[Comprehensive British and American] Reversal of the future

The flow of time in the world is not the same. Although Beria and Constantine stayed in this world for almost six years, only six days passed in their original world.

Not a long time means that unless Hannessy and the others find a new job, it is normal for John Constantine, who is a master of black magic and does not work nine to five, to disappear for a few days.

There was something wrong, though, when Hannessy found a sticking point but couldn't get Constantine on the phone.

Constantine's trouble is definitely the first among the exorcists in the other world.Even when it comes to dealing with demons, the group of priests and exorcists are definitely on the same side, but there has never been John Constantine, who was directly blacklisted by the king of hell and still alive and well.

Hannessy was a little worried. After all, he was woken up by the sounds of hell this morning while wearing the amulet.There were shouts of "blood sea", "submerged" and so on, which made Hannessy really sweat.

Could it be that the hell demon wants to set off a sea of ​​blood and flood the world?

Unaware that it was the sea of ​​blood that flooded Hell, Hannessy tried to contact Constantine at the first time, but after the phone couldn't get through, he found Constantine's assistant, Chas Clem.

Chas Clem, who wanted to become a teacher, rushed to Constantine's apartment in Los Angeles immediately, ringing the doorbell and knocking on the door. After no response, he went to check the surveillance video on the first floor of the apartment. After discovering that Constantine hadn't gone out in the past six days, Chas Clem felt ominous.

After failing to get a key from the apartment building security, Chas Clem was torn between breaking and entering and calling 911.

What if Constantine hadn't heard him ring the doorbell?

...Nonsense, he rang the doorbell, knocked on the door, and yelled "John" several times. If he didn't hear it, it was purely deaf.

Chas Clem couldn't see that in this apartment under Constantine's name, which could be called simple, Constantine was lying on the square dining table in the center of the living room, wearing trousers and a white shirt. It was a broken wine glass.What had been in the glass had dried up, leaving a dirty yellow stain on the floor.

His eyes were closed tightly, and his chest didn't rise or fall.

Chas Clem, who didn't want to alert the police for the time being, decided to try breaking in first.

However, just as Chas Clem was about to knock on the door, in the apartment, Constantine suddenly took a big breath and sat up abruptly.

His hands were on the table, his heart was beating wildly.

In the living room, a figure appeared simultaneously.

The blond-haired and purple-eyed seraphim folded its wings, the robe on his body became a black suit, and his light-blond hair was shortened. He blinked, and the color of his hair and eyes directly changed back to the previous black.

Beria pulled the wrapped human into his arms, held his face and kissed it.During the staggered breathing, Constantine's breathing gradually became steady.

"How is it?" Bella asked softly.

"I'm not used to it." Constantine pulled his neck and said, "It feels a bit heavy."

Beria raised the corner of his lips and said, "That's because there are some impurities in your body that the soul doesn't like. You didn't feel it before, but now you feel it." Beria kissed the corner of the lips of the human being, "I It will help you remove the impurities."

Constantine looked at Beria speechlessly, and seriously reviewed himself.

Obviously there is nothing wrong with the meaning of these words, but why does Beria have a feeling of blush and heartbeat when he said it?

Is he too dirty?

Or is Beria just hinting at that?

"Johnny, your face is red." Beria reached out and touched the human face.

"...shut up." Constantine tried hard to keep a straight face.

"boom--!!"

At this moment, a loud noise came from the door, and Chas Clem screamed and complained loudly: "John, why is your door so hard!"

It should be said that fortunately Christmas is coming, and the residents of this apartment building have almost left, so no one called the police to arrest Chas Clem who tried to break in?

Chas Clem rubbed his arms angrily, and was about to try again when the door of the apartment opened.

"John!"

Chas Clem lifted his spirits, and was about to say something when he was shocked to find that the one who opened the door was not John Constantine at all! !

The man who opened the door also had black hair and black eyes, but unlike John Constantine, who was so handsome that his teeth itch, the man in front of him had an extremely beautiful appearance, which made one almost doubt his own eyes. Can it grow like this under any artificial traces?

But this thought only swirled in Chas Clem's mind before it sank to the bottom. Under the man's overwhelming aura, he subconsciously didn't dare to think about it.

Beria raised his eyebrows and said, "Chas Clem?"

Chas Clem's expression was stiff, and he said in a low voice, "It's me, hello, are you...? I'm here to find John Constantine, and I'm his assistant... Ah, John!"

