[Comprehensive] Ninja Rescue Plan

It happened on a sunny afternoon.

That day, the weather was fine and breezy, it was a good day for an outing.

But Sasuke Uchiha was worrying about one thing, and it was heart-wrenching.

There is no other reason, since Naruto came back after saving the world over there, the two of them lived together as a matter of course.

Sasuke originally thought that the fire of his love finally had some signs, but who knew that Naruto, an idiot, was so neurotic that he couldn't help it.

Since Naruto officially returned to continue to take over the position of Hokage until today, Sasuke Akari has confessed or hinted countless times in secret.And Naruto, an idiot, would pat him on the shoulder and say he was a good brother every time.

The two of them have been sleeping on the same bed so far, or the kind of pure sleeping under the quilt - this makes Sasuke really painful.

In this afternoon, he finally made up his mind to attack Naruto.

I can't drag it on like this!Sasuke stood up and clenched his fists with a firm expression.

Everyone has left the singles, and he and Naruto are the only two who remain single nobles.And Naruto is the dream lover in the hearts of thousands of girls in Konoha.But this guy is not conscious at all.

If things go on like this, it's hard to guarantee that Naruto won't fall in love with the girl who confessed to him, so Sasuke really has no place to cry.

So the plan that had been immersed for many years came to mind again.

But this plan must never be conspired with his brother, because Uchiha Itachi will not agree with him to be the person below.So after some deliberation, Sasuke finalized two candidates-Uchiha Obito and Uchiha Madara.

Uchiha Obito is the same as him, and he has not eaten Kakashi until now. Sasuke believes that he will be very interested in this method.

The other one is Uchiha Madara.As the ancestor of the Uchiha family who is afraid of chaos, Sasuke is very willing to help him complete this plan.

After locking the other two helpers of the conspiracy, Sasuke sent a message to the two with crows.Then he went to the rendezvous place he had thought of and waited for the two people.

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Time: A sunny afternoon.

Location: The secret meeting place of the Uchiha clan - Nanhechuan Shrine.

Characters: a single dog Uchiha Sasuke, a single dog Uchiha Obito, and a Uchiha Madara who is afraid of chaos.

"Okay, now you can say what you want us to do?" Uchiha Madara leaned against the wall beside him, with his hands crossed around his chest, looking at Sasuke calmly.

Although Uchiha Obito didn't speak, the meaning in his gaze was the same as that in Uchiha Madara's words.

Now facing the scrutiny of the two clansmen, Sasuke couldn't care less about being shy.It's too late to repent now.

So he broke his heart, coughed dryly and said, "The main reason I called you two here today is to ask you to do me a favor... I have a plan and I need someone's help."

"Tch, why don't you go to your good brother Uchiha Itachi for this kind of thing, but come to us... There must be something you can't tell Itachi..." Uchiha Madara pointed out the crux of the problem.

"Ahem...that's right." Sasuke blushed, closed his eyes, and explained all the plans honestly.

After listening, Obito Uchiha's eyes widened: "You mean you want to talk to Naruto...that what...and use this to make him responsible for you?"

Sasuke gritted his teeth: "Yes, with Naruto's current alertness, it is impossible for me to take him down alone, so I need your help."

Uchiha Madara touched his chin, and then readily agreed to Sasuke's request: "I agree to your matter. It happens that Hashirama is busy these days, so I have the right to play around."

Seeing that he agreed, Sasuke breathed a sigh of relief, and then turned his attention to Obito Uchiha, who was still a little unacceptable.

"...Okay, I also agree." Obito finally accepted with the idea of ​​letting Sasuke test the water first.If it is useful, maybe there will be a breakthrough in the relationship between him and Kakashi.

"Now let's talk about your specific plan, how can we help you?"

Sasuke pulled Obito into the camp just because he knew what he wanted.Kakashi laughed at him for so long, and now he has finally hacked him once, and Sasuke felt a rare sense of relief in his heart.

Sasuke let out a sigh and told the two of them about his plan in detail.So the three of them met and conspired to attack Konoha's Seventh Hokage~~

After a day of correcting documents, Naruto was not surprised to find that Sasuke was waiting for him to go home with him at the gate of Hokage Building.

Sasuke seemed a little irritable today, he kept pacing downstairs, and stopped when he saw Naruto coming down the stairs.

