The whole entertainment circle is trembling

"Dear fellow martial artists, good morning everyone."

On this day, the Xuanjing Palace of the Wudang School imitated the venue of the National People's Congress, with long rows of conference tables. The first National Wulin Development Research Conference proposed by Zhuge Wangji and organized by Zhang You was held here.

Hundreds of disciples from different sects were all present, but except for the Wudang sect disciples who had to sit in the front row to save face for the sect leader, people from the other sects competed for seats in the back row just like college students in class.

On the stage, Zhang You's face was full of red, and he gave an opening speech to everyone with great spirit: "I am very glad that you can come to participate in the first National Martial Arts Development Research Conference. The main purpose of our conference is to respond to the call of the country and deepen the reform of martial arts. Strive to build a harmonious and well-off martial arts forest as soon as possible."

"In the past year, the Kunlun Sect and the Beggars' Gang have made great strides in the development of the economy and the size of their personnel, and the School of Divine Alchemy has also opened up a new situation. These changes are the pride of our entire 21st century martial arts. While being happy for them, we can't help but think, can these experiences be extended to other schools? Can they help the entire martial arts world grow stronger? So, today we invited several masters to share their experiences..."

Zhang You refrained from talking about chicken soup for the past few days, but he was overwhelmed, so he took this opportunity to write a long opening speech.

Nie Qianqiu and Xia Xingjiang were also one of the people sitting in the back row, their eyelids were twitching.

Seeing that Zhang You was talking all over the place without any sign of stopping, Nie Qianqiu was so bored that he took out his mobile phone and opened the pineapple live broadcast software, pointed at Zhang You and started the live broadcast, and casually named the live broadcast room——

Sexy priest chatting online.

Although Nie Qianqiu hasn’t opened a live broadcast for a long time, he can’t stand it. His live broadcast room is the key monitoring object of the pineapple live broadcast background. Not long after he opened it, the live broadcast room was manually recommended by the pineapple live broadcast official on the homepage. His fans heard about it. Come, bring your own traffic, invite your friends to post blogs and forward them, and the number of online viewers has been rising all the way, breaking through one million in a short while, and it is still increasing.

Everyone started yelling, "Grandma, the celebrity you followed finally started the live broadcast again", "You actually started the live broadcast secretly without notifying", and all kinds of "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh".

Immediately afterwards, they were shocked by the title of the live broadcast room.

[Wait, am I blind?The live title? ? ? ? 】

[I quit to watch it a few times, and I'm sure it's Qiuqiu's live broadcast room, right, it couldn't be stolen, right? 】

[God TM is a sexy Taoist leader, how dare you say sexy without even showing your pectoral muscles? 】

[Fuck, I was brainwashed by the title, and I actually think that Daochang is really a bit sexy doge]

[Why do I think this sexy Taoist priest looks familiar?I seem to have seen it somewhere...]

……

After complaining about the title and the question of whether the Taoist priest is sexual or not, everyone was stunned by Zhang You's speech:

[Daoist, wake up, shouldn't you be preaching?How did you talk about economic transformation and deepening reform? 】

[Wait, well-off martial arts?Harmonious martial arts?Shouldn't the martial arts be a battle of swords and swords? @[email protected]】

【No... I didn't expect you to be such a martial artist】

[The world of martial arts in my heart has collapsed... Daoist, you pay me for my Jianghu dream! ! ! ! 】

……

Apart from Wudang sect disciples participating in the martial arts conference, many people were secretly playing with their mobile phones, and many of them were senior fans of Nie Qianqiu, so everyone soon discovered that Nie Qianqiu was broadcasting live.

Everyone secretly turned their mobile phones to silent mode, turned on the Pineapple live broadcast, and...

A few disciples with poor concentration spewed out on the spot with a "poof--".

Sexy priest chatting online...

Sexy priest chatting online...

Sexy priest chatting online...

This title opened the door to a new world for everyone in an instant. When they looked at the title and then at Zhang You, their eyes suddenly changed.

At this moment, Zhang You's image became strange, and even his chicken soup-style speech made everyone feel a bit of novelty and weirdness. After all, it was... a hot chat online.

Zhang You didn't know that millions of people across the country were watching his speech at the same time, and he didn't know that his public image was slowly being associated with "sexy". He just found out that he was not happy and was secretly playing with his mobile phone. All the martial arts disciples suddenly became active, looking at him with burning eyes.

Zhang You couldn't help being excited, he must have listened to his own words!As long as you can listen to it, will the future of working together to create a good martial arts environment be far away?

