehead against hers, "Do you really want to be by my side that much?"

"real."

Gu Yunze said hello, leaned down and kissed Yi Lan's lips, and said, "Aye, you have always been by my side, on my heart..."

After finishing speaking, Gu Yunze straightened up and pushed Yi Lan in the direction of Yuan Zheng, "Help me keep an eye on her."

This push was caught off guard, and Yi Lan didn't even have time to guard against it.

"Gu Yunze!"

Gu Yunze only thought that he was deaf and couldn't hear anything, so he walked downstairs quickly.

Yi Lan was going to chase her, but Yuan Zheng stopped her and didn't allow her to go, "Ye Ye, Ye Lian! Wake up! You can see who she is! She is Gu Yunze!"

"I know!"

"Then open your eyes and see who I am!"

Yi Lan calmed down a bit, pinched her fingertips, and suppressed the excitement that had resurfaced.

Yuan Zheng's face was full of injuries. After all, he had just been hit in the workplace, and now he was hit face-to-face in love. Under the double blow, it was really hard not to get hurt, "Ye Ye, look clearly, I am your fiance, not Gu Yunze."

"It's been two months, I've been worrying about you every day, what about you? Have you ever thought about me every minute?"

Yi Lan was very honest: "No."

If it was Ye Lian before, maybe he really thought about it for a minute and a second, but not too much.But that Ye Lian is no longer there, and she is here now.

All she could see and think of was only one person, and that was herself.

Yuan Zheng didn't expect Yi Lan to speak so bluntly, and now his face, which was already hurt, was even more disheartened, as if he had no interest in life anymore.

His hand slipped from Yi Lan's arm, and he took out another thing and handed it to Yi Lan.

"This is yours, take it. In the future, even if you want to keep it, it won't be me."

Yi Lan took the things he handed over, looked down, and confirmed that it was the pocket gun that she threw away when she first arrived, when she was testing herself.

"Thank you."

"Need not."

Xiao Xi hugged the painting and was still immersed in the sadness of her mother's disappearance. The little person stood at the door of the ward, staring blankly at the empty hospital bed.

Yi Lan put the gun away, went to squat down and stroked her hair, and comforted her: "Xiaoxi, sister and aunt Yun are going to pick up your mother, and you will stay here with this uncle Yuan, waiting for us to come back. OK?"

Hearing that her mother could come back, Xiaoxi immediately came back to her senses, "Sister Ye, can you really bring mother back?"

"Of course," Yi Lan smiled, "Uncle Yuan is a police|| police officer, so Xiao Xi doesn't have to be afraid, as long as we come back, you understand?"

Xiaoxi nodded desperately, "Yes! I will obediently wait here for mom, sister and aunt Yun to come back!"

"it is good."

Yi Lan stood up, nodded slightly to Yuan Zheng, "I'm in trouble."

Yuan Zheng just shook his head and didn't speak.

Yi Lan doesn't care about this, she just wants to find herself immediately, and then play the last game in this world with herself.

From the very beginning, Gu Yunze was playing a game with her.

The name of this game is called, I envisioned an answer about you, but I can't fully confirm it, so I want you to do me one last favor.

It's a long name, but she loves it.

From the moment he saw it for the first time, Gu Yunze had been setting up tricks for her all the time, and she followed her own, jumping down one by one.

She wanted to know the answer herself, and she wanted to tell herself the answer.

There are things that are intended to be completed in both strokes, and there is no need to twist and not cooperate.

If it wasn't for the limitation of the main god, Yi Lan would be more inclined to show the answer to herself at the beginning.

But it's not bad now, step by step, I'm about to find it.

Abandoned factory in the west of the city.

When Gu Yunze arrived, she was greeted by a circle of guns, and then Yuan Si emerged from behind the circle of guns.

"Yo, Miss Gu, I've been waiting for you for a long time, but you're finally here."

Gu Yunze looked indifferent, "What do you want?"

