You are going to be unlucky [entertainment circle]

The melon eaters on Weibo discovered that a long-dormant account had reappeared.

Tianshi Fortune Telling Hall: "Hello, old folks, Tianshi Fortune Telling Hall has reopened!"

The person who posted Weibo was Song Shen. Some time ago, because Lu Zhaocai and Min Huairui were away, he couldn't handle the business of the store alone. It happened that several valuable customers asked him for help through Fu Jingyu and Zheng Mingzhu. .After earning enough money, Song Shen was not too happy to make troubles, so he temporarily closed down for a short period of time, stopping all the business in the store. He had nothing to do to tease the little paper man. Apart from eating, drinking and sleeping, he just watched TV, and he became fatter. lock up.

Originally, Song Shen wanted to rest for a while longer, thinking that he had lived two lifetimes without much fun.Now it is popular to go abroad to play, Zheng Mingzhu spends all day in the circle of friends showing affection and posting photos of her son, luring Song Shen, an old antique, to go out and see the world.He teased Fu Jingyu for a long time, and finally got him to nod after saying a lot of soft words. He happily bought his passport and air ticket and planned to go abroad for a while.

Old Antique Song Shen said pitifully: "I don't have enough education, and I can't read a single English letter, and I can't do it if I want to wander alone. Worry!"

As soon as Mrs. Fu found out that her son had actually booked a plane ticket to go abroad, she repeatedly confirmed to Hou Yuan that it was really just going abroad for fun, not for any business. After receiving Hou Yuan's affirmative answer, she made a series of deadly calls to Fu Jingyu's mobile phone .

Fu Jingyu: How should I tell Song Shen that my mother and I have a daughter-in-law? How should I tell my mother that my daughter-in-law is a male companion?

Forget it... Let's keep it a secret for now.It was rare for Song Shen to be so excited, and Fu Jingyu didn't want him to worry about it.Go out and have fun first, then come back to face the storm.

Anyway, coaxing Mrs. Fu is not difficult for him, he is good at it.

The two planned to set off, but another accident happened.

The fortune-telling hall ushered in an unexpected guest, Wang Mang, the arrogant and conceited temple master at the foot of Zhongnan Mountain, squatted at the entrance of the Taoist temple dejectedly, Liang Xing pulled him to stand up and knocked on the door of the fortune-telling hall.

Song Shen looked confused: "You guys are..."

Song Shen actually had a crush on Liang Xing. The beautiful, generous and clever girl was easy to please. After returning to Beijing, she often teased Assistant Lin. Should he just stay in the Taoist temple?Song Shen never tires of playing like this, but every time Assistant Lin rolls his eyes and forces him to ignore him.

Seeing that Liang Xing brought Wang Mang to the Taoist temple at this moment, although he didn't know what happened, he immediately called Assistant Lin.

"Assistant Lin, the little lady you left at Zhongnan Mountain is looking for you!"

"What???" Assistant Lin was shocked for a second, "Something must have happened to their Taoist temple, Master Tian, ​​I'll ask you for leave now!"

He went to Fu Jingyu who was sitting in the office to ask for leave. Fu Jingyu raised his eyebrows deliberately: "What does the little girl have to do with you? What are you in a hurry for? Go after get off work."

My daughter-in-law is at the fortune-telling parlor and I'm not in a hurry, you still want to go before me, that's a beautiful idea!

"Boss—" Seeing Assistant Lin's dejected and anxious look, Fu Jingyu finally let go. By the way, he skipped a class and went to the fortune-telling hall with Assistant Lin.

#oppressive rule#

Assistant Lin and Fu Jingyu were on their way to the fortune-telling hall, and Song Shen had already clarified the matter through Liang Xing.

It turned out that after the superiors sent people to Zhouzhi County, Wang Mang certainly didn't care that the other party was messing around with others.But he can do this alone, the little Taoist boys in the Taoist temple are not like him.

The incident here is too big. Some Taoist children in the Taoist temple were taken back by their families. Some families originally sent their children to the Taoist temple with the intention of losing the child. , as long as it has nothing to do with them.

Those children wanted to eat and drink, and some people in Zhouzhi County still believed in him, and often secretly delivered food to the Taoist temple, so as not to starve the people inside.

After a stalemate like this for a while, the Taoist boys in the Taoist temple all became pale and emaciated, and the normal life of the residents in the county was also affected.Although Wang Mang has always regarded himself very highly, he felt that he was a fairy inheritance on the Kunlun fairy mountain, and he looked down on these fragile human beings, but after being turned into a human being and getting along with him for so long, his snake heart has also become human, especially when he is in the Taoist temple. When the children looked at him ignorantly and asked, "Master, when will they leave?" Wang Mang couldn't bear it.

