[Comprehensive] Ninja Rescue Plan

Senju Bashima didn't know what kind of mood he was in to find Madara... When he came back to his senses, they had already rushed to the Land of Winds.

From a distance, he saw the sacred tree, which looked very unworthy of the world, standing on the border not far from the Kingdom of Wind, which was very eye-catching.

Is Madara waiting for him there...

It turns out that Madara brought Kyuubi to Konoha Village not to destroy the village but to make him responsible for their children...

However, without any investigation, he believed that Madara was trying to destroy his newly built Konoha... Senju Bashima couldn't help covering his face.

When things come to an end, he wants to escape instead. How should he face Madara?With children who have left before they have opened their eyes and seen the world? —— Senju Zhuma fell into a deep self-loathing.

Naruto poked Sasuke cautiously: "The first Hokage-sama really believed it, right? Madara Uchiha is pregnant with his child?"

Even an idiot like Naruto who has always had a small brain and is as stupid as a single-celled creature knows—it is impossible for a man to conceive, okay? !Uchiha Madara is a genuine pure man, dear!

"That's not necessarily true. Didn't the Sage of the Six Paths also say it before? The combination of Yin and Yang's chakras can give birth to all things, and it's not a big deal to make people pregnant." Sasuke rubbed Naruto's head and let Don't worry about it.

Since Senju Zhuma believed the rumors so easily, it must mean that he slept with Uchiha Madara back then, otherwise how could it be possible for people to conceive a child?

It's better for these two people to love and kill each other. He can't wait to see Uchiha Madara being told by Senjujuma that he is pregnant with his own child in front of all the ninja coalition forces-yes, Sasuke never doubted before Senjujuma and Naruto have the same straight character, so they will definitely do this thing!

It is really a cool thing to be able to deflate that old and cunning Madara Uchiha just thinking about it ╮(╯▽╰)╭

But the dawdling between Senshouzhu was useless, because the first batch of ninjas who set off from Sand Ninja Village had already fought with Bai Jue's army, and the situation was simply horrible.

After a group of people came back, they all said that they were very tired and felt that they would never love again-can you imagine what it would be like to keep taking chewing gum off your body?

And this chewing gum is constantly absorbing more of its own chakra, and then splits into more chewing gum to stick to the human body.

Before leaving, Tsunade also found his grandfather.

When this always bold woman saw her grandfather whom she had always respected and loved, she punched him for the first time, sending the first Hokage-sama flying out in a very inelegant posture, and then embedded it in the wall, The kind that can't be snapped off.

"I really misjudged you in Qianshou Zhujian. I didn't expect you to be such a person who doesn't want to be responsible, scumbag!"

"Let me tell you that you have to find a way to solve the romantic debt you owe yourself!"

"Don't think about letting the whole ninja world wipe your ass for you!"

After saying this, Tsunade left a face, "It turned out that the truth is like this." "I didn't expect the first generation of Hokage to be such a beast with a human face and a beast heart." "Uchiha Madara is too pitiful, but he wants to give it to his children. Fight for a place in another village's ninja who was treated so cruelly.

So after Senshou Zhujian managed to dig himself out of the wall, he saw the word 'scumbag' already shining in the eyes of everyone looking at him.

Senshou Bashirama: "..." I'm sorry for Banban, I will be responsible TAT

Naruto was still at a loss: "Why does everyone think that Uchiha Madara's pregnancy is not surprising at all? The Madara we saw before is obviously a man."

[Ah, I forgot to tell the host bacteria, in fact, men in this world can conceive, I forgot to say it before] The system's tone was a bit weird and gloating, but in fact, I was already laughing inside.

"What are you talking about?" Naruto suddenly became confused. Was his ear stumped just now?

【Men in this world can get pregnant, that's it ╮(╯▽╰)╭】

[Also, I hope that the host fungus will not forget your mission. Let Hei Jue and [-] Bai Jue be together. It is suggested that the host fungus can exchange the Hei Jue for Bai Jue and never fight again. Then you just use Just deal with Uchiha Madara】

Naruto: "..." What you said is really reasonable, handing over a black man to a hundred thousand white men... suddenly feel a little sympathetic to the poor black man, what should we do?

"Uh... that Sasuke... just now the system reminded me that I should complete the task, so why did you black out?" Naruto scratched the back of his head and asked Sasuke in embarrassment.

There is no way, it is really black and white, this way of being together is too harsh, what should I do if I feel ashamed and swollen to say it?

"If you don't tell me, I'd almost forget that Hei Ze is still with me." Sasuke suddenly realized that he took out a scroll from the ninja bag on his body, and inside it was also sealed the Hei Ze who was slapped very badly at that time.

As a considerate and good brother, Sasuke directly took over the matter: "Leave this matter to me, I will help you get the two of them together, you go to Kakashi's side now, I will It’s not good to worry that Obito Uchiha will be manipulated.”

At the beginning, Obito obviously turned his back on the spot, but he was still manipulated by the despicable and shameless guy Heijue, and he used the last bit of Chakra to resurrect Uchiha Madara, the great scourge, in a very sad way.

