After the founding of the People's Republic of China, it is not allowed to become a master

Say a few words, little angels, listen to——

The original intention of writing this article is because I watched a video of hamsters on station B before and was so cute that I almost had a nosebleed. Then I accidentally clicked on a video of feeding snakes and eating hamsters. At that time, Daxi’s cute little heart burst up!So I decided to write a sweet article about snakes and hamsters, the kind that is so sweet!That's right!This is it! QWQ

Then some people said that it was a collision. At the beginning, one person said that when Daxi couldn’t find it in Jinjiang, he didn’t look for it again. Today, I saw another girl said it, because Daxi still cares about the issue of collision. Yes, Daxi went to look for the article they were talking about, and Jinjiang went to Du Niang to look for it if he couldn't find it, and then I read the article from beginning to end—well, I read it today, how should I say it, Da Xi can say with certainty that Daxi's article is indeed different from that article, but the fact that the two monsters are in love is the same, which is actually not a conflict.And I mainly write about the interactions between snakes and hamsters, which are natural enemies, and the cute and sweet plots when they fall in love. It's also the monster who is relatively speechless and confused (*/ω＼*).

I hope everyone will read the text before commenting on this. If you encounter Daxi in the future, you will not reply to this question. An Anxin writes, I love you, huh~(づ￣3￣)づ

PS: That article is called "Two Old Monsters". It's ancient and not long. If you don't believe Daxi, you can compare it yourself. (*/ω＼*)

☆、Surprises come too fast

The colorful resources almost overwhelmed his private messages, Cang Shu sat on the desk in a daze holding the mouse for a long time before recovering.

Once she regained her senses, she quickly closed the pretty pornographic picture that she had accidentally opened, blushed and threw away the mouse, curled up on the ground and curled up into a ball, wishing she could bury her face in her furry little chest!

It must be that his posture to turn on the computer is not right, or the way he asks the question is not right, otherwise why are everyone so dishonest!

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The innocent little hamster's white hair seems to be turning pink, that posture just now...QAQ young man has a strong waist~

Two short legs suddenly protruded from the furry "ball" and kicked, and then the "fur ball" spread out like a liquid and lay on the desk.

"Squeak~" In fact, he seems to be able to do that posture... After all, if he wants to, he can reach under him, cough cough!

Wriggling a few times on the table, Cang Shu puffed up as if he was inflated, and ran down the small stairs next to him with his short legs.

It's better for him not to touch those things now.

Cang Shu opened the door and squeezed out through the crack, went to the living room, swayed, lay down in his little nest and did not move.After calming down, he found that there seemed to be something missing in this family, and the toys that were usually very tempting to him now couldn't arouse the slightest interest.

Isn't the roommate just going on a business trip for a few days, what's the matter?Didn't he live quite comfortably as a hamster before?

That's right, he's the only hamster in the house now, so he's much freer!

Thinking of this, Cang Shu's eyes lit up when he was slumped on a pile of wood chips in a melancholy manner, and finally began to let himself go completely, as if he wanted to play back the time he hadn't enjoyed since his roommate came.

The swing was getting higher and higher. At this moment, the phone that was left beside him rang, and Cang Shu was almost scared to roll down!

When I jumped down, I stumbled, and because my body was chubby, I rolled several times, covered in sawdust, and then rolled to the side of the phone and stopped.

Shaking the sawdust off his body, Cang Shu saw that it was indeed Wang She's call, and the call was answered with a press of his little paw, and he also pressed the speakerphone along the way.

As soon as the little butt sat down, the little paws were still trying to stretch upwards - there seemed to be sawdust on his head, and he didn't shake it off.

"Hello~"

Wang She's rather magnetic and sexy chuckle came from the phone: "Hey, daughter-in-law, what are you doing?"

Cang Shu paused, covered his face as soon as he lowered his head, and said softly, "I'm playing."

The boyfriend is not only good-looking, but also has a nice voice!What is often said on the Internet that "the ear is about to be pregnant" is this feeling!

Wang She stepped on a beaten monster who was crying for his father and mother but couldn't make a sound. His smile was sweet, but it scared Ma Que beside him into a cold sweat. Before that guy Sable came up to take over, Hurry up and tie up that monster with a swollen face and a fat man from under the boss's feet!

The bound monster is suffering. He can only be regarded as a middle-level monster. He just wanted to have a place, so he made some fake high-level monsters. He didn't expect to fall into the hands of someone from a special agency today!He's not good at fighting, but his ability to hide is first-class. These people are all dog noses?How did you find him! ?

