After Being Bent by Reader
Chapter 72
Seeing that she was silent for a long time, Murong Shi stretched out her hand and shook it in front of her eyes.
Xu Chuanchuan withdrew his mind, but looked at her dully.
"Or do I have to kneel for these three?" Murong Shi asked again.
Seeing that she was about to kneel down after dragging the washboard, Xu Chuanchuan yelled: "Wait!"
Murong Shi paused: "Don't like this? Then I'll change it to durian?"
She spoke in a dignified manner, and Xu Chuanchuan was terrified when she heard it.
"No, it's still close." Murong Shi was talking to herself completely, put her hands on her belt, unbuttoned it, and was about to take off her pants in a second.
Xu Chuanchuan was taken aback.
Murong Shi was wearing a pair of black wide-leg cropped pants today, so they were easy to take off. Before Xu Chuanchuan could understand what this was, two long, straight white legs appeared in front of her eyes.
"..." Swallowed a mouthful of saliva, Xu Chuanchuan looked at it without blinking, and it took a while to find his voice, "What are you doing?"
Could it be that Murong Shi wants to change it to Seduction?Thinking of this, Xu Chuanchuan hugged himself tightly with both hands.
Murong Shi curled her lips into a smile, threw the trousers she took off, and said in a relaxed tone, "It will be better to kneel with the trousers off."
His eyes darkened, Xu Chuanchuan quickly tore off the pants covering his head, and seeing Murong Shi resolutely walking towards the durian, she was terrified, and stretched out her arms to hug the thin waist: "Are you crazy?" ?!"
Murong Shi looked down at her, showing an innocent expression, and said quietly: "You won't talk to me all night, and you won't say forgive me, what else can I do?"
At first Xu Chuanchuan thought she was just talking and joking, but seeing this posture seemed to be real, he hugged her waist and dared not let go: "Actually, I have already..."
I was about to say "I have forgiven you", but the words were swallowed again.That durian looks like a meteor hammer, and the spikes on it are so sharp, kneeling on it will not hurt your legs?
Xu Chuanchuan took a look at Murong Shi's white and tender thighs, and his heart softened all of a sudden.
These two legs are almost perfect, enough for her to play with for a lifetime, if she is really hurt, she will be so distressed.
When she was the most angry before, she did think about punishing her, but Xu Chuanchuan couldn't bear to let such an arrogant person kneel in front of her.There are many ways of punishment, such as washing clothes by hand for a month, cleaning for a month, etc. It is good, why do you have to use such bloody and cruel methods?
I can't bear to do it no matter what.
Xu Chuanchuan let her go angrily: "Put on your pants first."
"Forgive me and I'll put it on."
"...You are obviously a hooligan!"
"Just play it, anyway, the police don't care about anyone here."
"..." How could Xu Chuanchuan recognize her?
Damn, this woman is actually wearing a thong with black lace trim, she is so seductive without moving, it is clearly intentional.
You can't lose, it would be too embarrassing if you lose.
Xu Chuanchuan hinted at herself, her eyes swept over her lower body uncontrollably, and she caught a glimpse of something on the ground out of the corner of her eye: "Where did you get the washboard?"
"They told me that it's available on Taobao, but the express delivery is too slow, so I can only go to the wholesale market." Murong Shi frowned, "This item is too difficult to buy, I searched a lot to find it."
Xu Chuanchuan was surprised, and suddenly caught the key word: "They?" She pointed to the three strangely combined things on the ground, "These tricks...are you told by others?"
Murong Shi is patient in coaxing people, but things like kneeling are not in line with Murong Shi's style at all.Xu Chuanchuan felt more and more strange about this matter.
Facing her burning gaze that seemed to see through everything, Murong Shi pondered: "The girls in your reader group are quite enthusiastic."
readership?
Xu Chuanchuan leaned over and took the mobile phone from the bedside table, unlocked it, opened QQ, and opened the reader group, and found someone @ HER.
There was too much content, one piece of news flashed in front of her eyes, and finally stopped, Xu Chuanchuan saw the familiar name that made her very uncomfortable.
The cause of the incident was that Murong Shi, wearing a "passerby poem" vest, sent a message asking for help in the group: "My girlfriend is angry, but I can't coax her, do you have any good solutions?"
The readers in the group went crazy.
——Poetry of local tyrants?Finally, you have shown up!
——Sure enough, good people all have girlfriends. Jealousy makes me ugly.
——Sorry, I don’t have a girlfriend, this question is beyond the outline.
——Without a girlfriend +1, there is nothing I can do to help you, a local tyrant.
——If you can’t coax her well, don’t coax her, just pounce on her and give her a deep kiss to solve it immediately. (Lu Renshi replied: Don't let me touch her now.)
——XSWL, don't touch me, what the heinous thing have you done, local tyrant!
……
——Give her a gift, she can give her whatever she likes. (Passerby replied: She likes money.)
— Then hit her hard with money!I folded 1 yuan into flowers and gave it to her. Oh my God, I was so moved by the words.