"Naruto, you're off work. Senior Obito said today that Mr. Kakashi is not at home tonight, so he invited us to have dinner at his place." Sasuke said calmly, and there was no trace of his inner anxiety on the surface.

"Huh? Really? I haven't tasted Obito's cooking skills yet, I must try it this time." Naruto was indeed attracted by the matter of Obito cooking, and didn't notice Sasuke Relieved expression.

The two talked and chatted along the way and arrived at the Hatake Mansion.The place was brightly lit tonight, Sasuke opened the door and walked in.Naruto and Naruto took off their shoes at the entrance and walked in together.

I saw a person who was beyond Sasuke's expectations.

"Huh? Madara... Madara... Madara? Why are you here?" Naruto pointed at Uchiha Madara, who was sitting next to the table with his chin propped up and an obviously bored face, with trembling fingers.

To say that Uzumaki Naruto is one of the two most feared people in his life, one is the ancestor of the Uchiha family.Back then, one person dared to set off the Fourth Ninja World War, and even became Jinchuriki of the Ten Tails. The Naruto who fought that fight is still fresh in his memory.

Every time I see Uchiha Madara alone, but when Senju Hashima is not by his side, I feel hairy in my heart.

Simply put, it is the intuition of a single-celled organism seeing a cunning rabbit.

Another person is Orochimaru, whose abnormality caused an irreparable psychological shadow on Naruto's childhood.

"Why? Surprised to see me here?" Madara raised his eyebrows, successfully making Naruto's heart skip a beat again: "No matter how you say Obito, I watched him grow up and had a meal with him what happened again?"

"No... nothing... ahahaha." Naruto hid behind Sasuke with a dry smile and tugged at his sleeve, and said in a low voice, "Sasuke, let's go, go back and eat Ichiraku ramen." Uchi Popban is really scary QAQ

Before Sasuke could answer, Obito came out of the kitchen: "The meal is ready, Naruto, come and help me."

When he said this, he was wearing home clothes and a red strawberry apron.That appearance is simply a model of a wife.

Sasuke and Madara felt an indescribable feeling in their hearts at the same time - you are so virtuous and have not let Kakashi follow you, this is too frustrating! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

It's really embarrassing to our Uchiha family/me-this is what Sasuke and Madara are thinking at the same time.

And Obito, who lost the face of the ancestors of the Uchiha family and the Uchiha family, has no such consciousness at all.Plates of exquisite dishes came out of the kitchen, which made people salivate.

Obviously, he has also put a lot of effort into cooking these years in order to please Kakashi.The dishes made not only look delicious, but also taste really good.

Sasuke and Madara ate the wooden fish rice ball/bean curd sushi specially prepared by Uchiha Obito with blank faces, and the indescribable feeling came out again——to be able to turn a boss who was previously inspiring to destroy the world into the current one. I know the chefs who circle the stove...

Kakashi is amazing in a way.

As a single-celled creature with a lot of nerves, Naruto was very satisfied with Uchiha Obito's feast.What I ate was called a gobbler, just like an Ethiopian refugee seeing a full banquet.

When Naruto had almost eaten, Sasuke gave Uchiha Madara a wink.

Master Madara understood, and after eating the beancurd sushi in his mouth, he said leisurely: "The few of us finally got together to have a meal... No matter what, let's drink some wine to cheer us up."

While speaking, the three big, medium and small Uchiha Uchiha fans present had secretly hooked up and dragged Naruto, a stupid single-celled creature, into the trap.

"Uh... this... there is a meeting tomorrow, so drinking is not good." Naruto put down the half-eaten fried shrimp in his hand and said weakly.The key is Uchiha Madara's aura is too strong, he really dare not resist QAQ

"It's nothing to drink just a little." Obito, as an activist, blocked Naruto's next words with actions.I got up and went to the cabinet and took out a bottle of sake—and it was the bottle with the highest alcohol content.

And unceremoniously took out the largest set of wine bowls, the kind that can hold a tael of sake in each bowl.

Obito pretended to be nonchalant and walked back to the dining table, put a wine bowl in front of everyone, and sat down.

Uchiha Madara was in charge of pouring the wine, and at the same time, the Sharingan covered by the hair had begun to turn around.