Wang She called Cang Shu to tell him that he could go back tonight.I thought it would take a little effort, but I really didn't expect that this mission was really a bargain. This is really a living pie that fell into my mouth.

Cang Shu's soft and waxy voice made Wang She's heart itch, and he really wanted to hug him immediately!

Cang Shu asked: "What are you doing? When will you be back?"

Wang She opened her mouth and was about to say that I would be home tonight, but she turned her eyes and pursed her lips and said, "Well, I don't know yet, it depends on the progress of work."

After tightly tying up the monster with a bruised nose and a swollen face, Sable, who was far behind in physical strength, finally came running out of breath.All the monsters were dumbfounded when they heard their boss lie about "military intelligence"—isn't it over?Boss, do you mean that you want to hang out outside without telling your sister-in-law?

Hearing Wang She said that he didn't know when he would come back, Cang Shu was immediately lost: "Oh, that's it, then you should work hard."

Wang She said "um", and said a few sweet words to Cang Shu, then said goodbye to people gently and hung up the phone without saying a word that the matter was over.

"..." Damn it!Our boss seems to be cheating!

The six monsters stood in a row, plus the wild boar monster with a bruised nose and a swollen face caught in the creaking nest by Li Yu, all of them were clever enough to keep silent—at this time, silence is golden.

But Hu Li's eyes were full of condemnation, because although he is a sissy, he also looks down on the demon who treats his lover face-to-face and back-face!

Wang She, who didn't know that he had been cast aside, was in a good mood and booked a plane ticket, planning to give his wife a big surprise!At that time, the daughter-in-law must be very touched and throw herself into his arms!

Thinking of being able to hug his soft body, Wang She couldn't stop the smile.

Turning around and looking at the teammates standing in a row: "I'll leave this demon to you, I'll catch the plane."

Hu Li was taken aback: "Boss, do you want the imperial capital now?"

Wang She nodded.

"But didn't you tell sister-in-law..."

Hu Li didn't go on, because he had already seen the sly look in the boss's eyes!Tsk!I really don't understand at all, what surprises the two gentlemen can create, these straight men said they don't understand very well!

After hanging up the phone, Cang Shu stepped forward like a hamster king, and pressed the phone under his belly.

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Quite boring, Cang Shu simply changed back to human form, picked up the phone and walked to the sofa.Sitting on the sofa, Cang Shu sighed, and simply used the remote control to turn on the TV and tune to the channel he wanted to watch a funny variety show.

Although the variety show in the studio is not as fun as the reality show, as long as the host has a strong skill, it is just as exciting and people can't help but applaud and laugh.

Reality shows are about the brains of the director team and how well the guests perform, but the show in the studio is the most test of the host.Cang Shuman likes to watch these variety shows, but it is a pity that the historical drama actor he likes doesn't appear on these variety shows very often.

There was a pile of snacks piled up on the tea table in front of him, Cang Shu leaned on the sofa cushion in a standard otaku posture, with a capitalized otaku character on his whole body.

The previous ambition to conquer all the interesting places in the world was submerged in enjoyment at this moment.

Human beings are so smart, they won't feel bored even if they don't go out after making these things.

After spending most of the afternoon, the snacks were almost eaten, Cang Shu stood up and moved his limbs, thinking about what to do for dinner - there should be food in the refrigerator, but he doesn't want to do it at all right now, so he might as well call it outside .Or go out for a Mala Tang?

At this time, Wang She, who had rushed back from the travel and dust, was hiding a large handful of red roses behind him and standing at the door to get dressed—the candlelight dinner was ready in a high-end restaurant with a good atmosphere, waiting for the two protagonists to arrive .

Neighbor Siyu, who came home from get off work with a large stack of takeaways, looked at the large bouquet of roses behind Wang She, then silently opened the door—entered—closed the door—eat dog food!

He who has always been well-bred couldn't hold back and swears fiercely-damn!These days, it's time to be gay and romantic!Do single dogs have no human rights? ?Did he, the president, live a too simple life?

Wang She checked her clothes, and was about to call Cang Shu to let him come out, and then handed a large bouquet of roses to people the moment the door opened.

That's right, this is the first surprise today!Then wait for his face to appear in the view of the daughter-in-law, this is the second surprise.After that is the candlelight dinner, the third surprise!Next, find a good opportunity to finalize the relationship between the two, after all, they were still in a relatively clear and ambiguous state before this.

But what he didn't expect was.Before he took out his cell phone, the door opened without warning——

Taking advantage of his roommate's absence, Cang Shu was planning to go out for a meal with his coat in hand, but when he opened the door, he was taken aback. The roommate who called at noon and said he didn't know when he would be back was standing in front of him!alive!