……
Xu Chuanchuan was @ by readers after this.
——Terrible, the comment area is dominated by deep water [picture], Baby Shi, are you in a bad mood and throwing thunder to vent?
——Poetry of a local tyrant, you couldn't be angry because your girlfriend was jealous because you threw a thunderbolt at Da Da, right?
——Counted, twenty.
——Refresh, there are thirty.My mother, rich and willful!
--Shock!Because a certain local tycoon was left out by his girlfriend, he went online to make a fortune for his favorite author!
——Counting the money to the point of soft hands, I’m afraid I’ll die laughing tonight @爱吃麻辣甜.
——Wait, let me get in touch with the context, Shi Baobao’s girlfriend likes money, and if you tell her to spend money, she will immediately throw deep water for Da Da, emmmmm... Let me make a bold guess, is it possible that Shi Baobao’s girlfriend is Da Da? ? ?
——How is it possible, Da Da is obviously straight.
——What if it was bent?
——Bend!Interesting, please come forward to answer @爱吃麻辣ang.
……
A certain person was busy throwing thunder in the text and didn't respond, allowing the girls in the group to guess wildly.Xu Chuanchuan missed this scene because he tossed and turned on the bed and didn't look at his phone at all.
After searching for a long time, Xu Chuanchuan found a discussion on the issue of "kneeling".A reader suggested to passers-by that he mentioned kneeling washboards, durians, keyboards and instant noodles.
Xu Chuanchuan glanced at the things on the ground. There were no instant noodles, so he returned his attention to the phone.
It seems that Murong Shi took that reader's suggestion.
The vest of "Passerby Poetry" appeared in the group for the last time, in order to thank the girls for helping her actively think about recruiting, and sent out a red envelope totaling 1000 yuan, and the group rushed wildly.
There is still a lot of news going on, Xu Chuanchuan is too lazy to read.She opened the member list, searched for "Passerby's Poetry", clicked on the profile picture - and selected "More".Pull your finger to the bottom, there is a striking red bar below.
Realizing her actions, Murong Shi shouted eagerly: "What are you doing?"
Xu Chuanchuan turned a deaf ear to it, and moved his finger down without hesitation.
Removed from this group, success.
Feeling quite refreshed at that moment, Xu Chuanchuan raised his head with provocative eyes.
Tell you that you have too much money and nowhere to spend it.
"..." Regarding the fact that she was kicked out of the group face to face, Murong Shi had nothing to say, she raised one leg and knelt on the bed, "I..."
Xu Chuanchuan rang without warning, picked it up and saw that Xu Xiangxiang was calling.
When the conversation was interrupted, Murong Shi stood up and retreated consciously: "You answer first."
Xu Chuanchuan pressed to answer and put the phone to his ear.Before she could speak, Xu Xiangxiang's voice came over: "Sister, are you in the dormitory?"
"Yes, what are you doing?"
"It's good to be here, my mother and I have already gone downstairs, but the security guards won't let us go up."
Xu Chuanchuan's body trembled, and his drowsy brain instantly woke up: "You and mom?!"
"That's right, mom said she wanted to come and see where you live now. The sun is so bright, come down and pick us up!"
"Wait, wait a minute!" Xu Chuanchuan tied his tongue, hurriedly ended the call, and pushed Murong Shi, "My mother and my sister are coming, put on your pants!"
"what?"
"Hurry up!"
The situation took a turn for the worse, Murong Shi picked up her trousers and put them on without saying a word.
"Why didn't you tell me before you came here!" Xu Chuanchuan got off the bed in a panic, and pushed Murong Shi, "Go and put away all your things!"
The mother and sister suddenly came over, and both of them were caught off guard. Who would care about which one to kneel to?At this time, even forgetting about the Cold War, Xu Chuanchuan and Murong Shi quickly started to pack their things.
Murong Shi remained calm and said, "My cosmetics are stuffed in the drawer, don't panic, there's no need to cover up so much, and they will become even more suspicious if they wait too long."
Xu Chuanchuan picked up one of the pillows and stuffed it into the cabinet, and threw all of Murong Shi's shoes under the bed, getting dizzy from work.
As for the three kneeling props, Xu Chuanchuan became angry when he saw them, and threw them in a corner.The durian was too thorny, so she kicked it with a slipper, and accidentally got stuck on her big toe, and she screamed in pain.
Murong Shi put her hands under her armpits and hugged her aside: "Leave this alone, it's nothing strange."
Durian was abandoned.
"What else?" Xu Chuanchuan paced anxiously in the room, "Your clothes! They're still drying on the balcony, go and take them back!"
Murong Shi pressed her shoulder: "Don't worry about that, just say it belongs to Linda."
Xu Chuanchuan's eyes brightened: "Yes, why didn't I think of that!"
Murong Shi pointed at her messy chicken coop, and said in a helpless tone, "You go wash up first, I'll go down and pick them up."
Xu Chuanchuan glared at her and said, "You should be hidden most."
Murong Shi couldn't laugh or cry: "Where to hide?"