It is better to monitor it in advance.

"Huh? Speaking of which, Sasuke, how did you tell Senior Obito to let him return to Konoha? I'm really curious?" Naruto's suppressed curiosity popped up again, it was simply Scratching the itch of the heart and liver.

When he persuaded Obito Uchiha to come to them, he used the family card, the friendship card, and even the teacher-student card. The whole person talked dry and exhausted before he successfully brainwashed people.

Brother Tu's strategy is second only to Uchiha Sasuke, who he has been chasing for three years.

As a result, Sasuke took the person behind the tree and said that he agreed to go back to Konoha without even saying a word for 2 minutes. How did he do it?

"It's nothing, I just told him that Kakashi and Jiraiya have been getting closer recently, and I just met Jiraiya that day and wanted to kiss Kakashi forcefully. If he doesn't go back, it's probably nothing to him when the two of them are on fire. Something happened." Sasuke didn't hide anything, and directly told what happened that day.

Naruto: "... Sasuke, how can you say that about a lecherous sage, he is... my teacher!"

"Anyway, he has always been obscene, wretched and unscrupulous, and even asked you to help him write a pornographic book, even if he got involved with Kakashi, it doesn't matter." Sasuke still felt that Jiraiya had also infected Naruto with his obscenity. This matter is brooding.

Naruto: "..." Although it is correct to say that, but do you want to be so straightforward?

So the members of the Uchiha family are a group of red-eyed rabbits who are narrow-minded and vengeful.

A group of people rushed to the border of the Kingdom of Wind without stopping, which is the current battlefield.

When Konoha's people rushed, the two parties were in a truce, and the reason was very simple-to wait until Konoha's Senju Zhuma came to give Uchiha Madara an account of losing a child before.

At least that's what everyone in the Ninja Alliance thinks.

As for the real reason why Uchiha Madara was looking for Senju Bashirama, they don't know.

Madara has been standing on the trunk of the sacred tree, looking down at all the ninjas below, so he saw it at the first sight when Konoha's people arrived-no way, who told Konoha's people not to wear Uniform clothing, from a distance, a large area of ​​colorful, highly recognizable.

Uchiha Madara stood facing the wind, and this time he didn't rush out with only a pair of big underpants, but wore that highly recognizable red armor.The whole person exudes an aura that I have in the world.

There is a pile of white things piled up behind the sacred tree, visually it is a group of white people.

"Senju Hashirama! Come out for me! Let's fight!" Uchiha Madara's voice filled the chakra and resounded through the audience. Naturally, everyone in Konoha set their eyes on the station. On the first Hokage between them, waiting to see his performance.

Do you go straight up and kiss Uchiha Madara to forgive him by the way, um, ah, ah, or kill him and refuse to admit it, a scumbag's way to the dark?

Everyone's expressions and actions were in line with what had been discussed beforehand, so Madara immediately found the person he was looking for.

Then he quickly jumped off the branch and ran all the way towards Konoha Ninja.

Everyone consciously retreated a little, leaving enough room for the young couple who were going to have a terrible quarrel and might even fight.

Madara is very satisfied, because standing in the open space can show the fact that he is now a head taller than Senju Bashima, which really couldn't be more enjoyable.

After secretly admiring the current setback of Senshou Zhujian for a while, he lifted it up in satisfaction, like a cat whose tail was about to reach into the sky, and said proudly: "Let's finish before we finish. That's half the battle."

Everyone: "..." Halfway through the fight, it was interrupted... Could it be that they rolled together after hitting each other?

But now Madara is only interested in enjoying the condescending pleasure, not paying attention to the eyes of the people around her, only to be surprised when she looks at Senjujuma, who is listless, that something is not quite right.

But it was too late.

Senju Hashirama on the opposite side raised his head, wiped his face, and said with a very heavy tone and expression: "Madara, I am sorry for you and the child, you can do whatever you want to me, I will not fight back .”

Uchiha Madara: "..."

Everyone: "..." Is this a prelude to domestic violence?

In Madara's dazed state, a gust of autumn wind blew past, and a piece of colorful paper was slapped on his face with a 'snap'.

The bright colors and the conspicuous blood-red characters clearly indicate that this is a page torn from Konoha Gossip magazine, and it happens to be reporting the adultery between Senju Zhuma and Uchiha Madara That issue.

The author has something to say: Is there really no one who wants to find a group of relatives and friends? QAQ

After the Fourth Ninja World War, there will be a side story. Which one do you want to watch first?

What is expected to be written now are (Kimsame’s Secret Love Diary)/(Oshemaru and Dou’s Daily Life)/(Black and White Absolutely Together)/(Story Madara Extra)/(Shu Yin’s Daily Extra)/(Sa Ming Meets Parents)/ (Obito and Kakashi)/(Shisui and Itachi)/(The final ending of Akatsuki organization)/(When people from the normal world travel to the collapsed world)

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