After Song Shen listened to this passage, as he expected, the too high-profile Taoist temple would not end well, but Wang Mang, the unlucky snake, was beyond his expectation. He thought Wang Mang would look down on the ordinary people there. Man, a man continues to act recklessly.

After turning into a human body, he was gradually assimilated by human beings, and he was also infected by the goodwill in his body.

Song Shen continued to ask: "So why did you find this place?"

Hearing his words, Wang Mang finally raised his eyelids, and said sullenly, "It's not your old master, he told me to come to you, and said you could help me."

Song Shen: You're so angry, why is Master so meddling in his own business!

Song Shen lost his tone towards Wang Mang. He said coldly: "I can't help you. You are so advanced that you dare to play tricks behind my back. Master overestimates me. Please go back."

Wang Mang's face flushed red, and he looked carefully at Song Shen again and said, "I can't call it plotting, I think you are doing well. You have his spirit in you, and you are quite harmonious. Maybe I'm still a matchmaker!"

Song Shen: Calm down, I'm not as knowledgeable as this stupid snake.

Seeing that the originally smoky atmosphere between the two had become subtle, Liang Xing asked in a daze, "What does it mean to have his spirit?"

Wang Mang said indifferently, "Oh, it's sex—"

"Shut up." Song Shen interrupted his words with black lines all over his head, was he a little bit polite and shameless, saying such things in front of the little girl!

"Tell me quickly, what do you want me to do for you?"

Wang Mang: "Your master said that you can help me reopen the Taoist temple!"

Why are young people ashamed, what is there to be ashamed of.Seeing Song Shen's aggressive spirit, Wang Mang knew that his childhood must have been good.

Song Shen said blankly, "I'm not that capable."

I really want to be judged as a teacher!

Wang Mang seemed to see hope and said: "I know you don't have it, but that person does!"

Song Shen continued with a blank expression: "Whoever told you that he has it, he is very busy."

The scene was very embarrassing for a time, both Song Shen and Liang Xing thought that Wang Mang would get angry and fight, especially Liang Xing, who was too nervous to try to persuade the fight.

Wang Mang was silent for a while and said, "I, I will repay you."

Hey, it seems that Wang Mang really regards founding a school as his obsession, and the bottom line is so low.Song Shen's thoughts turned around, and he realized that he could put the conditions he had thought in advance a little bit more.

From the very beginning, Song Shen had no intention of rejecting Wang Mang completely. After all, it was a matter thrown to him by his master, so he couldn't really leave it alone.

Although it is necessary to take care of it, such a great god must make him bleed. Song Shen's refusal just now is just to test Wang Mang's mind so that he can offer the most favorable conditions for fans.

After doing business for so long, the former simple mountain man has evolved into a complete profiteer.

So Song Shen Yanbo turned around and said casually: "Oh, then tell me what you can do?"

Wang Mang finally became impatient: "I don't have so many twists and turns to know what you want me to do, so you can just say it."

When it was done, Song Shen said, "How about you help me guard this shop for ten years?"

ten years? !

Liang Xing who was present couldn't believe it, and Fu Jingyu and Assistant Lin who walked in from the door looked at each other in surprise.

They all thought that Wang Mang, a vicious snake, must have lost his temper. Who knew that Wang Mang just patted the table and said: "Ten years is ten years. You and I have been talking about such a small matter for a long time. I have slept for more than ten years." .”

Song Shen said leisurely: "I asked you to look after the shop for me, you can't fall asleep, there are customers here every day."

Wang Mang said: "It's simple, then it's settled. I'll help you open a store for ten years, and then you will give me the entire Taoist temple for me to accept disciples."

The guy who co-authored fell in love with the feeling of being a master teaching apprentices.

Assistant Lin: I can't see it. The Celestial Master is so powerful that he tied up such a big Buddha for ten years.

Fu Jingyu: That's not true, after all, my daughter-in-law.

This matter is so settled, Wang Mang opened a shop in the Tianshi fortune-telling shop, and Liang Xing was responsible for helping him with some chores.

It wasn't until this time that Song Shen and the others knew that Liang Xing was just like the little Taoist boy who was abandoned by his family in the Taoist temple, and it was better to have a family than to have no family.

Song Shen glanced at Assistant Lin: I tried my best to create opportunities for you, and whether you can grasp them depends on your own ability.

Assistant Lin: I actually turned into an old leftover man whose wife is worrying about major life events?

The news of the re-opening of the Tianshi Fortune-telling Hall on Weibo caused a storm. Many people came here after hearing the news, and they were a little disappointed to see a young and beautiful girl and an ordinary middle-aged man.There are many people who come to see the excitement, but there are very few customers who actually come to do business.

