Is the director bent today?

[I remember when I was young, I was so stupid and cute, and you were so handsome——"Lu Yao Knows Ma Li"]

Cao Lei looked at Chi Luyang's small face like a porcelain doll, and didn't take him seriously: "Hey, Xiao Chi, can you do it? He has practiced, and he is very heavy-handed. If you want to play, I will find you another one later." The students will play with you."

Gao Xiaotian doesn't think so. Based on his double understanding of Chi Luyang's character and body, this kid must be hiding his secrets. He may have learned some messy kung fu in the United States. He punched Nanshan Nursing Home and kicked Beihai Kindergarten. In other words, it's hard to say whether he is his opponent or not.He looked Chi Luyang up and down, and said, "I'm going to change clothes, you two love whoever you are."

Gao Xiaotian entered the locker room with his front foot, and Chi Luyang followed him behind him.With the passionate kiss at the last annual meeting, Gao Xiaotian still didn't want the two of them to meet so nakedly.He changed his clothes with the help of the open locker.

Chi Luyang walked to the cabinet in a corner of the dressing room, looked down for something, and found a pair of black shorts after a while, which was exactly the one Gao Xiaotian wore when he took a photo last time.When he got up, Gao Xiaotian was already fully dressed.

Chi Luyang thought to himself: If you don't show it and return it, you won't do anything to you here.

Without hesitation, he changed into the big underpants Gao Xiaotian wore, and a bottoming T-shirt on his upper body, and followed Gao Xiaotian out of the dressing room.

Gao Xiaotian was still thinking about where he got the clothes. Looking carefully, they looked familiar. Didn't Chi Luyang give them to him when they took the photo?Not too dirty!

Although he had a bellyful of slander and wanted to say it, but considering that Chi Luyang's pissing behavior was not sure what to give him back, he couldn't bear it, so he pretended not to notice it, and quietly went to warm up.

Chi Luyang followed Gao Xiaotian, anyway, Gao Xiaotian would do whatever he wanted. After warming up, the two of them put on the upper body and head protectors, stood on the ring and stretched their posture. Chi Luyang stretched out his fist and followed Gao Xiaotian A touch means it's started.

Gao Xiaotian's steps changed, although he knew that this guy was definitely not a good person, but he was still a little bit hesitant to do it.He asked Chi Luyang: "What have you learned?"

Chi Luyang replied: "A little Muay Thai."

"Your point is that others have been for several years, right?" Gao Xiaotian asked again, "I can't get on my knees for a while, what else?"

Chi Luyang grinned: "A little bit of Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu."

really! "You can go to fight UFC, goodbye!" Gao Xiaotian made a gesture to leave, but was blocked by Chi Luyang's stride.

"I don't need joint skills. Chinese people in the United States will be bullied if they don't learn some boxing skills. Of course, as long as you learn a little bit casually, they will think you are Bruce Lee." He said and made a standard Bruce Lee punch movement, and wiped his nose with his finger.

"Have you ever been bullied?"

"When I grow up, there will be no more. I usually bully others."

Maybe the two were not talking about the same thing.

It's not that Gao Xiaotian really doesn't want to fight with him, but he just thinks that this kid is so fucking good at pretending to be a wolf with a big tail, Tian Tian is as beautiful as a flower that falls down at the touch of a touch, and after a long time he is a cactus with thorns all over his body.

Seeing his hesitation, Chi Luyang suddenly punched Gao Xiaotian's face. Gao Xiaotian turned sideways slightly and avoided the blow. Chi Luyang followed up with another set of combined punches, forcing him to the corner.

Yo, it's quite fierce, so let's play with you, Mr. Gao.Gao Xiaotian stopped dodging and dodging, and played against Chi Luyang. With his long legs, Chi Luyang kept launching long-range attacks to prevent Gao Xiaotian from getting close, and almost hit him on the head with a downward strike.

Gao Xiaotian managed to dodge the head-on kick, seized the opportunity, took advantage of Chi Luyang's unpreparedness, and punched several straight punches in a row, taking care of his head and stomach. Chi Luyang blocked part of the attack and suffered An old punch.

The two retreated to a safe distance and observed separately.

Chi Luyang punched falsely and attacked again.The fist wind is fierce, the speed is fast, and there is no time for you to predict. Gao Xiaotian raised his arms and could only defend. Seeing the opportunity, Chi Luyang turned around and kicked from the side. Although he was wearing protective gear, Gao Xiaotian still felt his ribs burst Dull pain.

So fucking strong.Gao Xiaotian finally pulled himself together and dealt with the big cactus seriously.

Cao Lei also came to watch them play after he was busy, and found that Chi Luyang was really not flamboyant, so he enthusiastically acted as an off-court coach for him.

Director Cao knew his opponents well, and he kept yelling from below, "Xiaochi, attack him, attack him, attack him! That's right!"

Chi Luyang: "..."

Gao Xiaotian: This eats the inside out!