Xu Chuanchuan pointed to the dark bottom of the bed.
Murong Shi: "..."
The two checked it again, and after making sure that there was basically nothing wrong, Murong Shi went out.
The people downstairs were getting impatient for a long time, Xu Xiangxiang kept complaining about Xu Chuanchuan's moji, and wanted to call to urge her.
"Here we come." Mama Xu clapped her hands.
Xu Xiangxiang stretched her neck to look, and said disappointedly: "My sister is not so tall, and that person's hair is so long, mom, your eyes are too bad. I don't know what the hell my sister is doing. You don't have to do this when you are dressing and washing. Forget it, I'll give her a call."
"Xiangxiang—"
Xu Xiangxiang paused when she heard someone calling her.She covered the glare of the sun with her hands, finally saw the person coming, and exclaimed happily: "Sister Shishi!"
Murong Shi strode up to them and smiled: "Auntie, do you still remember me?"
Madam Xu said with a smile, "Of course I remember you being so pretty. You are Xiaoshi."
"I'll pick you up."
Xu Xiangxiang wondered: "Where is my sister? Why is it you, Sister Shishi? Do you also live in the dormitory?"
Murong Shi blushed and panted, "Well, I worked overtime last night too late, so I slept in the dormitory temporarily. Your sister is washing up."
Xu Xiangxiang has no doubts about him.
Murong Shi came forward and let the security guards go without registering.The three went upstairs, and Xu Xiangxiang said curiously: "Sister Shishi, how do you know that I am here with my mother? Could it be that you slept with my sister last night?"
Murong Shi smiled, coping with it freely: "I can't help it, I'm too tired to work overtime and it's too late, so if I can't go back, I'll borrow her bed to spend the night."
"She sleeps badly, doesn't she?"
"good."
During the conversation, the three of them had already arrived at the door of the dormitory. Murong Shi knocked on the door symbolically. After knocking for a long time, no one responded, so she had to take out the key.
The door opened but there was no figure of Xu Chuanchuan, Xu Xiangxiang shouted: "Sister, my mother came to see you and brought you something nice."
Xu Chuanchuan ran out of the bathroom wearing slippers "da da da": "Mom, why are you here?"
"Your aunt Yao sent me some honey a few days ago, and I brought it here for you and Xiangxiang." Mama Xu opened her bag and took out two bottles of honey. This honey is from my sister's own house, it is absolutely pure enough."
Murong Shi was flattered and took the honey: "Thank you, Auntie."
"No thanks, no thanks. You borrowed so much money for Chuan Chuan, it should be us thanking you."
"Then... I won't be polite." The honey was a bit heavy, and Murong Shi put it on the coffee table, "I'll get it after I leave. Auntie, sit down."
Xu Chuanchuan came to the living room and handed a piece of paper to the sweaty mother: "Why didn't you call me before you came?"
Fortunately, I bought a disposable paper cup before, and Murong Shi took advantage of their conversation to fetch water, and handed it to Xu Ma first: "Auntie, drink water."
"Thank you." Xu Ma held it in her hand and did not rush to drink, "I found out that my phone was out of charge when I went out, and it was your sister who recharged it for me."
On the other side, Xu Xiangxiang and Murong Shi were grabbing paper cups: "I'll come, I can't trouble you to pour water for me."
Murong Shi laughed: "Okay, you can do it yourself."
"I don't know where your company is, but I've been here anyway, so I just want to come and have a look." Mama Xu looked around, "This is your dormitory? The company’s other benefits should also be good, right?”
"Uh, it's not bad." Xu Chuanchuan said ambiguously, then changed the subject, "How's the decoration going?"
Mother Xu took a sip of water and said, "Your father has found someone to do it."
"Then do you want to go back and help?"
"It's not urgent." Xu's mother focused all her attention on this room, "It's fine for two people to live in, which one do you live in?"
"I……"
"That one." Xu Xiangxiang rushed to answer, "Mom, my sister's room is very big, and the bed is too big."
"Really? I'll take a look." Madam Xu put down her glass and stood up, feeling excited.
Xu Chuanchuan subconsciously glanced at Murong Shi.
Murong Shi blinked her eyes, signaling her not to panic.
Mom wanted to see the room, but Xu Chuanchuan didn't dare to say no, so she ran over and opened the door.
Madam Xu just stood at the door and looked: "It's quite wide." When she glanced at the big bed, she said mercilessly, "It's a mess and I don't know how to clean it up."
Xu Chuanchuan shrugged: "It must be messed up just after waking up."
Xu Ma shook her head speechlessly, her eyes were attracted by something on the ground: "Why is there a durian here?"
Xu Chuanchuan wanted to say that he bought it for food, but before he opened his mouth, he was stopped by the startled Xu Xiangxiang.
"Wow - what a big whale!" Xu Xiangxiang pointed at the big bed, her eyes sparkled, "Sis, when did you buy this, I like it so much!"
