mortal wife

Hou Qing sneezed loudly: "Fei Lian, how dare you scold me behind my back?"

"Boring." Fei Lian yawned, a poodle about the size of two human palms was lying on his right shoulder, and a blue lizard was lying on his left shoulder.This weird scene made the corners of Houqing's mouth twitch: "I said Horned Demon, so you can't transform into a human? You can even transform into a golden dragon!"

The horned dragon flicked its tail: "My lord, the human form and the golden dragon's form are not good-looking." He was also very wronged, Master Fei Lian wanted it to be so small, his normal mimicry is about 20 meters, not to mention the body up.

Jin Ni lied on his stomach weakly: "My lords, I'm hungry." It is a big eater, and it usually eats hazelnuts at this time in the underworld, but now it is very hungry.

Fei Lian patted its head and looked around. There were many people and shops along the street.

"Where should we go?" The shop was very big, and there was a big sign of an old man with a white beard standing at the door. It seemed that there were quite a lot of people inside.It doesn't matter to Hou Qing, as long as there is something to eat.

As soon as she stepped into the door, a young girl in work clothes stepped forward with a smile, although the smile was a little stiff: "Welcome! Two guests, sorry, this store does not allow pets, please forgive me." The muscular man on the left looks 2 meters?The tendons on his body almost burst his clothes, his face was full of flesh, he looked so fierce!The man on the right is thin and tall, looks handsome and gentle, but why does he feel a little gloomy?That poodle has thick golden-red hair and is very cute, but unfortunately pets are not allowed in the store. As for the lizard, no matter how beautiful the color is, no matter how rare it is, girls don’t dare to look at it. So, no way.

Hou Qing glared: "Pet? No entry?" What is a pet?What is this breaking the rules?Thinking that he is a majestic demon god who is also a rampant master in the underworld, what kind of broken rules should he abide by in this weak human world? !Heart fire together, the hand has been raised.

Fei Lian and Yun Yang often watch gossip together, cough, Yingbi, so they know a lot about things in the human world.He pressed Hou Qing's hand: "Why don't you wait for me on the seat outside?"

Hou Qing reluctantly took the other two out, while Fei Lian went to line up.There are too many people. Fortunately, there are several waiters busy in front of the counter, which is not too slow.Seeing the people in front of him paying the money, Fei Lian was a little stunned. He had seen this currency at the screen wall, but he forgot about it. What should I do?He rolled his eyes, and suddenly remembered that he had bet with King Pingping before, and King Pingping's bet included a sack of paper money.He carefully looked at a red banknote held by the person in front of him, um, that's right, then he took out a thick stack of red banknotes in his pocket, and the eyes of the people in line next door widened!The young man in the queue at the back leaned forward slightly to see how long it was, and accidentally saw that his eyes almost popped out, buddy, just buy a KFC, do you need to be so cruel?This must be at least 3 to [-] yuan.This person is also a real person, and he couldn't help reminding: "Brother, why do you bring so much cash? Now you take your mobile phone, which is convenient and safe. Don't take out so much, two or three are enough. It's gone."

Fei Lian smiled: "Ah, yes, thank you." He took three and stuffed the rest back into his pocket.The man was stunned for a while: "I said brother, you can make such a bag, you can't see that you can pack such a big stack, and you can't see it!" Fei Lian was also stunned, this is the connection The Qiankun bag, forgetting that there is no such tall thing in the world, said with a smile: "Maybe I'm thin, I can't show it." This reason is often said by human beings, it should be ok.The man was really fooled: "It's also possible. Hey, brother, from your accent, you're not a local? Where did you come from?"

Fei Lian: "...to the north." He doesn't know where there is a boundary, the location should be the same for all walks of life, right?

"Oh, I'm from the north, no wonder this guy is quite tall." The tone was envious.The corner of Fei Lian's mouth twitched, are regions classified by height?

The man sighed: "My parents are not tall, no matter what I eat or do sports, I will not be much taller. Alas, with my height, it is very difficult to even find a girlfriend." He is only 1.67, and his parents are both tall. The worker, with an average family background and ordinary appearance, introduced a few girls who were very happy with each other, but then lost contact with him, which made him a little frustrated.However, this person was very open-minded, and quickly regained his energy, and said with a smile, "Are you here for fun or for work?" Fei Lian said, "For fun." "Hey, then you are right, we here The scenery is very good, and it has just been rated as a tourist city! Besides, there are not only many places to play, but also more things to eat..."