Yuan Si looked embarrassed, and said: "Sister Gu, you have misunderstood me. I don't dare to ask you for anything. It's all the people above, otherwise I wouldn't dare to ask you."

"where are they?"

"It's inside, Miss Gu, please—"

Gu Yunze glanced at him, his face was still calm, as if he was in control of everything, and it was true.

From before to now, the only thing she can't control is that one person.

One, possibly one of her own.

The author has something to say: the game is nearing the end~

☆. Seventh: The undercover lover of the boss (16)

Abandoned factory in the west of the city.

Yi Lan turned over a few bills from his pocket and handed them to the taxi driver, "You don't need to look for it, thank you!"

The driver took the money, looked at it, and hurriedly said no, "You gave too much, you can take three more back..."

Before he finished speaking, he turned his head and looked back, and Yi Lan in the back seat had disappeared.

Shaking his head, the driver sighed, the rich people these days are really generous...

After collecting some money, the driver changed the direction of the car, parked on the side of the road and waited.

Even if he was driving from the east of the city to the west of the city, the money Yi Lan just gave him was enough to drive back and forth several times. Although the driver didn't know why Yi Lan traveled so far alone and why he came to such an abandoned factory, he still Thinking about waiting, I will take people back later, after all, it is not easy to take a taxi here.

Yi Lan walked quickly and turned into a trot, shouting to herself while running: "Gu Yunze! Gu Yunze——"

Her voice was floating back and forth in the abandoned and empty factory, then slowly weakened, and finally disappeared in the wind passing through here.

"Aze!——"

Yi Lan looked around, trying to find where she was hiding, but she kept silent, as if she was standing behind her all the time.

It can never be found, but it has always been there.

"Gu Yunze!"

These three words echoed everywhere in the abandoned factory, Gu Yunze, Gu Yunze...

Echoing, echoing, but not getting the desired response.

Yi Lan stood still in the center of the factory, turning around and around, her steps were a little messed up.

Pinching his fingertips, Yi Lan pulled out the main god and asked, "Where are my own people? Where are they?"

Lord God: "Ding——here it is."

Yi Lan frowned, "Then why can't I find it?"

Lord God: "Ding—please look up."

Yi Lan immediately did as he said, looked up and saw himself, not only himself, but also Du Chun, Cen Jing, and Mrs. Yang who disappeared from the hospital, all there.

"Okay, you go to sleep."

Lord God: "..."

It's really good, your attitude of throwing it away after use is really, very good.

Yi Lan has no time to deal with the rich inner drama of the Lord God at all, she is now immersed in this game with herself and cannot extricate herself.

It seems that in order to verify whether the answer is correct, I really spent a lot of money.

Then, do I want to help myself, or wait for me to finish all the previous preparations, and then give her the final result?

Yi Lan was thinking about it when a group of people surrounded him quietly.

After forming a circle, Yuan Sicai, who was facing Gu Yunze into the abandoned factory, reappeared, bowed to Yi Lan and smiled, "Oh, you are Ye Lian, policeman Ye, right?"

Yi Lan put her hands on the gun, frowned slightly, looked at Yuan Si, and asked, "Who are you?"

Yuan Si raised his hand, "I, I am definitely a law-abiding citizen! Officer Ye||Officer, you have to be careful, I never pick trouble with you, it is our sister Gu who picks things up, then, our sister Gu There it is."

Yi Lan looked in the direction he pointed, and saw that he was tied up with a rope and tied to a cross-like wooden bar, his eyes were closed, and he seemed to be in a coma.

Cen Jing and Du Chun are also in this state.

After digging between his nails, Yi Lan controlled himself to calm down, opened his mouth calmly, and asked, "You are a law-abiding citizen, a law-abiding citizen, do you ever put others under house arrest?"

Yuan Si raised three fingers again, "No! Absolutely not! So Police Officer Ye, Sister Gu, and other people are not bound by me, and have nothing to do with me..."

Yi Lan glanced at the guns surrounding her, "Then where did you find so many guns?"

