Rebirth is back for you

Here's the thing.

Although it was only four months after the founding of the country, the founding/ancestral emperor unreliably handed down the throne to the prince who was only half a year old, and went to idle around by himself, traveling all over the world.But I couldn't bear it, and the auxiliary ministers she chose were all very reliable, so in less than a year, the vast rivers and mountains that were waiting to be rebuilt at the beginning have really flourished, and the sea is clear and the river is quiet.

As a result, Fengxin gradually circulated the following good stories on the streets of the market——Although the Emperor Tai/Zu was not in the temple, her Tianwei was suppressing everywhere in the temple.

……

So that's where the problem lies-this sacred and inviolable power of the sky has not been able to suppress the mere two thieves recently!

Of course, the word "district" is just a temporary joke for the people of Dajing, but the actual situation is: these two thieves are really flying in the sky, stealing the sky and changing the sky, and they are omnipotent... Ah, I can't say that, because They've only stolen one thing so far—

liqueur.

The wines are naturally good wines, and most of them are generous, rest assured, and taken out properly after the formation of the whole country's "never close the door at night, and never pick up things on the road"—it has been secretly treasured for several years Excellent wine!

It's really exasperating to say that since the unification of Emperor Yan Nu 400 years ago, people in the entire Tufang Continent, no matter they are high-ranking officials or nobles or ordinary people, have all been contaminated with a hobby that can be elegant or vulgar-wine wine .Of course, this is inseparable from the contribution of Drunken City, which has survived here for thousands of years, allowing people to appreciate the beauty of fine wine.

Anyone who is not keen on wine knows that the longer a good wine is, the more mellow and mellow the aftertaste will be.Therefore, under the hundreds of years of wine fashion, in addition to drunken cities, there are countless places in the whole continent that are either hidden or unknown, and store countless old wines.

Due to the treacherous situation and undercurrents in the world in the past hundred years, any of these jade dew wines that are held in any jar are unique and have been treasured by their owners intentionally or unintentionally before, and are not known to outsiders.Now that the world is established, the world is prosperous and prosperous, there are no bandits on the mountains, and there are no thieves on the roads, so after the first lively wine discussion conference led by the imperial court, those good wines that were once unknown in various cities and places became like overnight. They sprung up like bamboo shoots after the rain. Everyone competed with each other and praised each other. Everyone was holding a precious wine jar, and they all looked forward to being able to shine at the next wine conference and win the famous title of the world's wine king!

however--

The second wine discussion conference has not yet come, but there are gradually two thieves as mentioned above, who are superb thieves and have a unique style of painting: from the south of the whole continent to the north of the earth, from the three mountains Stealing to Wuyue, no one missed, and no one was caught.Whether it is the heavily guarded palace of princes and generals, or the urn of the emperor who has long been guarded by officers and soldiers, it is nothing to them. !

but--

The style of this thief is unexpectedly high and awe-inspiring, like a flourishing white lotus emerging from the mud but not stained.Because any good wine that was poisoned by them can only be stolen by a glass!If you don't take half a cent or a drop, they will be sent back to the place where the wine was stolen along with the jar intact on the second day, so that the big guys who threw wine from all over the world looked at each other and secretly rejoiced.

What, you said you should hide the wine properly when you hear the wind?If it doesn't exist, let's cover our ears and steal the bell, let's find out?

"Hey, then there is really no other way? Who knows if something tricky was used in the wine they sent back, and who would dare to drink it!"

I only heard a sudden gavel!The storyteller shouted loudly behind the screen: "Good question, good question! Wouldn't it be a pity if good wine was ruined? So, two months after the appearance of the rampant two thieves known as the "Two White Lotus Thieves", Tai/Zu The emperor's power of heaven finally showed its power, and suddenly two unworldly detectives who could rival the White Lotus and the Two Pirates descended from the rivers and lakes—Peach Blossom Gods!"

Hearing this, the corners of Jing Ran's eyes twitched, his eyes narrowed, and he pushed a full glass of wine to the drowsy eldest grandson Qimu in front of him.

