I'm not a mermaid, you die

"Honey is so hungry!"

Before Xiaomi opened her eyes, she sat up and howled, her messy hair was so cute.

Feeding the baby has become a habit, Als is skillful in feeding, Xiaomi is skillful in cooperating, a meal is eaten quickly, and snacks are used. There are almost no fruits in Antarctica, but the Third Prince's Mansion has never been broken, all from Baicheng It is shipped from other places, it is fresh and delicious, and you have to eat a lot of millet a day.

After the internal organs were moistened, Xiaomi opened his eyes and regained his energy: "Is this how to let go?"

"What else do you want?" Als said without displeasure.

Xiaomi licked/licked her lips, and narrowed her eyes: "He looked at me very badly, as if... like goods, no matter how good he said, he couldn't move my heart. Als, let him just like this I’m not happy to leave, you said that things that can be solved by money are not serious, and you have to get rid of the skin.”

"Oh?" Als raised his eyebrows, and said in a low tone, "How?"

"I don't know, what hurts the most?"

It's going to be [-] million, and it hurts to the bone marrow, but Als won't say it, who made Xiaomi not interested in money?The disappearing guard was so furious that he even wanted to come to the Third Prince's Mansion to talk about it, so Als had an idea, and whispered the plan in Xiaomi's ear.

"This... this doesn't count!"

"He's so proud, if he becomes a bare-bones leader, he must have a pretty face," Als' confidence infected the mermaid, and Xiaomi agreed.

In fact, Tai Le didn't leave voluntarily. Bai Yi added some ingredients to his salt water and fled while carrying it in the dark. Lu You was responsible for catching the wind.

Tai Le and Bai Yi are good friends. If one runs away, the other will definitely become the prince's punching bag. It is possible to kill him, so Bai Yi has no choice but to run away. If he does not persuade his friend for his own future, he will automatically Responsibility for a lifetime.

When Tai Le woke up the next day, his whole body was screaming, his back was sore and his legs were uncomfortable, it was obvious that he had been used by someone.

Damn it, Lu You!

When someone opened the door, Tai Le picked up the teapot on the table, thinking it was Lu You, never thought it would be Bai Yi, and was extremely shocked.In this way, he understood everything: "Why? What is the difference between us and betrayal?"

"Betraying the country is not considered betraying the country. Don't get excited. You are a fish with a body." Bai Yi took the fish porridge. Eat something, everything is negotiable."

"You tell me what's going on first?"

"Uh," Bai Yi shrugged and told about his cooperation with Lu You.

Tai Le sighed: "You, you, what should I say, by the way, where will you live in the future?"

"Here."

"What?" Tai Le sat up suddenly, his face pale with excitement: "He won't even let you go? What did he do to you?"

The corner of Bai Yi's mouth twitched when his hand was firmly grasped, and he quickly calmed his friend's emotions: "No, no, no, I don't want yours. I can't find three-legged humans, but I can't find two-legged men. I can't bear it any more. A man who doesn’t want friends either!”

"That was not what I meant."

"I know, and I understand your concerns. I'll just endure it for a few months, and I'll talk about it after giving birth. I've seen it everywhere. It's a good place. The three-story building is well-decorated. There are two cars and a few servants. , are all his confidantes, this is the master bedroom, all his things are here, I... want to look through it."

Taylor: "..."

Bai Yi laughed: "Now we belong to one country, I don't know what will happen in a few days."

"Fuck you, can your partner compare with your best friend?" Tai Le said firmly.

I'm so sad, I hope that the decision I made for my friend is not wrong, if I am wrong, I will marry him when I return to the sea, even if I don't love him, there will still be friendship, and I will respect each other as guests for a lifetime, and I will not be worse than my partner.Bai Yi was actually afraid of making a wrong decision, but it was better than his friend Yu Zhong taking away the child, right?It's all helpless.

Lu You came back at night and brought back a lot of food, Tai Le ignored him after standing in the room for a long time.It wasn't until Bai Yi came in that the atmosphere in the room improved a little.Bai Yi looked left and right, and suddenly said, "Is this a fruit? It's so beautiful pink, where did you buy it, it must be very expensive?"

This is a step for Lu You. Lu You nodded gratefully to Bai Yi and talked freely.He begged for this fruit from the prince. It originally belonged to Xiaomi, and it was specially airlifted from Baicheng. It took a lot of thought and was extremely precious.It is good to be able to eat fresh fruits in Antarctica. More than 90.00% of mermaids like human food. After eating it, Taylor's attitude naturally softened a little.

To be a prince's personal soldier is naturally not an ordinary nobleman. Lu You already knows Tai Le's identity, and his family environment is not good, so he is very careful about food, changing things every now and then, paying attention to everything, and the relationship will naturally ease over time. up.

Suddenly one day, Bai Yi heard some news and sat on the window sill in a daze.Tai Le flicked his friend's head: "What are you thinking so engrossed in?"

"Fen Duo only took nine guards back, the rest..."

"All dead?"

"They're all married."

"..." Tai Le shook his head, unbelievable: "How is it possible? It's not a mermaid who went ashore to make love? These treacherous humans must have used some kind of trick!"

