I'm not a mermaid, you die

"Misunderstand."

I've already kissed you, and you actually told me that there was a misunderstanding?Xiaomi will believe it?

Ars's gaze remained unchanged, and the gentleman said frankly, "It's really a misunderstanding," he raised his head and lowered his head, and kissed again: "Look, it's really a misunderstanding."

"..." Xiaomi narrowed his eyes, looking at Als' honest face.

"If you feel that you are at a disadvantage, why don't you kiss me back?"

There was a different color in the man's eyes, and there was a lot of joking involved. Xiaomi could tell the difference, and he was the one who was taken aback: "Teach me to walk."

"it is good."

Als is indeed a good teacher, serious and careful, but Xiaomi will not apologize for what happened just now, after all, he was the one who was kissed, and his face is still burning, hum.His ears were itchy. When he spoke, the warm breath fell on his ears from time to time. Xiaomi couldn't concentrate, and always felt that he was getting softer and weaker, and finally he really leaned against Ars's chest.

"Tired?"

Xiaomi went down the slope, nodded his head, and thought to himself that his voice is really nice, thick and melodious, and if he was a mermaid, he must be good at singing.Xiaomi is a fish spirit, she has no talent in singing, so she doesn't force it.On the contrary, when hunting, he often roared, frightening the school of fish all into the lightning grid, and each of them turned white and died.Als helped Xiaomi to sit down together, looked at the slender feet, and wanted to play with them: "Does your feet hurt?"

"no."

"Does your leg hurt?"

"no."

Xiaomi is so cute, Als smiles lightly, the desire/desire overflowing in his heart is even stronger, everyone longs for beauty, and Xiaomi's beauty is so natural and pure that he can't suppress his thoughts, Als simply grabs Xiaomi's ankle and puts it on On the leg, the big hand rubbed gently: "Why doesn't it hurt? After walking for so long, massage can relax the muscles. You have done it for me before, and it is very comfortable."

"Oh...thank you," Xiaomi blinked, confused. Whether it's a mermaid or a fish essence, the blood inside is cold, but the skin is cold. It's hard to ignore the big hands that are so hot on the skin. The heat wave pressed into the body, like an electric shock, it was numb, strange and weird.

Shrinking her feet, Xiaomi didn't like this feeling: "I'm fine."

Ars had just tasted the sweetness, how could he give up, the sharp hostility was hidden in his eyes, and his voice was a little low: "A bowl of fish soup?"

Woooooo...Xiaomi seems to have heard the sound of melting ice and snow, so happy!

The fish soup had been prepared a long time ago. Als knew that Xiaomi was a foodie, so he naturally wouldn't come empty-handed. When the waiter knocked on the door, Xiaomi's attention finally shifted away from his feet.Very good, now Als has the opportunity to look at the little tender feet in his hand. They are fair and beautiful, without blemishes, and the toes are the same. They are round and cute. When Xiaomi eats happily, the toes will subconsciously curl up. Als Touching it is very pleasant.

He simply grabbed the other side and put it on his leg, and the tail of the skirt slid down, revealing a section of snow-white calf. Als's control seemed to be roasted on fire, and he was suffering.The little mermaid ate happily, her pointed ears moved, and she was very naughty. Als' eyes were extremely deep, shining with a faint light: "The fish must be eaten bite by bite, and tasted carefully, so that you can taste the taste and aftertaste. endless."

"Well, you're right," Xiaomi raised his head and smiled at Ars in the midst of his busy schedule.

"Slow down, there will be more later."

Xiaomi raised his head again and smiled at Als. The bowl is very small, can he change to a big one?The sweet-mouthed Xiaomi really wanted to lick the bowl, so resentful.

Als laughed, stretched out his fingers and touched Xiaomi's mouth generously, with a little force, it was soft there, I don't know if "misunderstood", it would be so beautiful that he didn't want to stop.

"Ars, are you really coming tomorrow?"

"meeting."

"Did it stick a lot?" Xiaomi stuck out his tongue and licked the corner of his mouth depressedly, because after Als wiped the left side, he went to wipe the right side again, Xiaomi was a little annoyed, eating such tasteless food, and not being a small fish, would be laughed at.Hua Xiang never drops rice grains when eating, am I not as good as a nine-year-old human child?

"No, just a little bit," Als said, moving his finger lightly, touching the tip of Xiaomi's tongue.

Xiaomi subconsciously looked at Als, Als had stopped, took a sip of coffee calmly, narrowed his eyes, seemed to enjoy it.

Men like coffee so much, is it the best in the world?Xiaomi was curious and wanted to try it too.

Who is Als?I understand in seconds.Lifting one hand and gently placing it on Xiaomi's shoulder, he hugged him, the two of them were close together, and with the other hand, he passed the coffee cup to Xiaomi's mouth. The little mermaid has sensitive nerves and is easy to get angry. You must have rules in what you do There is a degree, and there is no impurity in the eyes, so the gain will not outweigh the loss.

Xiaomi didn't think much of it, she held the coffee cup with both hands, and just about to drink it, Als pressed down on the cup instead: "Bitter, no sugar, just taste it."

bitter?You still drink it with relish?Are you kidding me?Xiaomi really doesn't believe it, there are no self-torturing mermaids, and naturally there will be no human beings who like self-torturing.Xiaomi's thoughts were normal, he lowered his head and drank a little, I'll go, it's so bitter, tears are about to come out, Xiaomi covered his mouth, wow.

