After the founding of the People's Republic of China, it is not allowed to become a master

I have changed back to my original form. I didn’t see you when I got up in the morning, and I thought I accidentally ate you. "

Cang Shu shuddered when he heard that, thinking about the tragedy in the world, he couldn't see it. "I also changed back to my original shape that day, but I rolled out of bed."

Fortunately, Mingda rolled out of bed, otherwise it would be worse than being eaten, he might be crushed to death!

Speaking of this, Cang Shu made a serious face on purpose, and continued: "If I hadn't moved so fast that day and quickly transformed into a human form, I would have been trampled to death by you!"

QAQ is dead, now that he said it like this, his life was like slipping through the gate of hell for several times that day!

Thinking of this, Wang She felt a little lucky, the daughter-in-law was really too small in her original form, so she had to pay attention to it all the time.

"sorry."

Hearing Wang She say I'm sorry, for some reason, Cang Shu felt very moved.This kind of touch comes from all aspects, besides, Wang She can't be blamed.

The soft little face rubbed against Wang She's chest, Cang Shu hugged Wang She back, and said with a smile: "What's there to apologize for? Besides, didn't I already 'revenge' this morning?"

Wang She remembered the foot that stepped on his abdomen in the morning, and smiled softly: "That baby is too bad. Come on, I will step on you again, wait, I will lie on the ground."

Cang Shu pulled him back, and Gu Lulu rolled into Wang She's arms again, with a displeased face, he said: "Don't do this, I will feel bad."

Coming here for the second time, both of them have undergone a tremendous change in their mentality—the fate of meeting by chance has become who loves who more than the other.

He has not been in human society for a long time, but he has met many good people, such as Aunt Wang and the others, as well as fans on the Internet.Cang Shu always thought he was very lucky, but perhaps his greatest luck was meeting Wang She.

"Do you dare to promise when I call you?"

"of course."

"Honey!"

"Ok!"

"hey-hey."

"Then I'll call you, do you dare to promise?"

"That depends on what your name is?"

"Daughter-in-law~"

"...Uh, uh!"

☆、Various side stories

【Tiger King】

Seeing the tail of spring being stepped on by summer, Cang Shu, who is super afraid of heat and doesn't like to use air conditioners, decides to learn from the ancient emperors of human society and go back to the forest to escape the summer heat.

Wang She, who also couldn't stand the hot sun in the imperial capital, readily agreed.He doesn't like to change back to his original shape now, because he feels that his scales have become seriously unsightly due to the scorching weather.

Cang Shu missed King Tiger, and bought a lot of things that the forest didn't have in the few days before going back, intending to open his eyes to the "bump" Tiger.Although Wang She was a little reluctant, he still followed Cang Shu to help carry things.

……

At this time, in a vast forest, the tiger king Cang Shu missed was leisurely flicking his drooping tail, opening his mouth and yawning big.

The big tiger who had just finished eating walked to a shady boulder and lay down on his stomach, squinting his eyes to rest.

The life of the big tiger has always been boring, and it became even more boring after the ugly little hamster left.It moved its front paws, as if the feeling of patting the little one into a cake was still on the pads.

Its intelligence has already been developed. If it were changed to before, it would be a matter of time to cultivate the human form. Unfortunately, the time was miscalculated, born in the wrong era, and the opportunity was missed.But it doesn't matter whether it becomes a human or not. It occupies this good territory in the forest, and it can live a leisurely life.

When I met Cang Shu for the first time, he was still a dirty little hamster. He was at the stage of ignorance at the beginning of his intelligence.It didn't fill its stomach with such a small thing, so it simply took it back to its nest.Although this forest is large, animals with enlightened intelligence are rare. Although this little thing is small, it is also enlightened after all.

As for how a hamster develops its intelligence, it doesn't care much, because every creature has its own chance.

Later, it snatched their territory from the claws of several ferocious beasts, and its territory became even bigger, so it chose a treasure land with more aura to settle down.