Before Xu Chuanchuan realized what was going on, a figure flashed in front of him, and Xu Xiangxiang had already rushed in, hugged the whale pillow lying on the bedside and rubbed it against her arms: "Don't you not like whales? Why did you buy this?" ?”
Xu Chuan Chuan supported his forehead: "Who said I don't like it anymore?"
"The last time I went to the beach to play, I asked you to watch whales, but you didn't look at them. When I talked about whales, you turned pale. I thought you were afraid."
"..." Xu Chuanchuan didn't want to explain the specific situation.
Xu Xiangxiang fondled the little whale fondly: "Give this to me!"
Xu Chuanchuan's face sank: "No." He rushed in to grab her, "It was given to me by someone else."
"Who gave it to you? Is it a man?" Xu Xiangxiang winked.
"A gift from the man?" Mama Xu also came to join in the fun.
Xu Chuanchuan had one head and two big ones, but fortunately Murong Shi stood up in time and said: "I gave it to you. If you like Xiangxiang, I will have you one another day."
"really?"
While Xu Xiangxiang was relaxing, Xu Chuanchuan successfully grabbed the whale pillow and put it back on the bed.
Seeing her being so careful, Xu Xiangxiang pouted with some dissatisfaction: "What's wrong with hugging me, why are you so stingy."
Xu Chuanchuan gave her a blank look: "You're covered in sweat, it stinks to death."
"Where do I stink?!" Xu Xiangxiang was unhappy, as if trying to scare her off, she simply threw herself on the bed.
"Xu Xiangxiang, get up!" Xu Chuanchuan rushed over to spank her.
Xu Xiangxiang rolled over, grabbed the pillow and threw it at her, hitting Xu Chuanchuan on the face, and the two sisters pinched.
Mama Xu was used to it, she shook her head and sighed, and shouted: "You two are not childish, and Xiaoshi is still there, so it's not embarrassing."
"Oh—it hurts, hurts!" Xu Xiangxiang's facial features twisted together in pain.
Xu Chuanchuan grabbed her clothes: "Come on, I don't even have to use my strength."
"It really hurts! Something is pressing on my back, you get up first."
Xu Chuanchuan thought that Xu Xiangxiang had pressed her phone, so she lifted her up and pushed her aside.When he lifted the quilt to look, Xu Chuanchuan's heart skipped a beat.
"What is this?" Xu Xiangxiang stopped her from covering her with the quilt, and quickly picked up the thing she saw just now, "This thing... looks familiar, it seems to be..."
Seeing what Xu Xiangxiang was holding clearly, Murong Shi, who was standing by the door with Xu Ma, twitched imperceptibly between her brows.
"Don't touch my stuff!" Xu Chuanchuan exclaimed and rushed to grab it.
Xu Xiangxiang accidentally touched the switch with her fingers, and the thing buzzed.She was startled by the sudden shock, and when she let go of her hand, the thing fell to the ground with a "boom".
Conical, with a long handle and a round head.The round head is about the size of a fist, spinning and dancing on the ground with a strange "buzzing" sound.
Xu Chuanchuan blushed, squatting down to pick it up, but Xu Xiangxiang snatched it up again this time.
Xu Xiangxiang grabbed the handle, stared at the rapidly rotating round head with wide eyes, and suddenly realized: "This is the root - shock, movement, stick!"
Xu Chuanchuan thought about it.
That's right, it's a vibrator, a gift from Murong Shi on Chinese Valentine's Day.
The brand was recommended by Fang Qin, and Murong Shi secretly asked Fang Qin to help her buy one online.When it arrived that night, the two of them couldn't wait to try it out, and it worked so well that they kept it under their pillows.
How did this thing get out? Xu Chuanchuan didn't have time to think about it. Her hair was numb now, and she felt like she was going crazy.
Xu Xiangxiang's voice was like a bomb: "My God, sister, why do you have such a thing! You you you..."
Seeing the two sisters scrambling back and forth, Mama Xu was confused and asked the people next to her, "What is a vibrator?"
Murong Shi's heart skipped a beat, she thought about it, and said calmly, "It's for massage."
Xu's mother, who was eager for knowledge, didn't seem to know what it was at all, so she asked, "Is it easy to use?"
"..." Murong Shi's face became a little uneasy, so she stopped talking, coughed, and said, "It's quite comfortable."
Upon hearing the word "comfortable", Mama Xu smiled with satisfaction and said, "Xiangxiang, show it to me."
Xu Xiangxiang showed panic: "Mom, stop teasing, this thing is for... um—"
Xu Chuanchuan finally broke out, covering Xu Xiangxiang's mouth tightly with one hand, and snatching back the things in her hand with the other, warning fiercely in her ear: "You dare to talk nonsense and deduct your pocket money next time! "
This trick is the most effective no matter what, Xu Xiangxiang shook her head in a hurry.
Xu Chuanchuan breathed a sigh of relief.
Xu Xiangxiang broke her hand away, and said fearlessly, "You have to hide this kind of thing after you use it up!"
"..." Xu Chuanchuan glanced guiltyly at the two people standing at the door with different expressions, blushing, gritted his molars and said, "Shut up!"
