You are going to be unlucky [entertainment circle]

It was time for lunch. Song Shen finished drawing the talisman paper and pasted one on each of the three men's hands. The four of them were responsible for moving the things to the river first.As Chen Jiashi was the only woman among them, they were always ashamed to let her do these physical labors.

Xu Lang had long admired Song Shen's ability. He lifted the tent bag and posed a Vigorous King Kong pose to the cameraman, looking very proud.

After Fan Xianbin pasted the paper talisman, he was very surprised that it actually became lighter. He suddenly had the illusion that he had become stronger.

So decades of hard work is not as useful as a piece of talisman paper, Fan Xianbin was at a loss.

Chen Jiashi was moved and embarrassed when she felt that other people took care of her. She seemed to be a drag on others when she came to this show.She thought she had to do something instead of being a burden.

While several people were moving things, Chen Jiashi squatted on the ground and set up the small earthen stove by herself, and picked up wood to start the fire.

But what should I cook? I didn’t buy much meat, and now it’s completely gone. It seems that I can only cook pickled vegetable porridge with no meat flavor.

It's hard for a clever woman to cook without rice, let alone she is not a clever woman...

After moving things, Song Shen saw Chen Jiashi crying into the iron pot, so he decided to go out and see if he could catch some wild game to eat.Fu Jingyu stopped him helplessly: "You have been tired for so long, go and have a rest first."

Song Shen said pitifully, "But I don't want to drink porridge."

Fu Jingyu said: "I'll go, I asked someone yesterday how to lay a trap."

Song Shen was very excited, and he asked: "Really, you have learned it!"

Fu Jingyu took out a wire from his pocket: "Look, I asked someone to change it when you went shopping."

Song Shen hurriedly asked, "What did you use for it?"

They don't have any money now, so Fu Jingyu will suffer a lot in exchange for this wire!

Fu Jingyu smiled: "It's not such a valuable thing. A pen is habitually placed in a shirt pocket. Since I don't need a pen here, I exchanged it with the villagers."

After hearing what he said, Song Shen wanted to follow him to set up traps, but he couldn't hold back Fu Jingyu, so he unfolded the sleeping bag on the flat ground, and after talking to the others, he lay down on it and fell asleep. Seeing this, Xu Lang beat him up. A yawn also said that he would go to sleep for a while.

Fan Xianbin and Chen Jiashi looked at each other, they were so sleepy, did they become thieves in the middle of the night?

Fu Jingyu twisted a circle around the middle of the wire to make a loose buckle, and then tied the two ends of the wire between tree roots in the jungle, and then tightened the loose buckle.He looked left and right several times and felt that there was no major problem. Thinking of the villagers and his emphasis, he must tie the two sides tightly and stretched out his hand to try again.

Sure enough, it was very tight, and his hand hurt. Fu Jingyu seriously commented.He suddenly felt a little stupid for doing this, silently took his hand back, left the trap and returned to the camp, intending to come back later to see if any prey had taken the bait.

When the live broadcast angle switched back to their group, there were only Cheng Jiashi and Fan Xianbin in the live broadcast.Yao Yi smiled and asked: "Jia Shi, why are you lighting the fire here, and how many others in your group?"

Chen Jiashi didn't want to talk to him very much, so Fan Xianbin went to pick up a bunch of wooden branches and came over, she turned her head and chatted with Fan Xianbin.

The Neglected Yao Yi: It's hard.

The porridge is ready, but what to cook is another problem.When Fu Jingyu came over with a fat rabbit, the two of them looked at him with the expression of seeing a ghost. Fu Jingyu has an elite temperament from the inside out, which doesn't match the fact of catching rabbits. up!

Chen Jiashi's mood was very complicated. She stood aside and watched this scene from a distance, and she couldn't accept it deep in her heart.

Fan Xianbin didn't think too much about it. After being surprised for a while, he became very excited and gave Fu Jingyu a thumbs up: "It's okay, buddy, we have meat to eat."

Fu Jingyu shook his head: "There is no way to eat it now, we have nothing to deal with it."

Seeing this, Yao Yi came up and said, "The show crew has it, and we'll clean it up for you!"

Fu Jingyu gave him a sideways glance: "No need, I'll go to the market to find someone to help."

