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"It's all the fault of that idiot Lin Mo. If that idiot hadn't used his weak power that can't see people to call me inexplicably, I would definitely not be what I am now."

Lin Mo thought that Brahma was thinking about him, and he would sneeze. In fact, he guessed wrong. The real reason was that Baby Michelle was talking bad things about him behind his back, so he sneezed. Multiple sneezes.

"What's wrong with this look, isn't it good? It looks cute." A certain adult took a look at Michelle while driving, and praised him insincerely, and his eyes quickly returned to the front. Know why he drives so carefully, because even if he drives with his eyes closed, he can't drive the car into a ditch.

"I don't want this kid's body, Master Seraphie, can you make me bigger? If I want to be handsome, mature and charming, I just want to be a little more handsome than that Keanu Reeves." Michelle She threw herself into his arms and began to act like a baby.

His request, to say the least, is really not high, at least it should not be a problem for a certain adult.

"I'm driving, please sit down for me." A certain adult ignored him, pushed him back to the seat with one hand, and put on his seat belt.

"Please, Lord Seraphie, please..." Michelle was bound by the seat belt and could not rush forward, so he could only use the magic sound piercing brain technique, trying to force his dear Lord Serafi surrender.

"Okay, okay, is it getting bigger?" A certain adult really couldn't hold on for a few minutes before raising his hand and surrendering.

As soon as his words fell, Michelle's body began to expand at a speed visible to the naked eye.Yes, you read that right, expansion, not growth.

Michelle was still happy to see the rapidly growing hands and feet, and wanted to look in the mirror to appreciate his handsome and mature face, which was slightly more handsome than Keanu Reeves, but when he saw in the rearview mirror After touching his own face, he cried out with a "wow": "Master Serafi, you bullied me again. I want to grow up, not my body. You bullied me..."

A villain who just bullied a child had a "so what if he bullied you" smile on his face, and he was obviously in a good mood.

"Wooooow, I am your cutest and most capable magic staff, how could you bully me like this..."

Michelle couldn't figure out why the adults in his family were cold-blooded at most before, why they became so bad after so many years, he covered his eyes with his palms, and cried for a long time until the evil-hearted adult of his family put his body After changing back again, I stopped crying.Although he cried loudly just now, his palms were dry without any wetness.

"I was called by Lin Mo, an idiot. How did you wake up, my lord?" After complaining, making trouble, and crying, Michelle finally thought of asking this question, which he should have asked a long time ago The problem.

The grown-up who was driving briefly mentioned the previous love story.

"Carlos is an ordinary human being. How could he find an adult?" Michelle was puzzled. According to his dear adult, when Carlos found the young Lin Mo, he hadn't woken up yet.

"What's so strange about this? Human obsession is very strong." A certain adult didn't find it strange at all about his doubts.Once, he was also a human being, so he can understand this kind of obsession of human beings. It is an obsession so strong that even gods will tremble, let alone it is only used to find the whereabouts of a person, "And, you know he is looking for me What are you doing?"

When an adult said this, he couldn't help laughing, as if Carlos' wish was so ridiculous.

"He wants to become a god, but he actually wants to become a god."

"Arrogant and ridiculous. The power of this world is completely out of balance. It is more difficult to become a god than to become the ruler of the world." Michelle raised her head and looked up at the night sky.In the night sky, countless stars are twinkling, those are the former gods who are far away from this world.As they stayed away, their influence on the world diminished.

"It may be very difficult, but as long as I am willing to help him, there is no hope of success." A certain adult thought of the sacrificial materials that Carlos found, and had to admit that many things that he thought had disappeared long ago were still handed down.

"However, this unbalanced world simply can't afford a sacrifice to become a god. Although the job of the villain boss is to destroy the world, but my dear lord, your hobby has always been to not follow the rules, I don't think you will do it Isn’t it such a boring thing?” Michel pouted contemptuously at Carlos’s whimsical ideas, but Michel still had lingering fears about the destructive power of his family, even though countless years had passed, and hoped that he had no brains The cramp is going to play some world-destroying game.

"Why, you fell in love with this world?" Serafi glanced at him suspiciously.

"Although this world is very chaotic, it is very interesting. There are many interesting things and many interesting people." Michelle did not deny this.

This world is much more interesting than the world he lived in before, and because of the chaos, the human beings now are familiar with certain strange events, even if things happen beyond their imagination, they can easily Find the right answer for it quickly.