The author has something to say: You 666, I am convinced!
Xu Chuanchuan withdrew his mind, but looked at her dully.
"Or do I have to kneel for these three?" Murong Shi asked again.
Seeing that she was about to kneel down after dragging the washboard, Xu Chuanchuan yelled: "Wait!"
Murong Shi paused: "Don't like this? Then I'll change it to durian?"
She spoke in a dignified manner, and Xu Chuanchuan was terrified when she heard it.
"No, it's still close." Murong Shi was talking to herself completely, put her hands on her belt, unbuttoned it, and was about to take off her pants in a second.
Xu Chuanchuan was taken aback.
Murong Shi was wearing a pair of black wide-leg cropped pants today, so they were easy to take off. Before Xu Chuanchuan could understand what this was, two long, straight white legs appeared in front of her eyes.
"..." Swallowed a mouthful of saliva, Xu Chuanchuan looked at it without blinking, and it took a while to find his voice, "What are you doing?"
Could it be that Murong Shi wants to change it to Seduction?Thinking of this, Xu Chuanchuan hugged himself tightly with both hands.
Murong Shi curled her lips into a smile, threw the trousers she took off, and said in a relaxed tone, "It will be better to kneel with the trousers off."
His eyes darkened, Xu Chuanchuan quickly tore off the pants covering his head, and seeing Murong Shi resolutely walking towards the durian, she was terrified, and stretched out her arms to hug the thin waist: "Are you crazy?" ?!"
Murong Shi looked down at her, showing an innocent expression, and said quietly: "You won't talk to me all night, and you won't say forgive me, what else can I do?"
At first Xu Chuanchuan thought she was just talking and joking, but seeing this posture seemed to be real, he hugged her waist and dared not let go: "Actually, I have already..."
I was about to say "I have forgiven you", but the words were swallowed again.That durian looks like a meteor hammer, and the spikes on it are so sharp, kneeling on it will not hurt your legs?
Xu Chuanchuan took a look at Murong Shi's white and tender thighs, and his heart softened all of a sudden.
These two legs are almost perfect, enough for her to play with for a lifetime, if she is really hurt, she will be so distressed.
When she was the most angry before, she did think about punishing her, but Xu Chuanchuan couldn't bear to let such an arrogant person kneel in front of her.There are many ways of punishment, such as washing clothes by hand for a month, cleaning for a month, etc. It is good, why do you have to use such bloody and cruel methods?
I can't bear to do it no matter what.
Xu Chuanchuan let her go angrily: "Put on your pants first."
"Forgive me and I'll put it on."
"...You are obviously a hooligan!"
"Just play it, anyway, the police don't care about anyone here."
"..." How could Xu Chuanchuan recognize her?
Damn, this woman is actually wearing a thong with black lace trim, she is so seductive without moving, it is clearly intentional.
You can't lose, it would be too embarrassing if you lose.
Xu Chuanchuan hinted at herself, her eyes swept over her lower body uncontrollably, and she caught a glimpse of something on the ground out of the corner of her eye: "Where did you get the washboard?"
"They told me that it's available on Taobao, but the express delivery is too slow, so I can only go to the wholesale market." Murong Shi frowned, "This item is too difficult to buy, I searched a lot to find it."
Xu Chuanchuan was surprised, and suddenly caught the key word: "They?" She pointed to the three strangely combined things on the ground, "These tricks...are you told by others?"
Murong Shi is patient in coaxing people, but things like kneeling are not in line with Murong Shi's style at all.Xu Chuanchuan felt more and more strange about this matter.
Facing her burning gaze that seemed to see through everything, Murong Shi pondered: "The girls in your reader group are quite enthusiastic."
readership?
Xu Chuanchuan leaned over and took the mobile phone from the bedside table, unlocked it, opened QQ, and opened the reader group, and found someone @ HER.
There was too much content, one piece of news flashed in front of her eyes, and finally stopped, Xu Chuanchuan saw the familiar name that made her very uncomfortable.
The cause of the incident was that Murong Shi, wearing a "passerby poem" vest, sent a message asking for help in the group: "My girlfriend is angry, but I can't coax her, do you have any good solutions?"
The readers in the group went crazy.
——Poetry of local tyrants?Finally, you have shown up!
——Sure enough, good people all have girlfriends. Jealousy makes me ugly.
——Sorry, I don’t have a girlfriend, this question is beyond the outline.
——Without a girlfriend +1, there is nothing I can do to help you, a local tyrant.
——If you can’t coax her well, don’t coax her, just pounce on her and give her a deep kiss to solve it immediately. (Lu Renshi replied: Don't let me touch her now.)
——XSWL, don't touch me, what the heinous thing have you done, local tyrant!
……
——Give her a gift, she can give her whatever she likes. (Passerby replied: She likes money.)
— Then hit her hard with money!I folded 1 yuan into flowers and gave it to her. Oh my God, I was so moved by the words.
……
Xu Chuanchuan was @ by readers after this.