It was a fool to believe that Yao Yi would have good intentions. He didn't know whether he wanted to collect money or divide the meat. Fu Jingyu would rather go a little farther to the market to pay and ask the vegetable farmers for help.

"Boss Fu, don't think too badly about the program team..." Yao Yi wanted to say that he just wanted to follow suit. As a staff member, he couldn't catch rabbits, and he would be counted as absent from work.Hearing that hare meat is delicious, he is also greedy.

Fu Jingyu said blankly: "Oh, you guys are quite self-aware."

Yao Yi thought about it seriously. Could this really bring him closer to the investors so that they could increase their investment?He always felt that Fu Jingyu would consider divesting after recording the show.

Song Shen and Xu Lang were still catching up on sleep, and Fan Xianbin asked to go to the market. Since Fu Jingyu caught the rabbit, he had to do something, and he couldn't rely on others for nothing.

"Then trouble Teacher Fan." In fact, Fu Jingyu was a little tired after tossing around for so long. Song Shen and Xu Lang were not the only ones who stayed up late last night.

Fu Jingyu went to the river to wash his hands and walked to Song Shen's side. After sleeping, Song Shen looked cute and innocent. His eyelashes were very long, casting a shadow under his eyes. The midday sun was the most terrifying, even if he was sleeping There are still a few drops of fine sweat coming out of the tip of the nose under the shade of the tree.The milk stains left in the morning had not been wiped off, and now they were beige, leaving a few conspicuous marks on the collar.

Song Shen slept really deeply, Fu Jingyu thought, he went to get a wet towel to help Song Shen carefully wipe off the mark on the collar, and then spread the sleeping bag beside Song Shen and lay down gently.

When Fan Xianbin came back from the market, all three of them were asleep, and Chen Jiashi was reading a book quietly leaning on the inflatable pillow.Fan Xianbin rushed back excitedly to announce the good news to everyone, but he kept his exclamation in his mouth for fear of waking them up, so he was so excited that he had no place to release it.

"What, it smells so good!" Chen Jiashi smelled it first, she put down the book in her hand and looked at Fan Xianbin, "Teacher Fan, what did you bring back?"

Fan Xianbin cheerfully showed her the plastic bag in his hand. Inside the plastic bag was a large paper box. When he opened the paper box, he saw a plate of golden rabbit meat, dotted with scattered diced carrots and vegetable leaves on the side. Tangy and attractive.

Fan Xianbin said: "When I arrived at the market, I happened to run into Li Peng, the villager who took us down the mountain yesterday. He knew that I was going to find someone to deal with the rabbits and took the initiative to do the job. This plate of rabbit meat was bought by Li Peng and his wife. We do it, for free!"

The smell of rabbit meat coupled with Fan Xianbin's voice woke up the other three people one after another. Xu Lang, who asked about the smell, jumped in front of Fan Xianbin, and when he saw the rabbit meat, he shouted: "Come and see, you two, there is meat to eat." Already!"

The rabbit meat is tender and delicious. The porridge that was cooked just now has become warm, which is the time to eat it.

The plate of rabbit meat was quickly disposed of by a few people, and the salted vegetable porridge with the rabbit meat was also completely drunk.After eating, he quickly cleaned up the mess. Song Shen lay on the grass and sighed with endless aftertaste: "If I knew that wild rabbit meat is so delicious, I should have eaten more."

Xu Lang also echoed, "This is much more tender than the rabbit meat sold outside, but it's too little to eat."

Song Shen smiled and said: "Thank you Jingyu for catching the rabbit, thank you Teacher Fan for running to the market to let us eat cooked meat, and thank you sister Jiashi for cooking the porridge in advance."

In fact, if you have a meal of game, you can lie on the grass and bask in the sun comfortably after eating, even the wind that blows is mixed with the freshness of the grass, and you can count the stars at night. This kind of life is like a kind of travel. It's nice to experience something while you're at it.

Of course, all of this is under the premise that there is no task, the program team is always trying to make things difficult for others.Song Shen reassured himself that he was fine, anyway, he could get the money in the end, so he regarded it as a part-time job for himself!

Xu Lang: "Suddenly I feel that the two of us are here to eat free food, no, no, I am the only one who is free food, Song Tianshi is not!"

Fu Jingyu said lazily: "You also know that you are the only one who comes here for free."

