Black bottle black you can see it, I can hear it

2015.2.14 Valentine's Day episode "Stupid Moms, Happy Valentine's Day!" "

"Don't be shy, Heixia, just go for it!!"

Heixiazi propped his chin and looked at it for a long time before he was sure that this QQ was really sent to him.

Today is February 2th, the weather is sunny and suitable for marriage.He, the leader of the online distribution circle, was blinded, and was molested by Luo Luo Guliang, the leader of his official group.

At such a commemorative moment, Hei Xiazi decided to go to Zhang Qiling to celebrate.

I want to ask Luoluo Guliang why he dares to tease his mother who is blind and blind when he is so courageous?

Because the radio drama "Dark Night" finally ended a few days ago, everyone from Custer to scholar-bureaucrats won a lot of applause. "Dark Night" was officially named a god, so the group of powerful gossip emperors in the talk show "Listen", the No. [-] figure in the danmei world in the online distribution circle, finally had a legitimate reason to invite the pair of CPs who are blind and speechless. .The prep work is done, and then the director of "Listen" starts poking at the two, inviting them to a Valentine's Day special.

Valentine's Day Special...

Hei Xiazi had participated in FT (FreeTalk) before, but at that time he didn't have much gossip to dig, so he passed it by just flickering.But now he is a man with a family(…), and those terrible women in "Listen" will definitely throw all kinds of immoral questions, so why don't he lose his morals with the little mute on Valentine's Day!

As for Zhang Qiling... Will the silent and silly mother who never participated in FT tell you that he doesn't know what FT has to say?

But the ideal is beautiful, but the reality is cruel. From the director Triangular Gu Liang to the host of the Seven-inch Gu Liang and then to his own Luoluo Gu Liang, a bunch of mushrooms have bombarded the black blind man in turn, and the black blind man is really helpless , Just about to reply and say yes, but saw a new message from Triangle Guliang.

"——Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

……Eh?

It's not like something Zhang Qiling would do.

The blind man raised his eyebrows and typed.

"What did you use to persuade him to agree?"

"Uh, no, actually, we really touched Wuyan's silly mother~"

"sincere?"

"Ah, isn't it true that you are the only one who can impress Wuyan silly mother with sincerity? We are sincere! Yes, it is sincerity!!!"

It seemed that he was not going to tell him anymore, the blind man finally let go after teasing the stupid and cute triangular mushroom.

Get up and look for Zhang Qiling.

Since Zhang Qiling's identity was found out, he no longer concealed it, and simply opened a new article.Heixiazi knows that writers don't like to be disturbed when writing articles, so they usually go to the living room or their own room when Zhang Qiling is writing.

Opening the door and entering Zhang Qiling's bedroom, the black-haired man was typing calmly, his slender fingers tapping on the keyboard, as if he was playing a movement.

The blind man waited for him to stop, and it seemed that he had finished writing a paragraph before walking over and hugging him from behind.

Zhang Qiling saved the file, and saw the blind man reach out to open his QQ.

Rarely, Zhang Qiling stopped Hei Xiazi from moving.

The blind man looked innocently at the hand held by Zhang Qiling, and raised his eyebrows dissatisfied: "You can't even look at me?"

Zhang Qiling took his hand off the mouse, turned around and kissed him: "No, it's a surprise."

The black blind man kissed back, pressed Zhang Qiling on the computer desk, his hand had already penetrated into his cotton hoodie.

Breathing gradually became heavier, and the black blind man leaned close to Zhang Qiling's ear ambiguously: "...then I will look forward to it."

……

February 2, Valentine's Day.

With a full 7-day publicity period, the Valentine's Day special of "Listen" finally started the YY live broadcast under the much-anticipated.

Hei Xiazi and Zhang Qiling sat together, and the two laptops clicked into the YY channel of "Listening".

As soon as the protagonist arrived, there was a sensation in YY, the public screen was so blurry that it was almost impossible to see clearly, and the host Qicun Guliang had almost time to watch, so he announced that the recording of the show would start.

Because it was a live broadcast, Qicun Guliang didn't ask too many outrageous questions, but there were still some questions that happened to poke some unknown secrets.

such as--

"Pfft ha ha ha, it turns out that the king does not see the king is blind and stupid mother, you are so arrogant and arrogant!! Is such a proud and arrogant person really a total attack on the online matching circle??! Master Hua is also really stunning! Stop messing around with Kuaiai and Xiao Blind! Dumb go home!!"

——This was after Heixiazi reluctantly said why he refused to cooperate with Wuyan in the first place.

Then he saw the big "Speechless" written on Zhang Qiling's face, so he threw himself down in one fell swoop from embarrassment.