The person who was still wandering in the sky in the last second instantly raised his long eyelashes, glanced at Jing Ran glitteringly, and drank most of the wine in the glass in one go.

"..." Jing Ran looked at the half glass of wine that had been pushed back in silence for a moment, then continued to cast her eyes casually behind the balcony screen in the lobby on the first floor.The eldest grandson Qimu became energized after drinking most of the impounded glass of wine, and accompanied Jing Ran to listen to the passionate storytelling in the classroom, and his subordinates kneaded her bony fingers, catching her lips from time to time in boredom, Kiss and peck a few times in reverse.

The two were in a private room in the corridor on the second floor of the restaurant, surrounded by mica screens, only the side of the lobby was slightly opened, so that they could see the scene below the hall, and prevented the outside from peeking into the inside, so their expressions were too serious The talented person is so casual, and after a while, he is not satisfied with just kissing the palm of his hand, and tilts his head from time to time to kiss Jing Ran's side face.

Jing Ran raised his eyelids, and without looking back, he picked up a chicken leg on the plate and handed it to her: "Be good."

"..." Changsun Qimu took the chicken leg and straightened his body obediently.

"According to the current rumors, the legendary 'Two White Lotus Pirates' stole from the east all the way to the west, while the 'Peach Blossom Goddess' solved the unsolved civil cases from the west to the east, so—" There was another thunder Gavel, you can see a figure standing up excitedly behind the screen, "The two finally collided in our forest city!"

There was a lot of commotion on the ground below, and after the chattering chatter died down a bit, the person who spoke for the first time asked, "It means that the two rampant thieves are about to be caught by us." ?”

"So far, there is no news that the two have fought each other, but is the White Lotus two robbers more skilled? Or Taohuashenni is more magical? Let us——please find out next time!"

……

The half-covered screen was slowly pulled away with the final sound of a gavel, and the storyteller in the gray robe and goatee finally revealed his true colors.In good conscience, he spoke today with a sense of relaxation, majestic and interesting, and his own timbre and intonation are very comfortable. He can be called a rare storyteller.

However, it may be the final "next time resolution" that is really heart-wrenching. After everyone's applause and applause fell, a rough man in blue clothes who was about forty years old said: "Since the two haven't fought yet , then after they fight, there will naturally be news, and if you want to know something, you can listen to it at home."

As soon as he finished speaking, he received a crowd of ridicules. The person who spoke twice just took a sip of the tea on the table, and said in a natural tone: "I don't even know the famous 'Jingtang Li' in the Thirteenth City of Jingnan, Are you from the country?"

This sentence can be said to be very insulting. Whoever comes to an ordinary small restaurant to listen to a storytelling can be divided into urban and rural, but the rough man did not get angry, but said very modestly: "I am from 'Jiuwan Village' Country people, I went to the city today to go to the market to buy some things, and I just listened to this storytelling because of the heavy rain, but it is not who the master is, please enlighten me."

After his words fell off the stage, the expressions of the crowd who were still laughing just now became subtle again. It was not because of any great reason, but because this 'Jiuwan Village' happened to have some special origins.It is indeed a relatively remote and barren rural village, but this village is a bit like a small version of a drunken city. The whole village is also famous for its wine-making skills.Jiutanchun, the special tribute of the court in the old Qingyue, was produced in this small village.

Therefore, for this reason, if the two white lotus robbers come here to steal wine, they will be selected as Jiuwan Village.In this way, even if there is a storyteller in the city who has a special channel to get the news, it is true that he will not come any faster than watching a show at the door of his house.

……

The "Two White Lotus Pirates" didn't listen anymore, Jing Ran drank half a glass of wine in front of him in one gulp, got up and smoothed the folds of his clothes, and led the sleepy eldest grandson Qimu back to the room.

As soon as she was stuffed into the bathtub, the eldest grandson Qimu was refreshed by the steam. She drew ripples on the water with her long fingers and said, "Why don't you go to Jiuwan Village tomorrow morning?"