After Naruto became Hokage, in view of his poor resistance to illusions, Shikamaru suggested that Sasuke train Naruto to break illusions for a period of time.The result is obviously gratifying, which has also caused the situation that it is difficult to start now.

But the three Uchihas, who have always been known as geniuses, have already figured out a way to deal with it.

Madara's illusion attainments can be said to be the pinnacle, and he doesn't use illusion directly on Naruto, and Naruto doesn't have much defense.Seeing that the large bowl of sake in front of him was the same as that of several other people, Naruto still didn't have the nerve to refuse.

In fact, Madara's illusion was poured on these wine bowls. From Naruto's point of view, other people's wine bowls were filled to the brim just like him.But in the eyes of the three Uchihas, the wine in their bowls was covered, and at most it looked like a sip.

Madara finished pouring the wine gracefully, picked up the bowl first and said: "It's been a long time since I had such a good time, it seems that I should drink more today." After speaking, he raised his head and drank the whole bowl.

He pretended to be very realistic, as if he really drank a whole bowl of wine.

Obito has been able to play two people with split personalities for so many years, and his acting skills are not covered.And he even knows how to sell miserably!

"Alas——Kakashi has not accepted my intention until now, and I don't know what to do." After speaking, he sighed melancholy and drank it all in one gulp.

Sasuke: "..." Compared with these two film kings, how do you ask me to say the lines I have rehearsed before? !

Speaking of which, he suddenly remembered that he seemed to be the only one among the Uchihas with poor acting skills... My brother is also a real actor. Could it be that I really have no talent for acting?

Sasuke, who did not inherit his acting talent from his ancestors, could only drink the wine bowl without saying anything.

The remaining Naruto couldn't resist the passionate eyes of the three, and finished drinking the wine in the bowl.

Naruto's capacity for drinking was not very good, but after being fed several bowls of wine by the three Uchihas who had colluded with each other for a long time, his whole body became dizzy and dizzy.

It was at this time——while Naruto came up in a daze, Sasuke's eternal kaleidoscope Sharingan spun wildly, casting an illusion on Naruto.Then Naruto was completely drunk and lay down on the table without moving.

Although Naruto fell asleep, he hadn't died yet.With a red face lying sideways on the table, he murmured Sasuke's name in his mouth.

His stupid appearance made Sasuke start to worry about whether to attack people or not - because it was too unkind to trap people like this.

"Cut... the chirping is not at all like our Uchiha family." Uchiha Madara is very disdainful of Sasuke's dawdling: "I think there are quite a lot of little girls in Konoha Village who like Naruto Yes, if you can't do it now, probably nothing will happen to you in the future."

Stimulated by Madara's words, Sasuke gritted his teeth, picked up Naruto and walked back: "Don't worry, I will definitely not fail."

The two watched Sasuke's back go away, and then Madara turned his gaze to Obito, who had a somewhat envious face.

"Obito... Sasuke is finally going to attack Naruto... When will you take down Kakashi?" He raised one eyebrow, and the smile on the corner of his mouth was very dangerous.

I wonder when the people of their Uchiha clan became so ink-stained.What's more, Uchiha Obito can be regarded as half of his apprentice, and the other party's emotional embarrassment is so embarrassing for Uchiha Madara.

"You don't need to worry about the matter between me and Kakashi." Obito lowered his head and said with a little disappointment, and cleaned up the plate.

"For the sake of the fact that you have worked so hard for me, I will help you this time." Uchiha Madara said quietly.

Obito raised his head abruptly, facing a pair of eternal kaleidoscope Sharingan, the pitch-black Gouyu instantly overwhelmed his reason.

Obito, who was under the illusion, stood there in a daze.Madara slowly stood up from the chair and walked towards the door, and said leisurely: "I heard from Hashirama that Kakashi will be able to return to Konoha tonight after completing that task, and it depends on whether he succeeds." Your own."

So there were two people who lost Konoha's body that night.One is Sasuke Uchiha and the other is Kakashi Hatake.

The author has something to say: the rest of the content has been completed~~Congratulations to Naruto for achieving the counterattack achievement~~

In addition, I would like to thank the children's shoes who threw mines to me~~ I can't reply to the message of mines yet, so I can only thank you here, Trojan horse~~