After thinking of this point, Zhang You's speech broke out in an instant. Not only did his voice become louder, but he also played freely. He temporarily added another 10 minutes to the original speech.

In the live broadcast room, netizens also felt the excitement of the Taoist leader:

[Sudden passion, the sexiest]

【Can I say that I have been fascinated by this Taoist priest?I feel that his speech is so magical...]

[The Taoist leader is a talent, it would be a pity not to go to the Propaganda Department...]

……

The speech of the sexy priest Zhang You was finally coming to an end, and he stopped talking a little bit, saying: "Then, next, let's ask the leader of the Beggar Clan to come up and share with us the advanced experience of the development of the Beggar Clan."

He Shu was checking Weibo to watch the topic of "Sexy Daoist". This topic was airborne on Weibo in just half an hour and attracted a lot of attention. Zhang You's identity has also been revealed by informed netizens. Everyone is talking about forming a group. Wudang Mountain watched the sexy priest.

He Shu was brushing with gusto, when he was suddenly cueed, the whole person rejected it.

Now there are millions of netizens looking at this podium online, and he thought that as soon as he went up, maybe Nie Qianqiu would quickly change the title to "Sexy Gang Leader Online Chat", so he dared to speak.

He Shu sat still in his original position, Zhang You thought he hadn't heard, and shouted again: "Master He, it's your turn to speak."

He Shu moved his lips, and said the most contrary sentence in his life: "Zhang Daochang, what you said just now enlightened me, and I really feel that I can't listen enough. Please continue to talk, don't stop."

The sect disciple who was present and knew about it: "..." Chief He is also working hard!

Wudang disciples who didn't know: "????" Is the leader of the beggar gang crazy?

He Diaoyan, who was also arranged to share his experience, also said, "I also feel a sudden enlightenment. Please tell me more, Taoist priest."

The sect disciple who knew about it: "..." In order to delay the time for going up to be publicly executed, Sect Leader He also worked very hard.

Wudang disciples who didn't know: "???????" Why is the head of the Kunlun sect crazy?

For so many years, it was the first time that Zhang You's speech was recognized by the heads of other sects, and it was so sincere and sincere. For a while, he was full of emotion in his heart, and felt that this time the martial arts conference was really worthwhile. .

So he cleared his throat and said, "Since everyone is so enthusiastic, I will say a few more words..."

He Shu and He Diaoyan breathed a sigh of relief. Zhang You's "two sentences" are usually just a modest rhetorical device, and it is not a problem to last another half an hour for this wave.

I just didn’t expect that the netizens who watched the Taoist speech for the first time also saw the truth very spiritually:

[emmm, let me say a few more words... What a familiar expression, a common phrase used by our principal in meetings]

【I have seen the ending】

[Daozhang, wake up, they are lying to you]

[Daoist: Never mind, keep talking, anyway, I am the sexiest =V=]

……

So Zhang You took out the old turkey soup that he had been cooking for many years, and began to talk about it. Netizens expressed that their hearts were washed and their whole people were sublimated.

Just when the barrage began to fall into a psychedelic state, Nie Qianqiu's cell phone suddenly rang crazily. When Nie Qianqiu picked it up, Rong Shimo's tone was extremely urgent: "Qianqiu, Mo Li and the others have appeared, but we Still haven't stopped them, they have already entered the Taoist temple..."

Nie Qianqiu: "...You guys better not stop, save some strength."

As soon as he finished speaking, he suddenly heard a few shouts and fighting sounds outside Xuanjing Palace. Before he could react, he saw two young Taoist priests screaming and flying towards Xuanjing Palace, "Bang— —Bang—" Two sounds, one hit the door frame, and the other fell directly into the door, spitting out two mouthfuls of blood on the spot.

The martial arts disciples in the palace were all taken aback. Although they knew that someone from the Demon Cult might come over today, the police had already set up an ambush on the road, and they had already made an appointment to communicate on the phone. They never expected that the other party would still come so quickly , so suddenly, they didn't even give them a notification time.

The martial arts of these members of the Demon Sect seemed to be even more astonishing than they had guessed.

The people near the door hurried over to help the two wounded Taoist priests.

At the same time, on the square outside the Xuanjing Palace, a woman in a fiery red dress approached from a distance. She was born beautiful and sharp, well maintained, her age could not be seen, her eyebrows were raised obliquely, and she was murderous. Teng Teng, holding a silver-tipped red-tasseled gun in her right hand, the red-tasseled gun is slanted behind her back, and the long red tassel on the tip of the gun moves with the wind, like a burning flame.