Yuan Si chuckled, "It's definitely from legitimate channels, Officer Ye||Officer, you can rest assured. Hey, you guys, put down your guns! Point the gun at someone, Officer Ye||Officer, what's the answer? Thing, if something goes wrong with the gun, Mr. Ye will definitely not spare you!"

"Mr. Ye?"

"Oh, Police Officer||Officer Ye, don't you know? Mr. Ye, that's your father."

"What did you say?!"

"What I said is true. Officer Ye||Officer, we are all relying on your father to live to this day. So, we are all very grateful to your father, ah, that is Mr. Ye."

Yi Lan didn't really want to act, but for the sake of her hard work, she decided to cooperate.

His hands began to tremble uncontrollably, and even his pale lips trembled together: "You...you are lying, my father...my father is not such a person...he, he will never..."

With a gun in his hand, Yuan Si rubbed his scalp with the muzzle, smacked his lips, and said, "Hey, Officer Ye, I will run errands for Mr. Ye on matters between your father and daughter." It's not easy to intervene. But, but, what Mr. Ye means is that Sister Gu can no longer be kept."

"I, I know, you and Sister Gu have been together for two months, ah, you are somewhat emotional, right? But... you can only watch today. I'm sorry."

After the first step was over, Yi Lan moved into the second step, and the movement was so fast that he couldn't see clearly, he took out his gun, pointed at Yuan Si's forehead, and threatened: "I want to see him, I want to see him!"

Well, this kind of behavior can be said to be very similar to Ye Lian's reaction.

It will probably add a lot of difficulty to your own judgment.

However, since she has put so much effort into it, the little she put in is really nothing.

As soon as Yi Lan took the gun, the gun that Yuan Si had just taken back with a drink was picked up again, and pointed directly at her.

Yuan Si raised his hands, and shouted again: "What are you doing! Who told you to point guns at Police Officer Ye?! Put them all down!"

Those people looked at each other, then at Yuan Si, and put down their guns.

Yi Lan repeated those two sentences again emotionally, her voice was a little hoarse, and she felt like she was going crazy when she heard it.

It's good, it feels right.

Yuan Si licked his lips and swallowed again, feeling quite nervous, "Ye, officer Ye, don't get excited, Mr. Ye is not coming today. He is at home, if you want to see him, just go back Just home, really."

"Then why did he ask you to kill Gu Yunze?!"

"Why... I, I don't know, maybe it's because Sister Gu doesn't do business with us anymore. Officer Ye||Officer you also know that Sister Gu is in Xuancheng, so it's true figure."

"So, if Sister Gu doesn't do business with us, then our business will basically be cut off."

"If the business is cut off, we will have no money. We are afraid of being poor. Mr. Ye is used to being rich, and he can't bear the days without money. So, we can only wrong Sister Gu."

Yi Lan: "..."

Well, suddenly it doesn't make any sense.

Sighing, putting away the gun, Yi Lan said: "Forget it, you go, put your sister Gu down, I can't continue acting."

Yuan Si was choked by Yi Lan's sudden words, "Uh... Officer Ye, you... what did you say?"

"Okay, stop acting," Yi Lan shook the gun in his hand, "You said it all, in Xuancheng, no one will touch Gu Yunze. As long as Gu Yunze says one thing, no one will dare to say another thing. "

"And...forget it, you go and put your sister Gu down first, I have something to tell her."

Yuan Si looked up, smacked his lips, okay.

With a wave of his hand, he took the people who used to surround Yi Lan with guns and went up to untie them.

But Gu Yunze was not among the people who needed to be untied, because she wasn't there in the first place, and there was only a person with her face in her face and a similar figure.

Therefore, when Yilan said he wanted to tell her something, Gu Yunze walked out from a hidden corner and asked calmly, "Aye, what do you want to say to me?"

As soon as Yi Lan heard her own voice, she turned around and fired at her place.

"boom!--"

Gu Yunze paused as he stepped forward, looked down at the bomb crater less than [-] centimeters away from his feet, raised his head again, and said calmly, "Ah Ye, what do you want to tell me?"