Xu Lang felt Boss Fu's strong dislike for him, so he shivered and retreated to the far side to sit.Thinking that Song Tianshi was tired for half the night because of him, he felt guilty and decided to transfer an extra sum of money as an extra thank you gift after going back.

Fan Xianbin said: "I just forgot to tell you when I was just eating. Li Peng said that his uncle had a raft. He went to ask his uncle if he could lend it to us."

There is a raft!Suddenly, I felt like I saw a bright dawn!

Song Shen quickly asked: "Teacher Fan, this is good news. What did Li Peng say?"

Fan Xianbin said: "Li Peng said that his uncle used to be a fisherman, and he hasn't done anything in the past two years. The largest raft in his family is three meters long and one meter wide. It doesn't matter if six people paddle together. Specifically, he will come to join us when he goes up the mountain in the afternoon. explain."

The group of people suddenly became full of fighting spirit, and the paddling grandfather went home to eat lunch and then wandered to the river, shouting: "Boys, do you want to get on the boat today? If you cross the river later It's safe, my wife should worry!"

These days, even the grandfather can show his affection, and the onlookers expressed their tiredness.

They discussed it and decided to wait for Li Peng's news. They are planning to cross the river tomorrow. It is obvious that there is no way to send all the things there before dark today. Let Chen Jiashi go there alone, so she will not be able to rest at night. .

Fan Xianbin responded loudly to the grandfather: "You should go back first, and come back tomorrow."

Hearing this, the old man paddled to go home, then turned his head and asked them: "Then I didn't do anything today, will you pay me?"

This old man is also very shrewd...

Yao Yi heard this and said quickly: "Do the math, I'll give you two days to count, you can go back!"

The old man was finally relieved when he heard this, and he paddled away from the river leisurely.

Li Peng hadn't come up to the mountain yet, and they had hope for a while, so they didn't worry about these things anymore.The scenery in the mountains is good, it is rare for everyone to come here once, why not enjoy it and relax.

Since we plan to cross the river tomorrow and have to sleep here tonight, we need to set up the tent on the river bank first.

The editing of the program group will edit the highlights that were not broadcast on TV, and release them as sideshows before the live TV broadcast today, both to maintain the continuity of the plot and to attract the attention of the audience. It's a pity to come out.

In the behind-the-scenes screen, the selection disputes and results of the three teams switched one by one, and finally ended with the part where Song Shen talisman paper killed the snake. The editing also specially left a close-up shot of Song Tianshi who was holding the Dao talisman and was fluttering.

The original intention of the program group was good, but I didn't expect that the audience of the live TV broadcast was completely different from the audience of the webcast.

Different from those young people who like to use Weibo and mobile phones to watch live webcasts, most of the TV viewers are middle-aged and elderly people who come home from work. They usually watch it together as a family. By the way, they can also teach children some common sense of life. .More importantly, this part of the audience did not know who the popular Song Tianshi was on Weibo.

Chen Xueli is a math teacher. At the moment, his family of three is eating while watching TV.At the beginning, Chen Xueli admired Song Shen, a simple person who has brains, judgment and careful observation. He was teaching his son to learn more from the big brother on TV. When the screen turned, he saw this young man holding a talisman paper and talking about it. , He didn't see clearly what happened and the snake died.

Chen Xueli's son raised his head and asked softly: "Ah! Dad, I want to learn this from my big brother and beat snakes with paper!"

Chen Xueli's face darkened: "This is a feudal superstition. What is said on TV is all fake."

The little boy was indignant: "Father, you are a liar. You told me to learn from my elder brother just now. I will learn this!"

Chen Xueli: ...

What do you want to do with this shit show, you must complain if you complain!

Numerous complaint calls have been made to the program group, and children will watch TV, so don't act like this if you want to hype it up.What if someone's child followed the young man in the live broadcast to beat a snake with a piece of paper?

A good live broadcast of the adventure, for the sake of the ratings, has also embarked on the road of uproar and favor, it is simply a decline in the world!

Although it is shameful to use special effects, let alone, the moment the snake appears is quite scary.

After receiving the complaint, the program team's face changed drastically. Let's not worry about other things and add text descriptions and mosaics to Song Tianshi's part, otherwise it will be bad. The ratings of "Adventure in the Wild" have always been good, so there are a lot of people who come to complain at this moment, which immediately alarmed the leaders.