Another example--

"Blind idiot, you managed to get rid of speechless idiot so quickly!! To be honest, you are actually a scumbag!! You only knew each other for a few days, so you ran to hook up!!"

——This is after Heixiazi proudly said that he had already moved into Zhang Qiling's house on the third day after he really knew Wuyan.

Then he saw a subtle sense of recognition on Zhang Qiling's face, so he explained that he had clearly liked Zhang Qiling's voice for a long time!

Then the black blind man who became stupid as soon as he met Zhang Qiling silently found out that he had accidentally revealed another secret.

Zhang Qiling looked at the blind man with the expression of "I'm crying stupidly", and finally couldn't help laughing, and touched the blind man's head, "I'm very glad to know that you have liked me for so long."

It's your voice, Hun Dan... The blind man looked at Zhang Qiling who was full of smiles in his eyes, and decisively chose not to defend himself.

——For things that make Zhang Qiling happy, it doesn't seem to hurt to say it out of embarrassment.

Neither of them turned off the microphone, and the fans on the public screen all burst into tears and begged not to show off again. The single dog has been flashed into scum...

FT went smoothly, (of course, ignoring the silly mothers who have lost their morals and the bloody mushrooms) time flies, and it is about to reach the original end time, seven inches Gu Liang changed the subject and finally mentioned the "surprise" that made Zhang Qiling agree to participate in the show.

"At Blind Silly Mom's birthday song party, Wuyan Silly Mom's confession was very touching, so we started preparing this gift from that day! According to Wuyan Silly Mom's words, Blind Silly Mom should be the God of Huanyan son?"

Heixiazi's heart moved when he heard this, "Damn it, you probably found it—" He watched Zhang Qiling's smile and silently closed his mouth.

"—That's right, we contacted many seniors who were the earliest in the online distribution industry and even retired for many years, and finally let us find it! Dangdang~ It's about the audio of the blind and silly mother in childhood!"

…I can find all of this, and the black blind man simply doesn’t know whether to say admiration or speechless, and soon an audio is played, the sound quality is still a bit mixed, and one can tell that it is an audio from a long, long time ago.

The audio is a collection, the first to appear is Zhang Qiling and Heixiazi's familiar, Wanyan voice.

"From now on, I won't be able to surf the Internet in the middle of the night. A child has come to my house."

……

"I won't go to the party anymore, I still have to take care of the children at home."

Then there appeared the voices of several former online game masters.

"Oh~ It's that kid from your family again. He looks so good-looking and has a cute temper. I can't help but tease him when he's angry!"

"Yeah, with a serious face."

……

The black blind man couldn't listen to the words behind, he buried his head in the sofa silently, the image of the general attack was completely ruined, okay? ! !

Uncle Long, Uncle Bai, Uncle Xiao...you all wait for me! !

As a representative character with crooked looks, the arrogant and cute boyhood is simply black history, black history!

The audio is not long, and it has always been someone else's description of "the child of Wanyan's family". Until the end, a clear and melodious juvenile voice came out.

"Wanyan, what are you talking about?"

Wanyan's voice was very gentle: "It's okay, I'm dubbing."

There was a sound of footsteps, and the boy seemed to be running over, "Is this the dubbing you said? It doesn't look fun. When are you going to eat...I'm hungry."

Then the audio is cut off.

Leaving aside the blood on the public screen and Zhang Qiling's sluggishness, the blind man himself was shocked. This, this, this... this incomparably beloved boy's voice, really used to be the master's original voice? !

Qicun Guliang had guessed this effect a long time ago, so in the midst of the shocked Guliang and silly mothers, Qicun Guliang gave a charming smile, and happily roared, "Silly mothers, lovers!" Happy Holidays!", ending this issue of "Listen".

Finally brought back to his soul by this voice, the black blind man suddenly realized: "This must not be my voice! It must be that kid Xie Yuchen's! Yes! He used to come to my house every day to eat, drink, and sleep!"

Zhang Qiling's eyes flickered slightly, "You have really known him for a long time."

Hei Xiazi always felt that something was wrong, and he was still trying to convince Zhang Qiling that the voice was really not his, Zhang Qiling had already blocked his lips.

The man's offensive was unstoppable, the black blind man was pressed on the sofa, and his consciousness was a little hazy. After it was finally over, the black blind man was still struggling with whose voice it was.

The man in his arms had a rare cute expression on his face, Zhang Qiling gently kissed the blind man's face.

——Sure enough, I will still be unwilling to miss your past.

——But fortunately, I will not be absent from your future.

"Happy Valentine's Day, blind man."

The author has something to say:

There are still a few remaining copies of Taobao Tongfan, the purchase method is in the copy~ This book will participate in the cp market this winter~~