Yi Lan raised the gun expressionlessly, not pointing at herself, but at herself, and asked: "I can die for you, what can you do for me?"

Gu Yunze stepped forward and stepped over the crater, "I can die for you too."

"If I don't want you to die, what else can you do for me?"

"You can do whatever you want me to do."

"Then I want you to live for me, can you do it?"

"No."

"why?"

Gu Yunze had already stood in front of Yi Lan, with a slight smile on her lips, she said: "Without my own self, I can't live."

Yi Lan also laughed, but there was always something else in the smile, which even Gu Yunze couldn't understand.

"Lord God, Xia Xia—how is she?"

"Ding——after you completed the task, Ling Xia searched for you all over the world. After confirming that it was impossible to find you again, he returned to the rented house where you lived together in the west, and chose to end it on his own."

After hearing this, Yi Lan smiled.

So, the tasks of this world are basically the answers to the problems of the previous world.

She resisted asking all this time, and finally waited until Gu Yunze came to give her an answer. In the end, the answer was really not very good.

I can die for myself and I can live for myself.

However, only if you are alive, can you live for yourself.

If there is no self, there is no self.

That's it.

Yi Lan lowered her hands and fell to herself weakly, "Hold me."

"Ah."

Gu Yunze embraced Yi Lan as he said, and hugged her tightly, as if he wanted to integrate her into his body, so that they would never be separated again and become one forever.

……

Many years later, on a rainy day, in front of a tomb, stood a middle-aged woman holding an umbrella.

The woman put the two bouquets of flowers she brought in front of the tomb, knelt down by herself, and took a veil to wipe off the rain on the photo on the tomb.

"Aunt Yun, Sister Ye, I'm here to see you."

The author has something to say: It's over! (I really can’t bear to abuse myself QAQ)

I always feel that this title is not very good, um, I will change it later~

Chirp, chirp, see you in the next world tomorrow~

☆. Sixth: Vampire and her agent (1)

Before Yi Lan opened her eyes, she felt a little suffocated and panicked.

When her consciousness gradually gathered and she was able to make a more accurate judgment on the surrounding environment, Yi Lan knew that she was not a little bit, but very suffocated, almost suffocated to death.

And at the same time, I knew that my whole body was submerged in water.

The small blisters came out of the mouth in a series, making a sound of gurgling.

After flailing his hands and feet without bounds, he touched some cold and slippery bottom wall and propped himself up from the water.

But before three seconds passed, his hand slipped again, and he fell into the water again.

She waved her hand and caught something, and then rescued herself from the sinking state, and as soon as she got out of the water, Yi Lan immediately coughed violently.

"Cough cough cough!—"

I almost coughed my lungs out.

The Lord God chose such a time, and came out coolly and said: "It doesn't matter if you cough it up, anyway, you don't rely on that for a living, just come out when you come out."

Yi Lan: "..." What do you mean?

Could it be that the human beings in this world have developed to the point where they can live without relying on their lungs?

The Lord God said again: "Who told you that you are still human?"

Yi Lan: "..."

Am I not even human?

The Lord God sneered, you let me hang out for three or 40 years, completely disregarding the progress of the task, and showing off with yourself every day.

If I let you be a human being again, it would be a pity for myself.

Yi Lan coughed for a while, and finally eased up.

"Then you can't just avenge yourself just because of this?"

Lord God: "Who said I have avenged myself? I obviously granted one of your wishes, okay?"

Yi Lan had a bad intuition: "What wish do I have?"

The Lord God was very happy: "Of course it is that. You want to try yourself, if you become ugly, you will not recognize it yourself and will still dislike your wish!"

Yi Lan: "..."

really.

The fulfillment of this wish can be said to be quite malicious.

After being silent for a while, Yi Lan plucked up her courage and asked, "Then tell me, how ugly am I now?"