Ordinary thieves are nocturnal, but the "Two White Lotus Thieves" are extraordinary and full of confidence.

Moreover, Changsun Qimu said this as casually as usual, without the slightest hesitation, seeing that she was no longer sleepy, Jing Ran pulled a small stool and sat down in front of the tub, lowering his eyes and said, "Wash yourself. "

The fingers of Changsun Qimu's right hand were still swimming on the surface of the water, and without raising his head, he stretched out his left hand and pulled Jing Ran's hand back, placed it on the softness under his heart, and said casually, "I want you to wash it."

Jing Ran: "..."

Seeing that she didn't move for a while as expected, Changsun Qimu's thin lips slightly curled up into a small hook, and he put his arms around the neck of the person in front of him, and raised his head to kiss her.

The still warm water drops slid down from the neck and became icy cold when it reached the chest. Jing Ran reluctantly grabbed the arm around the neck, and stuffed the person who got up slightly into the water again, and went to the water by himself. Leaning forward, he joined the kiss that had just begun.

After a while, Jing Ran stepped back and left, the skirt of his chest was soaked, the grandson Qimu glanced at the faintly revealed outline for a moment, put his fingertips on Jingran's skirt, and said: "Since it's already wet..."

A merciless finger fell on his forehead, Jing Ran rolled up his sleeves again and stretched into the bathtub, his tone became serious, "It's raining outside, don't mess around."

Her sentence "Don't mess around" had a slightly raised ending sound, and the tail behind the eldest grandson Qimu seemed to be raised accordingly, smiling and enjoying Jingran's service, and said: "Where is there any nonsense, there is a stove in the house, Very warm."

Jing Ran changed the subject, and said with a pleasant face, "Sleep when you're sleepy."

"You haven't promised me to go to Jiuwan Village tomorrow." Changsun Qimu blinked his misty long eyelashes.

"The famous Peach Blossom Goddess is waiting for us there, how can you not take it seriously?" After failing to change the subject, Jing Ran raised her eyebrows, fished the wet person out of the water, wiped her body, put on her clothes, and dried her With long hair, after completing a whole set of services, he took off his clothes and went into the bathtub next to him.

After squinting for a while, Changsun Qimu moved a pony stool and sat in front of Jing Ran. Although she looked like a very well-behaved white cat, what she said had nothing to do with being well-behaved: "I agree with you." , only stealing wine, not beating people."

Jing Ran raised her eyelids, stood up neatly from the bathtub, wrapped her underwear, looked at her eldest grandson Qimu, and criticized: "Mian'er, you used to give me all the good things. Now I only leave half a glass of wine for me, and I drink half of it myself!"

Is the original problem here?

The eldest grandson Qimu followed closely, looked at Jingran seriously, stepped forward and hugged her: "I love you."

Jing Ran: "..."

She swears that although the person in her arms really loves her to the bone in action, she has only heard this sentence once in the past and present life.

Hush, with the sound of rain outside the window, most of his heart melted away by himself, Jing Ran hugged him back, and said softly in a very beautiful mood: "Even if you still coax me."

"Since you're happy, why don't you go to Jiuwan Village?" Changsun Qimu's voice rang out without any pause after Jing Ran's words, and it was perfectly connected.

Jing Ran immediately let go of her hand, glared and said, "Liar! Liar to wine thief..."

"Well," the eldest grandson Qimu pulled back Jing Ran's waist, his expression still seemed serious, but his thin lips had already found Jing Ran's lips and kissed them.At the same time, Jing Ran felt that the warm fingers on her waist were rubbing intentionally or unintentionally, causing a trace of burning heat.

"Whether it's a liar or a wine thief," Changsun Qimu took off the silver hairband that Jingran had just tied, "I love you both."

……Row.

The two naturally rolled from under the bed to the bed. After the sound of the pattering rain stopped, the eldest grandson Qimu rolled into Jing Ran's arms very skillfully, and fell asleep holding her clothes.

