I'm not a mermaid, you die

"..." Jiong, got caught.

"Handsome?"

"Not as handsome as me," Xiaomi regretted after saying that, she was still in his arms, what if she became angry and threw herself on the ground and heard "baji"?Xiaomi simply hugged the man's neck tightly, never relaxing for a moment, if he dared to throw it, I would hang on him.

Ars was overjoyed, and was about to get closer to him. He delivered it to the door by himself, looked down, and rubbed his chin against the tender side face of the little mermaid. It felt good and full of elasticity. I don't know if it feels better to the touch.The breath was sprayed between the neck, ambiguous and blood boiling, I really wanted to open a door at random, and punish him on the spot.

The little mermaid is only fifteen, male and female are indistinguishable, according to the marriage law, even if the mermaids do not find a suitable partner at sixteen, they will automatically adjust to a pregnant body. At the age of 22, if they do not find a suitable partner to marry, the government will help him distribute.Little ones don't know how to be interesting, and don't know how to understand, so they can be cultivated and taught slowly.

"Ars, are you in a good mood?" He smiled very seductively, his body was warm, and Xiaomi narrowed his eyes comfortably.

"Ah."

"tell me the story?"

"military."

"Tch, you're so boring."

"Then count my heartbeats, and you'll be in the room when you count a hundred," Als said, slowing down his pace, without any intention of joking.

Xiaomi thought to himself that there is still such an operation?Leaning her head on the man's chest, boom boom boom... The regular and thick voices continued, and Xiaomi subconsciously counted one, two, three.Als is in a good mood, and the little mermaid is so silly and cute.After counting enough, Xiaomi immediately raised his head: "One hundred."

The guard at the door opened the door and said in unison, "Your Highness, Wanan."

Back in the familiar environment, Xiaomi came down by himself, Als let go of his hand in a gentlemanly manner, and took off while walking, the corners of Xiaomi's mouth twitched, thinking to himself again, this human seems to have no morals/fuck?Shrugged, it's none of my business, and walked steadily forward, Xiaomi felt that walking was not too difficult, as long as he was willing to work hard.

"Hey?"

"Why?" Xiaomi looked back and immediately looked away with hot eyes.

"No bath, no food, no bed, no talking to me, dirty."

Fuck!Said I was dirty?Xiaomi's face turned red with anger, and she pointed at Ars, "I'm a fish, not a human being. I'm different from you. Don't use human behavior on fish."

"Except for you, all the mermaids needed water yesterday, so don't you wash today?"

"..."

Als glanced down, and Xiaomi also lowered his head subconsciously. There was a white carpet on the floor. Suddenly, Xiaomi felt ashamed and stared at Als angrily: "Wash it, just wash it!"

"Let's wash together, save water, oh~ You said you are male, right?"

"..." Didn't mention it in one breath, Xiaomi felt that he was going to be a puffer fish.

Ars walked into the small room before Xiaomi could figure out a solution. Xiaomi patted his head and followed with a look of hopelessness, huh?When was a boxy pool installed inside?It has been filled with water, and there are still red petals floating. Xiaomi can't walk anymore, so she leans on the wall and goes over, picks up the petals and puts them under her nose, um~ it smells so good.

Facing good things, I feel better.

"This is a rose, Academy of Sciences..."

Because of the loss just now, Xiaomi immediately rushed to talk: "I know, it's nothing special, the king of the county gave me one before, it was wrapped with crystals, and it bloomed forever, it's so beautiful." The expression on his face was dismissive , Actually, I was very happy. It turns out that the stupid county king still has this kind of function. It's good to take it out for a walk if you have nothing to do.

Isn't Als a nobleman?It's amazing.

In fact, the king of the county sent roses, which were thousands of miles away from the roses cultivated by the Academy of Sciences.

"The king of the county?"

"Well, Prince Borth, I'm so tired of coming to the opera house all day long."

Xiaomi, who lowered his head secretly, didn't see Als's face. He was gloomy and terrifying. His eyes were more piercing than those in Antarctica. It was the first time he wanted something. He thought it was fun at first, but now it has changed.

I don't know who said not to take a bath just now, Xiaomi forgot everything when he saw the water, even his eyes smiled, wishing to go in and roll around right away.Als stepped in, sat inside and began to take a shower. Xiaomi was in a hurry, so he just needed some water... No matter what he said, he was male to everyone, and there was nothing to hide.

Three times, five times and two times, Xiaomi stripped off by himself, his upper body sank into the water, and he slid in, staying at the bottom of the water and unable to come up.