——Terrible, the comment area is dominated by deep water [picture], Baby Shi, are you in a bad mood and throwing thunder to vent?
——Poetry of a local tyrant, you couldn't be angry because your girlfriend was jealous because you threw a thunderbolt at Da Da, right?
——Counted, twenty.
——Refresh, there are thirty.My mother, rich and willful!
--Shock!Because a certain local tycoon was left out by his girlfriend, he went online to make a fortune for his favorite author!
——Counting the money to the point of soft hands, I’m afraid I’ll die laughing tonight @爱吃麻辣甜.
——Wait, let me get in touch with the context, Shi Baobao’s girlfriend likes money, and if you tell her to spend money, she will immediately throw deep water for Da Da, emmmmm... Let me make a bold guess, is it possible that Shi Baobao’s girlfriend is Da Da? ? ?
——How is it possible, Da Da is obviously straight.
——What if it was bent?
——Bend!Interesting, please come forward to answer @爱吃麻辣ang.
……
A certain person was busy throwing thunder in the text and didn't respond, allowing the girls in the group to guess wildly.Xu Chuanchuan missed this scene because he tossed and turned on the bed and didn't look at his phone at all.
After searching for a long time, Xu Chuanchuan found a discussion on the issue of "kneeling".A reader suggested to passers-by that he mentioned kneeling washboards, durians, keyboards and instant noodles.
Xu Chuanchuan glanced at the things on the ground. There were no instant noodles, so he returned his attention to the phone.
It seems that Murong Shi took that reader's suggestion.
The vest of "Passerby Poetry" appeared in the group for the last time, in order to thank the girls for helping her actively think about recruiting, and sent out a red envelope totaling 1000 yuan, and the group rushed wildly.
There is still a lot of news going on, Xu Chuanchuan is too lazy to read.She opened the member list, searched for "Passerby's Poetry", clicked on the profile picture - and selected "More".Pull your finger to the bottom, there is a striking red bar below.
Realizing her actions, Murong Shi shouted eagerly: "What are you doing?"
Xu Chuanchuan turned a deaf ear to it, and moved his finger down without hesitation.
Removed from this group, success.
Feeling quite refreshed at that moment, Xu Chuanchuan raised his head with provocative eyes.
Tell you that you have too much money and nowhere to spend it.
"..." Regarding the fact that she was kicked out of the group face to face, Murong Shi had nothing to say, she raised one leg and knelt on the bed, "I..."
Xu Chuanchuan rang without warning, picked it up and saw that Xu Xiangxiang was calling.
When the conversation was interrupted, Murong Shi stood up and retreated consciously: "You answer first."
Xu Chuanchuan pressed to answer and put the phone to his ear.Before she could speak, Xu Xiangxiang's voice came over: "Sister, are you in the dormitory?"
"Yes, what are you doing?"
"It's good to be here, my mother and I have already gone downstairs, but the security guards won't let us go up."
Xu Chuanchuan's body trembled, and his drowsy brain instantly woke up: "You and mom?!"
"That's right, mom said she wanted to come and see where you live now. The sun is so bright, come down and pick us up!"
"Wait, wait a minute!" Xu Chuanchuan tied his tongue, hurriedly ended the call, and pushed Murong Shi, "My mother and my sister are coming, put on your pants!"
"what?"
"Hurry up!"
The situation took a turn for the worse, Murong Shi picked up her trousers and put them on without saying a word.
"Why didn't you tell me before you came here!" Xu Chuanchuan got off the bed in a panic, and pushed Murong Shi, "Go and put away all your things!"
The mother and sister suddenly came over, and both of them were caught off guard. Who would care about which one to kneel to?At this time, even forgetting about the Cold War, Xu Chuanchuan and Murong Shi quickly started to pack their things.
Murong Shi remained calm and said, "My cosmetics are stuffed in the drawer, don't panic, there's no need to cover up so much, and they will become even more suspicious if they wait too long."
Xu Chuanchuan picked up one of the pillows and stuffed it into the cabinet, and threw all of Murong Shi's shoes under the bed, getting dizzy from work.
As for the three kneeling props, Xu Chuanchuan became angry when he saw them, and threw them in a corner.The durian was too thorny, so she kicked it with a slipper, and accidentally got stuck on her big toe, and she screamed in pain.
Murong Shi put her hands under her armpits and hugged her aside: "Leave this alone, it's nothing strange."
Durian was abandoned.
"What else?" Xu Chuanchuan paced anxiously in the room, "Your clothes! They're still drying on the balcony, go and take them back!"
Murong Shi pressed her shoulder: "Don't worry about that, just say it belongs to Linda."
Xu Chuanchuan's eyes brightened: "Yes, why didn't I think of that!"
Murong Shi pointed at her messy chicken coop, and said in a helpless tone, "You go wash up first, I'll go down and pick them up."
Xu Chuanchuan glared at her and said, "You should be hidden most."
Murong Shi couldn't laugh or cry: "Where to hide?"
Xu Chuanchuan pointed to the dark bottom of the bed.