Seeing Constantine appearing behind Beria, Chas Clem lifted his spirits, and quickly reached out and waved vigorously.

"Let him in, Beria."

Constantine said so, and Beria naturally would not object.

The Lord of Hell curled his lips, stepped aside, and said, "Come in."

Chas Clem walked into the apartment with weak hands and feet, and he attributed his lightness to the excessive force he had slammed on the door earlier.As for the white sweat on the head?It must be because Constantine's apartment is too cold. Although the current temperature in Los Angeles is hovering in the [-]s above zero, the cold corner without sunlight is still very cold.

Constantine poured a glass of plain water for Chas Clem, touched the side of the cup with his hand, heated it with the fire of hell, and then handed it to Chas Clem.

Chas Clem, who was holding a cup of warm water, heaved a sigh of relief, and took the initiative to explain the reason for coming here.

"Blood sea? Drowning?" Constantine's eyes wandered for a moment, he glanced at Beria, who was leaning against the doorframe of the bedroom with his arms folded, and immediately said seriously: "I see, you tell Hannasi about this Tell him to leave it alone, it's fine."

Chas Clem frowned and said, "Why didn't you say it yourself? I am your exorcist assistant, not your life assistant!"

He has been studying with Constantine for so many years, and has experienced life and death once, but Constantine does not let him do exorcism at all, and let him do the trivial things of driving and making phone calls.If John Constantine hadn't been a master in the world of exorcism, a master in the industry, or his idol all the time, he would have gone solo long ago.

Although I don't know if it can fly.

Constantine looked at Chas Clem helplessly. Five years had passed, and Chas was only 23 years old.Can't this kid go back to school and study hard?He doesn't have those terrible talents, so why bother to fight the devil!He has died once, can't he give up the idea of ​​becoming an exorcist?

Just as Constantine was about to say something, he heard Beria say, "Johnny."

Chas Clem: "!!!"

Jonny?

His name is John "Jony"? ?

Chas Clem blinked his eyes, hey, it's so nasty.

Beria leaned against the door frame and said calmly, "Chas Clem has been with you for many years, and I think I have learned a lot."

"Bella..."

Constantine is helpless, hasn't Beria given up on his previous idea?

"That's right, that's right." Chas Clem nodded desperately. "I studied very seriously. I can recite the Bible backwards and forwards. I can also make ancient crosses and holy water."

Beria chuckled and said, "In that case, I'll give him a graduation assessment, and if he passes, let him do the exorcism independently."

"You?" Chas Clem turned his head, stared at Beria with wide eyes, and said, "Are you an exorcist too?"

Constantine silently supported his forehead.

"It can be said that." Beria tilted his head, "For a while, I beat demons quite hard."

Chas Clem: "Wow."

So, this Beria is John's colleague at work?

If someone else said that, Chas Clem would have thought he was bragging.But this person?He subconsciously believed every word he said.

But why hadn't he seen Beria before?

The question turned in his mind before being left behind by Chas Clem. What is important now is not his relationship with John, but whether he can successfully graduate and perform an independent exorcism.

So it's settled.

Chas Clem walked out of Constantine's apartment with his chest held high, and he patted his chest and said that no matter what the graduation examination was, he would definitely graduate successfully and become an excellent exorcist.

Constantine looked at Chas Clem as if he was looking at a fool. In the end, he sighed helplessly, raised his hand and patted him on the shoulder, and said slowly, "Come on."

Beria will have a sense of proportion.

should.

"Don't worry, John." Chas Clem's smile was full of confidence, "Don't forget, I expelled the demon from Angela with you." He fell to his death once, but he also fought side by side with Constantine.

After seeing off Chas Clem, Constantine closed the door and couldn't help but sigh.

This kid, Chas, is still too naive.

After all, Chas Clem had driven him hard for five and a half years, so he couldn't be miserable, could he?

So, Constantine looked at Beria and said, "It's almost enough, don't leave a psychological shadow on Chas."

"You do care about him." Beria raised his eyebrows, and he walked over, wrapping his arms around Constantine's waist.The Lord of Hell caressed the exorcist's waist slowly, his slender fingers picked up a corner of the white shirt and slid it inside.

Constantine shrank his body in fear of tickle, then angrily took Beria's hand out of his clothes and threw it away, saying, "Speak well, don't move your hands or feet."