What a bunch of things!

With tears in their eyes, the director team finally decided to add the eight characters "Do not imitate professional movements" on the top layer.

Of course, many people turned on their computers and searched for the complete video, and then they were popularized by the mighty fan group of "Song Tianshi" about his deeds.

All of a sudden, a bunch of people appeared and asked Tianshi Song if he would accept apprentices, just teach them a little superficial skills!

The Tianshi fortune-telling hall on Antique Street has been closed recently, and there is another wave of curious people asking around.Lu Zhaocai happily counted today's turnover, and posted a pretentious and profound Weibo on Weibo.

Zhenbaozhai-Lu Zhaocai: "How can a celestial master accept disciples so casually? It all depends on fate. If you have a heart, you might as well buy a piece of cinnabar talisman paper and try to practice hand-drawing talismans. Maybe you will meet a chance."

Once this microblog was posted, there was a huge response, and the business in Zhenbaozhai was in short supply. Lu Zhaocai took advantage of this shareholder wind and opened an online store, and received hundreds of orders that day.

Min Huairui, who was playing a Sudoku game with his mobile phone, was dumbfounded. The profiteers are indeed profiteers, and they are all Brother Shen's younger brothers. Why is there such a big difference between people?

Min Huairui decided to tell Brother Shen a secret, this kind of false marketing is really hateful!

Song Shen was pulling a rope and swinging between two trees. He saw Fu Jingyu standing aside and called him to come and play together.As a result, an embarrassing thing happened. The weight of the two big men was too heavy for the rope and the tree trunk. As soon as they sat on it, the rope began to slide down.

Song Shen was sitting relaxed and at ease, but he was unprepared and suddenly landed on his buttocks with a "bang".Fu Jingyu hadn't sat firmly at first, and was afraid of stepping on Song Shen when he saw this, so he simply landed on the ground with his hands in the falling position, just supporting Song Shen's body, head to head and tail to tail.

This feeling of being pressed under the body is too...strange, although the bodies of the two people are not in direct contact, but Fu Jingyu's hands are propped on both sides of him, eyes and lips are facing each other, and noses and breaths are in harmony.

Song Shen's heartbeat began to speed up, and he impatiently moved his body to leave, but accidentally touched Fu Jingyu's legs.

It was like being surrounded by him, and he was everywhere.

Fu Jingyu's breathing suddenly became thicker, and the hot air swept over Song Shen's face.He bent his arms and was about to stick to the person in his arms.

Song Shen poked Fu Jingyu's finger: "Get up."

Fu Jingyu: "Your eyelashes are so long, they are curled up." With the bright eyes hidden underneath, he saw his own face from Song Shen's eyes.

Although you are praising me, this is wrong!Song Shen: "Thank you for the compliment, get up quickly."

Warm jade forms bones, and condenses fat into skin.Looking at each other at such a close distance, Fu Jingyu really wanted to feel it, and he found that he liked it very much now, and the young man who enjoyed this moment was only his eyes.So he said honestly, "I don't want to get up."

Fu Jingyu's gaze was too intense, and Song Shen's face gradually showed shame. He didn't dare to look at him and blinked. Finally, he simply closed his eyes and asked, "What do you want to do if you don't get up, get up soon!"

Why is he closing his eyes, does he want to kiss me?

Fu Jingyu's eyes were burning, and his heart was about to move. He said, "Can I kiss you?"

Song Shen immediately opened his eyes to stare at him and covered his lips: "No!"

After being rejected, Fu Jingyu looked very pitiful, and he asked doubtfully, "Why not?"

Song Shen: "Because...you will be responsible after kissing!"

Fu Jingyu: "I am responsible."

Song Shen still covered his mouth and said plausibly: "I didn't say I wanted to be responsible."

"Oh, you don't want to be responsible to me." Fu Jingyu's tone sounded too lost, and Song Shen suddenly felt a little guilty.

"It's not..." After flirting, he ran away and didn't want to take responsibility, no matter how you looked at him, he seemed to be a scumbag.

Seeing that Fu Jingyu looked at him with regret and was about to get up, Song Scumbag Shen decided to continue to scum like this, and then felt his forehead touched a soft and moist lip, and then the man pressing on him finally left.