Murong Shi: "..."
The two checked it again, and after making sure that there was basically nothing wrong, Murong Shi went out.
The people downstairs were getting impatient for a long time, Xu Xiangxiang kept complaining about Xu Chuanchuan's moji, and wanted to call to urge her.
"Here we come." Mama Xu clapped her hands.
Xu Xiangxiang stretched her neck to look, and said disappointedly: "My sister is not so tall, and that person's hair is so long, mom, your eyes are too bad. I don't know what the hell my sister is doing. You don't have to do this when you are dressing and washing. Forget it, I'll give her a call."
"Xiangxiang—"
Xu Xiangxiang paused when she heard someone calling her.She covered the glare of the sun with her hands, finally saw the person coming, and exclaimed happily: "Sister Shishi!"
Murong Shi strode up to them and smiled: "Auntie, do you still remember me?"
Madam Xu said with a smile, "Of course I remember you being so pretty. You are Xiaoshi."
"I'll pick you up."
Xu Xiangxiang wondered: "Where is my sister? Why is it you, Sister Shishi? Do you also live in the dormitory?"
Murong Shi blushed and panted, "Well, I worked overtime last night too late, so I slept in the dormitory temporarily. Your sister is washing up."
Xu Xiangxiang has no doubts about him.
Murong Shi came forward and let the security guards go without registering.The three went upstairs, and Xu Xiangxiang said curiously: "Sister Shishi, how do you know that I am here with my mother? Could it be that you slept with my sister last night?"
Murong Shi smiled, coping with it freely: "I can't help it, I'm too tired to work overtime and it's too late, so if I can't go back, I'll borrow her bed to spend the night."
"She sleeps badly, doesn't she?"
"good."
During the conversation, the three of them had already arrived at the door of the dormitory. Murong Shi knocked on the door symbolically. After knocking for a long time, no one responded, so she had to take out the key.
The door opened but there was no figure of Xu Chuanchuan, Xu Xiangxiang shouted: "Sister, my mother came to see you and brought you something nice."
Xu Chuanchuan ran out of the bathroom wearing slippers "da da da": "Mom, why are you here?"
"Your aunt Yao sent me some honey a few days ago, and I brought it here for you and Xiangxiang." Mama Xu opened her bag and took out two bottles of honey. This honey is from my sister's own house, it is absolutely pure enough."
Murong Shi was flattered and took the honey: "Thank you, Auntie."
"No thanks, no thanks. You borrowed so much money for Chuan Chuan, it should be us thanking you."
"Then... I won't be polite." The honey was a bit heavy, and Murong Shi put it on the coffee table, "I'll get it after I leave. Auntie, sit down."
Xu Chuanchuan came to the living room and handed a piece of paper to the sweaty mother: "Why didn't you call me before you came?"
Fortunately, I bought a disposable paper cup before, and Murong Shi took advantage of their conversation to fetch water, and handed it to Xu Ma first: "Auntie, drink water."
"Thank you." Xu Ma held it in her hand and did not rush to drink, "I found out that my phone was out of charge when I went out, and it was your sister who recharged it for me."
On the other side, Xu Xiangxiang and Murong Shi were grabbing paper cups: "I'll come, I can't trouble you to pour water for me."
Murong Shi laughed: "Okay, you can do it yourself."
"I don't know where your company is, but I've been here anyway, so I just want to come and have a look." Mama Xu looked around, "This is your dormitory? The company’s other benefits should also be good, right?”
"Uh, it's not bad." Xu Chuanchuan said ambiguously, then changed the subject, "How's the decoration going?"
Mother Xu took a sip of water and said, "Your father has found someone to do it."
"Then do you want to go back and help?"
"It's not urgent." Xu's mother focused all her attention on this room, "It's fine for two people to live in, which one do you live in?"
"I……"
"That one." Xu Xiangxiang rushed to answer, "Mom, my sister's room is very big, and the bed is too big."
"Really? I'll take a look." Madam Xu put down her glass and stood up, feeling excited.
Xu Chuanchuan subconsciously glanced at Murong Shi.
Murong Shi blinked her eyes, signaling her not to panic.
Mom wanted to see the room, but Xu Chuanchuan didn't dare to say no, so she ran over and opened the door.
Madam Xu just stood at the door and looked: "It's quite wide." When she glanced at the big bed, she said mercilessly, "It's a mess and I don't know how to clean it up."
Xu Chuanchuan shrugged: "It must be messed up just after waking up."
Xu Ma shook her head speechlessly, her eyes were attracted by something on the ground: "Why is there a durian here?"
Xu Chuanchuan wanted to say that he bought it for food, but before he opened his mouth, he was stopped by the startled Xu Xiangxiang.
"Wow - what a big whale!" Xu Xiangxiang pointed at the big bed, her eyes sparkled, "Sis, when did you buy this, I like it so much!"
Before Xu Chuanchuan realized what was going on, a figure flashed in front of him, and Xu Xiangxiang had already rushed in, hugged the whale pillow lying on the bedside and rubbed it against her arms: "Don't you not like whales? Why did you buy this?" ?”