Beria stopped moving his hands and feet as he did, and started to move his mouth.

Constantine couldn't compete with this fallen angel who was so clingy to him, and Beria almost took all his breath away in a daze.Between lips and teeth, Constantine heard Beria's assurance.

"Don't worry, I have a sense of proportion. Just leave this matter to Crowley."

"...Crowley?"

"The leader of the red-eyed demon is not very strong, but his mind is very flexible." After saying a few words, Beria ripped off Constantine's white shirt impatiently, and said, "Johnny, don't mention it at this time. another man."

"Huh?" Constantine looked at Beria speechlessly, "Obviously you mentioned Crowley."

"Crowley is not a human being. I'm talking about that Chas Clem. Don't think about him." Beria directly picked up the human being and kicked open the bedroom door.

Belia covered Constantine's body, held Constantine's face with both hands, looked at the slightly moist black eyes of human beings seriously, and said seriously: "I will always look at you, and you, Johnny, also Just look at me."

"And..." Beria paused for a moment, then said slowly, "I love you, John Constantine."

Constantine was slightly taken aback, and then he raised his hand to hold Beria's face as well.He pursed his lips in embarrassment, and whispered: "I love you too, Beria."

Although it's a bit nasty to love something, but there are some thoughts that I still want this fallen angel to hear.

He knew that Beria thought the same way.

Beria lowered his head, resting his forehead on Constantine's, the corners of his lips curled up slightly.

When Constantine opened his eyes at dawn the next day, he almost thought he had returned to the previous world.

Because as far as the eye can see, the layout of the house is exactly the same as their previous apartment in Brooklyn.

Constantine propped up his body, stretched out his hand and opened the curtain to look out, oh, Los Angeles is still the same Los Angeles.However, the furnishings in the apartment are obviously from their previous world, since the small scratches on some things are exactly the same.

It was hard for Beria to purposely expand the space in order to fit the previous apartment into his small broken apartment.

Pushing open the bedroom door, I saw the same living room as before, even the aquarium.

"How is it?" Bella asked with a smile.

Constantine didn't speak, just gave a thumbs up.

Space magic is indeed one of the most convenient spells.

Then Constantine asked his biggest question.

The exorcist pointed to the beige ceiling and said, "If this ceiling is from the previous apartment, then the apartment in Brooklyn...?"

"It didn't collapse." Beria replied nonchalantly, "I replaced the ceiling and floor with other things."

The corner of Constantine's mouth twitched, hoping not to leave any psychological shadow on the people of Brooklyn in that world.

Christmas is a major holiday in the United States, but in view of the festival between the king of hell and a certain son of Christ born on the so-called Christmas day, Christmas is a day when evil spirits and ghosts revel in the world.

The carnival of demons, the tragedy of human beings.

However, seeing that Constantine, who was not very concerned about the world, started to choose Christmas gifts for his friends, Beria felt that he should show some kindness to Constantine's friends.

So he made a special trip back to hell to pick out Christmas presents for Constantine's friends.

Beria thinks he has chosen the gift that suits them best, but he doesn't know that the Christmas gift he gave scares some human beings.

Biman received a crimson beetle the size of a baby's fist.It may be weird to give people bugs as presents at Christmas, but for Biman, a "folklorist" who loves bugs, rare bugs are the best gifts.At Christmas, Biman, who is quite popular, often receives rare bugs as gifts from his various friends.

But the premise is that the worm is not a follower of Famine Knight, one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse!Moreover, judging by the color and size, it is clearly the king worm among the worms under Famine Knight's hands! !

It's like the death knight feeds the death messenger to create death accidents in the world and harvest human souls.The messengers of the famine knights are these famine slaves that look somewhat similar to dung beetles.They spread hunger and panic, and a single worm can arouse the desire to glutton beyond the tolerance of a human body, and keep eating to feed itself to death.

And one king worm is enough to plunge the entire Los Angeles into endless hunger.

Biman almost died of fright.

He likes bugs, and the premise of raising bugs is that he can control those bugs, not be hurt by them, and be able to prevent them from hurting others.But the king worm under Famine Knight, he was not sure at all.

At that moment, Biman almost thought that this was the prelude to the apocalypse on earth, and the end was coming!

Fortunately, the king worm was lying obediently in the gift box, even though he almost threw the box flying, it didn't run away, but obediently held a card with its two chest feet.