The Lord God didn’t say anything, but he wanted Yi Lan to feel it himself: “Get up from the bathtub first, there is a super-large full-length mirror opposite the bathtub, you can look at it yourself.”

Yi Lan didn't want to wake up.

I don't want to see it at all.

Anyway, she doesn't seem to feel the temperature... wait a minute, can't she feel the temperature?

Yi Lan reached out to touch the wall of the bathtub, then touched the water in the bathtub, and finally touched her own skin.

After touching it, Yi Lan thought, it's over, I really can't feel the temperature anymore.

It's not human anymore, it doesn't rely on lungs to live, and it can't feel the temperature, and I don't want to recognize it even if it's ugly...

So, what have you become?

But if you look directly in the mirror, the impact is too great, and it's hard to guarantee that you will be hit in various ways...

After thinking for a while, Yi Lan leaned against the bathtub and sat up, scooped up a handful of water and glanced cautiously.

A small and exquisite face was reflected in the water. The outline was not bad, but the content...was a little sad.

After Yilan had read it, the handful of water in his hand was basically gone.

The Lord God gloated: "How about it, are you satisfied?"

Yi Lan pinched her fingertips, resisting the urge to smash the main god, "Well... Satisfied, very satisfied. It's just my face, can it be uglier?"

Lord God: "Yes, of course!"

Yi Lan: "...you are really thoughtful."

Lord God: "You are welcome, and I will tell you secretly, if you are ugly to a certain extent, you will die."

Yi Lan: "Ugly?"

Lord God: "It's about the same."

Yi Lan sighed, and got out of the bathtub, and stood in front of the full-length mirror to get a comprehensive understanding of how ugly she is now.

After learning about it, Yi Lan scratched between his nails, thinking that he might not be far from death.

But I haven't even seen it myself.

It's too bad to just die like this, right?

Therefore, Yi Lan decided to rescue herself first, and then go to see herself.

After poking at the Lord God, Yi Lan asked: "Tell me, what should I do to make myself look a little better when I see myself?"

Lord God: "Ding—the attachment is open, go and see for yourself."

Yi Lan: "..."

Okay, just watch it yourself, it's not like you haven't seen it.

But since you've seen it yourself, don't worry.

Yi Lan looked around, found a large snow-white towel, wrapped herself up, and opened the door to go out.

It doesn't match the content of this face. The furnishings in the room are very exquisite and luxurious, and every detail reveals what is expensive.

But Yi Lan doesn't really care about this now.

I found the bed, sat on the bed, found a comfortable angle to slump down, and then opened the attached file and read it slowly.

The attachment describes her current identity in great detail.

There are two names, one Chinese and one foreign. The Chinese name is Baixi, which sounds ordinary; but the Western name is more unusual: Isabel Stuart.

Well, rather long.

Why are there two names, or are Chinese and Western different?

Because she is the product of the combination of Chinese and Western.

An oriental vampire met a western vampire. The two very flirtatious ghosts saw each other right after seeing each other. They went to bed as soon as they fell asleep, and separated after sleeping.

Then the ghost in the west wandered outside for another two or three months, and finally remembered that he still had a home, so he went home.

After living at home for a few days, the Western Ghost suddenly discovered that she was pregnant.

Between being born and not being born, after thinking about it again, Western Ghost decided to experience the magical process of giving birth.

Therefore, the western ghost sent a letter to ask the eastern ghost politely if they had any ideas about the name of their combination.

The Eastern ghost quickly wrote back to the Western ghost, saying that the Chinese name is Baixi, and the Western ghost can feel free to call it whatever the Western name is.

The Western ghosts agreed, and gave their combination Isabel Stuart--the unusually long name.

After a long waiting period, the Western ghost finally gave birth to her, a combination of Chinese and Western.

After the Western ghost gave birth, he just took a look at this crumpled combination, and he was not very happy, nor was he very happy to continue to experience the process of raising a child.

Naturally, he conveniently gave this combination to one of his human friends.

As for the human friend of Western Ghost, he has a special interest in vampires, but he has always suffered from the erratic whereabouts of vampires, making it difficult to meet and make friends.