Since the addition of a hamster to the nest, Big Tiger has had a little fun every day—stepping on hamster cakes.

Raise the paw—baji!

Go, go, go!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Cang Shu lay on the ground, was slapped on the ground by a huge tiger's paw, with a face full of lovelessness, and Little Heidou's eyes were full of despair.

QAQ When will this kind of day be a head~~ I want to resist!

So Cang Shu, who suffered from sexual assault and was no longer as ignorant as when he first opened his mind, decided to move out!Make yourself a nest!

The big tiger was lying on the grass, watching the little hamster rushing in and out to grab hay from a small hole next to it, yawned lazily, and took a nap with his eyes closed.

……

The big tiger opened its eyes, stretched out its front paws and patted the big rock under it, then retracted its two front paws and turned over, revealing its furry belly.

"Wow——" Turning over and jumping off the boulder, Big Tiger decided to go back to his nest and get a good night's sleep.

Some time ago, a huge tiger came with a group of dogs and wolves to grab the territory, and was chased away by it, but its hind legs were also injured a little.What made it even more angry was that the tiger led the group of guys to occupy a large area next to its territory, which was clearly a provocation!

The big tiger decided to teach them some lessons after the injury healed, and let them know that although it has not cultivated into a demon, it is not so easy to mess with!

They must pay with blood for their provocation.

Shaking its fur, the big tiger roared towards the sky, and the tiger roared through the mountains and forests, showing the majesty of the king.

The roar of the tiger was extremely penetrating and covered a wide area. The small animals who heard the cry either ran into their nests in a hurry, or fell on the ground trembling and dared not move.

The former "demon king" who was lying on the edge of the pond raised his head and looked there after a distance, grinning and moving his ears.

--Oh shit!It's really a narrow road!He actually ran into this stinky tiger again!

In the past, it ran across the forest relying on the fat rewarded by its parents, until it encountered this stinky tiger and stumbled hard.The encounter this time was really accidental, mainly because the younger brother who led the way did not know what happened to bring them to this forest.Originally, I thought that the stinky tiger would have a chance to avenge its shame if it failed to become a demon, but I didn't expect... Hey, the wound on his back is still hurting, it really wants to tear this stinky tiger to pieces!

……

After Wang She arrived in the forest, he changed back to his original shape. Because Cang Shu brought a lot of things this time, his current original shape has not been reduced.

Cang Shu opened his mouth and looked at his boyfriend's huge original form, trembling in his heart and running side by side with admiration!

"so big!"

"Hiss~" Wang She swayed her long body, and the small flowers and grass on the ground were in a mess and crushed flat.

Cang Shu looked at the snake head that was bigger than his head suddenly approaching in front of him, the little person in his heart fainted on the ground holding his trembling little heart.

My man!His head is so-so big!

No, I have to hold on!

Cang Shu breathed out, rubbed his soft face against the scales on Wang She's forehead, and then climbed up with the tip of Wang She's tail stretched over.

Returning to his daughter-in-law's "natal home" familiar with the way, Wang She quickly walked through the forest with Cang Shu on his back.

Because they live very close to the big monster, and occasionally meet in the elevator, they are more or less covered with the big monster's breath, and the animals and plants that have opened their minds run away.

The sun is scorching outside, but the depths of the forest are extremely cool, especially the area of ​​the big tiger, which is a treasure of Fengshui that is warm in winter and cool in summer.

The big tiger was snoozing comfortably in its nest, but when it sensed something intruding into its territory, it raised half of its body vigilantly.At first, I thought it was the tiger next door being dishonest again, but when I got closer, it smelled that it was the snake demon that had been there before.

Slightly wagging its tail, the big tiger lay down again.

"Wow, Boss Tiger~ I'm back!"

Tsk, it's so noisy.

After moving his ears, the big tiger stood up and shook his fur.Walking to the small hole next to it, he raised his paw and stepped on the grass at the entrance of the hole.