There are still many interesting people in this world. He couldn't help laughing when he thought of a fool who was determined to be a good brother.His real age is much older than a certain idiot brother, and it was only because of that idiot Lin Mo's random calling that he had the body of a child.

When we meet next time, we must give him a surprise.Michelle has already decided that even if his evil adults refuse to help him, he must get a tall and handsome body for himself before he can go back to see his idiot brother.

"Don't worry, no one is paying me, why would I do such a thankless thing as destroying the world." The big villain BOSS shook his head speechlessly at a certain kid who was giggling, and by the way, he was sorry for a certain idiot. A moment of silence in the future, "Carlos' wish coincides with what I have to do, so it doesn't matter if I help him. As for whether it will be successful or not, it depends on God's will."

The unscrupulous big BOSS said casually without any sense of responsibility, if Carlos heard what he said, he might vomit blood.However, since Carlos' wish was originally a wish that would make normal people vomit blood, even if he knew it, he should have nothing to complain about.

"Since the adults are not interested in destroying the world, let's get to know the world first." The child, Michelle, began to encourage his BOSS to wander around, of course for a very legitimate reason.

The boss of his family obviously lacked a nerve in some aspects, so he nodded when he heard this.

In this way, the fate of countless people has changed or is about to change because of their arrival, but these two villains are not aware of it at all, and they start to wander around the world in a very leisurely manner.

Since then, the handsome and mysterious Oriental youth and the innocent and lovely Oriental boy have left their footprints in many places in the world. We don't need to worry about ordinary human beings. As long as it is not working hours, our big boss will obey He is a model of law-abiding, and his hobby is bullying bad people. The worse he bullies, the more fulfilling he is. So kind people don't need to worry. Even if the big boss passes you by one day, you won't in any danger.

One day, when Tony found them, they were covered in black lines.His boss was so tired that he was about to vomit blood, they could be so leisurely and leisurely, is there any justice in this world?

Tony really can't figure it out, but this world is so unfair. Idle people die idle, and tired people die exhausted. At least his boss is much better than Lin Mo, who is about to starve to death in an unknown place and can only eat grass roots to satisfy his hunger. He has to figure it out even if he can't figure it out.

At this time, the two villains bought a vineyard in the countryside of country I and were making wine for fun.

How are the top wines with a long history in those high-end wineries produced? If you have seen the scene, you may have to hesitate for a while when drinking it.When the grapes are harvested, the workers in the winery will wash the grapes and dry them (because the water that has not evaporated can easily cause the wine to deteriorate, sometimes this step of washing and drying will be omitted), and then put them in wooden barrels , step on it with your feet, put it in the cellar to ferment, filter, bottle, cork, and finally store it in the cellar for a long time.

The wines of relatively recent ages may be mashed and brewed by machines. As for the top famous wines of the last century or the last century, we can only hope that the workers who stepped on the grapes at that time were healthy.

When Tony came to the door, baby Michelle was standing in a big wooden barrel and playing with grapes, and Master "Lin Mo" was lying in front of the farm wearing sunglasses and enjoying the sun.

"Mr. Carlos needs your help, my lord." Facing this lord of terror, Tony still has a shadow in his heart, but his boss has been forced by Fan Jingwen recently, so he has no choice but to come to this lord Discuss countermeasures.

Not only did the Fan family work on his boss's business, but they also hired experts from somewhere, which made their construction progress almost stagnant. All kinds of strange things happened on the construction site, which scared the workers. work.

Although his boss has read a lot of books, he is not an expert in this field after all, so he had to bite the bullet and come to find this adult.

"Oh, you probably don't know my rules. I never help people for no reason. If you want me to take action, you have to pay a price."

"What price?"

Lord "Lin Mo" laughed, as if laughing at the stupid question he asked: "Of course it's the most important thing."

The so-called most important thing refers to the soul, which is the hard currency for transactions between humans and devils. Tony also felt that his question was too ridiculous. He thought for a few seconds and nodded: "As long as you are willing to help me Boss, after this is done, you can take my soul as a reward."

As soon as he finished speaking, the surroundings became silent, and countless crows passed by in the sky.

"I really just wanted to make a joke. Why don't some people have a sense of humor?" For some serious idiots, Lord Demon King's jokes are obviously too cold, so facing this situation, he can only complain resentfully.