So this human friend, when he heard that he could raise a vampire baby, he agreed to the Western ghost very excitedly.

Hmm... the human friend of the western ghost is herself.

Yi Lan couldn't help but want to sigh: Sure enough, one of the necessary tasks before destroying the mission world is where is the danger and where am I?

Pulling down the attached information, Yi Lan once again felt the malice from the Lord God.

A whole vertical row of photos, all of them are Baixi, with the same outline but different content, and the scores of the content also fluctuate from time to time, which can be said to be very erratic.

However, with such a face with erratic content, Bai Xi actually got a job that requires certain and high-scoring content-an actor.

Yi Lan: "..."

The Lord God must be teasing me, right?

actor?

Are you acting?What a unique and fresh experience.

The main god suddenly appeared: "Not at all. This is Baixi's own choice, and it has absolutely nothing to do with me."

Yi Lan scratched between her nails and asked, "Then can I quit this job?"

The Lord God said, "No."

Yi Lan asked, "Why?"

The Lord God said: "Because you and yourself have to rely on your job for food. You quit, are you ready to eat air with yourself?"

Yi Lan didn't believe it, and asked, "Then I don't have a job?"

The Lord God said, "Yes, your manager."

Yi Lan: "..."

Forget it, she should read the attachment first.

Just as Yi Lan was about to continue to swipe down, she heard someone knocking on her door, she paused, and asked, "Who?"

The people outside the door also paused, and it took a few seconds before they replied: "Me."

I?

Is it me?

It seems to be mentioned in the information I just read that I live with myself now, and it is still on the first floor, which is on the east and west sides of the stairs.

It's getting closer.

Yi Lan wrapped the big towel, got out of bed and opened the door for herself.

"What's up?"

"Well, let me tell you about Ming..." In the middle of speaking, the voice of the person outside the door stopped when he saw Yi Lan's face, his brows frowned, very dissatisfied, "Why did you become so ugly? "

Yi Lan: "..."

The main god jumped out at an extremely inappropriate time and made an extremely inappropriate voice: "Hahahaha."

Yi Lan tugged at the corner of her mouth: "Shut up."

The Lord God didn't shut up: "It's not me who said it, it was you who said it yourself."

Yi Lan said, "That's why I told you to shut up."

She couldn't get angry at herself and say shut up.

The main god went to sleep very aggrieved.

Then, Yi Lan raised her head to look at herself, sure enough, she was still as good-looking as ever.But before looking at it for a few seconds, he stretched out a hand and pressed his head back, so that his face was facing the ground.

At the same time, he said disgustedly: "Don't look at me, I just drank milk."

Yi Lan thought, it's over.

I can no longer produce the spark of love with myself.

The author has something to say: I'm afraid it's not going to be a funny article. . . .

☆. Sixth: Vampire and her agent (2)

In the attachment, I also introduce another identity of myself in this world.

According to the information, in this world, Wei Tang, besides being the friend of the western ghost and the manager of Baixi, also has an extremely mysterious occupation - of course, it does not make money.

Otherwise, the Lord God would not have said that they lived together with a ghost, and ended up relying on her job as a ghost with an erratic face for food.

It is this extremely mysterious occupation that puts them in danger of eating air at any time.

So what exactly is this job?

It's not mentioned in the attachment.

Ask the Lord God, the Lord God does not say anything.

Yi Lan pinched her fingertips and decided to find the answer by herself.

Wei Tang pressed Yi Lan's face down before continuing to say what he wanted to say: "I'm here to tell you that tomorrow afternoon you're going to shoot the cover of a magazine."

"So, before tomorrow afternoon, you have to restore your face to its best state, do you hear me?"

Yi Lan was forced to lower her head, and her voice came from below to above: "How...to recover?"

Wei Tang clicked his tongue impatiently, withdrew his hand that was holding Yi Lan, and said, "Everything is on the top shelf of the freezer, go get it and drink it yourself."