On the second day, there were three poles in the sky, and two unexpected guests ushered in Jiuwan Village in the countryside.

After all, it is a small and well-known wine-making village in Shiliba Township. At the head of the village is a large iconic locust tree. Under the tree is a millstone passed down from generation to generation by the whole village.Now, on the eye of the millstone, the wine king passed down from generation to generation by the whole village is enshrined. The villagers put it here to bask in the sun and moon, and watch it back and forth, intending to entrust the inheritance and awe of the wine-making craft.

The target of the two wine thieves today is naturally this jar of wine.

Now that the New Year is approaching, the weather is extremely cold, and the leaves on the trees have naturally fallen out. The sun shines through the branches of the locust tree, and hits the wine jar in mottled patterns, emitting fine waves of light.

In the distance, the man in white and the man in green sitting side by side on the branch with crooked necks, their eyes fell on the wine jar and chatted casually. The eldest grandson Qimu asked casually, "Where is Jiang Boxi recently?"

Jing Ran's eyes flickered, and he tilted his head and said, "I heard that it was in Fengshan two months ago, but now I don't know where the waves are going."

It's not that they deliberately avoided their whereabouts, but since the four of them started their own waves, Jing Ran and Changsun Qimu have never left Yinwei to follow them. If it wasn't for intentional contact, no one would report Jiang Boxi's news.

After getting enough of the warm sun, Jing Ran glanced at the brightly hidden villagers around him, yawned for them, and flew straight up.

The eldest grandson Qimu's phoenix eyes flashed brightly, and she stayed where she was in the same place, waiting for the attack to end.

Just as Jing Ran stretched out his hand to embrace the wine jar, the millstone in front of him suddenly split into two halves, flying left and right, and from under the millstone, two long-awaited Peach Blossom Gods and Nuns jumped out of thin air like monkeys.

The surrounding villagers also ran out in response, everyone holding a handful of good farm tools for digging the ground.The eldest grandson Qimu looked at the Peach Blossom God nun who suddenly appeared with interest, and had no intention of getting up and going over.

Unexpectedly, Jing Ran, who had been halfway away, actually staggered out of nowhere in sight.

!

A blue light suddenly flashed, and the person who was a hundred meters away caught Jing Ran into his arms in the blink of an eye. At the same time, his eyebrows frowned, and he fell down with Jing Ran with a vomited face.

The shameless Peach Blossom Goddess really lived up to her reputation, and the evil fragrance of peach blossoms soaring into the sky was invincible!

Seeing the two people falling, the villagers rushing up stopped immediately and formed a circle to shout.

The nun with two bright heads glanced at Jingran and grandson Qimu who fell into the air at the same time, and smiled twitchingly at the corners of his eyes and said: "Praise, praise, goodness."

Jingran and Changsun Qimu vomited out the scent of peach blossoms that smothered people at the same time. After taking a breath, Changsun Qimu swooped up in the air and floated away with Jingran in his arms again.

Under the anticipation of all the villagers, the god nun with peach blossom eyes let out a "呔", flung out the brocade in his sleeve, and wrapped Jing Ran back again.

The four of them immediately fought in a dignified manner.

After two moves, the two white lotus thieves flew up again, and all the villagers immediately shouted "Shen Ni!"

Jiang Baixi, whose eyes were twitching at first, looked terrified, and subconsciously released the artifact in his hand, and it was too late for Mo Ge to stop it.

It's really smoked to death, and it's useless to hold your breath!Jing Ran withdrew his leisurely movements, and used the wine jar in his hand to block this... divine weapon.

No surprise - the wine jar was cut diagonally down from the mouth of the jar, and it was cut in two.

……

Most of the clear wine flowed out immediately, Changsun Qimu and Jing Ran were stunned for a moment, and after forgetting to hold their breath, Ga Beng fell from the sky and landed beside the two culprits.

The villagers who had already relaxed looked suddenly dark clouds covered the sky and thunderstorms were coming, and they rushed up again holding the shovel and rake.