【Monkey and Bat】

Jin Sihou hated two things the most in his life - gossip and Nigu's affairs.

He has a cool temper by nature, and the only light and heat he has is probably given to those idiots in the team, so even if he encounters someone doing bad things on the road, he will never care too much.

As for Niguo... Huh, he joined their team out of nowhere, he has to be fed blood every day, and he is also picky about food every day, he almost wants to go to heaven every minute!

So Jin Sihou didn't like Nigu very much.

Until one day... Niguo handed over all his wealth.

After returning to his home, Jin Sihou took a few books handed to him by Hydera's housekeeper, which recorded Nigu's huge wealth.He estimated their value with a small golden abacus. Halfway through the calculation, he threw the books aside and took off his glasses with the golden abacus.

It was the first time for Niguo to see Jin Sihou's eyes so bright after taking off his glasses, like the dazzling sun, making his chest thump and suffocate a bit.

"You are really rich!"

Nigu was stunned, and swallowed the black tea served by Hydera in one gulp, "It's yours, it's all yours."

Hydera: ... Our master may have lost his soul.

Jin Sihou was very satisfied with this answer, and licensed Hydera to live in the guest room at home.

Niguo's slender index finger nodded on the cup, and his blood-colored thin lips carried a seductive smile, and said, "You can go and see those treasures for yourself, I believe my castle will not let you down."

Jin Sihou thought about it for a while, then nodded in agreement.

Facts have proved that Nico's castle and huge wealth did not disappoint him.Jin Sihou experienced the feeling of getting rich overnight, and his mood improved a level.The so-called lack of manpower, so even the attitude towards Niguo is better than usual, at least not so cold anymore.

The pauper Nigu leaned against the window and drank the last sip of red wine in the goblet. Under the hazy moonlight, he showed his cold fangs to the drunk Jin Sihou on the bed.

Classical castles, scarlet curtains, when the wind blows, it seems to be surrounded by demons with teeth and claws.Jin Sihou opened his eyes and looked at Nigu who was leaning on him, his eyes were cold and slightly excited.

"what are you doing?"

Being discovered suddenly, Nigu didn't panic, and looked at him with blue eyes like a pool of clear sea water, "There is another treasure in this castle, and I want to give it to you as well."

Jin Sihou squinted his eyes, and his eyes, which were not covered by lenses, gradually turned completely black.Putting this on ordinary people will definitely scare people, but Jin Sihou is different. At this time, his eyes are beautiful and energetic, and they are not lifeless because they cannot see the whites of the eyes. On the contrary, they are very agile.

Seeing Nigu's fascinated expression, Jin Sihou chuckled lightly and raised his chin, "Say it."

Nico lowered his body, his voice was elegant and charming, "The vampire prince with noble bloodline is dedicating himself to you, my monster prince."

Jin Sihou looked at Niguo's extremely aggressive eyes, and his always intelligent head gradually became blank under the seduction of alcohol, moonlight, and beauty.When accepting Nigu's "devotion", he only vaguely remembered the idea of ​​"must teach him a lesson tomorrow".

……

Afterwards, he thought about it - thanks to himself.

【The Sparrow and the Movie King】

Li Yanyu and Hualan - recognized as the golden man and jade woman in the entertainment industry.Although the two have no intersection, a small group of CP fans have gathered to climax to the media and the Internet.

Not long after Ma Que got his new phone, he received a push from [Li Yanyu Hualan Suspected a Secret Meeting in a Hotel], and almost lost the new phone that Li Yanyu just bought for him!

I will meet you in secret!The idol was lying on his bed yesterday! ?Fuck you!convex

As soon as Li Yanyu opened his eyes, he saw his little fanboy sitting cross-legged on the bed into a puffer fish, and felt that his heart was being attacked by a small wave of bubbles called "cute".

"What's the matter?" Li Yanyu sat up and leaned against the head of the bed, and poked Ma Que's swollen little face with his hand.