Assistant Lin looked at the few men who said they were here to watch the fun but stared at Liang Xing, feeling a little embarrassed. During this period of time, he was in charge of the Weibo of the Tianshi Fortune Telling Hall. Depressed, he saw a bunch of people asking "Song Tianshi Where did you go?" and "Who is the Taoist priest in the store" simply posted a Weibo.

"The master in the store is the uncle of Song Tianshi's family. Song Tianshi and Boss Fu went on their honeymoon."

Honeymoon? !

Is it so fast? The people who eat melons are trembling.Fu Jingyu's wife fan was the first to grab this Weibo sofa, and she only had time to post a heartbroken emoji.

Fu Jingyu's Little Wife: Heartache.jpg

Afterwards, she was liked hundreds of times and sent to hot comments, and the comments reminded her that it was time to change her ID, so Xiaojiao's wife changed her ID to a new one.

Fu Jingyu's ex-girlfriend: I'm a sweet wife, I've changed it, so don't rush me! !

Afterwards, many fans came after hearing the news. Before they had time to express their emotions, this Weibo was deleted by Assistant Lin.

Assistant Lin looked at the call from Mrs. Fu in his hand, whether he answered it or not.

I don't take the affirmative pill, but what should I say if I take it?

Call him a cheapie to post honeymoon Weibo!

Fu Jingyu and Song Shen, who were on their honeymoon, first went back to the Song family's Xinfu Land. Lu Zhaocai and Min Huairui were locked up by the ruthless coaching elders. Song Jun saw that Fu Jingyu's attitude was not very good, but it was not as good as before. hostile.

When the two of them left the Song family, they had a new... "thing" in their hands?

Master Song Jun let the two of them sleep, asked each of them for a tube of brain blood, and said that he would give them a new gadget to play with, which was a gift from his master to them.

Then when the two opened their eyes, they saw this legendary "new thing".

The baby in the swaddle was obviously a newborn baby, so white and clean that even the hair hadn't even grown yet. As soon as it was in Song Shen's hands, he started crying loudly, so scared that he didn't dare to move!

"It's a pity that I have hidden the snow lotus for thousands of years." Song Jun looked at Fu Jingyu and Song Shen who were extremely shocked, and calmly dropped a jade box and said: "It's for him, you can only help him put it away first, but you can't Steal it."

Song Shen: "Master, this is..."

Song Jun looked at him with disgust: "Why are you surprised? You didn't come here too. I, an old man, worked so hard to bring you up for two lifetimes. It's up to you bastards to taste the truth of my past." It's hard to eat."

The arrogant master Song Jun disappeared after leaving these words, leaving only two new dads who didn't understand anything and a bed of baby supplies.

Song Shen held the newborn baby and dared not do anything. The crying of the baby was earth-shattering. It was Fu Jingyu who had seen other people hold a baby, and imitated the movements in his memory to take the baby and shake it for a while, at least tell him to stop crying Voice.

Song Shen: I - want - run - way -

He opened the jade box that his master had left him and looked at it for a while, unconsciously his eyes were moist.Master is like a father to him, always treating him well without expecting anything in return.

Suddenly there is a baby in the hand, so do you still want to go on a trip? Both of them are in a dilemma for a while.

Zheng Mingzhu was the first to know the news. As an elderly mother, she and her husband Wang Yanheng both lost their hearts when they saw a child. Their minds were full of baby care manuals and tea poisoning circles of friends for a long time. Song Shen first put her as an object of help.

Zheng Mingzhu, who also shared the baby in the circle of friends today: who am I? When did the teacher say that he and Boss Fu have a baby? Isn’t that great? They have been together for so long and finally have a baby.

No, why can these two men have cubs!

Zheng Mingzhu was flustered in the wind for a few seconds, then calmed herself down, and waved her hand. Zheng, who has bought millions of dollars, has always seen people in the world. It is not surprising that anything happens to a person like a celestial master. It is normal. normal.

Very Buddhist Wang Yanheng: What happened?Anyway, I listen to my wife.

It's not easy for others to know about this kind of thing, it's too shocking.People returning to Beijing have many eyes, and Fu Jingyu is such an eye-catching person, it is hard to guarantee that there will be no trouble.Once the two families made a decision, they decided to be neighbors for a while, and waited for Zheng Mingzhu to teach them how to take care of the children and the family before going back.

Two months later, Fu Jingyu held the cub in his left hand, and received a call from Mrs. Fu with his right hand. He looked up and saw that Song Shen was obsessed with chasing the new TV series.

It seems that he still has one very important thing to do, and now is the time to do that.

The author has something to say: I originally wanted to save up enough 1-word long episodes to post together and wait for you to praise me, but I found that I overestimated me (╯3╰)

Zheng Mingzhu is the female president who was deceived by her ex-husband and stepson

There is also a side story about seeing parents showing affection