"Everyone!" After Jing Ran called to stop No. [-] people, he smiled while holding half of the broken wine jar: "Can we discuss compensation?"

Maybe it's her "face"—of course it's the face after the disguise, it looks so annoying, the villagers stopped subconsciously, but the farm tools in their hands are still held high, all black faces Waiting for Jingran, as if if her next sentence didn't satisfy everyone, she would end up like shit in the fields.

Jing Ran himself did not expect to be able to get away with it, and was very satisfied with the results, so he turned his head and glared at his eldest grandson Qimu unexpectedly: "You drank most of the stolen wine, you pay for it!" Floating away a little bit defensively.

"..." Changsun Qimu turned his head the moment he received the wine jar, stuffed the jar into Jiang Baixi's arms with lightning speed, and said righteously: "You smashed it, you pay for it!" The same head It floats away gracefully without looking back.

"..." Jiang Baixi was silent for a moment, his eyes and movements slipped behind him, "Why didn't you stop me when I shot, you pay!"

"..."

The light and shadow flashed, and it seemed that there was only the last one left. The stunned villagers surrounded Mo Ge one after another. Mo Ge lowered his head to look at the broken jar in his arms, and just when he raised his head and moved, suddenly there was a shadow of a hoe in front of him. , the light is bright.

The last song hastily sang the Dharma name: "Amitabha!"

Taking advantage of the villagers' hesitation, Mo Ge stared at the iron rake in front of his forehead and said: "Monks don't tell lies, I won't sneak away like them." She moved her fingers slightly while talking, very relaxed The powder was dispersed.

The warm breeze blew beautifully, and Mo Ge avoided the fire-breathing villagers, and finished the second half of the sentence slowly, "After all, I am a person who has the strength to walk out in an open manner."

Unexpectedly, just two steps away, the shadow iron catalpa in front of him fell from the sky, Mo Ge snapped his fingers again, turned his head to look behind him, and said in fear: "I'm ashamed, I haven't used it for a few years, it's all unfamiliar."

……

A few old crows rang out in the valley in the winter, and several people who had sneaked away all came back one after another, and took away the half jar of wine that Mo Ge had just put back on the millstone.

The last song: "...you all saw it too, I didn't do it."

……

"Stealing wine and becoming a thief in broad daylight is shameful!"

"Pretending to be a nun and aunt for no reason, smoking from the ancestral grave!"

"Look at the fake skin on your face, people and gods avoid it!"

"You smell the stinky fragrance on your body, the demons are falling!"

……

The four laughed at each other and pecked at each other all the way. When they returned to the small restaurant, Jing Ran and Changsun Qimu immediately tore off the silk mask on their faces, while Jiang Baixi and Mo Ge were the "artifacts" that exuded the heavenly fragrance from their bodies. "Properly thrown into a small closed box.

Then the four of them gathered around the table and happily finished the remaining half jar of wine.

Smacking his lips, Jiang Baixi changed from "God nun" to "God stick" in a second, and said with great interest: "Let's steal together after the new year!"

Jing Ran and Changsun Qimu looked sideways at the same time: "..."

"If you don't agree, the two of us will act alone. I won't be as pure and unpretentious as you and just steal a cup..." Jiang Baixi raised his eyebrows, looked Jing Ran up and down and said: "I didn't say you, all the year round Are you all dressed in white, come out to be a thief for fear that others will not see you?"

"..." Jing Ran scanned Jiang Baixi and Mo Ge's bonus and willow green together, and said, "It's not like that, I bought a lot of this kind of cloth, and I can't wear it out in ten or eight years."

"..." Jiang Baixi was speechless, so he sent Lan Ge to Jiuwan Village to take care of the aftermath, and asked Jing Ran with a melon seed: "The dead woman, let's go back to celebrate the New Year, and leave tomorrow?"

Jing Ran and Changsun Qimu had no objection, they hadn't seen each other for a long time, the four of them were chattering around the table until the time when the candles were held, Jiang Baixi led Mo Ge to ask for a room next door, and fell asleep together.

Next trip, go home for the New Year.