Ma Que, who was on the verge of madness, immediately pulled himself back from the edge, looked at Li Yanyu with a pair of bright eyes, and forced his cuteness with his slightly pouted mouth,

"I saw your scandal." So I am very angry now!

Li Yanyu took a look at Ma Que's cell phone, and rubbed his forehead with some headaches: "This company often writes sloppy reports, and has a very bad reputation in the industry."

Ma Que snorted, and decided to learn from the good tradition of the boss—find someone to hack it! ╭(╯^╰)╮

But you can't say this to idols, after all, in the eyes of idols, he is still a cutie, hehehehe.

A few days ago, I "dated" my idol for a whole day, and even watched a movie with my idol, which was really a blessing to my sister-in-law. When I go back next time, he must thank Xiaoshu very much!

Originally, we planned to have a meal together, but I didn't expect that the idol had a temporary job and had to give up.He cheekily followed him, watching idols acting every day, and lived a very fulfilling life.If there was anything that displeased him, it was probably this report.

"Open your eyes and talk nonsense to this point, this man is not you at all!"

Li Yanyu smiled and was about to say a few words of comfort when the mobile phone next to him rang, so he had no choice but to reach out and take it to answer the phone.

"Hey, Brother Lin. Well, I know, I just saw it. What? Well... I know."

After hanging up the phone, Li Yanyu felt a little headache.

Ma Que changed his posture, moved towards Li Yanyu, and asked, "What's wrong?"

"Hua Lan stayed in this hotel last night, and today I have a scene to film with her." Li Yanyu looked at Ma Que's slowly growing mouth, and for some reason, he explained, "Me too. I just found out that she brought money into the group and asked the director to add a scene to her."

Ma Que felt that he was about to explode, so he closed his mouth tightly, and tightly grasped the bed sheet with both hands to restrain himself from turning into a fighting top!

No!about!Smelly woman, my idol won't date!Crab! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

Obviously, this is a trap!My idol's thigh, is it something you can hug if you say it?

Li Yanyu looked at Ma Que like this, and immediately felt that he had wronged Ma Que—although he didn't know why he had such a strange feeling.

There was silence for a while, and the two looked at each other at the same time.

"you,"

"you……"

Ma Que wanted to ask "What are you going to do?" Li Yanyu wanted to ask "Are you angry?" When the words came to their lips, they were blocked by the same beginning.But both of them knew in their hearts what the other wanted to ask, so they couldn't help but smile at each other.

Li Yanyu rubbed Ma Que's soft hair, and said, "It's okay, the company will handle this kind of thing."

Ma Que tilted his head, then sat down next to Li Yanyu, took his mobile phone and switched to the camera, "No, we have to leave a certificate, you were clearly in my bed last night."

Li Yanyu smiled, took the initiative to embrace Ma Que's shoulder, and rested his chin on Ma Que's shoulder, their postures were slightly intimate.

Ma Que excitedly wanted to cover his face and yell, he was concerned about his image in front of the idol, so he held back anyway, but his fair little face honestly expressed his master's excitement, it was all pink.

Click!

Very good, a bed photo is ready!

Ma Que clutched his chest, feeling that his heart was beating a little fast—strange, did I have a heart problem?

Blinking his eyes, Ma Que was suddenly blessed, and a bold guess like "I'm not a straight male monster" flashed in his mind, naughty.

"..." I was suddenly a little scared, this world is too unfriendly to me!

Li Yanyu's eyes have been staring at Ma Que's pink face for a long time. A bold guess like "he's so cute and I might like him" keeps swaying in his mind, and the color changes and shines brightly. Show your presence!

"..." I was suddenly a little scared, because I might become a fan.

The two went to the set together with an ambiguous atmosphere, and pink bubbles were flying all over the sky.However, there are always people who don't know how to wink to destroy this little beautiful atmosphere. Ma Que finally saw Hua Lan's true face, his eyes flashed, and he scared Hua Lan who came to talk to the film king before he could speak. to jerks!