Bai Yi: "..."

Thinking of every little thing you did with Lu You, isn't it just cheating?Pretend to be weak, pretend to be stupid, pretend to be a soldier, pretend to be a pig and eat a mermaid, and I feel aggrieved in my heart.Bai Yi touched his nose, and the soles of his feet slipped out.After Lu You came back, Tai Le had a fight with him, and the two of them creaked on the bed for a long time. When the mermaid calmed down, Lu You began to coax him, and it took a lot of time to reconcile.

There are many bachelors in Antarctica, and there are many examples of men being together with men. No one makes fun of gay/sexual couples holding hands in the street, and there are more orphans. You just need to adopt them if you want offspring.So Als sent someone to spread the word about the love story between Lu You and Tai Le. Who would want to take the dry road if there is a waterway?

So officials, traders, ghosts and snake gods all showed their magical powers and took down many mermaids. Even if they returned to the sea safely, they might not be innocent.

Fen Duo was in a state of embarrassment, and he was also pursued.After all, Bell is also a prince, he is married to a general, so what's the difference?Facing the enthusiastic offensive, he was so frightened that he could not sleep at night, and most of the night there were prodigal sons singing and playing the piano.We all know that the mermaid is rushing home, time is running out, so naturally it is more violent.

Especially a businessman from Antarctica, his method is the most direct, put all his wealth in front of a mermaid, and said stiffly: "I have no culture, no quality, no education, and I can't beat you, but I just like you, see Have you arrived yet? There are [-] million yuan and real estate here, which are all my belongings. If you can win against the strong man behind me, the belongings will belong to you. If you lose, you can marry me as your partner, and the belongings will still belong to you. Sample?"

The brawny man mentioned was full of energy, straightened his back, and was not angry. He slapped his big palms together, shocking all directions, and was extremely ruthless.

The mermaid curled her lips into a smile, which was kind of interesting. The strong man was not a supernatural being, and he knew that his agility was not enough at first glance. This fat man was fair and sincere.So the mermaid agreed, and the fight was evenly matched. In the end, the strong man won by endurance.The mermaid fell to the ground and couldn't even use any strength. Fen Duo stood on the second floor and watched carefully, his face livid.

No business, no adultery, the big fat man set off firecrackers happily in his heart, but his face was full of worry, Baba ran forward and felt very distressed, took off his coat and wrapped the cold sweating mermaid, comforted him in his arms, and went to the car Run up to see a doctor.The strong man and a few servants picked up their belongings and followed, while the spectators were still booing.

There is also a story about a fish that is very predestined.

When I was on my way, I stayed overnight in a small town. There was no place in the shop, so I divided it into two houses. One of them caught fire, and the mermaid who was soaking in the water couldn’t turn into a tail immediately. , carried the mermaid out, his back was covered with burns, and even hurt his heart and lungs.

So the mermaid decided to stay and take care of him, and then go on the road by himself when he recovered. Fen Duo was annoyed by being pursued, so he immediately agreed not to take it seriously, but regretted it.The mermaid gets along very well with the savior, and finds that he has many shining points, gentle, kind, and considerate. Anyway, the mermaid has money and is married.

One can imagine how Fenduo felt after returning to the sea. There were nearly thirty people who came, but fortunately they lived up to their mission and brought back Xiaomi's hair.

Fen Duo concocted a good mood, and rushed to Haidu all night to enter the palace and cried, saying how hard he was, how cruel and despicable Als was, how ignorant and greedy Xiaomi was, and those who heard it were sad and the listeners wept, Fen Duo was really aggrieved in order to complete the task.

After the reward came down, he wiped away his tears, sat in his own palace and sneered, and finally got his money back.

The Sea Clan really attaches great importance to Xiaomi. How was he born?How did you grow up?Why in obscurity?It's impossible to go unnoticed with that beautiful two-tone hair.Could it be the research product of some wild expert?From a laboratory?Otherwise, how to explain the special features of Xiaomi and the fact that it is well concealed?

After the investigation, the Sea Emperor was furious.Xiaomi has amnesia. I don’t know who his father and mother are. I found out that his place is very backward. When he was rescued by the residents, he was seriously injured and couldn’t even speak. It’s the local nobles who like Xiaomi and hide his affairs because of their own selfish desires. , damn it.

Stupid, extremely short-sighted!

The news in the fringe areas is blocked, which is a good place to cover up all crimes. Xiaomi must be a test product!How else to explain his speed?His reflection?His hair color?His height?How is he so different?It has evolved successfully again. Once decrypted, can all mermaids have it?I really want to know what kind of ability he has. If it is combat power, it will be more perfect.

So the King of Bors County was summoned, and the poor man was complacent, thinking that something good was going to happen.

The idiot was murdered like this, and he was beaten to pieces. Is the county king amazing?He was not even a fart in front of the emperor. He paid the price for his stupidity, and his family was also shamed, and was driven to a more remote area to repent.

After Funduo, the Emperor of the Sea sent another prince with real power to the Antarctic, this time it was not an oral command but a holy book of shells.The mermaid queen also sent a message, ordering him to cooperate.