Als kept looking at the little mermaid, studying his body, thoughtful.

It's a pity that the space is limited and I can't swim. I happened to see Als squeeze some liquid on his hand, and rubbed it to make a lot of bubbles. Xiaomi sat up immediately: "What is this?"

"Bathing, would you like some?"

"Well," human beings will dirty the water after washing. Instead of doing this, it's better to go out quickly. Xiaomi stretched out her tender hand. The liquid is fragrant. What should I do if I want to eat it?

"I can't eat it," Als put his hands on Xiaomi's little hands, and taught him how to make bubbles, and by the way, taught him the usage and names of the things in the bathroom: "I won't be here in the future, when you are bored, put water in the bath by yourself."

More and more bubbles are amazing, Xiaomi smiled happily: "It's so fun, you humans are so smart."

Here comes the problem, Xiaomi doesn’t know how to wash his hair, and it’s all over his face. Als smiled and started to help again. Xiaomi’s face was red and he was at a loss. When Als played with him, there was no sarcasm in his eyes, he was very serious and calm , the movements can be considered gentle, if Xiaomi is angry, will he be a little ignorant?

When washing his body, Xiaomi refused, so nervous that he couldn't even speak: "I, I, I... I have learned, I will do it myself."

"it is good."

It seems that he really thought too much, he didn't mean to take advantage of it, Xiaomi breathed a sigh of relief, and imitated the movements of human beings to scrub himself.You can’t blame Xiaomi for thinking wildly, after all, in the eyes of mermaids, mermaids can be married, but in the eyes of humans, mermaids are all daughters-in-law, you want to get along with him, be friends or something, but they want to fuck/you, as a fish Even if the fine millet explained it, it would be pale and boring.

After washing, Als stepped out of the bathtub and showered his body with the shower. His bronzed skin, strong texture, perfect inverted triangle, and his tall body were unobstructed.Als was generous, but Xiaomi bound his hands and feet, and stood up while holding on to the edge. He failed a few times, and almost fell to make a fool of himself once. Ars noticed Xiaomi's embarrassment, and stretched out his arms to wrap around Xiaomi's waist, and put He lifted it out of the water, Xiaomi held his breath, and his heart was beating wildly.

The light in the bathroom is on, and the subtleties are clearly visible, which...

Als took the shower to flush Xiaomi first, earnestly, without any evil thoughts in his eyes.

For the first time, taking a bath became a torment, and Xiaomi suddenly thought of those fish that he grilled and ate, and became dizzy.

Als took out a big towel to help Xiaomi wipe her body, but Xiaomi quickly grabbed it, wiped it by herself, and then hurriedly put on the big bathrobe.Als was very patient, picked up the hair dryer to dry his hair, lowered his body and hugged Xiaomi's butt/butt, like picking up a few-year-old child, walked to the table and put it down, helped Xiaomi to sit down, poured a glass of salt water and drank first , turned back to the bathroom.Xiaomi was in a complicated mood for a while, did he sit on his arm just now?It seems that something is broken, it may be integrity.

Als took a shower and went out for a while. He brought back hot food and put it on the table. It was colorful and very beautiful. It was different in shape and size from last time. Xiaomi pursed his lips and drool, and it seemed delicious. look.Als picked up a piece, tasted it, put it down, and did the same thing. Xiaomi was already hungry, so he picked up what the man had just put down and stuffed it into his mouth, eating with a satisfied face.

So cute, when will you find out about indirect kissing?Let's wait and see, it will be very interesting then.

Als rested his chin on one hand, his eyes were deep. Flour is a rare food on land, very expensive, and the quantity is small. Now the environment is harsh, and it is impossible to grow outdoors. A special cultivation room must be built. Those who are particular about it need to be taken care of by professionals before they can be rewarded. Ordinary aristocrats have no way to buy even if they have money.

Now that the animals and plants have all mutated, it is easy to eat meat and vegetables, but the taste is not satisfactory, the meat is hard, and some are even as hard as stones.For example, pigs are as big as horses, wild and powerful, and the meat becomes tight, so they can't be roasted, they can only be boiled.

For example, cabbage is as big as a water tank and cannot be eaten raw. It tastes very bitter when boiled. It needs to be dried in the sun and soaked in salt water for a month before it can be eaten as a pickle.

Nowadays, Xiaomi eats food made of flour every day. It is easy to go from frugal to extravagant, but it is difficult to go from extravagant to frugal. No one can escape the custom.

