Full-time protagonist information entry [Quick Pass]

There is always a gap between planned and reality.

For example, what Lin Xiwu thought was that when he got to the back mountain, he could just find a small soil slope and put the small dumpling on there to play with, and it wouldn't take him long to lure the snake.Just in case, I specially sprinkled insect repellent powder around the barrel.

Unexpectedly, Xiaotuanzi would climb, and it was quite fast.

It was obviously not very far away, but after catching the snake, when I turned around, there was only an empty bucket lying on the ground, gliding and gurgling, and my heart suddenly panicked.Surrounded by bushes and fruit trees of different heights, it is not easy to find such a large dumpling, for fear of being picked up by weasels.

In just a few seconds, countless possibilities flashed through his mind, and his heart became more and more flustered. He hurriedly searched for the light and shallow marks on the ground and chased after them.

Seeing that Xiaotuanzi was playing with the tree safely and soundly, the heart hanging in his throat was finally relieved. Fortunately, he discovered it early. The strange thing is that he felt a sense of responsibility as a father inexplicably in his heart.

Putting the snake on the ground casually, Lin Xiwu knelt down and clapped his hands at Xiaotuanzi: "Come here."

Xiaotuanzi's fair face was stained with a lot of dust, and his whole body was dirty. When he saw Lin Scum, he pursed his mouth and his eyes instantly turned red.

Lin Xiwu saw Xiaotuanzi's aggrieved look, so he stopped teasing him, picked up the flower snake, got up and put it in his hand: "Duanzi, good boy~"

He himself felt tired of listening to this tune, but Xiaotuanzi liked it very much, grabbed the snake's tail, sucked his nose and slipped into his arms.

Finding that this cheap son is not afraid of snakes, Lin scum has a malicious smile on his face, and decides to train the scum of the world to start from a baby.

I just don't know how Prince Yuan, who didn't want to agree with the scum of the rivers and lakes, would react after knowing that his son had become a scum of the rivers and lakes. Unfortunately, he is already dead.

So Lin Scum hugged the dumpling with a snake hanging on its body and a small bow tied to the tail of the snake, and just went back to the teaching.

Later, my aunt was "moved" by his sincere heart, and sister Cuiluo interceded with Nan Siguo. Finally, he was only allowed to take care of the children to three people taking care of the children, and two more interceded.

Lin scum was naturally satisfied with this.

Spring goes and autumn comes, time flies.

At first, the little dumpling who would only foolishly yell at Daddy to hug and hug Daddy has turned into a five-year-old big dumpling.

As a father, he was a little worried. In the past few years, the poisonous insects and wild animals in Houshan had been caught all over.

There are Nansi Guo in martial arts, and Cuiluo in making poisonous hidden weapons. Although he is good at everything, he is not proficient in it.Therefore, apart from being able to tell the group some Jianghu experience as a story before going to bed, there is nothing to teach.

There are also those weird questions, which are really overwhelming.

The spring breeze blew the earth, and Lin Xiwu became more worried: "Think about it, you said that Tuanzi will ask me how he was born again, how should I answer?"

Cui Luo, who was concentrating on collecting herbs, couldn't help laughing first: "Who made you fool me all the time, little master?"

Nan Siguo nodded in agreement, jumped down from the tree lightly, and said lightly: "Retribution."

"That wasn't the first time he asked me, I just said it casually..."

Cui Luo put away the full medicine basket, and said earnestly, "Little Hierarch, I'm not a slave talking about you, this casual talk really needs to be corrected."

A smile flashed across Nan Siguo's eyes, and he nodded again: "It has to be changed."

Lin scum, who was about to refute, raised his eyes and saw a small black shadow running towards him from a distance, and suddenly panicked: "Cheng Chengcheng, change it, tell me how I should respond."

"Daddy~Master Nan~Master Cuiluo~"

Xiao Tuanzi threw himself into his arms with a laugh, and Lin Scum habitually picked him up, feeling heavy in his hands, and lamented helplessly, "Why are you getting fat again?"

"Not fat~ Aunt Nan just said that I lost weight~"

Tuanzi rubbed her father coquettishly: "Also ~ Daya said that it was mother who gave birth to her."

After finishing speaking, he pinched Lin Scum's breasts gestures, and then wrinkled his face angrily: "Da Ya is a lie, mother is not soft here at all."

Cui Luo: "Pfft——"

"..."

Another three springs and autumns.

On the day of the weak coronation ceremony, Lin Xiwu challenged Aunt Nan for the first time, but failed miserably, and lost completely in front of his own son.