Xia Xingjiang's expression turned cold, and he whispered to Nie Qianqiu, "She is Li Li."

Nie Qianqiu was a little surprised: "So beautiful?"

Xia Xingjiang: "... I heard that my mother's master is a face control."

Nie Qianqiu thought about Shang Xueyi's appearance, and nodded clearly: "I still like to be beautiful."

On both sides of Li Li, there were two people on one left and one on the right. On the left was the well-known fugitive actor Chi Taixing. It hadn't changed for a few months. He became thinner, his eye sockets were sunken, and there was still a black air around his eyes. Walking on the right is a middle-aged man with a fierce face, who is the fugitive boss of Canglong Group, Mu Qian.

Mu Qian approached Xuanjing Palace and shouted: "Nie Qianqiu, your time of death has arrived."

Nie Qianqiu threw the phone aside casually and said, "Keep it safe for me." Then he walked out Shi Shiran, followed by Xia Xingjiang and the heads of several sects.

When Mu Qian saw his appearance, his face changed suddenly: "Didn't you get seriously injured while filming?"

They were still planning how to ambush Nie Qianqiu to get rid of him in one fell swoop, but just a day ago, they received news that Nie Qianqiu was accidentally injured while filming and was sent to Wudang Xuanjing Palace for treatment, so they decided to Abandoning the original ambush plan, they rushed here overnight, wanting to seize this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Unexpectedly, the police set up an ambush on the road. They repelled the police in an instant with their unpredictable martial arts, and went straight to Wudang Taoist Temple.

Unexpectedly, what he saw was unexpected.

As soon as Mu Qian finished speaking, he realized that he might have been deceived, and his eyes became more fierce: "Tang Jianghai dared to lie to me!"

It was Tang Jianghai who colluded with the Demon Sect and provided the formula to the Demon Sect to make nine-color candy. It was he who passed the news of Nie Qianqiu's injury to them.

Nie Qianqiu didn't mind creating more conflicts between the villains, and nodded immediately: "Yes, yes, Tang Jianghai said that you are too perverted, and he wanted to get rid of you a long time ago."

But Mu Qian quickly came back to his senses, and looked at Tang Feiling, who was standing aside with his arms crossed, "No, you lied to Tang Jianghai."

Tang Jianghai's source of news was Tang Feiling, and now, Tang Feiling was standing beside Nie Qianqiu.

Nie Qianqiu: "Why do you come up with questions and solve puzzles yourself?"

Mu Qian sneered: "It doesn't matter, even if you are not injured, you still won't be able to run away today."

Nie Qianqiu said "tsk": "It's about this time, you don't actively strive to surrender yourself and reduce your sentence, but you still want to continue to commit crimes. Do you really think that this is still the age of relying on martial arts?"

At this time, Li Li finally spoke, her voice was cold and piercing: "You will know if you try it?"

While speaking, she turned the tasseled spear in her hand upside down, raised it in front of her, and stabbed at Nie Qianqiu with the tip of the spear.

"Teacher, be careful!" Xia Xingjiang called softly.

Nie Qianqiu waved his hand, picked up a long sword borrowed from the Wudang faction, and went up to him.

At the same time, the Kunlun disciple who accidentally received Nie Qianqiu's mobile phone looked at the pineapple live broadcast page that was still open on the screen, and the sudden surge of barrage made him a little at a loss:

【Ah, what happened? 】

[It's Qiuqiu! !What is Qiuqiu doing?I want to see! ! ! ! ! 】

[The little brother holding the phone, don't be in a daze, quickly point the camera at Qiuqiu! ! 】

[It depends on Qianqiu, give ten big pineapples, please don't stop]

[Give [-] big pineapples, brother, please! ! 】

……

This Kunlun disciple looked at the frenzied gifts and eager bullet screens all over the screen, and felt that if he dared to turn off the live broadcast at this time, he would probably be sent out by netizens to send bombs, so he was in a terrified and delicate mood. , he raised his phone tremblingly, and pointed the camera at the square outside Xuanjing Palace.

Before the netizens had time to react, they saw two figures, one white and one red, shot into the air like lightning, and then, a red tasseled gun and a long sword collided with each other with a clang, forming an "X" The shape of will split the screen into four pieces.

Barrage: Damn it! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

The author has something to say: Next, the sexy priest will explain the battle situation to everyone online QVQ

Recently, I have been receiving text messages from Macau's first royal duchang, a sexy croupier who distributes licenses online, and decided to take revenge on Zhang Daochang.