Biman's face turned green and pale, and finally picked up the card with trembling fingers.When I opened it, I was dumbfounded and a little bit at a loss.

Famine Knight's king worm, as a rare species of worms in the world, was given to him as a Christmas gift.

Surprised or not?

Biman just wanted to curse "Fuck".

However, when Biman saw the signature, he couldn't help being stunned.

The inscription has two lines: the first line, Beria.

Biman: Beria... He doesn't know a person named Beria who can get him this kind of horrible bug as a gift at all.Although the name reminded him of a certain Lord of Hell, it shouldn't be possible, right?

He doesn't know hell well.

Biman looked down, wait!

Rubbing his eyes, Biman said in disbelief: "John Constantine's fiancé? John has a boyfriend? Someone can really stand John..." The corners of his mouth twitched and he looked at the Famine King lying obediently in the box Worm, Biman's eyes are extremely complicated.

Well, even the famine king worm can get it, and John's fiancé is probably not a fuel-efficient lamp, so he can be restrained.

For Christmas this year, Biman received a famine king bug that frightened him half to death. What about the other people who have crossed paths with Constantine?

Hannessy received a pair of earplugs, the material is derived from the sound insulation material of hell, and after being plugged into the ears, it can completely eliminate the sound from hell.

Angela Dawson received a note with a detailed address and a name, which was the reincarnated home address and new name of her sister Isabel Dawson who died by suicide.

Chas Clem received a nail gun and a red-eyed demon.

Chas Clem was surprised when he received the Christmas gift from Constantine, who actually gave him the Crucifixion Gun, which was one of John's most handy weapons.

So, this is John's acknowledgment of him?

Before Chas Clem was excited for three seconds, when he opened the gift box that was delivered with Constantine's gift, he saw a wisp of red smoke fly out, and after landing, he turned into a red-eyed demon. He introduced himself as When the demon examiner sent by His Highness Beria to assess whether he could graduate with exorcism ability, Chas Clem was stunned.

This Christmas Eve, Chas Clem was in dire straits. He was chased by the red-eyed demon all over Los Angeles, completely wanting to cry.

Papa Midnight received a voodoo doll containing his sister's soul and a pocket radio.

Father broke out in a cold sweat at midnight.

You know, when he was still young, in order to be able to hear the voice of hell, he personally sent his sister into hell as his ear.For so many years, his sister has been in hell to help him inquire about the news of hell from time to time, but now what is the meaning of sending the soul back to him in a voodoo doll?

And what the hell is this radio that doesn't even have a logo?

Father Midnight felt nervous when he saw Beria signed on the card. He could completely rule out the possibility of having the same name as the existence that could send his sister's soul out of hell.But what is the meaning of that action of the king of hell?

Father Midnight thought of Lucifer the King of Hell and Gabriel the Seraphim who came to drink in his bar a few years ago, and his heart beat wildly.

And when he saw the next line identifying himself—not the Lord of Hell or the Lord of the Fallen, but John Constantine's fiancé, the voodoo wizard Dead Fisheye.

Why did John mess with the prince of hell?

Papa Midnight looked silently at the voodoo doll containing his sister's soul.

His younger sister was naturally happy to be able to leave hell. Even though her body was currently a small voodoo doll, being able to see the scenery of the world was a great joy to her.

She raised the pocket radio and said crisply: "His Royal Highness Beria said that this radio can receive the sound of hell. For the sake of you being John Constantine's friend, your Christmas present .”

Papa Midnight: So, John Constantine really messed with the Lord of Hell?Still fiance?

Father Midnight held his forehead silently, he had an ominous premonition.

Constantine: "The bar that opened at midnight is pretty good. We're going to party all night on Christmas Eve today. How about going to see it together? Let me state in advance, I don't mean anything else, that bar is really interesting."

Beria: "Okay, let's go together."

Father Midnight: His premonition turned out to be correct.And, as expected, it would be better for him to close down.

The author has something to say: #818Spicy Midnight Dad with Heartbreak#

Midnight Daddy: I ​​know you guys want me to shut up, bastard, I'll give you that!

Constantine: Light a cigarette.jpgMidnight, I'm obviously introducing you to customers, okay?

Midnight Papa: I thank you all.

Beria: You're welcome. I'll introduce Lafite and Mike later.

Midnight Papa: _(:з」∠)_

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