Xiaotuanzi has a name, he named it, surname Nan, first name Zisui, no characters.

Last year, the dumpling only reached his thigh, but this year it seemed as if he had taken a fast-growing pill, and it reached his waist in one fell swoop.

Not only is he taller, but he is also sensible, although he sometimes asks some weird questions.

The once soft and chubby white dumpling was gone forever. As a father, he was a little sad, and at the same time he was a little relieved. This feeling is commonly known as mixed feelings.

Fortunately, Nan Zisui now has the demeanor of a scum in the rivers and lakes, but he is a bit indistinguishable from friend and foe.

Lin Xiwu frowned: "You can't make wine with green bamboo leaves raised in emerald baskets, it's poisonous."

Da Tuanzi frowned, and the corners of his lips raised: "Then I'll use money to make a bubble next time."

He refused: "No, it's poisonous."

Da Tuanzi leaned against him, a little discouraged: "Viper?"

Lin scum always remembers that he is a father now, and he can't hit the child casually: "It's poisonous."

"The head office of the black snake, right?"

"Cuiluo doesn't raise poisonous ones..."

"Hmph, I didn't say to use Master Cuiluo."

Time is a butcher's knife.

This is what he saw in the storybook, and it fits Nan Zisui well.

The chubby face that was round before had been shaved to be bony, of course it was only in his opinion.

Upon closer inspection, he and Nan Zisui have a little similarity, they both have flirtatious red phoenix eyes. It is precisely because of this little similarity that the other party has never doubted that he is not his own.There are also places that are completely different, such as demeanor and temperament.

Coming out of Nangu's Hall, when passing by the martial arts training ground, he saw many disciples surrounded by three floors inside and three floors outside, and he could guess that it must be Zi Sui who was fighting with Nan Qing, and it seemed that Nan Siguo was also inside. Can't help shaking his head and sighing.

It is still rare to see someone like him who is obviously handsome but low-key and only relies on talent.

"Why don't you go and have a look?" Cui Luo smiled while holding the medicine Gu and looked at Lin Scum with a sad face.

Lin Xiwu replied with a smile: "No, it's my aunt's medicine?"

Cuiluo nodded, and smiled slightly, with a look of worry on her brows: "Miss's cold will never get better."

Aunt Nan's cold had been there years ago, and the spring was still the same after the next year. Not only Cuiluo was worried, but he was also worried.

"Didn't there be a miracle doctor outside? I already have a clue. I'll leave tomorrow. I'll have to trouble Sister Cuiluo for the few days I'm gone."

In fact, most of the reason for being so positive is that Aunt Nan has recently begun to insinuate that he should get married, and in the name of delivering things, she sends women to his room from time to time in the middle of the night. Son.

The menacing attack scared him so much that he turned the main line of the world back and forth many times, especially the branch line about the original body, and he read it more carefully.It turned out that after finding out that the original body was not married at all, I felt guilty.

This year, between not getting married under pressure, and being beaten to death by Aunt Nan for telling the truth that he was a broken sleeve, he chose not to get married very spinelessly.

In a trance, the rivers and lakes have passed like a white horse for a few years.

During this time many things happened.

For example, for a while, Nan Zisui stopped sticking to him and concentrated on practicing martial arts, so he had a lot of free time, went out frequently to pick up tasks, and focused on promoting the splendor of the cult.

After returning from a trip, the son stopped calling him daddy, and started calling him by his full name, calling Nanziwu Nanziwu all day long, and it became the same as when he was a child, and he started to cling to him again, following him wherever he went.

And he never expected that his son actually grew a little bit taller than him. Although it was only a little bit taller, it made him depressed for a long time.

Another example is Nan Siguo, who became the leader of the sect in one step. The leader of the branch sect does not stay with the head teacher. The two sects are separated by five cities. Every time he wants to find him for a drink, he has to travel for more than half a month.

Lin Scum expressed how this would work, and then defeated Aunt Nan and became the leader. He wanted to transfer Nan Siguo back, but was rejected.

After he became the leader of the sect, Aunt Nan thought that she could retire after success and find a place to spend her days in retirement, so she took the emerald basket and most of the sect's assets and retired to the countryside, and she pretended to be thinking of him. Because men become bad when they have money.

But in Lin Scum's view, it was clearly revenge for gritting his teeth and not getting married.

When he was still immersed in the cruel fact that the cult had run out of money and couldn't extricate himself, the protagonist went down the mountain. However, his own stupid son has no plans to help him dominate the world.