Als had already prepared the salt water, and he handed it to Xiaomi's mouth again, and Xiaomi took a few sips regardless of the salt water before he calmed down: "It's too damn bad to drink."

Uh, swear words!Xiaomi glanced at Als with a guilty conscience.

Ars pretended not to hear, and stretched out his big hand to Xiaomi's chest without hesitation, back and forth: "How do you feel?"

"It's too bad to drink," Xiaomi complained, brows knit together, and looked at Als with weird eyes: "I think you are quite normal, why do you like bitterness?"

Als smiled and hooked the tip of Xiaomi's nose, the cute little thing: "Coffee is not as bad as you think. I am busy with work, and I occasionally need to stay up late. Coffee can refresh me, so I gradually like it. Add sugar next time Some milk, you should like it."

"I've drank the milk of the mutated cow." Xiaomi is not an ignorant bumpkin, rolled his eyes, grabbed Als's hand and threw it away, but was caught and pinched by him instead, Xiaomi wondered: "What are you doing?" ?”

"The mermaid's hands don't seem to be anything special."

Als lowered his head, played with his big hands and turned them over and over again.Xiaomi also became interested, and looked at Als' big hand: "Your hand is nothing special, why is it so hot?"

"The body temperature of human beings is higher than that of mermaids." Ars took Xiaomi's hand and put it on his face, his eyes met, as if there was a flash of fire: "Is that so?"

"Well," withdrew his hand, Xiaomi subconsciously hid his hand behind his back, a strange feeling flooded, what's going on?Before he thought about it, the halo lighted up, it was the news from the beauty salon, he must be in a hurry after it has been out for so long, right?Xiaomi glanced at the content, and sure enough.Wanting to leave, Xiaomi realized something was wrong at this time.

The two sat on the same sofa. Xiaomi's legs were placed on Ars's legs, leaning on his shoulders, and the man's left hand was always on his shoulders. Xiaomi and Meimei often hooked shoulders together, even sleeping on the Together.Is this considered a friend?Is it too close?Have you crossed the line?Although Xiaomi's thoughts were not written on his face, Aser noticed it.

"what happened?"

"Hmm..." Oh, wouldn't it be a coincidence if I said it?Xiaomi falters in confusion, the first human friend he cherishes very much.

"Got to go?"

"Well," Xiaomi put down his feet and stood up: "See you tomorrow afternoon?"

"Okay, let's change clothes." Aser picked up the top that Xiaomi took off just now, and hung it on his arm. This is the result of more than ten years of research by the Academy of Sciences. It will not get wet, and it is very comfortable to stick on the mermaid.They don't wear clothes in the sea, but when they turn into fish and are still naked on land, they become hooligans/hooligans.

Sure enough, he thought too much, Xiaomi smiled happily: "Thank you for your hard work."

Als raised the corner of his mouth, helped Xiaomi take off the mermaid skirt, put on his clothes again, and while wetting the fishtail, he hugged Xiaomi horizontally, his white legs gradually turned into red and white fishtails, beautiful, gorgeous, The color is so bright and beautiful, it is really unique.Als stared fixedly, without blinking: "Xiaomi, mermaids are the opposite sex in the eyes of humans, except in front of me, you can't let others see your private parts, let alone trust you unguardedly. Also, Guardians are carefully selected by the country, they are valuable and trustworthy, you can ask him or me if you have anything, don't go with others easily, you know?"

"..." God damn it, the word "private" is so heavy, Xiaomi's whole body is hot, like a grilled shrimp: "I'm not stupid."

"I know you're smart."

What Als said was serious, Xiaomi gave him a "hmm" and gave him a smug look, which means you are sensible.

"Remember to wear shoes next time you go ashore. There are mermaids on the viewing platform..."

"I know, I know everything!"

Als just smiled and walked out of the private room with Xiaomi in his arms. There were a few people and a few mermaids sitting on the viewing platform. They were a couple, talking in a low voice. The atmosphere was harmonious, and there seemed to be many pink bubbles floating around. Bubble.As soon as Ars appeared, the humans immediately stood up, some bowed their heads and saluted, and some greeted with one hand clenched on their chest.

Li Feng rolled his eyes, respectful, did not dare to look at the unique mermaid, suppressed his curiosity, and planned to go back and talk.The dark golden little mermaid sitting next to him stared at Xiaomi unkindly, drinking water in fear of being seen.The third prince was the one whom the little mermaid prince admired, but he was cut off. It seems that there will be fun in the future.

Xiaomi felt that Als was very crazy, and he ignored those one, two, three, four, and walked to the viewing platform like a leisurely stroll, gently put Xiaomi into the water, with soft eyes, and touched Xiaomi with his big hands. Head: "See you tomorrow."

"Oh~ bye."

Xiaomi turned around and sank, flicking his tail and splashing water, Als was wet but very happy.

【small theater】

Kissed the little mouth.

Als said seriously: "Misunderstanding."

The corners of Xiaomi's eyes twitched: "Say it again?"

Als tilted his foot, pressed Xiaomi on the bed, and kissed him: "Look, it's really a misunderstanding."

Millet:"……"