Looking at the young man talking eloquently in front of him, Fei Lian was a little curious. Just now, there was a faint gray shadow overflowing around the man, which was negative energy, but in a blink of an eye, the gray shadow dissipated, and the man gathered together again. There was a layer of white shimmer, which was the positive energy of ordinary people.Human emotions really come and go quickly.

During Fei Lian's occasional conversation, he was soon in line.Looking at the menu, Fei Lian estimated the food intake of the big guy and the two beasts outside, and said, "The whole family bucket, two hundred servings." Now that he is in human form, he should barely be able to fill his stomach, right?

The counter was silent.The boy who just wanted to place an order looked up: "Sir, please repeat how many copies you want? I'm sorry I didn't hear clearly." He had an auditory hallucination just now, and he may be too tired from work recently.

"200 copies." Fei Lian said calmly.

Is this a company dinner?Fortunately, this shop is very large and there are enough people.

"Is it dine-in or take-out?"

? ? ?Did Fei Lian understand, and thought for a while: "My friend is outside."

"Oh, that's takeaway. Because the quantity is too big, can we give it to you later?" Seeing Fei Lian nod, the boy asked again: "Would you like to wait in the lobby or outside with your friends?"

"Outside."

"Yes sir, XXXXX yuan in total."

Fei Lian handed over the three red banknotes in his hand.

"Uh, sir, you are still short of XXXXX yuan." The boy was taken aback, this one doesn't look like a foreigner, he doesn't even know how to use RMB?

Fei Lian calmly took out the stack of thick paper money from his pocket and handed it to the boy.The boy was taken aback again, and asked carefully, "Do you have a card or Alipay?" Seeing Fei Lian shaking his head, he couldn't help but slander, where did this local tyrant come from, carrying so much cash with him?Because there is no banknote detector, the boy can only call other staff to count the banknotes together.

The young man behind Pai Feilian's eyes widened, it turned out that he really wanted so much money!He said sincerely: "Brother, you really need to bring a card or a mobile phone. It's so convenient to use WeChat Alipay or something, otherwise you will die if you carry so much cash all day long! No, are you the whole family here to play together?"

"No, just with a friend." Fei Lian stuffed the rest of the money back into his pocket, then took the receipt and turned around: "It's your turn." Just as he was about to leave, he took out a small bottle from his pocket and handed it to the boy who hadn't returned yet. The overachiever man: "Here, drink it to increase your height." The man subconsciously took it, watched Fei Lian leave, and had already forgotten that the two of them ordered two hundred copies of the family bucket, and his whole body was full of the word "higher".Holding the small bottle, the man was dubious, but carefully put it in his pocket.

Fei Lian sat down on the bench, and Hou Qing stretched out his palm-like hand.

"Why?" Fei Lian was puzzled.

"Eat it!" Hou Qing said confidently.

"Wait." Fei Lian said, and then added lightly: "Be safe and don't be impatient, it's not good to make noise."

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Fortunately, the restaurant quickly delivered part of it by the dining car. When I saw that there were only two people sitting on the bench, I was stunned for a moment, but after seeing Hou Qing's gangster style, I didn't dare to ask more questions after all. Quick, please wait or something.

After the person walked back to the restaurant, Hou Qing took a deep breath: "This taste is so delicious!"

After a stormy meal, there were only empty bags left in the dining car.

The golden beast licked the corner of its mouth: "It's delicious! How long will it take for the rest?"

The horned dragon stretched its neck: "Here we come, I saw someone coming again."

The people who pushed the dining car couldn't believe their eyes. After a while, all the paper bags were left? !In fact, this is a secretly filmed trick show, right?Where is the TV guy hiding?

The faster the restaurant delivers, the faster they eat.The two hundred servings were quickly eaten up.Hou Qing smacked her lips: "It's a bit greasy. But I'm not full yet." Fei Lian looked at the crowd thoughtfully.Hou Qing looked at him: "Why? These human beings don't seem to have much meat, and the smell on their bodies is too bad to eat." Fei Lian shook his head: "It seems that we need to find something to get acquainted with this The interface is fine." "What?" "Cards and mobile phones." "What is that? Can it be eaten?" "... What else is left besides eating your brain?" "Fight!" "..."

The young man just wanted to go outside to look for Fei Lian after ordering, when the customer called, and after the call, there was no one on the bench outside, and the man felt lost.