mortal wife

The sound of footsteps gradually became clear, and a vague figure appeared at the stairway.As the long series of figures gradually became clear, Guo Jie and Guo Tian opened their mouths into an O shape.

This group of figures are all old men and old ladies, about five or six of them, and they were talking while walking, and the old man with white beard at the head looked excited, talking and gesticulating, just as excited as him It was a short and fat old man. Although there was a difference in height, his expression was equally excited. The others moved their lips from time to time, but their expressions were mostly teasing, not dissuading.

Guo Tian, ​​who looked excitedly at the group of "people" passing by, couldn't help but want to cry out, but Guo Jie, who was beside him with quick hands and eyes, covered his mouth.

Qi Kai looked at everything in front of him, turned his head to look at Qi An with a certain gaze, and signaled with his eyes: Why can't you hear their voices?Qi An looked back with a calm and calm look, but at this moment, Yan Jun had already set up a barrier, and a clear voice followed.

"Damn, old man, that's my geomantic treasure!"

"You can grab it if you have the ability, hum!"

"Guo, come to fight!"

"Come here, whoever is afraid!"

An old woman with gray hair said leisurely: "Oh, why are Qingmeizi and Lianmeizi so late today?"

Another old woman moved a chair and said, "That's right, it's not here yet."

The tall and thin old man gloated and gloated at the two people who were quarreling: "Did the quarrel come to fruition? I need to find a chair to sit on."

"Not yet, go where you are."

"Anyway, you lose wherever you sit, just sit wherever you want."

This made the tall and thin old man angry: "How do you speak? Can you speak? If you can't speak human language, I will teach you!"

"What is human talk, we are talking nonsense now!" The dumpy old man giggled.

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Qi An looked at the Guo brothers with different expressions, and asked curiously: "Who are they? Do you know each other?" Looking at the doubts in their eyes, Qi An suddenly realized, and quickly explained: "It's okay, the enchantment has been cast. , They can’t hear us or see us when we speak.”

Guo Tian said immediately: "The one at the head is our grandpa, the old grandma who is always smiling is our grandma, and the others are all of the same generation as grandparents in the village."

Qi Kai stroked his chin and said, "No wonder it's so lively, the co-authors are some grandparents playing cards!"

Guo Jie is really angry and funny, and it is the grandparents who make the whole family panic all the time!

Just then, footsteps came from the stairs again, and several figures came up, all of them were old men and old ladies, the attic was even more lively this time.

Guo Jie squatted down feebly, rubbed his face, and said weakly: "Grandpa and grandma are really full of energy!"

Guo Tian also squatted down, and said a little resentfully: "Isn't it possible for ghosts to conjure dreams? Come and tell us earlier so that we won't be frightened half to death! It's really disrespectful to the old and spoils the children and grandchildren!"

As soon as he finished speaking, his elder brother slapped him hard on the head: "Nonsense! That's an elder! Respect!"

Guo Tian frowned, but didn't make another sound.

Looking at the group of "people" playing cards in full swing, Qi Kai suddenly said: "Hey, baby, don't you say that ghosts are floating? Why do I see them all walking up? There are also footsteps!"

Qi An said with a smile: "Ghosts who stay in the human world and reincarnate later can walk like humans, and can also make walking sounds. Those with strong yin energy can also talk and let humans hear and see themselves."

Guo Jie was a little puzzled and said: "Didn't it mean that after becoming a ghost, there will be a ghost to arrest the soul, and then arrange reincarnation after drinking Mengpo soup?"

Qi An said: "No, you still have to go through the Ten Palaces of King Yama to judge what you did during your lifetime, and then decide what kind of fetus you can reincarnate in your next life."

Guo Jie frowned a little: "My grandparents have been dead for several years, why haven't they been reincarnated yet? Well, can I communicate with them?" He looked at Qi An nervously.

Qi An nodded generously: "Okay, you wait." He took out a pen and paper as he spoke, and quickly drew a talisman. The golden light rushed straight towards Guo Jie, sinking into his body.Guo Tian who was beside him whispered: "I, I also want to." Qi An nodded and obeyed.

The golden light flashed, and the group of "people" who were playing cards in the attic immediately stopped and looked around.

"grandparents!"

The old lady who had been smiling stood up abruptly, and called, "Xiaojie? Xiaotian?" The rest of the group also stood up, with hesitation on their faces.

The old grandma walked up to the two of them, and said a little excitedly: "You, how could you see us? It can't be..." The already pale face became even paler, and the hands of the white-bearded grandpa resting on the table trembled a little. , the old people next to him also asked questions one after another.

Guo Jie quickly explained with a smile, and the old people breathed a sigh of relief, but when they heard the presence of the master, they became trembling again, Guo Jie hurriedly said: "It's okay, it's okay, the little celestial master is here to catch... Cough cough!"

At the same time, Qi An and the others also showed their figures. Seeing Yan Jun's seniors subconsciously felt a deep sense of fear, and they didn't even dare to look at him. The white light on the old people is strong, and they are not afraid of him.As for Qi An, when Guo Jie said he was a celestial master, the old people said one after another: Do you think we are old and dim-witted?Or make fun of us?It made Guo Jie speechless, Qi An helpless, and Qi Kai snickered silently.No way, age is flawed.

Guo Jie carefully made a long speech in a big circle. The central idea was: so many years have passed, why are you still not reincarnated?

The chunky old man smiled and said, "The number of people queuing up for reincarnation in the entire underworld has exceeded [-] million, please wait slowly."

"Ah?" Guo Tian was surprised: "Why?"

"Before, many people didn't want to have children or could only have one child, so there are more and more ghosts."

"It seems to be better now. I heard that having a second child is encouraged, so I should hurry up."

"It's okay, we don't rush if we come slowly, otherwise how painful it will be if we miss three and one?"

"Hey, this sentence has reached the bottom of my heart."

Guo Jie's head is full of black lines, so it's enough to play cards if you co-author?Is reincarnation not a big problem?

Guo Tian complained and said: "Grandpa and grandma, if you want to play cards, tell us in your dreams. Such a big commotion will scare everyone."

Grandpa Guo blew his beard and stared at him and said: "I'm ashamed to say you boy, I haven't said you yet, you see your father is used to you, your hair is colorful, and you wear earrings like a little girl. If I'm still alive, I'll have to grab your temper!"

Guo Tian was a little confused by the scolding: "I think this hair and earrings are cool! When did I get greedy for the new and dislike the old?"

"You still say no?" Grandpa Guo roared angrily, scaring Guo Tian back, and grandma quit: "If you have something to say, why are you yelling so loudly? You scared your grandson!"

Guo Jie also asked with some puzzlement: "Grandpa, why do you say that Xiaotian is greedy for the new and dislikes the old?"