∑(っ°Д°;)っ

——Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ! !Mama help me!There are bosses! ! !ヽ(*.>Д<)o゜

As an orchid demon in the entertainment industry, Hua Lan more or less knew something, so she ran away without saying a word!Before leaving, I brought a word to the director, she will not be in this scene, please continue your performance!

Her rhizome is very fragile!Can't stand the toss at all!clarify!Must be clarified!She has no scandal with the actor!ヽ(*.>Д<)o゜

"..." My Dapeng spreading its wings is useless, is it?The current monster is really timid. [Rapeng spreads its wings.jpg]

Li Yanyu: "..." This woman is really strange, the little sparrow looks so cute, why does she have a hellish expression?

After being so ambiguous for a few days, Li Yanyu couldn't hold back to confess his love.

"I like you, let's be together."

Looking at Li Yanyu's tense and serious face, Ma Que suddenly breathed a sigh of relief, and immediately lay down and accepted the arrangement of "The Hand of Destiny".

"it is good!"

【Wang Ye and the President】

Chen Yuming reviewed the "love history" between him and Wang Ye, and suddenly found that although they were already in the old husband and old model, they didn't even have a formal confession!

The parents of the two parties will meet tomorrow, Chen Yuming looked at the couple next door, and suddenly realized that he was at a disadvantage.

After Wang Ye came back, he didn't feel anything wrong at first, but he was a little dazed when Chen Yuming refused to let him touch him after eating together, taking a shower and rolling on the bed.

"What's the matter? Are you nervous about meeting our parents tomorrow?"

Chen Yuming pursed his lips and glanced at Wang Ye: "Aren't you nervous?"

Wang Ye rolled over from Chen Yuming's body, with his arms resting on the back of his head, and he just lay on the bed carelessly, "It's not like I've never seen anything so nervous. But when you say that, I'm going to start getting nervous too."

"Huh? You're also nervous?" Chen Yuming glanced down, and rolled his eyes at someone who was walking the bird in a fair manner.

Wang Ye stretched out his arms, pulled Chen Yuming into his arms, kissed him on the mouth, and said, "This time is different. When our parents meet, we will be justified."

"Then what are we called now?"

"It's called adultery without a matchmaker."

"..." My spouse has a brain hole!

Sighing, Chen Yuming felt that there was no need to worry about whether to confess or not. This thing, this thing... It's not uncommon for this thing to be said in bed.

cough cough.

【The happy life of single dogs】

To be reasonable, although Hu Li has an oval face and looks so enchanting that he is not a serious person at first glance, but he is really very!pure!clean!Pure ones don't even look like a vixen!

Occasionally go out on missions, and most of the time play a few mahjong games with my cheap master, and then eat and drink everywhere.Although the boss's craftsmanship is good, he can't eat it every day.There is no distinction between master and wife's skills, and he can still make a living every day.Occasionally, I would go to Jin Sihou's house to enjoy a comfortable life with a housekeeper, but most of the time, I would hang out with a few other single teammates to eat, drink and have fun.

Hu Li felt—a monster, at ease.

Sable can't take care of himself, and his two sons have to go to heaven every day, which makes him completely give up on finding a mate.

Everyone had discussed together before, and unanimously voted that Huang Shulang with peach blossom eyes must be the first to leave the order in the team, and Jin Sihou, who is the least likely to find a partner, is cold-natured.However, the fact slapped them hard on the face a few times, and they could only cover their faces and watch the teammates who were interested in frantically show their affection!

Huang Shulang didn't mean that he couldn't find a partner, he just simply didn't want to look for him.As Hooley said - a demon, free!

Li Yu... Li Yu simply couldn't find a partner.

After all, no girl would like a bald violent man with thick lips, unless there is a girl with a strange aesthetic.

==

On this day, the four demons had a simple gathering at the sable's house, and as usual, after ruthlessly spurning the "traitor" who had found a partner, the four demons each occupied a sofa with cos dead bodies spread out.

Another beautiful day!

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