The two were originally evenly matched, you punched me, I took your kick, neither of them took advantage, but under the guidance of the wise and martial Cao, Gao Xiaotian retreated and defeated one after another, and his weaknesses were exposed.

After 10 minutes of fighting, the physical strength of both sides reached the upper limit. Gao Xiaotian found a chance to throw Chi Luyang to the ground with a hug and end the battle.

Unexpectedly, the moment this guy fell to the ground, he hooked Gao Xiaotian to the ground with his calf, and then wrapped around him from his back like a big loach, his legs clamped his torso from behind, and his arms strangled his neck , completely controlling Gao Xiaotian in his arms.

Of course Chi Luyang didn't strangle Gao Xiaotian's throat with all his strength, otherwise he would have to slap the ground and beg for mercy once the locking technique was formed, Gao Xiaotian said angrily, "You just used the naked choke for me, didn't you?"

Chi Luyang didn't let go of him, panting and said: "It's just a conditioned reflex, I didn't work hard, let's stop playing, let's go eat."

The scorching breath beat against the ears, as if the ears were scalded, can you still talk properly!Gao Xiaotian pulled Chi Luyang's arm away and stood up by himself.

Cao Lei said: "Hey, Xiaochi, you have also learned Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu. It's not bad. I didn't see it before. If you are interested, I will find some people who have learned Jiu-Jitsu to play with you."

Chi Luyang: "Okay, if you're free, I haven't practiced for a long time." He doesn't want to practice jujitsu with other men, except Gao Xiaotian.

Cao Lei patted Gao Xiaotian on the shoulder: "I'm neglecting to practice, you two take a shower, and we're going to eat when we're done."

Gao Xiaotian said bitterly: "No matter how good I practice, I'm not as good as your instructor Cao!"

Fortunately, Cao Lei's newly renovated shower room was separate, and the two of them washed up separately and went directly to a restaurant next to the boxing gym for dinner.

After ordering, the three chatted while waiting for the food.Because he had to drive for a while, Cao Lei replaced the wine with tea, and formally thanked Chi Luyang and Gao Xiaotian for their help this time.

Boss Cao thanked him in a perfunctory way, obviously more interested in Chi Luyang's kung fu, so he asked, "Xiao Chi, where did you learn Muay Thai?"

Chi Luyang didn't wear invisibility after taking a shower, and his pair of gold-rimmed round-frame glasses was on his tall nose bridge. His hair was untied, fluffy like a lion cub with fried fur.He poured tea for the three of them and said: "When I was young, when I first went to the United States, I was very thin and not tall. Many people thought I was a girl, and some bad kids even bullied me because of this. I got stuck in school. After one or two times, I told my dad that I wanted to learn Kung Fu, but there was no serious Chinese martial arts gym there, only Muay Thai gym, so I was sent to learn Muay Thai.”

Gao Xiaotian imagined what Chi Luyang looked like when he was a child, he must be very cute, anyway, he definitely wouldn't be as...disgusting as he is now.

When Chi Luyang first went to the United States, he really had a hard time for a few days. Because he looked like a girl, he was constantly bullied by boys at school. Stuffing bugs in his schoolbag and spitting in his lunch were commonplace.Standing in front of a group of classmates with different skin colors, he didn't understand what he did wrong at all... strange language, strange environment, strange combination of fists and feet... Xiaochi Luyang lay on the ground, protecting his vitals with his hands, He secretly made up his mind that he had to learn to protect himself!

Chi Luyang took a sip of tea, and then said: "After I studied for a few months, once after school, those people blocked me again, so I fought with them. I cleaned up two or three people, of course I I was also seriously injured. Later, when they saw me, they hid and walked away, and they didn’t dare to block me anymore. I became stronger and taller because of practicing Muay Thai, so I kept practicing. Until I went to college When I was young, I met an Asian brother..." Chi Luyang said here and glanced at Gao Xiaotian, "He practiced MMA. I went to the club with him a few times, and he suggested that I learn Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu. It just so happens that the association also has corresponding courses, so I learned a little more."

When Gao Xiaotian heard the words "senior brother", the little sympathy he had brewed for Xiaochi Luyang disappeared in an instant. He glanced at Chi Luyang and said with a pun: "The taste is really strong."

Chi Luyang gave him an innocent smile, and in view of Cao Lei's presence, he silently swallowed the sentence "Can I like you if you don't have a strong taste?"

Cao Lei said: "It seems that many people are interested in jujitsu now. I will ask the students when I go back. If there are many people who want to learn, I will open a single course."

Gao Xiaotian: "Boss Cao is really quick to fish when he sees a needle."

"How do I talk about it? I'm here to meet the needs of customers. Wherever there is demand, there is service. You see, I opened a female self-defense class a few days ago, and many people were enrolled. Hey, by the way, there is a girl in your class. Still coming to sign up."

"Who?" Gao Xiaotian asked.

"What's your name?" Cao Lei tapped his head, "Oh, by the way, Sun Jiahui, when you and Song Xiaoxiao were together, she seemed to have dinner with us."