Xu Chuan Chuan supported his forehead: "Who said I don't like it anymore?"
"The last time I went to the beach to play, I asked you to watch whales, but you didn't look at them. When I talked about whales, you turned pale. I thought you were afraid."
"..." Xu Chuanchuan didn't want to explain the specific situation.
Xu Xiangxiang fondled the little whale fondly: "Give this to me!"
Xu Chuanchuan's face sank: "No." He rushed in to grab her, "It was given to me by someone else."
"Who gave it to you? Is it a man?" Xu Xiangxiang winked.
"A gift from the man?" Mama Xu also came to join in the fun.
Xu Chuanchuan had one head and two big ones, but fortunately Murong Shi stood up in time and said: "I gave it to you. If you like Xiangxiang, I will have you one another day."
"really?"
While Xu Xiangxiang was relaxing, Xu Chuanchuan successfully grabbed the whale pillow and put it back on the bed.
Seeing her being so careful, Xu Xiangxiang pouted with some dissatisfaction: "What's wrong with hugging me, why are you so stingy."
Xu Chuanchuan gave her a blank look: "You're covered in sweat, it stinks to death."
"Where do I stink?!" Xu Xiangxiang was unhappy, as if trying to scare her off, she simply threw herself on the bed.
"Xu Xiangxiang, get up!" Xu Chuanchuan rushed over to spank her.
Xu Xiangxiang rolled over, grabbed the pillow and threw it at her, hitting Xu Chuanchuan on the face, and the two sisters pinched.
Mama Xu was used to it, she shook her head and sighed, and shouted: "You two are not childish, and Xiaoshi is still there, so it's not embarrassing."
"Oh—it hurts, hurts!" Xu Xiangxiang's facial features twisted together in pain.
Xu Chuanchuan grabbed her clothes: "Come on, I don't even have to use my strength."
"It really hurts! Something is pressing on my back, you get up first."
Xu Chuanchuan thought that Xu Xiangxiang had pressed her phone, so she lifted her up and pushed her aside.When he lifted the quilt to look, Xu Chuanchuan's heart skipped a beat.
"What is this?" Xu Xiangxiang stopped her from covering her with the quilt, and quickly picked up the thing she saw just now, "This thing... looks familiar, it seems to be..."
Seeing what Xu Xiangxiang was holding clearly, Murong Shi, who was standing by the door with Xu Ma, twitched imperceptibly between her brows.
"Don't touch my stuff!" Xu Chuanchuan exclaimed and rushed to grab it.
Xu Xiangxiang accidentally touched the switch with her fingers, and the thing buzzed.She was startled by the sudden shock, and when she let go of her hand, the thing fell to the ground with a "boom".
Conical, with a long handle and a round head.The round head is about the size of a fist, spinning and dancing on the ground with a strange "buzzing" sound.
Xu Chuanchuan blushed, squatting down to pick it up, but Xu Xiangxiang snatched it up again this time.
Xu Xiangxiang grabbed the handle, stared at the rapidly rotating round head with wide eyes, and suddenly realized: "This is the root - shock, movement, stick!"
Xu Chuanchuan thought about it.
That's right, it's a vibrator, a gift from Murong Shi on Chinese Valentine's Day.
The brand was recommended by Fang Qin, and Murong Shi secretly asked Fang Qin to help her buy one online.When it arrived that night, the two of them couldn't wait to try it out, and it worked so well that they kept it under their pillows.
How did this thing get out? Xu Chuanchuan didn't have time to think about it. Her hair was numb now, and she felt like she was going crazy.
Xu Xiangxiang's voice was like a bomb: "My God, sister, why do you have such a thing! You you you..."
Seeing the two sisters scrambling back and forth, Mama Xu was confused and asked the people next to her, "What is a vibrator?"
Murong Shi's heart skipped a beat, she thought about it, and said calmly, "It's for massage."
Xu's mother, who was eager for knowledge, didn't seem to know what it was at all, so she asked, "Is it easy to use?"
"..." Murong Shi's face became a little uneasy, so she stopped talking, coughed, and said, "It's quite comfortable."
Upon hearing the word "comfortable", Mama Xu smiled with satisfaction and said, "Xiangxiang, show it to me."
Xu Xiangxiang showed panic: "Mom, stop teasing, this thing is for... um—"
Xu Chuanchuan finally broke out, covering Xu Xiangxiang's mouth tightly with one hand, and snatching back the things in her hand with the other, warning fiercely in her ear: "You dare to talk nonsense and deduct your pocket money next time! "
This trick is the most effective no matter what, Xu Xiangxiang shook her head in a hurry.
Xu Chuanchuan breathed a sigh of relief.
Xu Xiangxiang broke her hand away, and said fearlessly, "You have to hide this kind of thing after you use it up!"
"..." Xu Chuanchuan glanced guiltyly at the two people standing at the door with different expressions, blushing, gritted his molars and said, "Shut up!"
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