After dinner, Als taught Xiaomi how to brush his teeth. Mermaids have their own way of cleaning. When on land, they can only do as the Romans do. Xiaomi doesn’t know how to use a toothbrush. It's fine after a few strokes, because it's the first time for Xiaomi, not used to foreign objects, and his eyes are red because he can't stand it.

"It's really hard to be a human being," Xiaomi said with emotion.

"It's a good thing you're not human," Als said in a good mood, brushing Mimi's rosy lips with his finger, which was also soft here, and he didn't know how to kiss him.

"I'll do it myself, I have hands," Xiaomi was annoyed, picked up a towel and wiped his face indiscriminately, and threw it on Ars as if he was angry: "Look at how kind I am to you, wipe it off quickly."

Xiaomi got his revenge, felt better, walked back with his arms on the wall, lay down on the ground and rolled around.

If you want the little mermaid to be inseparable from you, you need to draw it slowly. Als is patient, lying on the bed chicly, and has no intention of calling Xiaomi to sleep together.

Xiaomi breathed a sigh of relief, laying on the ground with nothing to do, Meimei must really want to know when to log in, why not ask him, maybe he is willing to say: "Hey, hey, have you slept yet?"

"Want to give me a massage?"

"..." Xiaomi frowned, actually forgot about it, tried to stand up weakly, and simply crawled into the bedroom: "Don't worry, I'm not someone who doesn't count on words."

Als said condescendingly: "Come up."

Roll your eyes, what do you want?Xiaomi supported the side of the bed and stood up. As soon as he sat on it, he saw Als sitting up too, touching his legs. Xiaomi was furious, pushed away his hands and stared at his big eyes: "What are you doing?"

"Massage," Als smiled knowingly, his voice was a little low: "Don't you need me to teach you?"

"..."

Als pulled up Xiaomi's arm familiarly, pressed and kneaded it: "It's that simple," after speaking, Ars turned over and lay down with his back facing Xiaomi.

Uh, why does it feel like I'm on a pirate ship?Xiaomi stretched out his little hand to press Als' arm, and pinched it a few more times. Oh, it feels good. It's smooth and elastic but a bit hard. He has well-developed muscles and a smart mind. He is very careful with me. Seeing how caring you are For the sake of kindness, press it well.

Ars pointed out a few more words, Xiaomi pressed her shoulders and legs in a decent manner, Ars even fell asleep directly, and Xiaomi lay on the carpet under the bed, yawned, and then closed her eyes and fell asleep.Early the next morning, when Xiaomi woke up, he realized that something was wrong. There was a breath sprayed on his face, which was warm, and he looked over suddenly.

Hey, when did you go to bed?

"Ars, get up!" Xiaomi blushed angrily, stretched out his legs and kicked him, but unfortunately he didn't have enough strength to kick him out of bed: "Wake up, who allowed you to touch me?"

Als sat up, brushed off his blond hair and looked down, his eyes blurred and his voice hoarse: "Oh... did I fall?"

"..."

Xiaomi had a big oolong, felt ashamed, moved his mouth stubbornly and refused to apologize.Als stood up and went to the bathroom, curled up the corners of his mouth, and smiled wickedly, "If you don't come to bed, I can go to you, and share the same bed."The little mermaid is so tender, innocent and cute, I don't want to wait a year.

The breakfast is very rich, with pastries, bread, millet cakes, mixed vegetables and fish soup.

The mermaids in the sea have never tasted fish soup, fried fish, fried fish, etc. Humans cook in a variety of ways, paying attention to the taste and taste. Nowadays, the environment is harsh, and it is good for the common people to eat enough, but for the nobles , is still luxurious, has privileges, and enjoys life. Of course, what this kind of person pays is beyond what others can imagine.

Wow...it smells so good!

Xiaomi licked her lower lip, and lowered her head impatiently, suddenly a big hand appeared in front of her, covering the soup bowl.What's the meaning?Put it on the table if you don't let it eat?Didn't he just tease me, Xiaomi immediately became angry, glared at the handsome man, gritted his teeth: "What are you doing?"

"hot."

Als picked up the spoon calmly, brought it to his mouth and blew it three or four times before handing it to Xiaomi: "Drink."

"Oh," Xiaomi bowed his head to drink the soup, feeling very complicated for a moment, his movements were elegant and mature, careful and serious, gentle with pity, but what about himself?It's so unreasonable to make trouble, ruining other people's good intentions, always suspecting that the food is poisonous, shouldn't it be time to reflect?

Want to tell Meimei?No, he finally felt at ease, and he didn't want to worry him.

"Isn't it delicious?" When Als tore open the bread and handed it over, he touched Xiaomi's face with his thumb naturally: "Eat slowly."