Fu Jingyu's lips were quite soft. After staying in the mountains for a long time, there was a freshness of green grass all over his body, which covered up the original scent of ink on his body a lot, Song Shen thought.

Wait, the key is that he actually kissed me secretly!

Song Shen's brain stopped functioning, so let's kiss my forehead anyway, I am a magnanimous and kind person, and his lips kissed my forehead, no loss or loss.

Song Shen asked: "Have you just finished eating rabbit meat and brushing your teeth?"

Fu Jingyu: "... I rinsed my mouth." The delicate and warm touch between the foreheads was just as he imagined.

After hearing this, Song Shen stood up calmly, patted the dirt on his body and pretended not to see that Fu Jingyu was still standing there, he went to re-tie the rope and complained nonchalantly: "This rope is too disrespectful to me. Already!"

Fu Jingyu: "OK."

Song Shen: Well, you are a great hammer!

Song Shen painstakingly tied the rope again, and Fu Jingyu stood behind with a soft smile, shaking the rope gently.

The atmosphere between the two was inexplicably ambiguous, Yao Yi came over and broke the harmony, he called out very embarrassedly: "Master Song Tian, ​​Boss Fu."

Song Shen raised his eyebrows and asked, "Is there something wrong, Yao Papi?"

Yao Papi: "That, Heavenly Master, that's, that's..."

Song Shen: "I have something to talk about, I'm busy."

Busy in the world of two to cultivate feelings.

Yao Yi: "Some parents who watched the live broadcast complained to you, saying that it has a bad influence on children. The program team hopes that you can take it easy!"

Song Shen: "???"

Yao Yi handed him the phone: "That's it. Now many children insist on learning from you after watching TV."

Because mobile phones were not allowed during the filming of the show, Song Shen didn't know the new trends on the Internet. He looked blankly and saw a bunch of people who wanted to recognize him as a master and asked him if he would accept him as an apprentice.

Fu Jingyu joked: "You have become a negative role model for teenagers, maybe you can lead the fashion trend of the new generation."

Song Shen: "Baby is wronged."

Just as he was talking, he saw Li Peng appearing. Li Peng's face was flushed and he was out of breath. It was obvious that he had trotted all the way up just now.The five-member team quickly surrounded Li Peng, Fan Xianbin went to a glass of water and handed him: "Drink a glass of water first, don't worry, drink slowly."

After Li Peng finished drinking, he gasped heavily. He excitedly said to them, "My uncle agrees. He said it's okay, you can use it!"

Xu Lang asked in disbelief: "Don't you need to pay?" He had already been brainwashed by the stingy policy of the program group, and he couldn't believe that he received free kindness from the locals for a while.

Li Peng said: "No money, just my uncle has a little daughter, I hope to show her face on TV, and show it off in the future."

Fan Xianbin took the lead in agreeing: "Of course it's no problem, come and play with us tomorrow."

Fu Jingyu asked: "How old is the little girl?" He was afraid that Li Peng and his cousin would be maliciously ridiculed and attacked by netizens after appearing on the show.

Li Peng: "You're only seven years old, but you're so smart, maybe you'll have to ask her to teach you how to use a raft tomorrow."

It's okay to be seven years old, with the umbrella of childishness, there will be much less maliciousness on the Internet.

Li Peng asked again: "Do you think you should carry the raft here now or tomorrow, the raft is quite heavy, so I'll take you there first if you go now."

The author has something to say: Shou has always been the kind who talks more sternly, a little cowardly, and thinks a lot and has a lot of worries.In addition, from his point of view in the previous life, being with him is equivalent to giving up his future family members, so it is "ah, I like it so much, I want to kiss", "What should I do after kissing", "But I really like it, he will kiss me if he kisses me." It’s a pleasure to kiss you~”

If Gong was paid by the domineering president, he would just bite his lip and seal it now, don't think too much about it.

But he's not...

It's so cute that I like it so much that I like it, but it's awkward, I think about it

Happy holidays babies! !Thank you, Refill

To make a fuss, I found that Jinjiang really has a lot of inexplicable harmonious words.

Xiuwen deleted a short paragraph, it is the following plot yesterday I was too anxious to pay attention