Chi Luyang gave Gao Xiaotian an equally mysterious look.

Cao Lei went on to say: "That's right, that's right, there is something I forgot to tell you. Sun Jiahui said that Song Xiaoxiao is getting married, do you know?"

Gao Xiaotian: "I don't know, I have no contact with her."

Chi Luyang deliberately said: "Good thing, do you want to bring a red envelope? I think that Miss Song Xiaoxiao still has some old feelings for you. If you show your face at the wedding, you might be able to pick up a runaway bride and come back." .”

This big prickly cactus is so fucking tough!Gao Xiaotian replied smoothly: "I think it's okay, at least I can get a certificate."

Chi Luyang thought about this sentence carefully, and felt that it should not mean what he thought. What does it mean?

Gao Xiaotiantu talked fast for a while, originally he just wanted to squeeze out Chi Luyang's niche hobby, but after blurting out, he realized that there was a big misunderstanding in it, he must not think that he meant it that way.

Cao Lei was so nervous that he couldn't hear the sour taste in the conversation, nor could he taste the meaning in it. Seeing that the food was almost ready, he directly greeted the two of them to eat.

They all ordered local dishes, fried enema, sesame tofu, Jiaoliu meatballs, pancake roll with hairtail, broiled roast meat, fish-flavored shredded pork, and Kung Pao chicken.

"This dish is okay, I don't know if those of you who come back from abroad are used to it." Cao Lei greeted Chi Luyang to eat.

Chi Luyang said: "I'm used to eating. My family was in Pingcheng when I was a child. My grandfather often made these foods for me."

Cao Lei asked casually: "Really, where did your family live when you were young?"

"Dahuaishu Hutong on Lianhua Street."

Gao Xiaotian and Cao Lei raised their heads at the same time and met each other's surprised eyes.

"Fuck, no. Xiaotian and I lived in Siyanjing Hutong when we were young, right next to the big pagoda tree, you know!"

Chi Luyang was also very surprised. He had an impression of the Four-Eye Well Hutong. He went there to find this "Four-Eye Well" when he was young. Not to mention four-eye wells, there was not even one. This four-eye well is a lie. There is really a big locust tree outside their big locust tree alley.

Chi Luyang raised the corner of his mouth and looked at Gao Xiaotian: "So we have been neighbors for a long time? Maybe we played together."

Gao Xiaotian sneered: "Don't be funny, who will play with you, we went to elementary school and you were still wiping your nose on your clothes in kindergarten. When you graduate from kindergarten, you will immediately become a little traitor."

Cao Lei suddenly thought of something: "Xiaochi, which kindergarten do you belong to?"

"Lotus Kindergarten."

Gao Xiaotian and Cao Lei: "..."

Cao Lei patted Chi Luyang on the shoulder suddenly: "The three of us are alumni!"

Chi Luyang looked at Gao Xiaotian, his amber eyes shone brightly under the light.

Cao Lei opened up the chatter box, and Balabala chatted with Chi Luyang, saying that his mother's health was not good after he was born, and someone told him his fortune, and said that his fate was tough, and he had to recognize a big pagoda tree as a godmother. To protect her mother from disasters, he recognized the big locust tree at the door as his godmother, every year three festivals and two birthdays had to go to worship, the red cloth strips on the big locust tree were tied by all kinds of goddaughters and sons .

Chi Luyang said that when he was a child, he didn't know what those red cloth strips were used for, and even stole his brother's and his sister's red scarves and tied them on a tree.

The two chatted enthusiastically, Gao Xiaotian sat quietly by the side without saying a word, Chi Luyang's figure was sometimes blurred and sometimes clear in his eyes.He suddenly felt that he didn't know Chi Luyang too well. He didn't know where he lived and whether he had any relatives in Pingcheng for so long.He himself did not want to talk about his family, and of course he missed the opportunity to know others.

Thinking of 20 years ago, he and Chi Luyang used to breathe under the same blue sky, saw the same group of pigeons whistling past with pigeon whistles on their backs, maybe Chi Luyang peed under the next wall when he was fighting with Cao Lei on horseback And mud.

really interesting.

Gao Xiaotian suddenly wanted to laugh.He and Chi Luyang lived together under the same roof after 20 years and half a world away. I can't tell you what it feels like, but it's amazing.

Chi Luyang and Cao Lei chatted more and more happily, while taking an enema dipped in garlic juice and stuffing it into his mouth, crunching, his fluffy hair was dyed golden yellow by the chandelier above his head.

Gao Xiaotian took a bite of mochi tofu, it was sticky, sticky and creamy, with a sour aroma that made people unable to stop eating.

There is actually no difference between people's preferences for food and people's preferences. As long as the words "where we are" are added, even ordinary food will become delicious, and even the most divided people will become friendly.

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MMA (Mixed Martial Arts) is a mixed martial arts sport, and UFC is the world's largest MMA sports organization.For example, if MMA is compared to basketball, then UFC is equivalent to NBA.

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