He can't take care of these either. He has a lot of things to deal with when he first takes office.He could only stay in the temple every day, struggling with the account book and the money handed in by the congregation.At this time, Nan Zisui was holding a notebook, and sat beside him to watch the clichéd dramas of heroes saving the beauty and heroes of the rivers and lakes.Just look at it, and read the antithesis above.

Leader Lin finally couldn't take it anymore, so he taught his son who had no experience in the world earnestly: "We are a cult, and cult members who want to be heroes will be ridiculed if they spread the word. He is our role model."

Nan Zisui first looked like he was being hit, then his eyes lit up suddenly, he flipped through the book, pointed to a page and asked, "Is the villain going to do this?"

He was taken aback by the question, squinted his eyes, couldn't help coughing a few times, held back his laughter, and nodded solemnly: "Well, when I'm a junior in a cult, I naturally have to start with small things. Women can."

Nan Zisui nodded comprehensibly, as if he had made some major decision: "Nan Ziwu, I want to go out and wander the rivers and lakes!"

Lin Scum agreed with both hands and feet, and hastily ordered his attendants to pack his luggage and send him off to teach.

Who knew that he would report back to the former hidden servant, this good-for-nothing, who only spent two days at the foot of the mountain, came back with a bag of biography, and didn't enter the city.

When he came back, he still looked like he was "tired from wandering in the rivers and lakes", and he ate and drank in his palace.

Until one day, when Nan Zisui was away, Master Lin accidentally opened a biography of Jiang Hu, and found that it was written about his great achievements in his early years, so he couldn't help being happy.No wonder he always felt that his son was looking at him all the time, presumably it was a look of admiration.

Probably inspired by Master Lin's great deeds, on a sunny afternoon with flowers in full bloom, Nan Zisui finished the last book and announced again: "Nanziwu, I'm going out to wander the rivers and lakes. See you in the rivers and lakes. See you later."

Hierarch Lin, who was dozing on the roof, lazily replied, "Remember to go to the city and bring back Shi San Lang's roast chicken."

Nan Zisui nodded obediently, bid farewell to the leader reluctantly, and walked away at every step.

Half a month passed in the blink of an eye, and when Master Lin was about to go up to the roof to bask in the sun on a sunny day, he suddenly remembered that he hadn't seen Nan Zisui for a long time.

Just as he was about to send someone to check what was going on, he suddenly heard shouts from far to near.Later, Nan Zisui rushed over with a small burden on his back, hugged him, and yelled that the world is dangerous.I asked him what was going on, but he didn't say anything.

It wasn't until the next day that the disciples caught a woman who broke in angrily, and cried out that Nan Zisui was guilty of destroying her innocence, and then leader Lin understood what had happened.

It turned out that when Nanziwu met her the day he entered the city, he thought she was the gentle and virtuous lady in the storybook, and remembered the one hundred things that people in the cult must do taught by Master Lin, so he kidnapped her and tried to play.Who knew she was a shrew and could show off her legs a little bit, but she was blackmailed after only teasing her once.I have been avoiding her for a few days outside.

Nan Zisui's face was full of lovelessness: "Nan Ziwu, you have to trust me, I didn't even touch her, so I took a rope and led her from the south of the city to the north of the city..."

The woman who was sobbing and crying on the ground cried even more fiercely when she heard it. Master Lin also had a headache, and asked him in a low voice: "If you don't like it, then kill it, but if you want to keep it..."

Nan Zisui shuddered, and took a few steps back in horror: "Absolutely not! It's not that you told me that people in our cult should have principles, and that the old, weak, women and children cannot be killed."

Master Lin patiently explained: "Those who know martial arts, and those like us who are mixed in the rivers and lakes, there is no distinction between old and weak, women and children."

When the crying woman heard it, she hiccupped in fright: "Xiexiexie?"

He nodded slightly, and showed an amiable smile at the woman who might become his daughter-in-law. Before he could answer, he fell to the ground and passed out with a plop.

Leader Lin was stunned and quite proud. It seems that it is not useless for him to work hard to spread the cult's notoriety.

The dry wind began to sweep away the season of fallen leaves, and he realized that his son had completely become a housekeeper who never left the house.

Ever since the shrew incident, Nan Zisui never mentioned that he wanted to venture into the rivers and lakes, and even sent someone to buy the storybook.It seems that there is a psychological shadow, seeing the weak-looking female disciples in the teaching are walking around.

Leader Lin is angry, which is fine, let him go on like this, how can he help himself dominate the world.So half-threatening and half-coaxing, he took Nan Zisui on a mission together, and chatted with Nan Si by the way.